a HUGE thanks to my
@thegirlsmusical
pal
@RealDeniseWelch
for liking my
@TEDTalks
(& ‘lovingly’ putting lipstick on me!) & thanks to all of u for ur positive feedback. ur tweets r fantastic!😊
so i did a TEDx talk! i can’t begin to describe the fear & vulnerability i felt but: ur tweets have made me greet! thank u. i hope it helped someone somewhere. it definitely helped me... here it is:
#TEDxGla2018
we did it!
@thegirlsmusical
opened last night & i think the audience loved it cos they all stood up & clapped! maybe i got extra applause for walking in high heels & not knocking over
@RealDeniseWelch
😂
& ooh!
@GaryBarlow
looks chuffed! SCOTLAND! i’lol be hame soon!🏴
i woke this beautiful morning thinking i must have dreamt a beautiful dream that the beautiful
@RealDeniseWelch
fairy came & made me all beautiful... was it really a dream? was it?...🧚🏻♀️🤔
@thegirlsmusical
ps i’ll no be doin much o the tweetin’ cos i’m writin (cos i’m a writer noo, ye know?) but i will be keekin at it so don’t think i’m no thinkin aboot yeez (even tho sometimes i’m no😶😃)
a poem: oh Twitter i love u but canny keep up
with the fab tweets u send me: my thumb just says “nup”
i see u & thank u & try once a week
to retweet & follow & like like a geek
then sometimes i work, eat, sleep, wear high-heeled shoes
but that doesn’t mean i forgot about yooz😊
i’m overwhelmed today. so much positive comments on my talk i can’t quite compute it all. gonna just look at my cats i think (they’re Zen in cat form) thank u doesn’t cover it but... thank u. x
it’s HERE! the phenomenal
@MaryQueenMovie
is on at the pictures🎭if u watch closely u’ll see a wee bit of me: woohoo! i was at the premiere
@edinburghcastle
& it was very swanky so i wore my good jumper😊
#MaryQueenofScots
so am pittin this oan the night, right! whit? ye goatta problum? ye waant a piece ay me? eh? eh? dae ye?! aye. didny hink so. MON THE HENS!🐤 n bananas! 🍌n... n... AVOCADOS!🥑
right: cheerio Glasgow!👋🏻 i’m away for a year doing this wonderful show: i’ll be back next June
@GlasgowKings
but u can see (lots of) me before that! 😉
come on now: i’ll be looking out for u! x
i’m off to bed now. as a professional act-tor i must prepare for the Tron play by watching season 8 of The Walking Dead. for that is what actors do: lie in bed.
btw do not tell me a HING that happens in it or i’ll come roon yer hoose n turn. i will! g’night.
anno, anNO! nearly 1
o clock n am up rangin aboot. workin the morra! should be sleepin! but. am no. video me a lullaby if yeez like. yeez don’t huv tae. i’ll probably faw asleep by 4... 😔
btw pmsl at this n hamesick at the same time!
i’m in a weird place, i’m... stuck. ur comments & DM’s have overawed me (& i’m not easily owerawed!) i want to keep sayin thanks but i’ve said that already. so i’ll just say... what can i say? i’m.... connected! with so much gratitude, Kx
morning tweeters! i’m trying to connect with y’all but my thumb’s just expired 👎🏻i’ll tweet u later for i must eat (with a limp digit!)
🍚(is this a ‘bowl of porridge’ emoji? if not, WHY not?!)
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃Happy
#InternationalWomensDay
come and see me & other brilliant women tonight! let us not be afraid to share our failures as well as our successes💪🏻
#FailUp
well i’m just back from Spain & Scotland’s hotter: woohoo! so i’m in 3 films & u can watch them right now! go to & search ‘trilogy’ & watch any (or all!) 3 films. i’m wearing Saltire boxer shorts in The Tempest. i tell ye, i was awfy proud...🏴
a rap (imagine it performed over Ram Jam’s ‘Black Betty’...) “i took my self to the river C. aw the sun and the sand and the smell of wee. i’m proud to be in fraternitee with the class of the Inverclyde tongs, ya B!”
aye Brooklyn, keep it!🤟🏻
thanks for all ur tweets! i can’t reply right now but i read every single one. i do! (can’t do DM’s tho...) this has got to have been last week’s highlight:
@ruth_madoc
@thegirlsmusical
#childhoodfantasy
it is OFFICIAL! this time next week i’ll be on stage at
@SECGlasgow
doing a TEDx talk! oh. my. STARS! it’s a dream mixed with a night mare: it’s a dreamare! but i cannot WAIT. come. be with me. help me not to faint of apoplexy!
#TEDxGla2018
#secarmadillo
i’m watchin ya twitter & i’ll tell ya somethin: i like what i see! yes, very much happy joy💫btw i got lost in Leeds again but then i found this! thought i’d cracked it till i saw the words above me🦈 i’m gonna need a bigger hat...🎩😶
Lo... i am an accomplished act-tor. Shakespeare. Beckett. Burns. out i go to channel my greatness into this new play in a dapper hat & MARVELous VANS! come. see the wonder...
@TronTheatre
right, i better get myself ready for all the hoity toity hoi polloi that is...
@TronTheatre
PRESS NIGHT⭐️✨💫📸😃MEGA excited that Dame Shirley Bassey is comin (well, she said ‘try’ when i WhatsApped her. aye, try Shirl, try..) mon n see us!
my fabulous pal
@RealDeniseWelch
has said nice things about me. (she’ll get an extra avocado in her handbag for that!🥑) she also speaks with huge courage & heart about herself. more power to ye Den!💪🏻 we’re coming tae see ye Aberdeen!🏴
@thegirlsmusical
must learn TEDx talk
must learn TEDx talk
must learn TEDx talk
must learn TEDx talk
(sees shiny bit of paper & chases after it)
must learn TEDx talk
must learn TEDx talk
(brain melts)
must learn TEDx talk...
learns it!
one of the best
@OranMorGlasgow
plays i’ve ever seen ended today: ‘I, Elvis’. i give ÜBER respect & thanks to the actors & all involved in this 50 minute bit o joy. & i’ve gotta give a special menshie to the fantastic Joyce Falconer for just being awfy awfy awesome🕺🏻⭐️
well i did ma best on
@bbctimeline
: i said “rapscallion, aubergine and shenanigans” n i also plugged ma shows n wore ma
@gladragsglasgow
waistcoat! i do wish i’d said “pipet” but i didn’t know how to drop it in (see wot i did there? am funny so a um)