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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
@Jenna_Marbles @RickyPDillon @jamescharles Can we get a video where Jenna finds James love?
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2 months
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 years
Need some new music so I can feel something
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 years
@jackharlow As someone from Kentucky, this is some Kentucky shit
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
I’m tired of the blush on the nose makeup trend yall look like him
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
2 months
You won’t eat meat but you’ll eat gloop glop
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
30 days
Surf and turf
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
My queen 🫶🏼
@evilomens
☆Shadi☆
3 months
Check out our love Kalei
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
To the fbi worker who watches me through my phone.. I’m sorry I used my front camera today to see where I cut my vagina while shaving. It was irresponsible and I’ll try to do better next time.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Get you a girl who can do both
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
@jackharlow That me 👀
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
2 months
Forgot to shave my legs again call me prickle Rick
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
I got saved in a Justin Bieber hoodie lmao name something more iconic
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
How to tie a cherry stem: Try to treat it like you'd treat a woman, wear it down until you can manipulate it how you want.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
Hopped up out the bed and turned my trad on
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
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RayChal
5 years
being the disappointment child is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
I just can’t wait until it’s warm enough to get hammered at Wolfe lake
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Summer goals:
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
8 years
PSA to all girls who smoke in the bathroom and make me smell like smoke for the rest of the day: Everyone hates you.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Valentine’s Day.. the day high school front office workers see who FUCKS
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
I wish I could pull off the messy bun, no makeup, big shirt look. But no I have to look like those women who buy a whole carton of cigarettes at shell when I do it
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
1 month
🍰
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
Be live @ 5 🫡
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Me when the cops show up to the party after hiding a blunt in my panties:
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
There’s gas stations you go to for gas, then gas stations you go to for food
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 months
We lit
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☆Shadi☆
3 months
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Boy that I know isn't good for me and is just gonna break my heart: "Heyy" First of all, amos kalei_cats
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
I miss you texts 🙌🏼😩😍😭
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Meanwhile at the Powell county fair
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
I just wanted to remind everyone that there’s hope lmao
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
19 days
If Hellen Keller had an iPod touch things would be so different..
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Powell county is literally another dimension
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
You ever look at someone are just like ew
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
4/20 is like black Friday for gas stations
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
This has cracked me up for way too long
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
When Kevin Gates said “WELL MAYBE I DO” .. I felt that
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
4 years
I smoked a bowl before my zoom doctors appointment and my ass was trying to spray febreze on myself before I answered smh
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
I don’t remember what a medium mcdonalds cup looks like
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
They say money can’t buy happiness but I just paid for my antidepressant in quarters soo..
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Andi’s trying to make me look like a broke ass Harley Quinn
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Weird, these aerie leggings just described my summer '17 in three words.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 years
Got a shower speaker, realized it was bad quality when I almost BUSTED that bitch blaring cowboy take my away. If you can’t handle the dixie chicks get out of my shower dog
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
We love a good transformation 👏🏻
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
too many guys take advantage of the good parts of a “relationship” but would never claim you as their girlfriend.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
People: girls can’t actually be friends with guys Me:
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
4 years
I heard trump supporters talking about being scared for how trump will spend his last few months in office if Biden wins... if that’s how you feel then I don’t have to tell you why you shouldn’t support him
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
3 years
@thenoelmiller Turn up for that
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
8 years
When you try to text and drive but it makes things worse
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Ya know I’m just done trying, we gave it our all guys it’s big chill season now
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Kalei
5 years
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Y’all say all girls are the same, but I’ve seen about 37 snaps of y’all holding beers in bdubs tonight for this fight
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
driving on the parkway while it’s windy as FUCK should be considered an extreme sport
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
8 years
If anybody needs a promposal I made you one
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Kalei
7 years
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
2 years
Local girls be like “I’m a hippie”
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
What you see in your corner in the middle of the night
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
4 years
Me after coughing my dick off from hitting a dab
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
in between missing who I thought you were, and hating who you really are
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Who the fuck kicked me out of the Powell county trading post Facebook page
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Women didn’t even get to vote until like 50 years after slavery was abolished don’t blame it on us lol
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Choosing to smoke these is like choosing to smoke reggie over loud
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
I had a seizure when I seen Kris Jenner in the thank u, next music video
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
I think I’m gonna get plastic surgery to look like Billie Eilish
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Maybe this is just my daddy issues talking but I swear men look so much better with age
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Why does baby Lil Wayne look like adult Kevin Gates?
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
asking for a friend..
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
I wish I was lays chips right about now: baked and 65% less fat.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Don't take me swimming on the first date, I can't swim.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Lmao I just remembered that one time I traded my iPad mini for a dab pen
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Is there something that just makes hoodrats walk slower than everyone else?
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
I’m gonna be slutty this dude for Halloween
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
@_emily_25 @hannahxxbarnett Maybe their priorities don’t need to be “straight” ;P
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
America will be a less shitty place when we FINALLY stop trying to control women as if we can’t fend for ourselves and make our own decisions. Wake up we’ve been equal for YEARS now, but why aren’t we treated as such?
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
10 years
I don't know if you remember me but I was the 1 at playlist that did the titanic pose with you!! I'll never let go! Thank you😭 @Jenna_Marbles
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
at this point my feelings stay hurt lol
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
When you’re the only one who brings weed to the party
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Kalei
5 years
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
my cousins are vaping during thanksgiving dinner 😏👊🏻 we run this shit in this family
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Eku isn’t ready
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Last night @iamkevingates said “Life’s to short for them long conversations” and it’s honestly my new life motto
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Dr. Pepper is a spicy lil mama
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
Imagine if celebrities had a prom, not an award show but prom bitch. Like the promposals would be fantastic.. walk in would be live broadcasted.. the drama would be ALL over E news the next day.. I’d live for it
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
If you swallow while you’re pregnant does that mean your baby is eating it’s brothers and sisters?
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Kalei
7 years
Sorry I’m caucasian
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
8 years
Equivalent to wiping your ass with parchment paper.
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
2 months
in 30 minutes!
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
1 year
@Sheep_Xing My pick from the start 💕🦕
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
9 years
Volleyball pics came in 😍 http://t.co/YXWg2d3yfA
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
This is my new pinned tweet just to let everybody know what’s good when they click on my profile
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
Weird @Cody_Begley42 had crutches for the entirety of high school.. but not once in college 🤔
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Kalei
6 years
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
I don’t typically talk about being a Christian on twitter but this bible verse from my devotion really hit me in the feels 😪
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
Ever think about the Bush’s baked beans dog
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
6 years
@TomiLahren Shut the fuck up pussy
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
5 years
*draws card* “Name tv channels, first to run out drinks” Chloe: spongebob squarepants Me: no Chloe channels Chloe: 299
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@kalei_cats
Kalei
7 years
I wish things would just go my way for once
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