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@justjackmate
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5 months
Going “ooo tough man with your little Stanley knife” after you’ve had a knife pulled on you is sooooooooo
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Sydney Jones 🇬🇧
5 months
“Calm down, it’s a bike” Masked thug pulls out a knife on a brave woman after attempting to steal her bike. Video by @dave24144975
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@justjackmate
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4 years
Bitch we do and whenever we leave the house we experience hate crimes
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5 years
u coulda just said eye care should be free tho u transphobic little cow
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@justjackmate
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7 years
John Lewis sweetie u are doing amazing
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Britain is going officially bonkers.
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3 years
The delay between the windows breaking and the people getting up and running is sending me why did they just sit there ???
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🚨 Terrifying footage shows the moment huge waves smashed the windows of a ferry in Germany.
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5 months
@g4rnish She doesn’t know fear 😭😭
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5 months
“Are you refusing cash” “:) yes I am :)” oh she ate this
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BBlues🇬🇧
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A pub in Winchester has gone cashless
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@justjackmate
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3 years
Me actually
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Van “Concept Of A Van” Lathan Jr
3 years
Who’s been through the most?
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5 months
@jonnyle3 It’s impeccable from start to finish
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@justjackmate
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2 years
Excuse me
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@justjackmate
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6 years
This must be American Cos like ? I’ve left me house to go to pre drinks in worse states
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@justjackmate
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4 years
Me the second I am left home alone
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4 years
Manifesting
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@justjackmate
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8 years
Lol cheers mum, coulda proper hurt myself if you didn't warn me X
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@justjackmate
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4 years
Not Nicki Minaj announcing her pregnancy with a #preggers caption I am YELLING I hate her
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@justjackmate
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4 years
Everytime I see this masterpiece on my timeline I have to watch it at least 3 times
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4 years
Americans actually aren’t cut out for the uk
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@justjackmate
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3 years
Rupaul realising kitty had a supportive family and there wasn’t any trauma to exploit for views #RuPaulsDragRaceUK
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4 years
Pennsylvania and Georgia showing up at the last minute to finish trump off #USAelection2020
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9 years
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@justjackmate
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2 years
My dad has gone out for a meeting and has locked me in the house “for safety” ? I’m 26 in less than a week ?
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3 years
Windswept
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@justjackmate
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6 years
I know what a clutch is thank u very much !! I keep me poppers in it xx
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@justjackmate
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3 years
Can’t stop thinking about the 21 year olds in GAY smoking area turning to me and anni and genuinely going “gosh you look good for being old” after finding out we were 25 and 26
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@justjackmate
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4 years
The way I’ve just been absolutely floored by this omg
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@justjackmate
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4 years
I, a son, would infact suck 17 dicks x
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@justjackmate
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5 years
Who said gays can’t be footie legends
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@justjackmate
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5 years
I didn’t become a little bit of a slag, I became a TOTAL slag !!!
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@justjackmate
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2 years
My auntie who I’ve never come out to has just turned to my mum and gone “here is your jack gay, last time I saw him he had a middle parting and two earrings so I think he is”
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2 years
One like and I’ll reply saying yes
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@justjackmate
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6 months
Second half they enter an open relationship it’s only natural
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Joe Locke on the trajectory of ‘Heartstopper’ Season 3: “Season 3 is definitely way darker than other seasons would have been. I’d say the first half of the season is dark, and the second half is horny.”
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@justjackmate
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4 years
It’s a scarf
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@justjackmate
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3 years
Uber driver just asked if I’ve moved to manc with my girlfriend 💅🏻 straight passing baddie !
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@justjackmate
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2 years
Being the third isn’t always as glamour as it seems 😔
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@justjackmate
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3 years
Got called a f*ggot lastnight in a gay bar by a straight man and then told I need to learn to take a joke after telling him that’s not acceptable or appropriate 🤪 I love it here
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@justjackmate
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3 years
my brother bought me makeup for Christmas and my 14 year old nephew complimented my makeup on Boxing Day 🥺 if only teen me could’ve known how amazing and accepting my family would be
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@justjackmate
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6 months
my dad just corrected his mates on someone’s pronouns and gave them a whole speech about how if you’re not sure just go for “they” until you have confirmation 😭 don’t talk to me I’m sobbing
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1 year
Great north swim if it slayed
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7 years
Corby
@Chuckles152
Dr. Catfish Charlie MD JD ™️ Expert Chicken Farmer
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4. If this bitch lived in your state what town would she be from?
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2 years
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@justjackmate
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6 years
Open for a surprise lmaaoo
@SaraQDavid
sara david
6 years
turning looks stunting pretty im the bitch from new york city
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3 years
I got the job !! Move to manc is officially pending !!
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5 months
It’s giving summer
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@justjackmate
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9 years
I can't breathe
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@justjackmate
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8 years
When u see ur boyfriend not boyfriend but boyfriend at the ikea plant section
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@justjackmate
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5 years
Excuse me laydeh
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@justjackmate
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1 year
Genuinely thought this man was a Ja’mie: private school girl character ?
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
1 year
"I just feel that a little bit of politics has got into this committee's report" Tory MP Michael Fabricant says "historians will say for all of Boris's faults, he did so much" Follow latest reaction
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3 years
First night on the tiles as a Manchester gay 🤪
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@justjackmate
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2 years
Are we meant to return to work feeling refreshed because I personally have never had less to give
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@justjackmate
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5 years
@_ruthlless_ like if u wanna be so bold as to share your backwards opinions online then atleast say it with your ignorant chest 🤧 whew
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@justjackmate
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7 years
Cba I'm actually getting uglier by the day
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@justjackmate
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8 years
Na actually fuck all the weight loss stuff THIS is inspirational
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3 years
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@justjackmate
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8 years
cant believe it !! I'm shook !! hope shes ok xx
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4 years
Please I’ve been roaring at this for 5 minutes daisy may cooper can do no wrong
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@justjackmate
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8 months
Girl this is not hinge behaviour wdym
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@justjackmate
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6 years
Me to my morals after one cocktail on a Monday afternoon
Wow . Unbelievable . Gone .
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1 year
btw
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@justjackmate
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5 years
If this isn’t the true representation of British vs American then idk what is
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@justjackmate
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3 months
No more moustache
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5 years
interesting that you’re taking moral high ground when your original tweet said “led him on for 24 hours” so like did you withdraw consent or are you just withdrawing the tweet that’s backfired ? Pick a story luv your brain cells seem tired ! X
@freqdie
freddie
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gay twitter trying to come up with a reason to argue with me over a grindr hookup that i chose not to go to anymore
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6 months
When I bought my first pair of heels I told my mum and dad they were to wear around the house to help build calf muscle asif that was any less gay
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2 years
can’t stop thinking about how me and one of my friends went on a first date the same time a few years ago and she got married to hers yesterday and has had a child with him and I’ve got mine blocked <3
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@justjackmate
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3 years
kisses x
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Mum being the innocent helpful gem that she is did my washing while I was at work without asking me :) I had 3 thongs in there :) that are now all neatly folded on my bed :)
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@justjackmate
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4 years
I will never be over how American houses are basically flat packs from ikea
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2 years
Like if u want in 🟢 hehe 🤪😳
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3 years
Adele after finding out peppa called her a flop
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3 years
Couple found their third 🤪
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2 years
Now why’s cilla black on wwe
@Ambrose_96
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@_rightfoulgit Me if I was in that lift 💀
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Turned 27 and had a gay crisis x
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5 months
It’s my birthday if you even care
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3 years
Sorry but there is not a chance in hell you will catch me running a whole pharmacy I will just shit on you deal with it girlie
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3 years
I’m available to be your plus 1 btw x
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@justjackmate
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5 years
Greta shaking in her boots as miss corona takes over as the new climate change queen
@a7medabdelhady1
Ahmed Abdelhady
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Earth taking a break, a much needed break. #Covid_19
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5 years
And just like that the innapropriate unfunny jokes begin
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🚬
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2 years
hungover
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The amount of bottoms in Manchester is becoming a crisis I had to go to 3 shops to find hair removal cream
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5 years
Oh my days man leaf me alone
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4 years
The face // the dm 😌✨
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2 years
All I can say is thank fuck that pack of twinks are finally flying back from gran can today
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4 years
This year isn’t a happy pride. This year, even more than usual, we need to stand strong with solidarity. If you can’t understand how it’s our duty as LGBTQ+ members to support any and every BLM movement then please go and educate yourself, and unfollow me while you’re at it.
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Soooooo dating? lol why u wanna create this a gay thing everyone does it sis
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