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Kalam 🐧

8 days

omg is that a kalam schedule⁉️⁉️ gonna start bringing these back!! B) twitch link below :D 🎨: @/BluAjisai #CHRONIKALLYONLINE #VtuberEN

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@kalamvtuber

2 years

well, you took your sweet time getting here didn’t you? you’re late. now then… what should your punishment be? #kalarchive #ENVtuber #Vtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

⛔️ 𝘿𝙀𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏 ⛔️ ⏳Will you be with me when the world ends?⏳ 🗓: Saturday April 29th, 2023 🕓: 5 PM PST More details below! #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

8 months

yo, i’m kalam and i’m a time traveling musician! some time in the future the world ends, so i decided to come here to change that 😀 i hope we can be friends! you can catch me streaming on my twitch below! 🎼⏳B) #kalarchive #ENVtuber #VTuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

i'm not losing here. #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

i didn’t come all this way to lose now. now then, are you going to move or am i going to force you to kneel? #kalarchive #VtubersEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

heyo, i’m Kalam! i’m a time traveling musician vtuber raised by a flock of penguins that thought i was food at first… the world ends a few thousand years in the future so i’m trynna change that by living here >:D #ENVtuber #VTuberUprising #Vtuber design by the fabulous @dazlyie

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

do not call me cute! i’m gangster as hell!!! #kalarchive #VtuberEN #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

Kalam model reveal WOOOO!! Thank you guys so much for all your support and all the follows!! I can’t wait to share the rig with you all next 💛🖤🤍 My model was done by the wonderful @Crymsie ! #VtuberEN #ModelReveal #VCarePackage

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

8 months

how much have i lost to make it here..? #VtuberEN #kalarchive #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

oya? you wanna sit on santa’s lap now do you? fine, come sit ~ . . . now then, have we been naughty or nice this year? 😈 #kalarchive #VtubersEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

8 months

listen, if you’re just gonna get in the way, leave. #kalarchive #VtuberEN #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 month

got the gang on my deskmat B)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

お前は邪魔. 退け, それは命令です. you’re in my way. move, that’s an order. 🎨: @/Kuuroart #VtuberEN #VtuberUprising #kalarchive

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

🎼Sona vs Owner ⏳ (i'm deleting this later)

may sakura 🌸🗡️

@maysakura_

6 months

🖤Sona vs Owner 🌸

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

icon vs user! ⏳

inabi 💭

@inabi0731

4 months

icon vs user ‼️

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

5 months

balloon :D

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

ANNNNDDDD that's a wrap!! i had so much fun over the last few days getting to meet everyone B)) why is everyone so cool bro ...

Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

lil bit of a rough start to the trip but we ball!! nothing gonna stop us B) AX 🧵 (1/?) goobers + girlies

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

“dance, jester. the king is on his throne.” #kalarchive #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

for people newer to my stream: please do not come into my chat and make sexually explicit or implicit jokes towards me. my streams are typically lighthearted and there is 18+ humor. however, i do NOT want to be the target of your flirtatious remarks if i don’t know you. (1/?)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

the vtuber vs the face! 🐧

juzen ❔

@notjuzen

2 months

the vtuber vs. the face! 🐻‍❄️🤍

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

what, you thought the penguin made me soft? how much carnage do you think i’ve seen before making it to this timeline? i only have this one chance, so i’m not messing this up. get out of my way, that’s an order. 🎨: @/Kenzeeato #Vtubers #VTuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

happy birthday to my best friend and the stars that paint the night sky! <3 🧸 🐧 #joodles #kalarchive

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

a year ago, the "breakfast club" was formed! 🥕🐧🥐 #kalarchive #Rhy_Art

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

huh..? oh, yo! #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

balloons!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

this time it only took 2 months!! B)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

my cheeks are cold… what if we cuddled to warm up… jkjk haha… unless..? 😳👉🏽👈🏽 #kalarchive #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

PUNTABLE KALAM !

Franz fries(ongoing typhoon,take a while replying)

@franzifries

2 months

Chibu l2d art for @kalamvtuber !! Thankyou lots for trusting me!! Working on this was very very fun🐺🐺💪💪

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

“離れないでくだ��い...” “don’t leave…” #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

👁️👄👁️

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@ookami_ciro

2 months

Kalam cms

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

h-hey kittens... alpha's got a few srs wrods to say today :frowns: i... i lost my musk... AWROROOOOOOOOOOO *whimpers a little* im not feeling so alpha... but it's okay. my little kitten, i will ALWAYS protect you. even if im no longer ur number One Alpha protector... i WILL s2x u

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

me n gang!! <3

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

if you see this, mind your own business.

Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

im gonna 100% hunniepop

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

4 balls and 2 dongs. spot them.

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

hey! stop making me laugh, i’m trying to be serious here! 😡 #VTuberEN #Live2D

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

column and toekey ! ⏳👹 #kalarchive #artitoki #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

5 months

h-hi everynyan ... >///< it's been sooo long~! mmmnh.. i missed yew so much '~' can i have cuddles pwease? blushes i miss your musky hot scent on me.. nuzzles your neck and purrs mmmm!! i'm so happy ^w^ master.. you always know how to please me~ uwaahhh! dont leave me again..

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

worst thing about this heat is having to take a giant step forward to unstick your balls

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

tldr; looking back and ahead, a moment of reflection :)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

7 months

oh, you're here.. sit with me, let's take a break. #kalarchive #VtuberEN #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

9 months

oh, are you scared of the dark? just follow my eyes, i’ll light the way for you 🕙 #kalarchive #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

some of y'all make playfully bullying your friends your personality trait and it shows 💀💀 be a little original with jokes from time to time 🥱

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

ah~ you’re here! look at what i did for you! 🩸🔪 #kalarchive #VTuberUprising #ENVtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

you’re late again. how many times have i warned you now, time is of the essence! so, how will you make up for your lack of punctuality? 🤨 #kalarchive #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

lil bit of a rough start to the trip but we ball!! nothing gonna stop us B) AX 🧵 (1/?) goobers + girlies

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

8 months

haha fkn nerd 🫵🏽😂 🎨: @notjuzen

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

happy belated birthday to my goat <3 🐧🔎 #virtuozner #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

hotpot day with ryowoko after a year of planning B)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

hewwooo ^_^ haaaiii!! :33 im kawam!! ;> nice to meet yew hehe.. if i meowmeow for you.. can i pwease get nitro?? 📷 pweassee? ill be a good boy.. in return, ill be a nice kitty for you! >w< mrrreoow! paws at you pwease think about it lots okey? i wanna have fun! bye everynyan~!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

9 months

happy valentines day i’m so lucky 💕🥰😍😍😘😘😘🫣🫣💕💕💕 🎨: @/doshi00_ #kalarchive #virtuozner #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

yo! ✌🏽 #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

⢀⡤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⡏⠀⠀⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⠃⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀ ⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀ ⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀ ⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀ ⣧⠀ ⠀⡏⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆ ⠀⢹⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⢸⠇⠀⠘⢧⡀⠀⣸⠃ ⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣼⠙⠋⠁⠀

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

“So, tell me. When the world ends, will you still be with me?” ⏳ Exactly 3 weeks until debut! 😳 #kalarchive #Vtuber #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

7 months

surprise! south indian pride B)

ozner 🔎

@0zneren

7 months

Ano ba girl? Ah ha ha, halika dito right quick. 🫦 Born in the Philippines 🇵🇭 Came to the US when I was 12 🇺🇸

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

POV: we’re on a date but all my other shirts were in the wash so you start laughing when you see what i’m wearing #kalarchive #VtuberUprisings #Vtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

heyy lol #Live2D #ENVtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

ANYWAYSSS here's this week's schedule! Lum and I are gonna be playing Who's your Daddy on Thursday so come watch us be good parental figures to each other <3 #CHRONIKALLYONLINE #ENVtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

i’ve seen the world end in hundreds of timelines, so what makes you think i’d be scared of you? your head’s held too high. move. 🚬 #kalarchive #VtubersEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

【 Warcrimes Tierlist! >:D 】 Hey guys! Have you ever wondered what you would go to jail for? Well, wonder no more! Drop your PNGs below and I'll send you to jail! The stream will take place on Tuesday 11/22 at 8 pm PST! Be there or... JAIL! :) #CHRONIKALLYONLINE #envtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

it's okay if you struggle a lil bit here n there. or maybe all the time. life is a long journey. show me your balls. if you fall down, you can get up whenever you're ready. you got this!!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

10 months

reminder after today’s stream to not overly bully your streamer! they are humans as well and would like to be treated as such. i typically poke fun at myself saying things like “oh i’m so dumb” or “wow i’m an idiot”. this is not your invitation to dogpile on me. (1/?)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

7 months

⏳: time for class brats! 💫: OOOHH what are we learning today?! 💥: not this again… #kalarchive #REKAArt #ryofolio

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

have a great shit! or as they say: HAGS! 🎨: @/Espiewespie #kalarchive #VTuberEN #vtuberschoolau

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 month

the chibi 🐧 the character! ⏳

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@JiaTokiya

1 month

the chibi 🐏 the character !! 🎸 ★ * ·

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

wait more than one person actually likes my voice i thought we were kidding wtf wait wait wait

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

nice try! you'll never catch us when you're that slow! ⏳🐧 #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

not to self diagnose or anything but i believe i am a dumbass

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

hi imm kalam also known as

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

hang on babe i’m in a game right now… no i can’t pause it…😒 wha?! NO i’m not bottom fragging… …huh? no i will not press tab… #kalarchive #envtuber #VtuberUprising

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

what did you… did you put battery acid in my sandwich… 😥 #vtuberEN #Live2D

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

PC NEW DRIP‼️

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KALAMETER!!!!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

hi i'm a big fan @JohnCena

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

POV you’re in mom’s basement

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

HOW DO U MAKE A COFFEE MUG THAT CAN'T BE PUT IN THE MICROWAVE ISN'T THE ENTIRE POINT TO HEAT UP YOUR FUCKING COFFEE?????!!?!??&,'vkamMkskckakkKkKkKkKkdkskkzkskKXKSKXMDKXKAKKSKSKALASklllakkKskdkkxkakdkskzkakskkssk

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

10 months

no streams for the next two weeks! im on vacation B) o7o7o7o7 #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

ああ — 雨が降っている ..? . . oh, it’s raining, huh..? #kalarchive #Vtubers

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

9 months

alright

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

yeah i stream aha... what about it... what if like.. you came to my stream..? fuuuckk aha... schedule for this week, link below and in my bio!! B) #CHRONIKALLYONLINE #ENVtuber

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

purrs cutely while i groom myself * mmmnrhhnngnnp! licks my cute little hands aah.. a-AH! i d-didnt see you there.. omg dont scare me like that! you're so mean~ w-what did you want..? oh! you want to take me on a date right? * my tail wags excitedly * yayy! see you in 10 nya!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

was heading to work this morning and kept coming back to grab things that i forgot n bro was looking at me like "damn bitch can you leave already" JFKSKXKDK

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 months

-cries- everynyan.... today is NOT a happy day nya... -sniffles- i've been cwying all day.. kitten is so sad~! but i can't let you all see me sad for free... would anyone be interested in buying my omega kitten tears ? fat shiny globs of pure omega sadness..! pm me please! bye~!!

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

6 months

wow

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@kalamvtuber

6 months

if you see this, mind your own business.

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

4 months

"don't peak they have a kraber" me: "where, there???" #kalklips

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

CEO of no segs mr kalam reporting for duty! 💯💯💯🔥 #kalarchive #VtuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

i swear some of y’all be like “:3” and then be some of the most evil people on the planet 💀💀

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

the idea of discord esex is so funny bro imagine moaning into your mic but noise suppression cuts it off 😭😭

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

5 months

OTSU KALAMMMMM!! thank you guys for all the messages you wrote me today... i truly don't do much for my birthday but i genuinely felt so special today and realized that i'm surrounded by wonderful people. a million times... thank you. <3 sent it off to @muujinm <33

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

y'all like my tweets a lot more now that likes are private. cowards.

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

kinda wanna remove “vtuber” from my twitter handle cause wtf is this community the past few days 😭😭

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

1 year

OTSU KALAM!! ANDD that's a wrap on debut! :D Thank you so much to everyone who came by and for all the gifts and bits (and exorcisms)! Here's one of the many (batshit insane) questions I got today! I guess it's time to really start now yeah? :) #CHRONIKALLYONLINE #VTuberEN

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

7 months

i got a glock in my ‘rari! 17 shots no .38! #kalarchive #VtuberEN #Vtuber

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@kalamvtuber

2 months

oh

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

3 months

my good luck charm (i swiped)

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

2 years

huh? oh… you wanted to take a dip too? just get in then, there’s probably space for both of us… what? why are you getting all red? come, sit. 🎨: @/Kenzeeato #VtuberEN #VTuberUprising #kalarchive

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Kalam 🐧

@kalamvtuber

9 months

platonic valentines are a thing idgaf change my mind 🥱🥱

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