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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

can we please stop acting like CoD Lara Croft is a goddess when she's a massive insult to fans

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Silent Hill 2 Tomb Raider updated for updated for 'a modern 'a modern audience' audience'

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

That video summarises the reboot of Lara Croft. Female gamers aren't triggered by physically fit/attractive/feminine women, they love the power fantasy/of playing as a hunky man too. It's not gamers complaining, it's SJW bloggers who want to claim another thing to be triggered by

The Drum

@TheDrum

1 year

🎮 @Dove takes a stand against overly sexualized women in video games, with @EpicGames ’s Unreal Engine education team & @womeningames , eliminating stereotypes and to build young players’ self-esteem & body confidence. #realbeauty #seeall #womeningaming

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

daily reminder to hide your fave characters from feminists

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

What's with the trend of making existing conventionally attractive female video game characters uglier, less feminine, and lesbian? Lara Croft is also getting this treatment

itsagundam

@GundamIsHere

1 year

"Horizon Forbidden West' Confirms Aloy Is Attracted To Women" Well when you make her look like Nick it is a strange move for her not to like dick.😂🤣

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

check out this great Lara Croft mod for Uncharted TLL by Swiz19 uploaded by Sweet Life on youtube

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

@kommanderkarl i'm a gay man so the boobs mean less to me than some men but Lara's design has always=a curvaceous feminine power fantasy, so don't act like the downgrade to insect bite tits isn't jarring let alone the face being unrecognisable & if your fave character had that you'd be wtf too.

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

Tomb Raider I-III Remastered is a remasterpiece.

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Crystal Dynamics: Classic Lara Croft's looks had to change for 'realism', they couldn't translate to a modern game. Realism:

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

I know which one i'd prefer for the next Tomb Raider game

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

When you buy the new Tomb Raider game online and what arrives is the version

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

Experience a new Tomb Raider adventure with @SweetLifeSwiz19 's incredible Lara Croft mod for Uncharted TLL. Check out their showcase videos here:

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

the biggest downgrade in videogame history: Lara Croft

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

The real 'unification' of Lara Croft if you ask me, or rather, it's more of a restoration 🤔

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

Lara Croft will forever be that girl

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Kala

@kala2k7

3 years

Crystal want Lara to be the butchest woman in Lara cosplay & rob her of all feminity until she is unrecognisable. Lara was unapologetically feminine whilst being as badass as the boys. You don't need to look like a man to be strong. Curves/glamour/elegance are integral to Lara.

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

Unified Lara is HERE, what do we all think?

Call of Duty

@CallofDuty

1 year

Time for the ultimate expert in the field and legendary adventurer Lara Croft 🔎💥 @tombraider

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@kala2k7

1 year

the Tomb Raider reboot in a nutshell

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

"According to the alleged casting notes for Lara... ...the role will involve “romantic scenes with another female character”. Could they possibly crowbar anything else in there to make her less like Lara Croft? She never was nor ever will be lesbian. Incredibly cringe & forced.

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

sorry but wtf is this, the frumpiest Lara Croft has ever looked 💀 those dresses are HIDEOUS no girl would be seen dead in them

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

so-called Tomb Raider fan that knows fuck all: "why are people asking for her to look more like Lara, she never had a defined face 🤓" Lara in every era before the reboot rewriting of history began & everyone made a conscious choice to choose to forget what Lara Croft looks like:

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Megan Thee Stallion pushing Lara Croft from Tomb Raider Anniversary

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

this RTX Tomb Raider mod by Dominus Aureate shows not only what remasters could look like but also future games/DLC for the remasters. Come on @AspyrMedia you know we'd buy them 👀 full video by Dominus:

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Kala

@kala2k7

4 months

can Lara not even be in a mobile game crossover without shoving down our throats how woke she is & no longer morally interested in stealing artefacts.. this is not Tomb Raider & this Lara is not Lara Croft

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

I have no idea what i'm doing in Call of Duty but here's Lara Croft

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

Lara Croft just won a BAFTA for most iconic video game character so here's a history lesson as to why as I see it's mainly non-Brits or people who just weren't around for the Lara fever debating this. Mario just existed & had games. Lara was the first video game celebrity. She

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

Lara Croft tells MTV about her life in 1997

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

proof why fans must gatekeep their beloved characters lest they end up in the panderverse. when fans do more justice to the source material than the IP holders it's time to show with our wallets we won't buy their self insert souless 'reimagining' trash made for a modern audience

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

Incredible new art by @KonradMajewsk11 a remake of the Tomb Raider II European cover. A study conducted by Buzz Casino showed Tomb Raider as by far the most wanted remastered game. Now is the time to remaster these classic PlayStation games 🎮

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

@CaesarSilverbe1 Totally agree. They wanna see this in the next Tomb Raider game for "representation" and "body positivity" rather than actually see Lara Croft

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

Classic Lara Croft majorly needs to be in a fighting game. Lara model by @KonradMajewsk11 #Tekken #DeadOrAlive #MortalKombat #SoulCalibur #StreetFighter

LOSTy

@LOSTyGIRL

1 year

A lot of female GUEST characters that would fit in MK 1: Alita Lara Croft The Bride from Kill Bill Furiosa from Mad Max Katniss from Hunger Games DC/Marvel ladies like Harley, WW, Wanda, Storm, etc. The female/Starlight from The Boys There are way more but I’m too tired atm

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Can we just admit that at best Lara Croft was unapproachable. As well as being a formidable lone ranger. The idea of her wanting best buddies in the next game is hilarious. The devs have NO idea who Lara Croft is and they prove it with each game

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

@TheSock334 @kommanderkarl puts something in quotes that I never said lmao 💀

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

Lara Croft wearing a look from Dolce & Gabbana Spring 1998 in a 90s render.

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

ok but can we have a patch for Tomb Raider Remastered that doesn't remove stuff, Crystal Dynamics already pushed it with that preachy disclaimer, now they removed renders of Lara they deem too risque, easter eggs & voice lines. We don't want 'their' version these games, this was

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

if reboot served Kunt instead of giving us nothing

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

I do not remember this Tomb Raider tutorial level

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

Is your favourite videogame character feminine & sexy? Woke ESG will fix that

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

nothing comes close to the vibe of Classic Tomb Raider

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

Lara Croft in U2's 1997 tour visuals

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Wtf never heard this before. The only time classic Lara has talked about her biography on film, including being disowned by her father & sounding totally unfazed by it. No sad sack shtick as Lara Croft is someone above her emotions. Voiced by the best Lara VOA too, Judith Gibbins

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Kala

@kala2k7

5 months

Who is she? Lara Croft.

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Kala

@kala2k7

3 years

The Unified Lara we didn't get

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

WTF TOMB RAIDER 1, 2 AND 3 REMASTERED, LARA AND THE GAME LOOK PERFECT, THE LIGHTING, THE SKYBOX, EVEN THE LOGO LOOKS GREAT WTFFFF, I CAN'T RN, WTF IS GOING ON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

1 year

Lara Croft is back! Discover her original globe-trotting adventures on Nintendo Switch when #TombRaider I-III Remastered Starring Lara Croft launches on Feb. 14! #NintendoDirect

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

THIS is how you give drama and beauty, why do they always choose the ugly outfits for reboot Lara. If you think that ugly Netflix dress was better than this.. you might have covid cause you have no taste

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

Lara Croft entering the Tokyo party in Tomb Raider Legend but the textures haven't loaded

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

If huge Sega/Paramount can listen to fans why can't a flop company like Crystal Dynamics? We be beg for an authentic Lara: they make her dowdier. We beg for TR to stop being sappy emotional crap: they make an anime about it Anyone giving them the benefit of the doubt shame on you

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

@Croftlover7 simply the point was with their latest game they've made Lara look nothing like Lara

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

NOONE cares if you like reboot or not. Noone doesn't understand girl next door appeal, that's just not Lara Croft. Feminine attributes were minimised & gaslight reboot fans say pointing this is out is simply trying to spin anti-woke narrative. No it's just called having eyesight

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

@jazmynedayy QUEEN. You did her more than justice👏🏻in your cosplay you're showcasing everything we LOVE about OG Lara's design & personality It's sad that the IP holders @CrystalDynamics do nothing but try to erase OG Lara in their games but at least we have fans like you to uphold the legacy

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

So the Tomb Raider Netflix anime trailer dropped &...! It's survivor Lara. The reboot live action flopped, reboot flopped after 3 games so none of the changes to Lara/TR were justified even on a monetary basis, let alone to justify an anime dedicated to it

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@kala2k7

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@kala2k7

1 year

The kind of Netflix Tomb Raider anime we should have gotten.. not the same bait-&-switch story of "watch bow-girl become the Tomb Raider.. no, but for reals this time!" we've had on repeat for 10+ years

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Classic Lara Croft when Crystal Dynamics took over.

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

ALSO THE FACT WE CAN TOGGLE BETWEEN THE OG GAME AND THE REMASTERED GAME IS JUST PERFECT WTF!!!! AND IT INCLUDES THE EXPANSIONS TOO!!! WTFFF

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

woke ESG is running through videogame characters like a Tomb Raider

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@kala2k7

1 year

the new Tomb Raider game trailer leaked & it was so worth the wait

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

The Unification of Lara Croft (for LAU fans)

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Kala

@kala2k7

3 years

I only see Crystal Dynamics provide the blandest ideas for what Lara Croft could be for the past 10 years and fans delivering every time. Someone take the IP from their hands #FreeLara

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@kala2k7

2 years

Lara Croft's original biography by Core Design: "she realized that she was only truly alive when she was traveling alone" The leaked plot of Crystal Dynamics' next Tomb Raider game: "Lara has become lonely at the top". Crystal are shameless about mutating TR beyond recognition

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

Lara Croft dealing with a man invading her home via VR in 1997

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@kala2k7

2 years

"𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭" #TombRaider #LaraCroft Fortnite map by @Chasejackman1 map code: 1148-3127-3954

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@kala2k7

2 years

Why any time classic/LAU fans request Lara to look more like herself, the response is always, "she's not ugly 😭", "you just want a sex doll". Um, no we just want an iconic character to not be rewritten into something totally different?

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@kala2k7

2 years

- Angelina looked like Lara Croft ✅ - LAU looked like Lara Croft ✅ - Survivor looked like.. ❌ ⁉️ We're still not sure who she looks like 🤔 but it aint Lara Croft

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

I couldn't help but wonder.. Was "unification" the Make Lara Croft Fugly Challenge? 🤔

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@kala2k7

3 years

So who didn't feel connected 15 years in, thought she was 'too posh' and 'too confident for players to find any connection with' and wanted the Keira Knightly version of Lara Croft hm? 🔎🕵️‍♂️

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@kala2k7

1 year

@00pugsly Exactly lol, what girl wouldn't want their character to look as badass/cute/hot as possible, these western devs are such puritanical bores who bow to vocal 'activists', such a pussy move, like maybe have integrity & brand continuity like the japanese devs who give no fucks do lol

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Kala

@kala2k7

11 months

Happy 27th Anniversary to Tomb Raider, which gave us the most iconic woman in gaming, Lara Croft

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@kala2k7

2 years

Resident Evil 4 Tomb Raider updated for updated for 'a modern 'a modern audience' audience'

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@kala2k7

2 years

It's sad that 3 of these are AAA quality, tasteful, faithful & realistic imaginings of the iconic Lara Croft yet the 1 that looks like a random brunette is the current Lara Croft, especially since @CrystalDynamics created arguably the best official ingame Lara with TR Legend 1/19

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

Angelina was always the perfect Lara ⭐

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@kala2k7

10 months

@MelonieMac H͟o͟w͟ T͟o͟ T͟r͟i͟g͟g͟e͟r͟ T͟h͟e͟ S͟n͟o͟w͟f͟l͟a͟k͟e͟s͟ - Step 1 Say Miles Morales is Miles Morales - Step 2 Watch the meltdowns

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Tomb Raider fans can't complain about another total rewrite of Lara Croft without being called some 'phobe or 'ism. Lara's face, body & character changed? Sexism. Lara's now a lesbian? Homphobe. Her hair looks like a mullet? Offensive to the toupée community. Where does it end?

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Kala

@kala2k7

10 months

Netflix's Tomb Raider anime that's more about a character-driven emotional story than tombs just dropped

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Kala

@kala2k7

3 years

Single handedly take down T-Rexes, an immortal Egyptian God, an Atlantean ruler, a murderous alchemist from the 15th century, and escape the chase of a faithful flatulent butler? Lara Croft: Sounds like fun. When do you need it done by?

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Kala

@kala2k7

11 months

who's buying Tomb Raider I-III Remastered?

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@kala2k7

1 year

RUMOUR📰: Megan Fox in talks to be the next Lara Croft

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@kala2k7

5 months

Lara Croft studied at Servington where she was awarded a masters in Kuntology with a concentration in Mothering

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@kala2k7

1 year

Lara Croft by Paul Renaud

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@kala2k7

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I mean honestly..

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@kala2k7

2 years

Do we remember when Lara had the badass imposing superhero physique Toby was going for? When she wasn't shaped like a frail rectangle, had hips, thighs & a chest? Both by Andy Park but the second is the more boring modern version as you can see. Beginning of the boringification

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@kala2k7

1 year

@Beatch666devil Right, like a physically fit woman with model looks can't be taken seriously, so making them gain weight/look less feminine/covering up their apparently shameful & scandalous bodies is a win for women? Hell no.. & with Lara, making her shorter/daddy issues/attemped r**e. Hell no.

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@kala2k7

1 year

Lara Croft in Tomb Raider Legend:

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@kala2k7

3 years

Waiting on the train to Derby and ofc it's delayed.. so sad.. I hope to get there. I borrowed this backpack from a friend who got it in Cambodia, what do you think?

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@kala2k7

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also not that it needed to be said but the shoes are fucking ugly and the bracelet and necklace look hideous with that dress Lara was never the "omg I refuse to be girly, I wear converse with a dress" no she was unapologetically feminine which went against the grain at the time

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3 years

Tomb Raider 12

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@kala2k7

1 year

she ate so hard she started world hunger #LaraCroft

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@kala2k7

9 months

🚨Lara Croft reporting from Gag City: "I came here for Pink Friday 2, it belongs in a museum"

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Kala

@kala2k7

1 year

DOES THAT MEAN ALL OUR PREACHING WORKED, OR WAS THIS EMBRACER'S REQUEST.. MAYBE IT WASN'T ALL FOR NOTHING 😭 CLASSIC LARA CROFT IS COMING BACK

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Imagine if Angelina Jolie could be the face/voice/mocap for the next Tomb Raider game..

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Kala

@kala2k7

2 years

Classic Lara Croft fans: *Shares their opinion that they miss her* Reboot Fans interjecting: She's gone forever. Get over it. Me checking who gives a fuck about their opinion or who asked for it:

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@kala2k7

2 years

Megan Thee Stallion pushing Lara Croft from Tomb Raider Anniversary

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@kala2k7

3 years

This statue is great

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Kala

@kala2k7

9 months

Lara always had such pretty, delicate features & a striking profile, I absolutely loatheee the prosthetic noses she's been given in recent years🥸 we went from reboot extended beak🐦 to unified massive bridge🌉 they just can't let her be pretty AF🙄 they think big nose=big sales?