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@kalenorie
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4 months
this Boysen pinintuarahan si ateng madaldal nagsalita sa loob ng pader. oa ng takot ko sa commercial na to dati
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anya ๐Ÿ‰
4 months
some of memorable philippine tv commercials - a thread 1. great taste white caramel "sweet linamnam" with janella salvador, 2018
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4 months
yurakan ni karen delos reyes at boobay sa 24 oras
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4 months
some of messy moments in philippine live television - a thread 1. miss universe 2015 coronation mishap between pia wurtzbach and ariadna gutierrez, hosted by steve harvey
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2 months
nagfamily dinner na basa ang brip sino rel8 jan ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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2 months
njorkk low quality pic!
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1 month
baked fudgey and chewy brownies ๐Ÿ˜
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1 month
@pantr0picock hindi b harassment n yan oomf ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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4 months
"Hello Group 2! Your work is among the most visually appealing pieces. Very good! it was a good submission!" proceeds to give us 30/50 putangina unibersidad ng Pilipinas ano bang gusto mooooo
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2 years
Letโ€™s normalize replying to our groupmates !! kahit โ€œokay, will doโ€ lang sapat na or immediately tell your groupmates if nahihirapan or hindi kayang gawin para hindi rattled ang leader na maghahabol ng parts niyo sa isang group peta๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 month
my dough flopped so di ko nagawa ung donuts but the matcha cookies were perfect!!
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1 month
i will be baking donuts and matcha cookies tomorrow and ill try to make donkies (donut ++ cookie) waaah
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1 year
you donโ€™t force a child to say I love you to their parents if theyโ€™re crying because of the trauma the parents have left them. This is the exact reason why I donโ€™t say I love you to my father and it hurts me so much to even have a conversation with him.
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JUST A LITTLE MORE ONCE MORE๐ŸŒท
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The moment Kulot cried, I lost it. Hey eyes scream pain. โ€˜Di na rin napigilan ni Anne, tumulo na rin luha niya. Protect these children at all cost. #ShowtimeSummertime
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4 months
@hoyramona marijuana tuloyโ€ฆ arwana pala GOT ME DEAAD
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2 months
i bake and i dance and i play sports!
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gar-riedo station ๐Ÿช
2 months
how about a job reveal? grades reveal? hobby reveal?
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3 months
for 400 pesos u get 18 pcs of good dumplings likeeee EATING so good rn
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1 month
i fainted.. had a big cut around my eye which caused heavy bleeding.. and my right arm injury recurredโ€ฆ
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1 month
craziest day of my life! morning to afternoon was spent well because i delivered many orders of cookies but i spent the whole night sa ER dahil i almost died.. literal
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2 months
waahh
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Godโ€™s favorite ๐ŸŒป
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Lemme see yall in glasses
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3 months
oh!
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4 months
may scooters na sa UPLB!!
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4 months
i love polos lahat ng may collar ty sa nag invent neto
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5 months
literal na messy kasi jwu at nasira ung glasses pagkagising ๐Ÿ˜…
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gem ๐ŸŒŸ
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i love nerdy men with messy hair and glasses
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4 months
@johnofthepartyy hoy karen delos reyes! ANG TANGA TLG HAHSHWHWHQHAAH GALIT N GALIT SIYA KAKATAWAA
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4 months
biglang ganoon ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
@jegobayani pls i thought may issue inquirer๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 months
w/o downloading anything new, whatโ€™s it like dating you? me n my love for random dance and baking good foodDD
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w/o downloading anything new, whatโ€™s it like dating you?
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5 months
living in heLLBI just makes me want to cry and drop all my shit for my MOM!!
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24 days
post opera treat parang magpa double eyelid surgery lang ๐Ÿฅฐ
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2 months
i think kahinaan ko tlg ang nakasalamin
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4 months
@HanakoLorenz LAFTRIP BAKIT MAY LANGAW ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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5 months
no pic no rim daw ang tangaaa ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
i have always told my mom ever since 2019 that if i wouldโ€™ve been given a chance to vote for a senator, i would choose chel diokno. today, after my mother voted, she came home excited. She said โ€œanak, binito ko si chel dioknoโ€. Nakakataba ng puso๐Ÿ˜ญ maraming salamat, mama
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5 months
Visita Iglesia IS NOWW
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4 months
TW: SA as a kid, I never really had the idea of masturbating but after when I was SAโ€™d, the urge to play with my body was so high. i honestly feel like itโ€™s not normal kaya importanteng gumawa ng safe environment around children because they are taking what is given to them๐Ÿ˜“
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Normal lang ba na ang 5-6 yrs old ay marunong nang magjakol?
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4 months
@johnofthepartyy oh thatโ€™s definitely something to remember neng ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ pwede mu b yan isuot sayoโ€ฆ genuine questionโ€ฆ
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2 years
Iโ€™m so proud of my FCS teachers na tumindig at hindi ginagamit ang โ€œmas matanda ako kaya mas may alam akoโ€ card๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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5 years
Nakakatuwa na kahit crinam, napagod, at umiyak mga contestants eh na manage pa nilang matapos at maexecute lahat ng pinaghirapan nila! Congrats sa bawat year level at naway makatulog kayo mamayang galbi ng mahimbing AHAHAAHAHA #Freshmen #Sophomores #Juniors #Seniors
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4 months
3 hrs talaga ako nag shoot for a rehtorical analysis tas 2 mins lang ung videoโ€ฆ
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5 years
hindi ko lang po magets baket ayaw kaming pagpracticin kahit 3 hours lang pero gustong ipush yung event bukas? no hate pero nakaka pagod sa mga teacher and students na nagstustruggle para matapos choreo nila (binigyan lang naman silang 1week and 3 days):(((((
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5 months
bakit ngayon ko lang nalaman na u can make STICKERS sa photos ๐Ÿ˜ญ SO COOOOL
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5 months
i love sundays! except the fact that i am the lone gay child of my pastor parents ๐Ÿ˜…
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1 month
i will be baking donuts and matcha cookies tomorrow and ill try to make donkies (donut ++ cookie) waaah
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2 months
sobrang scattered n ng humor ko pero top 1 talaga si queen dura parang lahat ng lalabas sa bungangerls niya sobrang laugh kakatawa
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stitches off later pwede n ulit manood ng bold
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i fainted.. had a big cut around my eye which caused heavy bleeding.. and my right arm injury recurredโ€ฆ
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3 years
uhm who said toni was being cancelled when she was just being called out for her opposing political stance with her Christian values.... make it make sense
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4 months
o yan nnmn shea di muna ibigay ung time sa mga nakapasa sa upcat magsasabi nanaman na โ€œgoodluck sa pinapasok moโ€ goooooow
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2 months
clocked MESSS
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bitchie nadal ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
favorite pose ng mga bading yung nakanganga
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1 month
would u buy cookies from me if i SELL WAHAHAHHA i am so bored.. this summer break is hell
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5 years
fil filling ko babagsak ako eng enghirap niya talaga sci sciyang lang inaral ko HAHAHAHAHA
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4 months
while having dinner NOW my mom just asked how am i in up and offered me to transfer na daw back to dlsu ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ muka na raw ako tumanda dahil sa stress I CANโ€™T
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5 years
di mo matatawag sarili mong "maganda" kung ang ugali mo ay di kaaya aya para kalang ambisyosang palaka
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2 months
crumbl cookies i will come for u with my homemade cookies
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2 months
ano konek ng pride sa mga burat niyo teh..
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6 years
2nd place sa Nationals?? WOW THANK YOU LORD!!!!
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4 months
mga babae sa uplb:
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6 years
cover ka nga ng kanta pag umabot ng 100 faves โ€” Shunga langg teh? Gusto mo bang bumabagyo ang christmas mo? Abot to hanggang new year pero HAHA WHY NOT
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5 months
i love my nonchalant mom because when times get rough (di makapag scroll sa fb) nagiging oa sha
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6 years
Bat kaya naging snowman si olaf hindi ba dapat clouds siya? Grr
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5 years
Dun sa sumira ng project namin sa physics, kung sino ka man, sana makonsenya ka. Di mo inisip kung anong pera, hardwork, luha pati pawis inexert namin dun tas sisirain mo lang?! Smh
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1 month
another batch for today omagaad 50++ cookies this week i am the most thankful filipino today ๐Ÿ™
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6 months
Me vs My โ€œOn Repeatโ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Me vs My โ€œOn Repeatโ€
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ano kea feeling ma kiss!? #NewProfilePic
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6 years
sana wala nalang grade 10 loool โ€” Aba grade 10 pa inalis mo, pag ikaw natrack ko jojombagin kita
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4 months
ANG TAWA KOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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4 years
ewan kung ako lang, nakicringe ako sa nagroromeo and juliet, tapos kunwari di alam lyrics arhxhfhehna sorry
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4 months
omagaaah ung tito ko nag sashay away na sa earth rip kinggg ๐Ÿฅน
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3 months
umuwi tlg ako samin for my birthday tapos walang tao sa bahay oH pls lang not on my birthdayyy u do this shit with me ๐Ÿ˜“
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4 years
sarap niyo i-mention, ako ngang di black eh binubully niyo kasi dark brown ako lolol ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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If you see this, post a random video on your phone without explanation.
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4 months
i wish miss kris aquino all the healing please i want to see her on live television again
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๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ
4 months
Okay. Byeโ€ฆ Ayyyy! Louurrdd! OMG!โ€ฆ Ohhh My GHAADD!โ€ฆ Meganon! Ayyy! bakit ako bumabaliktad!?!โ€ฆ ohhhh my godโ€ฆ Eto na.. oh my god.. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!โ€ฆ. BUMIBILEEESS!!! OMG AHHHHHY!!
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4 months
gusto ko nalang kumantot ng aircon sa sobrang init joskolord
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2 months
nakita ng family ko ung pg prerog sa HK units sa gym ng uplb, muka daw may pahalik sa itim na nazareno katawaaa ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 month
craziest day of my life! morning to afternoon was spent well because i delivered many orders of cookies but i spent the whole night sa ER dahil i almost died.. literal
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4 years
wala na exams ang lorenzo sana pati faith
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6 years
Puro ka grade 10, kala mo naman gusto kanila โ€” HINDI KO NAMAN PLANONG GUSTUHIN NILA AKO? KASALANAN KO BANG GRADE 10 NILOOLOOK UP KONG GRADE? ang issue mo
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4 months
bakit ba patay na patay tayo sa mga nakasalamin at malalabo ang mata
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6 years
Sana wala na lang grade 9 sa intrams... yabang lang meron kasi โ€” SANA WALA KA NARIN LOL! ISSUE LANG KASI MERON KA
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4 months
@phvbvids nakakatawa ung sabay sabay tumingin ang falcon girlssss plsss
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4 months
didnโ€™t break any single bubbleโ€ฆ we have this banger from kiss of life ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@Slaysa_Asa
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Sorry to break your bubble but, this is the strongest comeback by a k-pop group since SHUT DOWN by BLACKPINK...
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just found my grade 6 yearbook and itโ€™s THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN THE LONGEST TIME DAHIL SA MGA MOTTO NG KAKLASE Q
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5 years
aba nagchampion pa!! congrats sa lahat qhihi
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5 years
Who was your first crush? โ€” SI MAM SAYMO HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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4 years
quick share: So nung 2018, may aso kami name niya Rica. Gusto niya lagi attention ganon. So eto nga, nagcocomputer, tapos tumatahol sha saken longing for attention yata. Edi hindi ko pinansin. EH Bago yan inutusan ako ni mama itiklop mga damit na iniwan niya (Part 1)
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2 months
lolo said na ako pinakamatikas sa aming 3 magkakaptid na lalake ๐Ÿคฃ jokes on u lolo
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2 months
HSUAQJWHQOQJWQH HAHAHEHA
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3 months
ang saya mag scooter sa campus likeee
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5 months
not very rick but like the past weeks have been so unstable yet i managed to succeed!! a big win to celebrate kasi part na ako ng society ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
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saw this booth selling hello kitty characters. was fun but the painting flopped because i donโ€™t know how to ๐Ÿ˜…
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4 years
Baket may mga nakikita parin akong โ€œEdi sana ikaw ang tumakbong presidenteโ€, โ€œHindi makaintindi ang mga tao sa utos ng gobyerno na wag lumabasโ€. Oo dapat sumunod, pero hindi niyo alam ang dinadanas ng sambayanang Pilipinong wala ng makain dahil sa kahirapan kaya sila lumalabas
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6 years
Di ko gets, transgender puwede tapos half blood hindi??? Wtff
@AngTanongKoSayo
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16 countries already have filed their petitions to prohibit joining half blood delegates or mixed blood in Miss Universe. Dahil sabi nila ay si Catriona Gray ay Filipino-Australian while Pia Wurtzbach ay isang Filipino-German naman. Ano masasabi niyo dito? Pabor ba kayo o hindi?
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4 years
โ€œmamatay ka naโ€ is too much.
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4 years
kaya tinigil ko ung twtr game na โ€œmy friends will talk abt u churva churvaโ€ takte nakakababa ng self esteem. Napakawalang kwenta nung game lalo na maraming chismoso at chismosa.
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5 months
ung ratio ng paper sa binder ng mommy ko nakakatawa ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
@maIabanan mas nakakatawa second part neto pls literal na nilaglag sa mataas yung ate๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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5 years
ayan nanaman sa suspension tapos di imomove elocution
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5 years
i dunno why but next school year?? parang boring na walang grade 10 ngayon :-( i feel sad wow
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2 years
today i can make the world a better place cause i am handsome๐Ÿ˜‹
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2 months
i just realized i deveoped all these talents because my parents wouldnโ€™t give me attention as a kid but they still didnโ€™t GAF LMAO
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9 months
me everytime: ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ‘
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