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@justsext
justin
6 months
his mind would suitable for a sleeper assassin. like mazulla would go to a pay phone and hear the word “butterscotch” and then wipe out a head of state. his brain is a perfect weapon that wouldnt fold under questioning or torture
@zm_cox
Zack Cox
6 months
The Celtics didn’t have any finalists for any NBA awards this season. Did that bother Joe Mazzulla? “No, not at all. I think it’s beautiful. … Why would you get an award for the past?”
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@justsext
justin
5 years
@MrChuckD @TheBrewPodcast1 @IAmKRSOne Joe Budden at 3 but Rakim at 12?! I don't need to continue reading this list lol
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@justsext
justin
4 months
@rickrudescalves he didn’t go in raw on the cushions?? he’s not a freak like me. pass
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@muntazer_zaidi sir, please rematch with Bush. he’s painting puppies now you would thrash him.
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justin
5 years
@leftistthot420 bernie leaning right on this issue apparently
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justin
5 months
the whole fucking country hates us. this rules
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@SeanYoo
sean yoo
5 months
ive never seen bigger sore winners than this celtics team
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@justsext
justin
4 years
lol joe kennedy 3 is a phony little pea brain rodent with no morals and ed markey is dropping chill wave throwback ads. i hope kennedy gets fucking dog walked in this race
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@justsext
justin
10 months
Udonis Haslem who’s jersey doesn’t meet the qualifications to hang on the clearance rack at TJ Maxx
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10 months
Udonis Haslem said ‘F**k Bill Russell’ in his pregame speech to his teammates after seeing Russell’s jersey retired in Miami’s arena “Tell me when you gonna see a Miami Heat jersey hanging in Boston” (🎥 @theOGsShow / )
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@cicadaxxseason hot dog in the cloakroom. what did she mean by that?
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6 years
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2 years
me when the guy at the corner store calls me “boss”
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@justsext
justin
6 years
the Stop & Shop robot... 1. Is a scab 2. Is an undercover cop 3. Won’t even suck your dick
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@jkass99 @notch I was just wondering what he looked like and saw this 😂😂
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justin
5 years
@lachancenaomi i too have applesauce for brains and would like a job as a journalist please
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justin
5 years
@OwenJones84 doesn’t homeboy know that 5 feet of water is 1 foot over his head?
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@zukosmama “so a zionist and cop and a landlord walk into a bar? have you heard this one folks…it’s all one guy”
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@justsext
justin
3 months
imagine doing some pre-marital in the Van Halen PT Cruiser from Revere??
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justin
5 years
@DocShartman @leftistthot420 for real. this must be an open carry state
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5 years
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@justsext
justin
7 months
you see someone rocking this, do not let them into your home or medicine cabinet
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@imteddybless @ramzpaul fair maiden, as you can see my sword hand is empty
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justin
5 years
@whysimonewhy Tomi actually buying a copy of the manifesto to own Marx
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justin
5 years
@alexisgoldstein @MilesPerHoward he's hitting the rodeo circuit next
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justin
5 years
@kenklippenstein Brooks has a mouth like a prospectors graveyard
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justin
3 years
if someone tried mentioning the founding fathers to me in an argument i would throw them off a bridge into a river
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justin
5 years
@SmithInMN @MrChuckD @TheBrewPodcast1 @IAmKRSOne i saw him perform last year, he's still absolutely flawless.
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justin
3 years
wishing i could get the phrase “Burlington Throat Factory” out of my head
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@justsext
justin
4 years
Castro with the glick and then taking it to the cone zone for desert : )
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@yung__mean
jim (free palestine)
4 years
choose your fighter
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justin
2 years
@crackconnoisser i was actually in there a few weeks ago and it was kinda bumpin’
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@TheGrimyGhost @willmenaker this is one of the worst things I’ve seen on this website
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@justsext
justin
5 years
thinking of great scott and the "cash only. live within your means" sign behind the bar being the only sound financial advice ive known
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justin
4 months
@rickrudescalves the fact no one forced him to include this i imagine. concerning
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@justsext
justin
5 years
@ThaAnimalMother in the first grade i had this nun who was yelling at me one time and she had the foam on the edges of her mouth like a coke head. i told her that her breath was terrible and they called my mother down to the school. my first enemy
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@justsext
justin
9 months
im fun at superbowl parties because if you enjoy one of the commercials a little bit, i can step in and educate you on that company’s dark past until the light goes out of your eyes
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@justsext
justin
6 months
im here to witness a murder ☘️
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@justsext
justin
3 years
if mark wahlberg was on the Lakers he would have prevented their playoff elimination
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justin
5 years
@TonyBeast1957 shh the gun is sleeping
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@justsext
justin
3 years
i don’t need a girlfriend i have the Boston Celtics : )
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@micahinATL @megan_e_riley also “escaped with teen” is definitely called kidnapping
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@justsext
justin
2 years
how i’ve been living my life lately
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@justsext
justin
3 years
i don’t know what day international women’s day is because i 👏 stay 👏 out 👏 of 👏 women’s 👏business
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@justsext
justin
9 years
This motherfucker @NeilHamburger sold me a Chubby Checker record. Bless him.
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@justsext
justin
9 years
Everyone should take time out of their Friday night to read @gucci1017 letter from prison
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@justsext
justin
5 years
@AutoAmes that shirt blend looks heavy on the polyester. probably not very breathable for a man with marinara induced respiratory issues
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justin
5 years
@iknowplacesmp6 @TheDCSentinel Owen Jones with the flamethrower!
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@justsext
justin
3 years
New England guy in sneakers and shorts with large iced coffee asking a blizzard “what, do you think you’re better than me??!” 🤬😡
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@justsext
justin
8 years
I don't want to get too political here but I would recommend following @wesleysnipes across all social media platforms.
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@justsext
justin
2 years
imagine spending some your last days on the planet dick riding
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@justsext
justin
9 months
getting paid by the people who did 9/11 to sing your stupid fucking 9/11 song is peak fake cowboy activities
@rxckrxdxscxlvxs
rthr
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r.i.p. to toby keith, the man who bravely broke the bone saw ceiling (accepted a pile of money to play in saudi arabia)
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justin
2 years
Halloween costume finally came in 💪😤 🏀
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justin
4 months
phase 2 of restoring the Garfield aquarium. it lives! !!⚡️🐠
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justin
4 years
can alligators get covid? i want to wrestle one @GatorsDaily
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@justsext
justin
5 years
strange night to be wearing my @AyeshaASiddiqi "foresight prevents blindness" t-shirt
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@corpseinorbit we got BBQ’d on that one
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@justsext
justin
3 years
Deuce cracks me up
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@justsext
justin
3 years
Rest In Peace to a Somerville icon
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@w000rm that’s bananas. if the light is to “discourage break-ins” it feels like there might not be a camera there. would be a shame if the light smashed unexpectedly, and then continuously each time it was replaced
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justin
2 years
@crackconnoisser it’s a great meme! i just wanted to let you know not all is lost in this world 🙏
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@alexnpress who could forget Alice Cooper talking Milwaukee in Wayne's World?
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justin
5 months
there was a let’s “go Celtics” chant at the death metal show. we are everywhere. we are in every concern of your society. there’s nowhere for you to be safe
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@justsext
justin
7 months
🫡🏀
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@justsext
justin
1 year
when the riff comes back slower
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@justsext
justin
5 years
i understand you guys hate tom brady, but you still love our delicious cape cod brand potato chips, no? be reasonable
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justin
5 years
attention Weird Celtics Twitter!!
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justin
2 years
@TrueAnonPod hot dog guy, like at a baseball game
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@justsext
justin
5 years
in honor of Paul Pierce's birthday let's all happily reflect on this set banging moment that the NBA fined him $25,000 for
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@justsext
justin
2 years
men should be pulverized. sick of their crying and their bullshit
@lilbabygandhi
sid 🌹🔆🥥
2 years
Women on this website have the most brain dead reactions to male problems. It ranges from mockery to straight up dismissing their existence. Begging them to be kinder.
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justin
2 years
six tickets to Barbie please 🎥🎬
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@justsext
justin
8 years
big up to @waynekramer on his birthday & his project @JailGuitarDoors
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justin
3 years
now my Portuguese neighbor at the other end of the street isn’t exactly playing with these hoes either
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justin
5 years
weezer playing an andrew yang event is the most incel shit i've ever heard. put everyone at that event on a watch list
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justin
3 years
lol wait maybe they are chanting it in a slutty way?? they can’t be serious
@GwashburnGlobe
gary washburn
3 years
And here come the "We Want Boston!" chants in Barclays Center. #Celtics #Nets
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@justsext
justin
4 years
lol why is there a stealth bomber cruising around??
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5 years
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justin
5 years
good morning. let's all give our praises up to god, and by that i mean the fact that marcus smart is a confirmed pinky ring wearer 🙏
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justin
5 years
cool thing about Boston is we will be the first under sea water and to get nuked so you can all enjoy our "FAHK DOOD" tweets 💫
@jims__juice
13 Yung James aka NBA JIM 1UP
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@justsext Playing tennis outside in January in Boston — totally normal! Actually coulda used some sunscreen.
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justin
2 years
yesterday at work i had to talk to this lawyer from Philly for an hour and a half. he was an insufferable cunt in love with himself beyond imagination. he finds out im from Boston and mentions he was robbed at gunpoint/knifepoint when he lived there. car stolen too. what a mark
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justin
2 years
wow stirring last words by the queen here. say what you will about her but i am moved
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justin
5 years
watching a documentary about The Damned and see this lol
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@justsext
justin
2 years
let me guess work wants me to “finish the year strong!” boy, i didn’t think of it that way. what a great idea. thank you for the motivation, that was so fucking inspiring. i was ready to give up but that really spoke to me. i love working, i won’t let anyone down. i will carry th
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@justsext
justin
5 years
went to an after party in Watertown last night because i was told there would be a cool dog there. it was only after arriving and being escorted down to the charles river did i realize i had been mishearing the word dock for the past half hour. what an L.
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@justsext
justin
4 years
Weird Celtics twitter is so fucking crazy because they put the season on hiatus due to global pandemic and everyone just kept steadily rocking for the Celtics anyways
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@justsext
justin
6 years
@vivafalastin whoever this is speaking in the video, you are correct.
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@justsext
justin
4 years
developing a possibly explosive theory : )
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@justsext
justin
3 years
@CousinStizz take your time, we respect you as an artist. but also...
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@justsext
justin
8 months
this episode of the x-files takes place in Worcester, Mass. no way they figure out what’s wrong with that place in 45 minutes
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justin
4 years
today is my actual birthday, so if we could just drizzle a little respect on my name that would be great : )
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justin
4 months
i love listening to music at a “business event”. very cool
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justin
3 years
mike budenholzer looks like the drunks you seeing hanging around golf course club houses in the late afternoon. same blank stare in their eyes
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justin
4 years
@jessehawken lol the dude shooting the video looks like this 😂😂 of course
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justin
6 years
I’m at a bar in Allston and the old Irish bartender is somberly singing Sublime to himself 🎼 I don’t cry when my dog runs away 🎤 😔 🐶
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@justsext
justin
2 years
@SteveMerkle9 @KDTrey5 what size scally cap is kevin durant
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@justsext
justin
5 years
fellas can hold hands during unsolved mysteries if it gets scary
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justin
5 years
say hello to my new friend Fidel Catstro
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justin
2 years
today is my birthday. may blessings and good fortune fall upon those that observe it. thank you for all the laughs. happy birthday to you too : )
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@justsext
justin
3 years
at CVS again for the thing. nurse appears and reads clipboard “Sex??” *people stop moving in store, confusion “Sex...no, Sex...ton?? oh my god” we get into the little booth and she asks me to remove my clothes. beet red corrects herself “just the arm. my god this is terrible”
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@justsext
justin
3 years
good morning : ) ladies, if you look like this please dm
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@justsext
justin
5 years
one way you can tell the cat is full blown idiot is that one of his favorite snacks is ice cubes
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