Rhaenyra : what do you do when you see a pregnant woman standing on the bus while you are seated?
jace : get up for her to sit
luke : tell aemond to give her his seat
Aegon II : rub my belly and pretend Im pregnant
Joffery: close my eyes
Aemond : do what luke tells me to do
“Is Aegon king?” Aemond asked, “or must we kneel and kiss ✨ the old whore’s✨ cunny?”
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“✨The whore of Dragonstone✨, he means.” Prince Aemond strode forward.
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“✨The whore on Dragonstone✨ is not the threat,” Aemond said.”
#Lucemond
Aemond is a stay at homewife who is secretly a mafia leader.He chose to work from home cause he enjoys taking care of Luke who is a hardworking office worker.Aemond loves packing lunches,adding sweet notes for his husband and sending him off with a kiss on the forehead
#lucemondau
Older omega Lucerys thinks he is undesirable due to being unmarried in his thirties. He has lost all hope of ever meeting someone who would love him for who he truly is. Meanwhile his Uncle Alpha Aemond, who is in his early twenties always hangs around Lucerys and
Au where
#lucemond
were forced to get married and have kids to keep both of their families together.5 years into their marriage luke found himself miserable and with two kids .He finally gave up fighting to keep his loveless marriage together and filled out the divorce papers
Interviewer to Aemond and his wife : So Aemond you are married to the most beautiful person on earth , right ?
Aemond : Oh god no Lucerys is just my nephew
Thinking about modern Aemond as a super dedicated annoying manager at McDonald's, while his 3 nephews who work under him just want to finish their shifts and go home . He fired aegon on his first day .
Pregnant Lucerys fully awake at 3 am "Aemond do you love me?"
Aemond,with a tired and sleepy voice, answers, "of course."
Lucerys lets out a big sigh.
Aemond immediately opens his eyes and continues "I love you so much. I have never felt this way before towards anyone-"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
GRRM has officially announced that Lucerys is Aemond's spouse.
--According to him their wedding will be featured in the upcoming second season.
Imagining a pregnant Lucerys excited about the small bump he has developed ,he proudly shows it to Aemond. It's barely noticeable but Aemond doesn't say anything as he gives the bump soft kisses ,he is just glad that the soon-to-be muña of his child is happy 🥹
An au where police officer Aemond arrests Luke everytime he goes on a date
"Lucerys Velaryon,you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be used against you "
"for gods sake Aemond what is it this time?Its the 8th date you are interrupting "
Aemond : let's play a game, if I guess your name correctly, I'll take your eye.
Lucerys : 😐
Daemon : let's play another game , if you guess his name correctly , I'll take your other eye .
Aemond : 😐
Lucerys's pregnancy feels like a wonderful blessing to Aemond. He absolutely love seeing his nephew with a big, round belly, carrying his pups. Aemond can't help but shower Lucerys with affection and love whenever he sees him waddling around the house with his swollen belly
Aemond: When are we gonna start talking about Lucerys?
Rhaenyra: Brother, we are currently in a business meeting.
Otto: Please allow him to express himself.
Alicent: Not that I care but I heard he wore a skirt yesterday ,I don't care anyways.
Aemond: Does anyone have a picture?
"Aemond, stay away from that boy" Alicent warned with a sharp tone. aemond sighed understanding why his mother was worried and replied "don't worry mother this is all part of my revenge plan"
Aemond : i miss my wife
Aegon : you have a wife ??
Aemond : i had a wife.
Aegon : wtf ?
Aemond : It was my mistake . long story short, Vhagar swallowed him .
What about Aemond disappearing "mysteriously" on his honeymoon leaving his wife alone? Viserys broke the news to his eldest daughter feeling awful,her kids didnt care as they never cared about their uncles but surprisingly luke insisted on helping saying Aemond is still family
when breaking up with someone
"It's not you, it's me. I'm the problem" : jace , rhaena , helaena
"It's you. you're the problem" : Aemond , Joffrey, baela
"my pets don't like you": lucerys ( and he doesnt even have a pet )
#lucemond
au where
the Dowager Queen Alicent sits in her chamber with Queen Consort Lucerys, pouring drinks for each other, while they gaze at the sun setting through the grand window. It's too early to be drinking, but it had come to this, and it's not their first time anyway.
Teacher Aemond : Lucerys , where is your book ?
Student lucerys: sorry sir but I forgot it .
Teacher Aemond: Jacaerys velaryon , give your book to lucerys and get the fuck out of my classroom.
Aemond :So I booked a therapy session for tomorrow
Lucerys: that's huge Aemond I'm proud of you
Aemond : it's for you lucerys . Good luck my love !
Lucerys: 😧😧
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#lucemond
au where lucerys is the problem .
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@thebtspop
Also she said that she couldn't understand what they were singing about so she checked lyric videos.. She wanted to understand.. For once she became an intellectual