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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 months
going to kasol and the road is very narrow so there were signs with 💀on the side of the road and when i first saw it i was like damn whats so funny
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 month
any dude can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
8 months
maturing is realising that at the end of the movie they should have kissed
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8 months
NO BEC MATURING IS REALISING SIDHARTH MALHOTRA IS HOTTER THAN VARUN DHAWAN IN SOTY
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
guys I have had the 3 different waters and here is my review:
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
the hindu has the same front page today as it did 75 years ago!
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
the bar is in hell
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2 years
THIS DUDE HELD MY HAND IN PUBLIC. IN PUBLIC. ????! GREEN FLAG ??!???!!!!
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
the best: bisleri, tastes great, no nonsense, as water goes this is the tastiest. the bottle is also great, 2 litres can be heavy but you can drink from the bottle easily. they even give you a hanger type thing to hold it that the other bottles don't. 10/10 water.
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
@notSauravv bro she turned you down nicely and ur dragging her on twitter 😭😭😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
aquafina: kind of the sweetest water, funky taste tbh, it's not bad tho. probably good for lime juice etc, would get this over bisleri for that. the bottle is great too, although it's not as good as bisleri 8/10
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
the worst: kinley, as water goes, this is definitely the most 'tasteless', also the bottle is flimsy as fuck, you don't wanna be drinkin from this bottle near your laptop. it's also 5 bucks more expensive than bisleri or aquafina for some reason??? 5/10 sorry
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
i made one
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
the sun's ability to force your body to make the happy chemical is unreal
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
@yoongienthusias this is the hardest roast of a celeb i’ve seen in a while 😭
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sukuna
3 months
@Fizboo @chesscom he had a losing position for most of the game and managed to save a draw
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
do u guys think gulab jamun tastes better when its hot or when its cold like personally i would like to meet someone who’s smile can genuinely make my day better but i think cold and juicy gulab jamun is the best
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Santoor really like "you wanna be a milf??????"
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
50 likes and i’ll slack this emoji to my boss
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Ed sheeran really winning at music because imagine people hating your music cuz it's played TOO much.
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 month
i hate growing up suddenly chin lungs and bobs arent good spots for a first date anymore 😭😭😭😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
4 months
@chonkychihuahua engineering mentioned ‼️‼️‼️🙀😻🥷🏼👨🏻‍💻👷‍♂️👷‍♀️👩‍💻❤️‍🔥❤️☢️
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
omg got placed
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
update: i bought her a flower and we held hands <3
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Gimme 50 likes I'll post this on my LinkedIn pakka 💯💯
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 months
texting a girl “if we’re both single at 30- ” is the deepest trench a man can be in
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
for someone who is very broke i do be buying whatever i want these days
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
how i used to study in school vs how i study now
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 months
dating apps aren’t working anymore need to show up at kanan gill’s book signing and look confused
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
thinking about aditya today
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Manipal really had the potential to be like colleges in the movies with students sitting on the grass and chilling/studying but it's way too hot here for that
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
reminder that if ur not from bangalore you’re not allowed to criticise the city 💓💓
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
unbelievable how many people don't know that you can scroll with 2 fingers on your laptop's trackpad
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 months
when the beer starts tasting like you need a cigarette >>>
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
just realised our juniors have never scrolled through a billion pictures on mttn's Facebook page during a fest to find only 1 picture of them
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
ok but can u guys imagine the crowd when local train comes to manipal again
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 months
the sexual tension when u open an excel and ur colleague also opens the same excel and they put their cursor next to urs
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Twitter is like a party, Mumbai Delhi and Bangalore are the cool kids, Chennai wasn't even invited, Pune shows up drunk and passes out on the floor, nobody knows where or who Kolkata is.
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
😭😭😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Something in me wants to believe this formula wasn't just a coincidence
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
@fatfatpankocat *absolutely no changes*
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Brown parents be like "let's go on vacation" and take you to 24 temples
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Oh my God this fucker gave me only 5/10 on my coursera assignment and I gave him a 9 without even reading his answer. These are the type of kids who snitched on you in school.
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Cancel board exams is trending? What is this a field trip? Who brought the kids on Twitter?
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
gotta get those calories in one way or another
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Wearing a black hoodie increases your coding skills by 5x
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
like this tweet if ur dick bigger than 6 inches
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
3 years from now when i make a shaadi dot com profile, all the other unlovable people from hinge are gonna make it too, and once again everyone will have too many options and we’ll all keep each other single for life 😍🥰
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
never getting over the fact that manipal has fake trees around just to act as the WiFi router or something like that
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
2016 was wild
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
in Bangalore u don't measure distances in kilometres, u measure them with time
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
may
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 month
crode
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 month
i hate growing up suddenly chin lungs and bobs arent good spots for a first date anymore 😭😭😭😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
fridge reveal
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
i love how during school vacations they’d just tell you 2 months prior when classes resume again and everyone would just show up no confirmation email text nothing just raw dogging it
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
'an object is an instance of a class' is the engineering equivalent of mitochondria is the power house of the cell
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
december dump part 2 because it slayed sorry
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
bangalore sun n my hands
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 months
was going to buy an elite membership for cult so i could go boxing more often.. then i realised for that much money i could literally buy my own bag & hang it at home.. then i realised its not that serious and im never actually going to use it, so now im not spending any money
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
tbh if girls want a bf they can go to their crush and just be like we're dating now. no questions. and imo like 80% of dudes will just be like 'ok'
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sukuna
2 years
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
if ur sad about being short remember it means you can stand on deetee tables without the fan trying to murder u
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
he's online she's online he doesn't text neither does she ego wins rcb loses
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Male birth control does exist, and its dudes using 🥺👉👈 in 2021
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
5 months
everytime i see a story of someone still in manipal im like oh my god just graduate
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
met a guy in my company who’s been working there since before i was born?
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
7 months
@niffscardigan man i thought this was about joe biden
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
@prinkalmishraa I have a big please stop tweeting the same shit it's literally 2021. My keyboard is self aware I apologize for this how could I let this happen.
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
unless you're a woman, or a muslim, or from sc/st, or you live in UP, or you're a part of the 68% of the country that lives under $2 a day, yeah India is a great place to be!!
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The more I see global geopolitics, the more I am convinced that India is the best place to be, invest, and dream. #RussiaUkraineConflict #RussiaUkraine
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
*gets 3 likes* Me: how did this bang
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Today is literally so beautiful feels like the first day of summer vacations
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
all you oomfs working for over 15lpa and still preparing for masters pls give me a referral before u leave 😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
these north indians saying peak bengaluru for the most random shit has the same energy as going to a mcdonalds in america and saying you've been to a barbecue 🤣
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
bro i am talking to this girl and she always replies immediately why is this so attractive lmao
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
😭😭😭
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
if you’re going to indiranagar thinking “we’ll go there and see where to go” you will just end up at bobs or toit its like a law of the universe
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
My biggest fantasy is that one day I get really drunk and steal the campus patrol car and do donuts in the middle of kc
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
no way 😭😭😭
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sukuna
3 years
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
I made dis
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Enough Internet for today
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 year
februraey
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
twitter interaction of the day
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sukuna
2 years
what’s stopping mit’22 from bringing tractor and horse on saturday 🤨🤨asking fr
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
this
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
1 month
@arushcantmiss2 u tell me twin
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arush asf
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any dude can be babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
I'm so done with machine learning bhai rakh le apne convolutions
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
if ur over 20 and aren't embarassed by hickeys u need to introspect
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
she probably not texting back because whatsapp and ig are down guys it's not because she doesn't like me hahhahahahaplshelphahaha
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
so that’s why my colleagues reached at noon today
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
So this happened
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
shahid kapoor in a black kurta from jab we met is what peak male performance looks like
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
3 years
Who decided pani puri should have only 6 puris? Everybody know the ideal number is 8
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
it's so cute when girls get on their toes to kiss you 😩
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
watching daredevil for the plot
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@kamzuha1
sukuna
2 years
lol if more indians decide India is actually a better place to settle it'll not be because we got better, but because America got a whole lot worse ☠️
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