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Rod

@justme_rod

2 years

Therapy isn’t enough. I need everyone to tell me every hour that they aren’t mad at me

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Rod

@justme_rod

2 years

Does Harry know he spit on Genovian royalty?!?!!???

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*me having a full menty b* ⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

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The city is somber today

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I wish I could text my dog that I’m on my way home

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Describe corporate America in one pic. I’ll go first:

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3 years

Anyone have an update on that rocket that’s hurling back to the earth’s surface or are we just vibing and see how it goes?

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2 years

The “scholastic book” fair to “prime day” arc of the millennial generation

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Nostalgia is fun until you realize you’re the same age as Lorelai Gilmore

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Nothing will beat 2000’s Apple marketing campaigns

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Ok finished

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2 years

Help me write my OOO message

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2 years

Busting out the good plates tn

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3 years

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message. I was ✨overwhelmed✨

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3 years

The world is giving off day before “we will be shutting down the office for two weeks” vibes

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In the IMDb trivia while the movie is playing in front of me

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What my phone sees when I fact check every minute of The Crown

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2 years

I would like to wear a sweater and pick an apple

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Me listening to my feel good gruesome true crime podcast on the train

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Nick cannon has to have a Google doc at this point

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11 months

Me walking up to IT after falling for a phishing email

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@justme_rod

3 years

My co workers just sang happy birthday to me on a zoom call. I am living my personal hell

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3 years

You know you’re bored when LinkedIn makes it into your social media rotation

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3 years

Airbnb: $102 per night Also Airbnb: total is $824.60 Me:

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Me going on a trip to literally anywhere: “should I move here?”

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2 years

Update: according to tiktok, gen z is loving “vintage wet seal” and let me tell ya… felt personal

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1 year

Olive Garden server: “say when” Me:

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3 years

Everyone applying to law schools to #FreeBritney

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My fall plans Delta variant

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3 years

I just restarted the same song 4 times because I forgot to listen to it

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4 years

Me seeing @mindykaling succeed

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3 years

I’m “planning my entire weekend around a 3-hour errand” years old

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4 years

I don’t get a lot of sleep for someone who lies in bed a lot

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3 years

I’m fighting for my life drinking out of a paper straw

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2 years

Coachella sounds like the most stressful experience. Like being hot all day and constantly looking for my friends??? Also I couldn’t get tickets.

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2 years

There’s nothing more humbling than chasing a ping pong ball idk

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Airlines love making you pay extra for the exit row like “we’re gonna charge you for the chance to be a hero”

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Will probably watch a documentary about the making of “don’t worry darling” before watching the actual film

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2 years

That wasn’t very “zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom” of you

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@justme_rod

3 years

No one: Me at least once a day: “I’m tired of this grandpa”

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3 years

My most toxic trait is Christmas shopping but not for other people

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3 years

Can you imagine thinking you’re getting off the plane faster than everyone else?

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2 years

My therapist “you need to stop using emojis as a coping mechanism” Me: 🫡

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3 years

If Olivia Rodrigo dropped this while I was in high school, my mom would have realized I needed therapy a lot sooner.

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3 years

Life update: I’m happy and I took a good pic

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2 years

I’m just going to ask the question we are all thinking. HOW IS THE ELLEN SHOW STILL AIRING?!

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2 years

My therapist said this week “Just because someone else can do it all doesn’t mean you’re expected to” And I’ll tell you this, I cried

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3 years

Is my ✨anxiety✨ gone or have I just not been ccd on an email today?

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3 years

Me: “I have to wake up extra early” My brain: “then we better stay up extra late!!”

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The world: “Olivia Rodrigo makes great musi-” Millennials: “PARAMORE”

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@justme_rod

1 year

Don’t remember what I have to do for work tomorrow. But I do remember every word to this commercial.

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@justme_rod

3 years

Well if isn’t the 8 hours worth of work I saved for the last hour of the day

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@justme_rod

3 years

“Culture is very important to us. We are like a family here!” 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Rod

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2 years

Just got my first Slack after the 3 day weekend

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2 years

Unfortunately my money does jiggle jiggle

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@justme_rod

3 years

May your pumpkins be spiced and your aperols be spritzed

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3 years

This is what happens when a millennial woman is in charge. The greater good.

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we should do this

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“Your password is weak” well so is my metabolism

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3 years

May your parts be sided and your jeans be skinny

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What is happening my comments pls help

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@justme_rod

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I have ✨once again✨ chosen the wrong checkout aisle to stand in

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“I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple” -Betty White

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1 year

Missing them

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@justme_rod

2 years

Busy day

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Going on a downward spiral. Y’all need anything?

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3 years

I am a firm believer that if you ignore an email long enough, it will disappear

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Me explaining why My family trying the royal family is to watch “Elf” hiding the queen’s death

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Thanks for your message! It’s giving me ✨anxiety✨ so I simply won’t respond causing my anxiety to rise.

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TSA: “any liquids or aerosol?” Me : “no” My brain: “what if you do tho?”

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The CDC now recommends that you Laugh it off and let it go and when you wake up it will seem so yesterday So yesterday

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Me enjoying a normal Saturday My ✨anxiety✨: you’re annoying

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My anxiety and intrusive thoughts coming in to mess up my sleep schedule

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My boss: “k.” Me on LinkedIn: I am SO grateful for the opportunity I was given. I am looking forward to my next chapter! 😁

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I am losing sleep wondering how Dwight Schrute is handling the meta verse

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“Are you ok?” No I’m not. I have a weird pain in my side but I’m afraid of making doctors appointments so guess I’ll just have to ride this one out.

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3 years

Some of you were never fat shamed in an Abercrombie & Fitch and it shows

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Is my ✨anxiety✨ gone or did I just take a shower?

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2 years

Missing them today and everyday

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The CDC is now saying that you should save a horse (ride a cowboy)

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I’m “I should go pee before I leave” years old

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Funniest thing to come out of quarantine is the generational bullying for no reason at all

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2 years

All of us 3 years ago

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2 years

it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. it will only be two weeks. 😭

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@justme_rod

2 years

I’d like to announce that I’m buying MySpace with a pizza lunchable and Monopoly money.

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