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Nairobi, Kenya
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@kariokote
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30 days
I ordered a multimedia car player for my Suzuki Swift from AliExpress, it didn’t arrive, so they sent a replacement. Then the first one showed up via Posta! Now I have an extra one—selling it at a discount, just covering the customs tax. The kit fits 2011-2015 model. More below
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@kariokote
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2 years
"Hii ndo ile kijana ilisema ile maneno"
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@kariokote
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I felt it when this girl said: 'You can send your goons to kill me,atleast I will not have killed myself'😭 Mandago must be held to account!
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@kariokote
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2 years
Guys kumbe matako hulipa bana
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@kariokote
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11 months
Say hi to the second lady, I know Man's Chamber isn't a quarry but I want to make her mine.
@mwendefrey
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11 months
Kabej Saturdays... Quote RT with Greetings to any of these amazing Man's Chamber Angels. Here are the rewards: The first Quote Rt to get 2500 likes gets 5000 Ksh No bots. Results tallying on Monday 7pm. Kabej sponsored by Yegon
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@kariokote
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2 years
Mathe yako akikuambia "kula ndengu rosecoco ni ya mzae"
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@kariokote
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2 years
The difference is the same😂
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Jeez, huyu ananimalisa😂😂😭
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2 years
😂😂😂💀
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@kariokote
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2 years
Mniombee juu hii shida ni mimi nilijitafutia mwenyewe
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@kariokote
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2 years
Babes, acha niuze kidney twende Dubai for a season😍
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@kariokote
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2 years
Top five tweeps that make a lot of money hii app: 1.KOT OCS -700K monthly 2.Degrata - 500K monthly 3. Mr right - 400K monthly 4.Mj - 300K monthly 5.Kotsocha - 100K monthly
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@kariokote
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How it started. How its going😭
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@NationAfrica Not only your wife can give birth Gachagua,hata yule dem alikupea jina bado anaweza shika mimba.
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@kariokote
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2 years
Hapa king kala haezikubaliwa ata akaribie gate😂
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Ruto akishinda tutakuwa na bright future kama kipara ya chebukati
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@kariokote
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kumbe kupewa kinembe ndio madem huita "after everything i've donee for you"
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2 years
Sawa umeandamana mchan mzima, baba amekuletea chakula kwa meza ?
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@kariokote
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2 years
Men with Beards THREAD
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@kariokote
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@Orializ3 @victor_kky Second chances after wamemada hao watu wote? Unakaa mwizi anaomba second chance pia.
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@kariokote
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"Oya, uko na simiti" Shopkeeper: hapa sio hardware "Ayaa, nipatie hapo condom tatu na tropikal ya 20"
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@davvydmoore ❤❤❤❤
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Ukiende maandamano alafu ukumbuke baba si baba yako
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@Iam_ronoh Dryspell hukuwa mbaya,nimembao kama fala kumamaye.
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@kariokote
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Edwin sifuna Edwin sufuria
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Arsenal at the top of the table
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2 years
Manzi yangu anataka twende swimo, polite way ya kumwaambia sijui kuswim ni gani ?
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@kariokote
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2 years
Huyu amesema "new year new me" na bado ako na ukimwi
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@kariokote
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@mwendefrey Hao atleast hupost na panty,wewe tunajua hauna and the enemy is mtu hana panty.
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@kariokote
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2 years
Na Kuna mtu mahali anajivunia hii mali
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@davvydmoore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @AntacoleC
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@kariokote
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2 years
Kane: vaa hiyo shirt mzee hii ni team ndogo tumepiga
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@kariokote
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2 years
Kuna mluhya tumeenda kuomba na yeye job akaulizwa sex yake akasema "Daily"
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@kariokote
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2 years
Happy birthday my guy @MrRightke 💪
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@Kenyans Haha, FEAR WOMEN
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Ask yourself why ronaldo has never married Georgina yet they have 4 kids, women can't be trusted 💯the only female that won't betray you is your mom,now let that sink, Ronaldo and Hakimi should be every man's role model
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@kariokote
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2 years
Normalise dissapointing your family by dropping out of College.
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"Bro chunga manzi yako vizuri, she deserves better"😂😂
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Doggy, missionary and tirries tuesday trending, kenyan mnapenda usherati wueh😂😂💀
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"Waambie waanze na kondoo kwanza, shamba ni baadae"
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The only man that can stop haaland is the 6cm legend Lisandro Martinez💪
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mbona mtu akikufa hapewi glucose ndio apumzike vizuri ?
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@UTDTrey Am not in the first eleven, now see👀😂😂
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Happy birthday to me and my GOAT Eminen✊❤
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Faceless ninjas don't lyk attention, that's why we hiding.
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@kariokote
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"So hukuji?"
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@kariokote
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2 years
Been listening to otile brown with my girlfriend now i feel like my ass growing bigger 😭💀
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@WaruiJohn2 buy a car so you can give us the story
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2 years
90% of Kenyan ladies on twitter are male
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@kariokote
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1 year
Maxine Wahome TAXine Wahome
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@kariokote
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2 years
Kuna jamaa highschool ati alikuwa na asthma so hakuwa anafagia daro lakini saa hii anavuta bangi mbaya sana
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@kariokote
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@Gesonso1 Halafu tukikuambia mayai tuwachie kuku unaanza kuskia vibaya
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2 years
"Form zenu za hapo Northlands zijipe leo"
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@kariokote
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Madem kama hamtaki mtu si mseme bana, Kuna huyu dem nimemuuliza are you a student or something else akaniambia yeye ni something😭💔
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2 years
@MrRightke , tuma kakitu mansee, Haga na haga hujaza kibaba
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Smash or pass 🙌👀
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@MrRightke The same way she saw you with one green jacket
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Ukiita hii chakula omena tunakosana mbaya sana
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2 years
Ndio kuingia univasity, ni nini nimekosa ?
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@davvydmoore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️⚡
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@kariokote
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1 year
Moi University politics hukuwa on another level🙌😂
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@kariokote
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2 years
nyota yangu ya twitter naona imeanza kuwaka😎
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@Bookten8 😂😂 that's definitely assiad nasinya😂😂
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@kariokote
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2 years
"Your love for me is like diarrhea I just can't hold it "
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@kariokote
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4 years
They can't f****k with GOAT CAME BACK WITH FLOW🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥BIG DADDY KING #RespectTheOGs #khaligraphjones #betawards
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@kariokote
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2 years
@AfyaCentreCrew Hiyo dm ni ya kitambo, check ni ya 2020 before corona, kibe changed later, hii ni clout uyo mdem anachase😂😂
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@kariokote
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2 years
"Bwana asifiwe naitwa David, nimeokoka nampenda yesu, sijaoa na nitatoa 5 Million cash"
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@kariokote
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2 years
Mnaenda pornhub alafu mnakuja kutuuliza "mmeoana hii" men tushamaliza syllabus uko😅😅💀
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@kariokote
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Hello peeps, watu 8 wanifollow mnifikisheni first floor 😪
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2 years
I don’t wanna be verified I wanna be rich
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YOUR REAL NAME THREAD:
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Diana b: I had to work hard to pay my bills. The hard work👇👇👇👇👇
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I was washing my dick with soap and things went out of control😂💔
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Kenya ukipiga picha hivi na johnte watasema wewe ni ghe!!
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A tweet for my student Faith Kipyegon. She is the G.O.A.T🐐
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Cristian pulidick
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@FellMentKE @NduruuMan dem mrembo kujituma bila kutumia rosecoco, i love that
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@Gesonso1 Bruh si kwa ubaya lakini hii wallai itakuwa ngumu😭 tafuta huyo dem wa machapo huku anaweza kusaidia bila kukudai.
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Utapata hii design ndio ilifanya babako ateke mama yako alafu uko hapo unatuekea standards
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Hiyo ngoma ya matata na sauti sol iko chini kushinda marks zangu za chemistry
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Vinembe una-organise hii wiki zibounce zote
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Twitter ata upost evidence umekufa bado watakupepeta😂😂💔
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Drop them handles we gain ⚡ #BillyDrive
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I was born and raised in Eldoret, attended a local school in baringo county, Emining Boys highschool
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@crazy_kennar @Yoh_crushie wow, this one's epic i'll one day meet stormzy somewhere in manchester❤
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Kama huyu ndio khaligraph jones Mimi sina haraka na maisha tena
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Keep her nudes safe just incase she leaves you.
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I have been Grinding hard, i don't know anything about resting
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Nikisema course nafanya nayo mtaniita mwanamke
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"Waambie wajishikie maploti kadhaa hapo kwanza"
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Kwani mko ? Nataka watu KUMI twende tuserereke ASAP
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Bado mi siamini kuna mtu anadinya hao madem warembo nawaonanga tao
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