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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

Mutual Monday: what do you guys want for Christmas?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

I know it’s not a competition but I’ve suffered more than her

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kai🇵🇸

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1 year

If I get married and my wife dies I’m going to kill myself, tf you think I’m gonna do? Move on?

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kai🇵🇸

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6 months

God gave us twitter so we could channel suicidal thoughts and flirt with our mutuals

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kai🇵🇸

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2 years

Looking for a gf, she has to be incredibly mean to me. And she has to be a jealous person, I need to be cut off from all my friends if I do something that she doesn’t like.

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Baby girl you have the most mysterious leg bruises I have ever seen

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

7 months

Took a bdsm test and it said my soul is pure and my heart is filled with warmth and love for others

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

The most beautiful girl you know is being called mid by a 23 year old white man right now

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

How I be going out when I have a girlfriend

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

“No it’s fine” I am going to kill myself

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Stop yelling at me :( Im gonna get hard

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

8 months

Asking “Who wears the pants?” in a relationship relies on outdated gender roles, instead you should be asking “Who owns the vape?”

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

I finish quick because I respect her time

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

I don’t watch porn because it supports an industry that degrades women and destroys the minds of young, impressionable men. I just jack off to her soul and energy n shit

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

This is what my pussy looks like

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

First date idea: I realize I don’t like you

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Do you wanna come over and we sit next to each other really awkwardly for an hour and then you leave

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

8 months

My kink is everlasting love

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

You’re in her dm’s and I’ll kill myself if she ever replies to you

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Happy gf day I guess

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

If I was a cat I would spend at least 3 lives killing myself

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kai🇵🇸

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2 years

Giving my girlfriend her antidepressants hidden in peanut butter so she’ll take them

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Her: You must got the Rilakkuma Condoms if you think we fucking Me:

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Anybody else ever go to sleep hugging their pillow or is that just a big strong man thing?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Today I think I will seek attention

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Get yourself a girl who looks at you like this

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kai🇵🇸

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2 years

Who up rn costing themselves valuable relationships by grossly misreading the situation?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

I get butterflies when she tells me to kill myself

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Yo this meal prep shit is so easy

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

It should be illegal to make me sad

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Hey babe I noticed you liked two posts on twitter 3 minutes before you replied to me, do you have anything to say for yourself?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

CDC PROMOTING ESEX LETS GOOOOO WHO TRYNA STAY SAFE?

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@kaipilled

1 year

Boydinner

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kai🇵🇸

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1 year

I hate moving on, bitch I wanted to be with you 😭😭

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

You will never catch me begging for pussy, because I ask politely 37 times

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

She better let me suck her toes because if the dogs aren’t watered the cat doesn’t get fed

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

In that pussy saying “jeez louise you’re so tight”

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

All the pretty girls don’t have their license yet

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Woke up to another beautiful morning with my gf (we met on Twitter, she deleted it don't ask for her @) life is good

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

Fuck mysterious and nonchalant I’m obvious and chalant as fuck

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

11 months

Once I get over my crippling anxiety, deep-rooted trust issues, feelings of worthlessness, perennial feelings of guilt and doubt, extensive attachment issues, confidence problems, fear of rejection, self-image problems, unhealthy eating habits, and depression it’s over for y’all

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kai🇵🇸

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

@contactabrother This is unironically helpful to hear

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

The way she types her death threats is soooo cute 😍

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Flirting by crying in front of you on our first date

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1 year

Me and her

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

No babe like it’s cute that you don’t reply right away

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Texting her back instantly so I only have to wait 6 hours for her to reply

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

8 months

My body is a machine that turns thoughts of suicide into tweets

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Everyone saying they would move on has never been in love

kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

If I get married and my wife dies I’m going to kill myself, tf you think I’m gonna do? Move on?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Listening to Deftones is for WHORES! Not you though :)

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

5 months

You’re in her dms, I’m in her medicine cabinet trying a little bit of everything

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Boys night but we just explore each other’s bodies

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Cant wait to have sex and tell twitter about it

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Waiting for my friend to finish his psychology degree so I can get free therapy

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

Dying of not enough attention

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

1 year

When I follow someone and they follow me back I am networking

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

A relationship should be 50/50. she tells me what to do and I listen 🫡

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Oh yeah? We’re mutuals? *thrusts into you* you liked my tweets? *moans in your ear* mmm you retweeted me? Who’s a good little follower? *licks you* I love when you interact with me. Interact with me harder my good little follower 😫

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

It’s only funny when someone I like says the joke, even if it’s the same joke it isn’t funny if I don’t like you

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Not to be suicidal on the TL, but I think I could fall in love again

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Sorry I met you 30 seconds ago and want you forever and into every eternity

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kai🇵🇸

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7 months

A love like theirs >

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Performance anxiety but for my tweets

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2 years

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2 years

Ho said she like Steve Lacy

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

The crush on you to getting to know you to doesn’t like you anymore pipeline is going to make me kill myself

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Will finding the clit change the way she feels about me?

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Pro tip: guys like girls who set themselves on fire

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Props to everyone who isn’t afraid to delete their tweets if it doesn’t get enough likes

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

10 months

Saying “I love you” on the first date cuz I never lie

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

I bet you guys don’t even think I’m funny and just like my tweets because you wanna sleep with me

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Can girls even have boyfriends?

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2 years

I will edate you completely for FREE just let me know

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2 years

Does clown pussy honk when it queefs?

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2 years

Happy Valentine’s Day guys

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1 year

@peeholelicker Wtf don’t promote on my tweet Kiwiw

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1 year

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11 months

She spooky on my ween till it’s hallow

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1 year

Boy dinner

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8 months

@bongoism Spending nye splitting my shoegaze playlist into two smaller, lamer, more niche playlists

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kai🇵🇸

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7 months

Typa shit I been on recently

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Even though today is National Girlfriend day I’m gonna keep a positive mindset

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Holy shit she tweets a lot

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kai🇵🇸

@kaipilled

2 years

Of course I have a girlfriend… she just uh, goes to a different side of Twitter, you wouldn’t ever interact with her

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@kaipilled

2 years

Tweeting while eating her out, call that shit Bird Box

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@kaipilled

10 months

Me: “You’re the type of girl people write books about” Her:

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@kaipilled

2 years

I’m soooo afraid of women, I really need a girlfriend so I can get exposure therapy

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2 years

I want one of those little foreskin cats sooooo bad

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1 year

DONT LISTEN TO THEM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS ON TWITTER

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1 year

My idgaf era lasts about 23 minutes and then I break down

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2 years

Sometimes it takes everything I have to not tweet what is on my mind, it’s for the betterment of everyone

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2 years

I am such a loser

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1 year

You gonna come back one way or another

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@kaipilled

2 years

Where the sluts at? (I will avoid them)

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1 year

I think it would be pretty cool if they invented a kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a horrible lesson in the end

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1 year

@prozacgf you're so real

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@kaipilled

2 years

They kicked me out of the porn studio for saying “I love you” too many times

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