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@kaiyrod

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тнe вιтcн w тнe green нaιr. 😌💚

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Joined April 2012
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@kaiyrod
ĸaιy.
7 years
When your hand falls asleep:
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"What's your body count?" "I've never killed anyone, silly goose."
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My usual attitude:
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🤔🗽😂
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8 years
*Me Walking Into Your Life*
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When your ex randomly texts you :
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👑😌
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8 years
✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
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8 years
Which one would you choose to narrate the story of your life? 🤔
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7 years
When bae starts getting aggressive, but you start getting turned on .. 😏
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8 years
Just in case you forgot how to tag me when you're attempting to throw shade:
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8 years
💯😶
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Dating my petty ass is like :
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8 years
😊
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8 years
🤗😂
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8 years
Here's a list of people that scare me:
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7 years
JUST BECAUSE I'M NICE TO YOU DOES NOT MEAN IM FLIRTING WITH YOU OR WANT YOU, BRO! I'M JUST A NICE FUCKING PERSON!
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8 years
My Life 😑
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7 years
What kind of sick shit is this?! 😑 This isn't even remotely funny..
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8 years
🙀😹
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🌪 When someone pisses me off, I've had enough & it's time to take action:
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😐😑
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8 years
My pregnant ass on @SpringerTV 😂 ( I used to go see it live every week )
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8 years
Don't confuse yourself. 🤗
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💭
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🙂 loyalty.
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💪🏽👊🏽👌🏽
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When you keep refreshing your TL and no one is posting anything interesting:
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🤔
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7 years
In honor of 3:16, here's Stone Cold hitting Trump with a stunner: 👌🏽😊
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7 years
When you're mad at bae, BUT they bring you food:
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🔑🗝
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😈😈
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All. The. Fucking. Time.
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😌
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8 years
My evil ass sister decided to put my daughter on to some snap filters 😂
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8 years
I'd have to choose Samuel because I need an excessive amount of "mfkas" and other profanity. 👌🏽😂 #TruthBeTold
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8 years
That should help; right?
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8 years
PSA:
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8 years
I fear tomorrow's election. I fear for my kids. I fear for my family. I fear for my friends. #GoVote #NeverTrump #Election2016
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@kaiyrod
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7 years
When you know exactly how to get under someone's skin and your petty ass does it on purpose:
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8 years
🖕🏽
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8 years
‼️💯‼️
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6 years
When you’re kinda dark & twisted, but still able to brighten up everyone’s day.
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7 years
Just watch.. 😑😂
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8 years
Pretty sure my phone & I have bonded..
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6 years
Spongebob unsuccessfully trying to take a break from being made into memes.
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8 years
When you tell a #WWE joke around a group of your friends but you're the only one that gets it. 😂 #StoryOfMyLife
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6 years
When your ex hits you with the “WYD”
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7 years
"Screenshots don't lie!" First of all, bitch, I lied in the screenshots! 😴😂
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7 years
If we dated before I was 18, it doesn't count. You were my "lil friend," just like my mom said.
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8 years
😂 CAPTION THIS :
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8 years
#DonaldTrumpIsNotMYPresident 🖕🏽 I will disrespect TF out of him, just like people did to Obama! Fuck him & his ugly ass family.
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8 years
What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1FORREST1
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YES #REMYMA GO TF OFF 👏🏽 Fuck #NickiMinaj 😂 #ShETHER
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7 years
Thing One just had to get 2 stitches because Thing Two thought she was Elias fucking Samson and hit her with a guitar.. You woulda thought I had both boys, but nope, just WWE babies.
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When someone tries to lecture me about my tattoos and piercings:
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📝
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My King & Queen. 👑 My Parents. ❤️
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Not a single one. 🙃
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7 years
I’m gonna regret posting this, but I couldn’t fucking help it! Sue me. 😂
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ĸaιy.
10 years
Straight girls like to flirt with lesbians like it's nothing.. Bitch, I will really fuck you!
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ĸaιy.
6 years
I’m a heartless bitch, but I’m sensitive at the same time. It’s complicated..
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💊
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1 year
ѕoмeтιмeѕ тнe only way тo ѕтay ѕane ιѕ тo go a lιттle crazy.
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8 years
😂🌽 Dad Jokes Thread : 🌽😂
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8 years
9/11 = never forget. 11/9 = always regret.
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7 years
Me working on my temper :
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6 years
RIP Sadie 💔 I Love You 😢
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11 years
I don't trust other females around my significant other. It's not about jealousy or insecurities, bitches just be disrespectful & lonely.
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6 years
Channeling her inner @ShinsukeN 💪🏽😂 #NakamuraDay #WWE #RAW
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7 years
It's funny how instantly it becomes clear who is a real friend & who isn't when you're going thru something serious.
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6 years
Nah, she’s just mad. Prolly hungry. 😂
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8 years
How can the oppressor tell the oppressed the correct way to protest oppression?
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How I’m handling life right about now:
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8 years
PRO BLACK ISN'T ANTI WHITE PRO BLACK ISN'T ANTI WHITE PRO BLACK ISN'T ANTI WHITE PRO BLACK ISN'T ANTI WHITE PRO BLACK ISN'T ANTI WHITE
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8 years
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
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6 years
💚💙😘😝
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6 years
😘
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7 years
💕 Thing 1 & Thing 2 💕
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6 years
Back On My Bullshit 💣💥🔥
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7 years
It cost $0.00 to cut people off; and I absolutely LOVE free shit.
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7 years
No. Go away.
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I'm cominggggggg 😋 #NYC
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8 years
I'm too observant for my own good. I pick up on the smallest of details, and store them away until I need to piece some shit together later.
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10 years
lesbians 👭💕
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10 years
I don't think people understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand it yourself..
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1 year
⚡️🌚💚
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10 years
🌈👭❤️💛💚💙💜👭🌈 We don't love them boys 🙅 Pussy runs everything 💁 Fuck that noise 👏
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@kaiyrod
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6 years
🙃 Curiouser & Curiouser 🙃
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8 years
What do you call a man with no nose & no body? NOBODY NOSE
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8 years
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, & a well dressed man on a bicycle? ATTIRE
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7 years
IDC if the bitch is prettier, smarter or has magical powers, there will ALWAYS be SOMETHING about me that you'll NEVER find in anyone else.
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2 years
🖤🤍🖤🤍
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8 years
#NeverForget #ConnorTheCrusher @ConnorsCure #WWE #ConnorsCure Haven't taken it off since I got it. 💪🏽💛
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