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@justmbonisi

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Ndebele Gent. Umemba waseMahatshula South KoBulawayo, Mthwakazi

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@_LeratoMabuzaM A man will do anything for a submissive woman. ANYTHING!!!!!
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@BeniNitq Post nut clarity
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@pmcafrica Fathers are important
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@shanice_thusi WE DON’T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S CHILD
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@VideosVuvu Ignore a stop sign and find out
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@SandileMakeba Eish bro. Have you been to OR Tambo International Airport??
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@princessLopie He is keeping your guard down. Smart man
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@Shadaya_Knight True. She’s a calm baddie Why are skinny guys catching strays though ??😂😂. For some of us it’s genetics 🤣
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@yslomry “Guess what I found today”
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@ChrisExcel102 They always find ways to sugarcoat it
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@Aus_Keke The donkey is the one that got domesticated, not the zebra
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@toxichoodboys Rather exit than beg
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@_LeratoMabuzaM That side chick is the source of your happiness 🤣🤣
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@PhiriTofara Land Cruiser driver used the wrong gear and there was excessive wheel spin from launch.
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@anael__mevoung Men are not scared. We just don’t want to take responsibility of someone else’s child
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@ChrisExcel102 Entertaining but not attractive. But ke, body positivity they say
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@mopedi_thwiiii Return soldiers
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@IamMzilikazi It’s their culture. Definitely not this western burial method we are used to
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@djbigatexas Just when I thought Black Americans are dumb🤦🏾‍♂️, you chose to outdo everyone 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Naytholo We don’t avoid them. Such women have too much masculine energy and competitiveness. Guys want feminine women. We can’t be with someone who acts like a man 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@xtertainerr It’s the most efficient method to get your man to cheat on you and get sex from someone else
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@RefilweSeboko This is why DNA tests should be mandatory 🤣
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@ChrisExcel102 Then she leaves you after baby daddy said he wants to fix things with her
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@zibuseman Dual citizenship
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@ylang__ylang__ @BeniNitq Doesn’t affect us
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@hobo_group This job creates enemies for you
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@Africa_Archives Don’t go to places where you are unwanted. Do research first
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@prow_II Demons will say he needs permission
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@WomenBeingAwful Withholding sex in marriage should be regarded as permission to get sex elsewhere
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@lavidaNOTA Beitbridge, Zimbabwe
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@OtsileJK M4 Competition any day
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@Slowburn_22 This is a great achievement 💯💯
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@iBayleybeats @shanice_thusi True. To their parents they are a child but to me they are a consenting adult and if they happen to have a child of their own, I’m not willing to take the responsibility of their child.
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@Mooi_pone Ke sex addiction
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@Ofs5B This is why I’ll never move back to Zim😂😂
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@destinyzee The comparisons killed me😂😂😂
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@BeniNitq We come up with solutions to whatever problems we are facing
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@realnorma_kay The king of simps.
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@ZiyaMadlakes You are right, but not the education part.
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@nickmangwana Nope. It’s the shit and outdated road network design
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@nickmangwana Look at the price of that newspaper
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@Bqmbulu “Alright cool, nice knowing you” then I move to the next one
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@iamRTI Lilu Weyini
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@Kago_369 @Ofs5B Definitely. Documents are important and make life easier in foreign countries
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@akreana_ Y’all want the link??
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Pay attention that energy you get when you tell someone good news, it shows how they feel you winning
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@sheldon_cameron A robot can not ride a bicycle
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@BeniNitq Delivering proper strokes requires silence.
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@Babybonnieee I don’t eat out because there is food at home
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@Alpha_Reeyah Lack of femininity Lack of accountability Entitlement Bad hygiene Inability to cook
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@MsKgaditswe Your gender is not annoying when the relationship is still new🫣🫣. I hope it makes sense
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Who else prefers iMessage and has their WhatsApp notifications silenced???
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@everywherekamo Results of soft parenting. You have to put your foot down
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@sanelenkosix I have friends who go to this church🤣
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@gloryBlawrence @_LeratoMabuzaM You go for trash men and expect them to be faithful 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@ISephara @RSASIU This is only for African foreigners.
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@Africa_Archives Don’t go to places where you are unwanted. Do research first
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@ChrisExcel102 Sonnyboy is hurting
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@BulawayoConnect “Moya wami bo, awusekho lapha” 💯💯
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See things for what they are. Offend people with that truth
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@RefilweSeboko Especially abo “Indoda must”
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@marijuanx @_LeratoMabuzaM The guy still gets the submission, even if the woman is pretending. Win win for both parties
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@ChrisExcel102 Bazothi you are misogynistic for calling them out
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@nickmangwana And when it fails you will blame it on sanctions 🤣
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@Babykiara_m Oxygen. I have been breathing it ever since I was born and I can’t stop
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@BabereManCity Celebrate that period. Kids are expensive 🤣🤣
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@nickmangwana @edmnangagwa Could someone please explain to this guy what happened today in grade 3 English
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@sam_dzivah This is why I would rather have a small family gathering.
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@emetisuccess @_LeratoMabuzaM Yet some still don’t get it. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@ChrisExcel102 Just realised my woman and I have similar chemistry 🥰🥹🥹.
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@Patriot_S_A Y’all just smearing everything on Zimbabweans now. Whats next?? AKA was murdered by Zimbabweans??
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@anael__mevoung We are men. We don’t do that
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@Shadaya_Knight Y’all pretend??🤣🤣. I roast her and make fun of her flow(with certain boundaries of course). Always lightens the mood
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If you are not invited, don’t go. You were never part of it
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@KMutisi @edmnangagwa Why are we based in foreign countries if he can manage disasters??🤣
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There’s always someone who will criticise you.
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@Mosky_Mothapo If a woman does it, it’s okay she’s following her heart. If a man does the same, he is evil or bamdlisile.
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@Mbally_Luyanda Only a weak low selfish esteem simp would do such
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@iamryantanaka Ndevere ngunyoko
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@Kid_Ralphy I’m a Bulawayo man, of course I become umZulu when I go to South Africa
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@__T_touch Something indigenous to Africa. Swahili was created by the Arabic traders. So iSiZulu is the language I think the whole Africa should study
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@OtsileJK And this one 🥹
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@__T_touch I want to knockoff before I even get there
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@nobiechishyy Only a simp can advocate for the downfall of another man preaching nothing but the truth
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@simajwili It’s the soft parenting that produces such horrible humans
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Sometimes home is a person
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@AfricanHub_ Izinhlwa - isiNdebele in Zimbabwe
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@Aus_Keke Someone else is getting it
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@Zimtweets Cow Pit bull
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@AdvoBarryRoux Clearly He was disrupting someone in the higher ups business
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@MacBelts Imagine your mom being famous for twerking at zanu rallies 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️.
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@Tylanifat @_LeratoMabuzaM What do you expect when you go for trash men???
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