kaffs @kaffs0 Twitter profile

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

I’m Getting the hang of this drone thing 💫💫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

11 months

Are you in Amsterdam? I will be there in like 3 hours x

Lex P🪬

@LexP__

11 months

I love it here 🥺❤️

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

thought my Mrs miss placed my jacket and I shouted at her a few days back about it. Friday I found it at my mums house 😫 I did do the right thing when I got home though.. I stashed it In Her wardrobe and she found it and apologised to me 😎 This ones going to the grave with me

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 months

If you’re shit at football I will refuse to debate you about football this season. I will just respond with “lol” How can a man that can’t do a simple Cruyff turn or 10 kicks ups possibly know what’s happening on the pitch

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

@yourcroydon @Clxrks Made a report???? Contact him immediately and go to that mans house and sort that out now man

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@kaffs0

2 years

@CurtTheGuru Proper poor man. He seems like he likes to talk for the sake of it

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Remember when Jason lee said the Queen was dead 😅🤣

Jason Lee

@theonlyjasonlee

3 years

We don’t post lies and I always stand by my sources. Waiting for an official statement from the palace.

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

One of the few places where we forget our problems momentarily. This is more than a game! it’s therapy ⚽️💫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I don’t even want to walk my dog. He can shit in the house, I don’t care man

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

Jesse is a Prime example of, if a managers not feeling you it’s not the end of the world. Leave, find a gaffer that believes in you and express yourself. You’re game might not be for everyone and that’s ok. Never stop believing in yourself.

Jesse Lingard

@JesseLingard

4 years

Back with a bang 💥 great away win 😁 #COYI #JL11NGZ

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

“ Nate Diaz does not lose a fights, he simply runs out of time” lool

MMA Junkie

@MMAJunkie

3 years

. @NateDiaz209 "lost all motivation" in the lead-up to fighting Leon Edwards, but thinks he won anyway. 😎 #UFC263 | Full interview:

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

🏆 Kanye got this one from the Gods

NFR Podcast

@nfr_podcast

1 year

What is Kanye West’s best beat of all time? 🎹

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

The last dance ⚽️🙏🏾 🏆 🐏 ❤️

Croydon Athletic

@CroydonAth

1 year

📣 RETAINED: Junior Kaffo 📣 ✍️ Our Club Captain & fans favourite, Junior Kaffo. He’s the glue that holds it all together. We’re delighted to keep him on board for another season ✍️ Best of luck for the season ahead @kaffs0 👍

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Been up since 4am thinking man. Most of us here are going through something, big or small. it’s important you face it and keep going, even if it’s at 1mph, make sure you don’t stop or watch the world pass you by 🫶🏾

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Late night flight in se15 🚁🎥🥷🏾

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Last 3 months has been probably the hardest of my life. Life is never smooth sailing! Learn from the lows and ride the wave as long as you can when it’s on a high. Time to get back on track and feel alive again ❤️

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Twitter is the funniest. How you lot find that video of Remi so quick. You lot saw a 5 sec clip of my man’s face 🤣 #LoveIsland

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Saturday football KO times should be moved to 12pm. This wasting your whole Saturday for 9 months is so dead man ffs

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

I think the women’s game needs a bit of hooliganism in its game. I’m sat in this pub and after Spain scored, these lovely English birds are saying “ good goal” to the Spanish supporters. I’m here and ready to go at it with this Spanish girls dad if I hear him say Ola!

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

First half of the season I played my part in helping a team win the league. 2nd half of the season I played my part in helping a team survive relegation! What a guy 🤩

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Lets gooo💫💫⚽️🖤

*MIGHTY SE DØNS *

@sedonsfc

3 years

HERE WE GO ‼️ Welcome aboard @kaffs0 🤙🏻 Upon signature he was quoted saying ‘When the Family Club came calling I Cancelled my Dinner Date & immediately jumped in an Uber to HQ! Everything about the setup feels successful’ 🔥 #ANYTHING

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Still life in the boy! Massive performance from every single player today. Let’s build on this 💫💫

Croydon Athletic

@CroydonAth

3 years

Congratulations to today’s Man of the Match - a fans’ favourite @kaffs0 A commanding performance from our powerhouse centre midfielder 👏

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kaffs

@kaffs0

14 days

Another milestone 🥂 usually sad on my birthday, but today I’m grateful! Shout out to all my friends that never made it 💔 always in my heart ❤️🖤

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kaffs

@kaffs0

6 months

Well deserved 🍻 to end the season. Got called in to do a job and we done it ✅4-1 down at half time, to win 5-4 If it is my last game in semi-pro football, these past 16/17 years have been a hell of a ride 🫡

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

@sirmelon @LickshotLippy But I’m sure the athlete did not personally supply Russia with weapons. Classless by the Ukrainian

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

CR7 does unnecessary skills like a triallist loool

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Great to be back. Get my age right though please ffs I’m 31!!!! I’m still a baby boy lool

Beckenham Town FC

@beckenhamtownfc

3 years

BACK FOR 2021/22 MF - Junior KAFFO Towering 32-year-old MF powerhouse whose 6'4" stature owes much to TWO of the longest legs in Step 5. Also possesses one of the biggest smiles in Non-League... offers experience, physicality and goals Welcome back @kaffs0 ! #UpTheBecks

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Enjoy your parents if you’re lucky enough to have them around now. Tomorrow is not promised 🙏🏽

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kaffs

@kaffs0

11 months

@Jesss_Chels Can I enjoy my (A) day please

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

@BardiGangUpdate Why are they walking so slow lol

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Giggs posting my Peckham drone video to his song on his story 🤝🏾🤝🏾 🥃

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

PSG are going start moving like Coxy with the tackles

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

The bus driver yesterday was pure evil. How can he leave me sleeping on the bus and take me back up to central London

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Watched one of my best friends bury his mum today. The pain in my bro’s eyes man 💔💔 Rest easy Aunty. You raised kings 🙏🏽 🕊

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Late night flights with my drone 💫💫 #dji

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I remember getting excluded in year 8. I walked from Peckham to Aylesbury estate in the pouring rain, sweating. My mum was ready with that belt boy 😅😅

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 months

Madness. had this over your head and you’re doing YouTube videos and shit 😵‍💫No remorse at all. The poor little girl man.Heartbreaking

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I’m seeing Man Utd fans happy Arsenal lost.real united fans will never be happy that their rivals won. Must be those united fans that live in south London and has no connection to Manchester whatsoever 🤐 Cockney Mancs at it again

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

@JD_Version3 @CurtTheGuru Clown behaviour

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

On the bus and need to open up Safari but i forgot what was the last thing I was on last night. the person next to me might see some big booty business

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kaffs

@kaffs0

11 months

@sshiraaabaddass @t_lashay24 Life with the possibility of parole after 18 years

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

How can you sack someone that told you they are leaving your club? Lool

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

📍Peckham 🚁🏎️🎥

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Do You know how incredible you have to be to pull this off in bootcuts 😫

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@hxMUFC

3 years

Ah the nostalgia of Wayne Rooney's street striker... Incredible television. 😍

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Went to the 02 with my drone to shoot and edit this promo video for last Saturdays main event, didn’t upload in time but we know the outcome #AndSTILL congratulations to @Leon_edwardsmma what a fight! UFC please don’t sue me for using images and the audio #ufc286 #ufc #drone

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

What a pleasure it has been winning the league with these bunch of lads! Big up all the teams that took part and the lads that organised it. Now can we have our respect? ( pic taken a year ago 👀 for you snitches)

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Dementia is a fucker man. Seeing it diminish a loved one is sad to see fr

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kaffs

@kaffs0

6 months

This is How 90% of people that discuss ball on this app kick ball

GRM Daily

@GRMDAILY

6 months

SLAP IT LIKE STORMZ! ⚽️ @stormzy attempts a Crossbar Challenge to end the allegations of no tekkers 😤

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kaffs

@kaffs0

9 months

Brooklyn 🇺🇸 ✈️

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@kaffs0

1 year

📍Manhattan My solo New York trip was one to remember! Will definitely be back in the next few months 🫡

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

🫡 Didier Kaffs The boys turned up today 🙌🏿🙌🏿😮‍💨

Croydon Athletic

@CroydonAth

2 years

Powered header by @kaffs0 makes it 3-1!

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

Celebrate your parents while they’re here ❤️

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@kaffs0

3 years

@roryhill11 take a bow son 👏🏾

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

In the box at arsenal today 🍷 COYG 🖤

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Watching this in a pub and I want to abuse the players so bad but these lesbians in here will call me sexiest kmt!! I’m just passionate and drunk

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

Was speaking to my nephew and his friends that live in Peckham and old Kent road yesterday, and I asked them what team they support.6 out of 8 said man city lol reminds me of the United supporters of my generation. Absolute glory hunters 🤣 funny bunch

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

Would you believe me if I told you A Northern team just snatched victory from another northern team and man within the M25 are upset?

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

My sister is 40 today. I remember my childhood and her being like my 2nd mum, looking after all of us when mum was doing nights then getting us all ready for school 🥹 forever in debt to her 🖤

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Football is my escape from reality and my body is trying to do a madness and mess with my head! Spending this weekend getting my body right by doing yoga, getting massages etc . Next week I’m going hard in the gym ⏸️ and hopefully should be back with the boys ⏸️

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kaffs

@kaffs0

8 months

Last month was a year since I got my drone 🥂 few of my best bits 💫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Workout ✅ Cleaned the kitchen ✅ Hot bubble bath ✅ Food shopping ✅ Watch them bums draw 0-0 ✅ 🍺 time now

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Revoke his knighthood immediately! Man said Park would’ve stopped a prime messi 😅

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I’m here drinking getting mash up wit the mrs. I feel like tapping out because I’m tired but I’d rather die than let her think she can out drink me.

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

Greeny doing greeny things yesterday 💫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Just me and my drone 🖤💫🌃🌃

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

About to have breakfast then find a bar and a few 🍻 while watching the greatest team in the land at the moment! Then off to welcome the new year in Milan somewhere. Anyway hope you all have a great 2023! Wish you all good health and happiness 💫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

If I’m being 100% honest, the way him and others have been treated have not been fair. Pre season all at one club and then as the season starts he is clubless. Great kid and decent player, I hope he finds a club soon.

Free Agent Showcase

@FreeAgentsFC

1 year

Name: Danny Taylor Age: 20 Position: 8 or 10 Location: South London Previous Clubs: Bromley as a scholar for 3 years played at Crystal Palace and Fulham Youth, Holmsdale, AFC Croydon Looking for step 5 and above

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Just checked my account from the weekend. I am making the rest of my presents for my family. I’m done

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I’m taking Lemsip every 4 hours. Nothings wrong with me, I just can’t afford to be sick or in pain for Sunday. I have To do a job on these Italians lads🥊

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

My team won, Arsenal won and now united getting done. I’m telling you now, I’m in the dog house! I’m getting absolutely smashed 🍺🍺🍺🍺 What a day 😍😍😍😍😍

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

📍 Dulwich College 🚁🌇

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Kinetic reminds me of Motown. Motown had the 60/70/80s in a headlock producing hit after hit and Kinetic are just producing ballers and getting them into the pro game every other week and it does not look like they are slowing down. Life changers 👏🏾💫⚽️ Hit factory

Kinetic Foundation

@Kinetic_Academy

3 years

🚨 SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 We're delighted to announce that Ralfi Hand has signed a 2 year contract with Charlton Athletic & becomes our 52nd signing to a professional club that has been on our academy programme 📝 #KineticAcademy #FindYourFuture #CAFC

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@kaffs0

1 year

A video I shot and edited for my nephew. He recently had a minor health setback but he will be back stronger! The worlds his oyster if he is willing to put the work in! Give him a follow on insta and watch his journey 🙏🏾 @dayday24ss

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Any racists that boo the knee while I’m out watching England, this could be you depending on how I’m feeling

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kaffs

@kaffs0

11 months

Out in 🇳🇱 so obviously I had to get the drone out. 📍 @Feyenoord

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

You man thought a team nicknamed the Red Devils were going to beat a team that has Jesus in their squad! And beat us on a SUNDAY loool my God is great 🙏🏾🤲🏾 the Devil is a liar

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

All games should be a 1 pm kick off! Not only today but for the rest of the season m. 3pm is a stupid time tbh

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

These young boys usually do this so let me do it also .. goal and assist today 😅 💫

Croydon Athletic

@CroydonAth

2 years

The opener on 28”! Superb set piece delivery from @JackMarney9 - stinging volley from @lika_emiliano_ - @kaffs0 taps it in from close range. 0-1

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Here drinking with my mum on her bday ❤️

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Another year around the sun 🎂🥳 up and down year tbh. Ride the lows and enjoy the highs 🥃

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

This ain’t back in the day! If I see any of you 🇩🇰 near London Bridge, I’m decking you washed vikings. Can’t be having history repeat itself

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I heard two fake London united fans talking this morning. They said “ if we keep winning and applying pressure, city could fuck up and Manchester will be red” 🤯this convo happened 170 miles away in elephant and castle 🤧

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kaffs

@kaffs0

1 year

Nah! How can she have the chest to talk back to scott loooool she’s an Irish criminal #LoveIsland

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@kaffs0

2 years

Everyone pay me £5 and I will wallop that fake peaky blinder at their presentation night

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@kaffs0

3 years

Toby putting this show on his back like Stevie G did against West Ham in the FA cup final

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@kaffs0

2 years

@Leeeeeorn @MysticMelaninX “ ..Bus driver beating up a man” what is she watching? Things like this can ruin a man

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

Just left my boys house who’s mum died a month ago, to go to my boys that is about to have a baby in a month or so time. This cycle of life can bring you the greatest pain and joy you will ever feel. While you’re here enjoy your loved ones because this life ain’t forever ❤️

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@kaffs0

3 years

Electronic Eggs

@ElectronicEggs

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Post a picture that shows the gaming era you grew up in.

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@kaffs0

2 years

You think this guy is better than Partey 😖😵‍💫

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@kaffs0

3 years

My dad turned 80 yesterday. Went to check him and him and his boys were talking about how they can still handle 50 year old women 😫😂 I guess guys will be guys till the end of our days lol

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

ọba Kaffs, chief Cor, alade kalv and my Mexican boy Felipe 🇳🇬 🇲🇽

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Im out in Croydon boxpark having a few 🍻 and you would’ve thought we were at old Trafford 🤣🤣🤣 complete madness. They all speak with a London accent 😫

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kaffs

@kaffs0

2 years

I dislike that Jay guy. Only guys that don’t have natural game puts down another man as a way of getting in 🤮 #LoveIsland

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@kaffs0

2 years

Andrew is a mess. Out of all the girls man went for coco loooool this man is joining Danica with the worst run we have ever seen in the Villa. He is down bad #LoveIsland

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

Pissed we couldn’t hold on to the lead but it’s a well deserved comeback by @AllstarsLambeth always a great battle with them 👊🏾 big up my boys @HatchamFC a pleasure playing and enjoying ball with you man ❤️

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kaffs

@kaffs0

3 years

I spend my time watching all England’s behind the scenes videos. I really love this team, they all seem cool

England

@England

3 years

Recovery mode: 🔛

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@kaffs0

4 years

I swear that was my first Sunday league game in nearly 10 years 😫 treasuring these last few years I have left

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@kaffs0

2 years

Every year around my birthday I get so emotional.I think back to my young days and the memories with my sisters and brother and looking at old pics and seeing my mum age. It all gets too much. I usually deal with it by reminding myself it’s a blessing we are growing together

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kaffs

@kaffs0

4 years

2 good games against a good @sedonsfc side👊🏾 Big up my bros on @HatchamFC got me enjoying football again ❤️

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