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@kalitwotimes

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if you post it…my freaky ass gone look. I don’t care that you posted it 6 years ago I’m gone like it😈😈😈

California City, CA
Joined December 2021
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@kalitwotimes
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@PrincetonRober4 @isadorenoir Now…what kind of hug was it? Tip to tip?
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1 year
Happy birthday to me. 30 trips around the sun. Still look 24.
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2 years
@damonshavers74 @ThundaaaKatt If you don’t have enough dick just say that.
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9 months
Did…did this man spray her with PAM????🤔🤔
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2 years
Baby… I’m a whole 6pc outchea.. no biscuit.
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2 years
See what happens when you drink water, mind ya business, and let a mf go? Pockets getting fatter and so are these yams
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8 months
It’s getting cold. I’m bringing the fro back out
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2 years
The hold this filter has on me
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2 years
Those jets feel amazing
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2 years
Chocolate drop🥰
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2 years
@TabooTable This has been my favorite video for the last like 5 years
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8 months
@RelaxwithSno How does one get this treatment? 🤔🤔🤔
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@KryssyLaReina I had the same question. I know that man uses his real voice…hand on throat
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4 months
@legmonsta That thing scares me. But I bet it feels so good
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7 months
Moved back to Cali. Why tf didn’t anyone tell me gas was higher than giraffe pussy??
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9 months
Is it horny out side? Or it’s just me?
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7 months
@funnyassjenise I need answers. I’ve been running the motor out of this rose. The check engine light came on yesterday
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3 months
Happy birthday to meeeeee!!!!!
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4 months
@legmonsta Lawwd. That’s all I can do is taste it. I don’t think I have enough jaw to swallow
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2 years
Is consistent dick too much to ask for? I’m not trying to be ya gf I just want to fuck you for a while🥺
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2 years
Pulling boxers to the side all ‘22. Y’all be playing
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6 months
I’m closing 2023 without any dick. I need to be bussin it wideeee open all 2024
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4 months
Whoever said the best wings in ATL are at Magic City…fuckin LIED. Ain’t noo way this y’all best contender
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2 months
@SupaSensei_7 Sir not cosmology 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@Mr_Dare609 @blacknutlover @DripDropProd I’m glad I’m not the only one that laughed🤣🤣
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2 months
First of all…where tf were you niggas when I went on a cruise last year?? Send me the nigga cruise schedule
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6 months
I still don’t understand paying for nudes when porn is free. Someone explain it like I’m slow
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11 months
The new logo makes this look like a porn app…I mean it is 🤔but I liked that it looked innocent
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8 months
@OOoceanX Not saying he looks like he likes dick…but he looks like he likes dick. And I can guarantee he sucking the skin off
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8 months
@TreyPfromCali Lmaoo sir. Please let it go
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@KINGstarSLIM Baby you skrong….me next
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1 year
@legmonsta 🙋🏾‍♀️
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2 years
I got a rose. I’m going to end up in the ICU..
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1 year
@ForeverThad This would be me.. ohhh he got coupons!!!!! Love me a nigga with coupons
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8 months
@Crimmeck Stop it
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2 years
Niggas with braces don’t look like the niggas with braces when I was in high school.
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2 months
@PapaBearEst91 This right here. Cause the ear clit go crazy
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2 years
@DonkeyBhee I want to know how this conversation started. Like howww
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2 months
If your thong is baggy in the front and the back…please refrain from posting those malnourished chicken cutlets. We only want to see big booties and phat coochie meow meows. -Management
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7 months
@TreyPfromCali Go ahead and shame me. I had liquor for breakfast and brisket for dinner
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2 years
Just trying to be a toaster strudel in a Twinkie world
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7 months
@TreyPfromCali 1000% R. Kelly. You can only say ‘take dat, take dat’ so many times in jail before big jimmy takes dat booty
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2 months
@TreyPfromCali That part. I don’t even understand how you initiate sex without kissing
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4 months
@footballguy82 Sugar grits… ok I smash those too. BUT booty noodles??? Absolutely tf nawt. Now I’ll buy you some to eat at YOUR house.
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4 months
@Thanoswuzright That lady lying
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1 year
I think I’m going to buy me one of those dicks that stick on the wall. I can’t get back shots so I guess I have to do it myself 🤷🏾‍♀️
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3 months
@polyuchiha27 Shhhiiittt. Do it will your mic is on.
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2 years
@ChipColeman5 @NickCannon I stopped at gigalo idk what else that man made
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@introvertways93 🙋🏾‍♀️
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@kdotvici I’m an Aries I have tiny moles at the corner of my eyes on both sides
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8 months
@Thanoswuzright I bet it is
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9 months
@mixtapeminimus1 She has on a $12 dress from shein. Lipstick $1. I can guarantee she has on some $10 sandals. Her edges have probably been missing since they took over the ‘99 and 2000. Look like what ma’am??
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2 years
The rain drops outside my window sound like someone is getting their cheeks clapped. Never been more jealous of a rain drop.
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@UGottaLuvMont This what I get for being nosey… cause TERRORIST is insane
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1 year
@Crimmeck Hell is hot 🤣🤣🤣
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7 months
@Prodikal_son Idk why but these evil ass eyebrows are sexy af. Just look unfriendly as hell…I like it
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9 months
@JustinSlayer14 Because that’s a threat
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@4EverThad This reminds me of that little boy from The Oblongs
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@4EverThad Yall be really exaggerating. That water does not be that dam hot
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@TreyPfromCali No. Cause who is untucking all that when I take my daily naps?
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2 months
@sauceco901 Say it right.
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2 years
@imaclassiqman @DamnShawn_ Is dick included with the massage🤔?
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2 years
@THEREALMRPENN Period Pooh.
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4 months
@DaBoobieTube Sir…let me see
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11 months
@polyuchiha27 Sir. I just played the games you were playing
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@WholesomeBear Stop it 🤣🤣
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2 years
@BigDaddyXXI @Basicbihklare @kc_poppinnn For 5 epeisodes straight.. just mink mink mink off the top
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6 months
Soo anyone else see Martin Luther The King???
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@WholesomeBear As much as I hate road trips, thissss might get me to do them more often
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@TreyPfromCali This just PISSEDT me off. I don’t trust a nigga whose teeth are all the same size.
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1 year
@FreekzGeekz That escalated quickly 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Not gone lie.. @NickCannon went in on everybody. Still can’t name 5 of his songs though
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8 months
@WholesomeBear Strawberry cream freeze
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7 months
Somebody order it and let me press the buttons for you
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Who got the link
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2 years
I drove all the way to Houston from memphis to watch the wild n out show. Where tf was @KarlousM
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@KINGmonstarSLIM This should have been me lawd
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@Prodikal_son Just fine af with these villain eyebrows
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