kai? Mk. II @kai_incognito49 Twitter profile

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

6 months

every day is anti- 🇨🇳 psyop day, I hate 🇺🇸

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

These are two of the worst guys on here and I just cannot escape from seeing their bullshit

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

off-topic but my favorite thing is when Homer is weirdly smart in-universe, like being able to decipher a Chinese newspaper mixed in the “energy bar,” lol

the thicc husband & father

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One professor who taught 🇨🇳 politics & history and whom I respected went down this route. Her feed is insufferable now.

yoshimi the good soldier

@nise_yoshimi

22 days

every single china guy basically lost it in this last decade. Oh you really enjoyed their 2007 book about Chinese politics which was nuanced and thoughtful and tried to be objective? Too bad they're doing "Xi Jinping: The Red Emperor 2: The Tightening Grip Of Pooh" now

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

3 months

@BKWelles On a similar note

solioli 🔻

@SoliSolstice

4 months

does anyone have any pictures that will instantly and irrevocably make my life worse

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@ihaverhisen @girl_bartelby This just single-handedly made me not want to apply to grad school

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@kai_incognito49

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People love to be saying whatever on this site huh

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@kai_incognito49

4 months

@Srirachachau It’s weird how people think they have to know every single thing that a joke is referencing to think it’s funny… it’s just a good bit! I didn’t know anything about Rock Me Amadeus and I’d seen like only the beginning and end of the original PotA movie when I saw the episode.

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@kai_incognito49

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it was so funny that he was like “wanna fight?” and you think he was about to do some cool shit b/c he was a criminal and of expectations from seeing him in DRIVE and then he just eats shit

yoshimi the good soldier

@nise_yoshimi

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one of those little bits in a film I love is Ryan gosling doing this pose and then getting completely fucked up by an old Thai man

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@docno1r @NewSovietPoster Tom is a hero in the struggle against the machines right now solely by virtue of Ethan Hunt being on a quest to attack and dethrone a godlike AI in the most recent and the next Mission Impossible movies

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

4 months

aurora borealis?! at this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the country?

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

2 months

This is how you know Keanu Reeves does not have internet brain poisoning.

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 months

Keanu Reeves on how the alt-right have used terms from ‘THE MATRIX’ like “red-pilled” for their own political agenda: “Aaah, it doesn’t sound that great to me? But I don’t know. It’s art, right? So I don’t know. I mean, it’s like... yeah. I guess people... yeah. Take it and run

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@kai_incognito49

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@Insert66438804 Like has this person not seen what’s been happening in 🇩🇪 post-89? Wrong side came out on top and if anything the Ministerium didn’t go far enough. (Jk jk… or am I?)

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@kai_incognito49

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@PetreRaleigh @nise_yoshimi “you liked him as a silent kickass protagonist in a neon synth moody story didn't you? you think he's about to do something cool?? well guess what”

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

@Y2K_mindset In a similar vein I also think broad city? It kind of committed s—c-de as a show with that moment with Hillary lol

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@kai_incognito49

4 months

I actually want them to own all the platforms and have my data so they know that I can be trusted

xavier

@nahimdifferent

4 months

i kinda like China having my data idk it shows they care

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@KryptKeeper21 ngl i remember being mad at her getting sh0t in the face but i also liked the twist of it all, and how even the final girl didn't fare too well and was barely saved. def made the first terrifer grim, effective slasher horror.

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

@gayest_tone @ Napoleon

kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

It’s so funny NAPOLEON (2023) had the equivalent of a “Victims of Napoleon” counter at the end

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

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@GemOfAmara I tweeted about this on old acct but it is such a clunky title. Just call it Kingdom of the Apes! We’re not dumb!

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@kai_incognito49

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@catcontentonly Annoying motherfuckers just want to blame 🇨🇳 for everything

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@kai_incognito49

1 month

Every new development is just… what the hell are we even doing anymore, man?

Tameem | تميم

@TameeOliveFern

1 month

Sheesh and they complain about DEI??

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

why? you can’t replicate it! A lot of the hype was bc of the marketing. I was young and the ads scared the hell out of me! Wtf do you even do now? Btw the sequel from 2016 was bad because it felt like it was yelling “BOO! AAAHHH! ARE YOU SCARED?!” the entire time.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

5 months

At the 2024 Lionsgate #CinemaCon panel, the studio announced it will partner with Blumhouse on a remake of 'The Blair Witch Project'

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@kai_incognito49

3 months

@sharkosaur @headfallsoff Dumb but also kind of rocks that Yoda does like 9/11 on the order of several millions lmao

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@kai_incognito49

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@dwdavison They just need to tag in Matty to complete the human centipede

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

What wars did he stop? He made relations with 🇨🇳 worse and continued all the other shit the U.S. did. Only place he tried to deescalate was Korea and he half assed it and let the neocons ruin everything. What fucking loser runs this account?

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

as someone with chronic pain: shut the fuck up

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@starrchildx

2 months

our bodies are too intelligently designed to not believe in a divine creator

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@kai_incognito49

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terrible vibes and discourse out there

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@kai_incognito49

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German *sees something German happening German-like in Germany*: what are we a bunch of ARABS?!?!???

Dr Andreas Krieg

@andreas_krieg

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Germany is copying from the Middle Eastern authoritarian playbook of clamping down on freedom of speech under the pretext of fighting 'Islamism' The 'Palestine Congress' in Berlin among others was organized by the Jewish Voice for Peace

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@kai_incognito49

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@NotADebacle President Xi should laogai them

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@kai_incognito49

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@prolezone @GAYSODOMITE The French Revolution was so cool

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

Extreme “grass is greener on the other side” mentality and partially probably because 🇺🇸 has such good PR, unfortunately. Meanwhile been hearing about diaspora going back to 🇨🇳 for cheaper exams and treatment lol.

nell | 累

@nellodee

2 months

Why do so many Chinese think Americans have free healthcare?? 😭😭😭

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@kai_incognito49

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@boyymodal Lmao! I also thought they were the same guy at one point

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

It’s not gonna happen lmao. Sure, it might actually help her in the election, but no way Dems are gonna do it. But I did find this hilarious picture from 2020.

Jacobin

@jacobin

2 months

If Kamala Harris really wants to show she is ready to turn a new page in the campaign against Donald Trump, it’s obvious who her choice as running mate should be: Bernie Sanders.

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

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Someone should do something to this c*nst*ns guy. No better than a pile of manure. Like many Amerikkkans, hasn’t had his ass kicked enough for saying out of pocket bullshit.

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

4 months

so fucking annoying, no they’re not the same and the primary difference is 🇮🇱 is an explicit ethno-state backed by 🇺🇸 while 🇨🇳 is a country 🇺🇸 wants to Balkanize by using reactionary ethno-nationalists with image that pander to libs. Shut the fuck up, 白痴。

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

5 months

Isn’t that ugly old racist anthropology or whatever prof Magnus something who always talks shit about 🇨🇳 from Cornell too? “DURR BL00D AND S0IL” shut the fuck up Eli. Oh because your dumbass doesn’t have history or culture you’re gonna be racist but “progressively”? Shithead.

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

never thought I’d see the day

BRICS News

@BRICSinfo

5 months

JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia condemns Israel's attack on Iran's Embassy and says it's a violation of international diplomatic laws.

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4 months

@PunishedFredda Too many guys with obnoxious cartoon profile pics having obnoxious takes on here. He’s probably a Nazi pretending lol.

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@kai_incognito49

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@The_Wub_ @zukosmadre every day lmfao

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

Lmfao I was not expecting to hear about Joseph Kony again. The power of the 12-year Chinese Zodiac cycle.

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

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Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone.

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

I subscribe to “nothing ever happens” thought now but sometimes I have a nagging feeling that what if we have reached peak “nothing ever happens” and then things will start happening again

rowan 🐇📱🇵🇸

@rowanfornow

2 months

is this anything

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@kai_incognito49

1 month

Man the j*b market really hasn’t been good in 2 years 😰 I’m ok for now but man I hate w*rking recently

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kai? Mk. II

@kai_incognito49

3 months

This is wild because I went to such a big college I wouldn’t even know who the popular people were or be ostracized by the whole campus. You’d have to be at a really small private liberal arts college for that dynamic. And could the user be making this up? 🤔

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@kai_incognito49

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lmfao fuck off

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@kai_incognito49

3 months

“TEH CHYNESE ARE STEALING OUR LAND” Meanwhile, Canadians:

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@kai_incognito49

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@shreyabasu003 working at one, which is still going, but imagine being there for hours (my poor mother, and she caught c*vid there too this year)

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@kai_incognito49

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@gonglei89 See “The Economist.” Opinion discarded.

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@kai_incognito49

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How quickly the timeline can change

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@kai_incognito49

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I only knew about protests at Cal Poly Humboldt b/c I know someone who went there, media outlets are really focused on Ivies/NY, this is wild

Calla

@CallaWalsh

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Can’t believe more ppl aren’t talking about Cal Poly Humboldt. Despite federal & state authorities’ threats, students aren’t backing down. They occupied a 2nd building after renaming Seimens Hall “Intifada Hall” & redecorated the President’s office as part of the liberated zone:

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@kai_incognito49

4 months

i have gout i can't eat this

Food Porn

@FoodPornPhotos

4 months

What’s the very first word that comes to mind when you see this?

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

I know people every country would do this but this is too funny

Erik Solheim

@ErikSolheim

2 months

No country in history has ever planted as many trees as China. China is the world champion of aforestation.

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@kai_incognito49

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changed your info I see…

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@kai_incognito49

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I ain’t reading all that and you’re either too young to know shit or a fucking op

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I HATE 🇺🇸

来都来了

@SecondRingSZN

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The American collapse will be long and I don't feel sorry for them. Fully deserved.

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

you're crazy for this one, dave. pic related.

đan

@danqdao

5 months

rancid behavior from david chang … also asian solidarity is a big fat myth

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@kai_incognito49

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can’t stop thinking about all these Reese’s variations i saw at a gas station once

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

Every once in a while I suddenly remember a guy from my old job who got fired, dramatically proclaimed “everyone I have an announcement to make, I just got fired and I’m going out west!” walked out, and then came back 3 minutes later to get his car keys.

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@kai_incognito49

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@PenisIncognito @lukeisamazing @francisxwolf (pretty funny this was the George W. Bush episode)

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@kai_incognito49

4 months

one day this will work

Pedro 魏百卓 aka 魏老师

@li_dawei98

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China

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

The only thing the establishment truly fears

america's lounge singer

@KrangTNelson

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just saw the most beautiful thing

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@kai_incognito49

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Over 3k likes… the annoyed Marge Simpson-esque groan I just made…

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No

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@WhatAre89137327 He’s stupid, ugly, self-hating, and a shill for the AMURKAN empire. Absolute subhuman

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I ain’t reading all that and you’re either too young to know shit or a fucking op

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@dr_incorp @arne__ness my first thought was “she’s gonna come up with a new slur for the aliens”

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@kai_incognito49

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@9frogsinacoat @Srirachachau also this rocked

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@kai_incognito49

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@JeremyMonjo i hope that we get a rivalry between him and cameron, and we eventually get a movie called “cameron vs. scorsese.” tagline: this ocean ain't big enough for the both of us.

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@kai_incognito49

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Real ones know… too much lore lost to time…

Tony نعیم

@StrengthBuild

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You can't use that screen name

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@kai_incognito49

3 months

driving around at night listening to a playlist is nice though 🥺 (and what else can I do in the suburbs lol)

donner party bus

@ok_alriight

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asked this guy what his hobbies are and he said “driving around”

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@kai_incognito49

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@MissPavIichenko We need a @turing_police archive

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@kai_incognito49

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I wish car prices in the U.S. would collapse

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@kai_incognito49

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WHY?! They already said this shit wasn’t real last year! Fuck off!!

60 Minutes

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For the first time, sources tell 60 Minutes they have evidence that a U.S. adversary may be involved in attacks on American government officials and a condition known as Havana Syndrome. Scott Pelley reports, Sunday.

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They’re going to become more racist

ettingermentum

@ettingermentum

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New article: where do Democrats go if Biden loses?

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@kai_incognito49

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@danker_hank @posting_forever this is how you know he’s never filled out a form in his life lol

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@kai_incognito49

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@samguycool It hurts my soul when I see people share screenshots of their “funny” takes on other sites lol

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@kai_incognito49

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I did Detroit to Denver last year. MI ➡️ IN ➡️ IL was the exciting leg. Imagine going across Iowa AND Nebraska. You can’t, because it’ll drive you mad.

Midwest vs. Everybody

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The most boring drive any Midwesterner can endure

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@kai_incognito49

1 month

3 of the worst guys of all time in some of the most bad vibes photos of all time. the one where George HW Bush is pointing is driving me insane.

¡ 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 • 𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒏 !

@mareegeenamaree

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post your 9/11 images that are not about 9/11 but are about 9/11

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@kai_incognito49

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i don’t even know who i am anymore man

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@kai_incognito49

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I thought the the AI version of first one looked off but what the fuck lmfao

Madni Aghadi

@hey_madni

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5. Distracted girlfriend

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@kai_incognito49

4 months

Racial Jake at it again

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@uglyblender

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lmfao no way

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@kai_incognito49

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A local regional theater always plays Army National Guard recruiting ads after the trailers and I’m just like wtf… and it’s the most craven bullshit. Ad is literally, “the world is in chaos and we youth didn’t cause it but you know what we can do? Enlist!”

grace

@GemOfAmara

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I can tolerate when it's like for their own membership scheme. But one multiplex chain here advertises Pepsi Max every time after the trailers, which is beyond unacceptable.

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@kai_incognito49

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No one: A bunch of people in 🇺🇸:

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@kai_incognito49

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This video just caused my gout to flare up

adrian

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5 months

okay cool man but a baconator costs like eight bucks and I can get one in five minutes. I don’t have time for this shit

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@kai_incognito49

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It’s so funny NAPOLEON (2023) had the equivalent of a “Victims of Napoleon” counter at the end

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@kai_incognito49

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OH NO! President Xi please help this family

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oh god lmfao

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Map of the Midwest.

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@kai_incognito49

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The suburbs contribute to alienation and drive people insane AND require you to spend a lot of money for upkeep, I’m sold!

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Pete’s hair is not looking good, dang

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Has there been a single notable Austrian in the last 200 years who hasn’t been cringe?

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@kai_incognito49

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Incredible ads I’m getting on Facebook right now. these are all between posts about pop culture slop and reels from pages I don’t follow. very cool. 😑

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@kai_incognito49

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Ok specifying 0 F for the sister’s baby is hilarious and also this line just shows there is a real divide out there and some people are just not online at all lol

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@kai_incognito49

5 months

this is apocryphal but according to family a lot of people who were sympathetic and even got arrested in ‘89 but then saw post-USSR took the regime pill lol

Regime Economist

@binraccooon

5 months

I will keep repeating this because it’s funny. I had an Econ professor in college that was a liberal at this protest. He was arrested and became a Marxist while in prison. Like it or not, Regime tactics simply work

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cool 😑

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@kai_incognito49

2 months

Wh*te “anarchist” falling for F @lun G0ng/Ep0ch Times propaganda and being indistinguishable from wh*te reactionary idiots to OWN THE SEESEEPEE TANKlES. Just fuck off, man.

Sunflowers&Potatoes 🌻🏳️‍⚧️🥔

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The gods are anarchists lmao

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@kai_incognito49

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Shut the fuck up KKKanadian

David Porter

@huwaliyasuntob

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I'm not a "China guy" in the sense used here (in that I only write professionally about history), but I and many of my friends/colleagues have been massively disillusioned by what has happened in Hong Kong and especially Xinjiang over the past decade and I don't think we're wrong

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@kai_incognito49

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@brainfulloffog @_mrpussy The blue check engagement seekers on this site are truly fucking out of line

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@kai_incognito49

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Anyway I am again saying if you’re in the west especially in the U.S. you should shut the fuck up about the PRC. These guys seem like they’re antisemitic and xenophobic too.

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yes hahaha YES