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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

GIVE ME…. SOUP. 🍜

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

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guess what it’s friday

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@jurassicjells

21 days

fuzzy-shirt fridayyyyy

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

it’s approx 638.3 degrees f but keep drinking your pumpkin spice whatever

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

2 months

@BrotherBeeBop hello darkness my old friendddd …..

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

10 days

they don’t realize I just inhaled a quesadilla like a crack-fueled kirby 🥺

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

I missed a goddamn stRING OF HAIR IN MY PONYTAIL.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

im turdy-eight

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

someone knows exactly how to trap me

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

hey anyone mention that it’s monday yet

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

this is me dying a little more inside during the monday morning zoom meeting yayyyyyyy

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

24 days

i will ctrl alt delete you so fast

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

2020 vs 2024

Whack Morris

@WhackMorris

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2020 2024

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

19 days

guess I’ll cook some stupid dinner

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

picture of me and the character in my head

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@EkaBakie

23 days

Post a picture of you and the character in your head

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

24 days

why yes i am dancing the electric slide while i cook bacon thats just who i am

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

did you age well … 4 vs 38 well the expression definitely changed

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

you guys omg I got my jumping spider and I’m IN LOVEEEEEEEEE 😭🥰🕸️

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

8 days

woke up to a text from my mother pleading with me to pray because everything going on is matching what’s prophesied in revelations and it’s the end times and …it took all of the power within every single cell I’m composed of not to reply “finally”

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

25 days

well my son is 13 today.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

17 days

no one cares about your ideal man we’re all gonna die

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

what if i just went straight to bed rn

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

22 days

idk if I’m gonna make it today you guys

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

24 days

ugh woke up alive again

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

regal af 🥰

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

8 days

look my son gave me a flowr….. then asked me for money. 🥲

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

19 days

oooo sparkly

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

9 days

the geese are honking outside again…

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

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update

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

think I’ll go with the name gwen (as in stacy) for my new girl. trite? perhaps… but cute like her 🕸️

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

20 days

ed asner like: “if I can’t see her she can’t see me”

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

19 days

time to hit the hard stuff

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

your twitter love display is cringey af and everyone is laughing at you anyway have a nice day

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

11 days

welp I’m losing my office at work. 🥲 no more door now people will talk to me

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

k ima go sing now

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

oh.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

adding to my will that when I pass I would like my body lovingly displayed on a stake in the front yard

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

time for soup

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

oh shit I think I ordered a new couch yesterday haha I’m so silly

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

kinda just wanna go home and hold my jumping spider n tell her bout my day

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

17 days

building furniture while high

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

hey did you guys know that if you put a conch shell to your ear you’ll look like an idiot

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

20 days

I ordered ed asner and my dragon baybay some new better quality leashes so we can go on more adventures. stay tuned

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

10 days

look how handsome my boy ed asner is in his new harness 🥰 (dont judge my laundry shirt)

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

guess I’ll do some stupid cross stitch

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

29 days

not quite the right fit for ed asner but we’ll find one

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

festive. as. fuck. ⚽️

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

17 days

my blood type? I prefer virgin

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

never doubt humanity’s ability to ruin any and every thing. even tiny hippos. 😑

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

15 days

…………. so we’re about to be swept … by the white sox. ….. …I… i just…… ⚾️….. #RepTheHalo 😑

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

28 days

laura loomer is only 31? … oh.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

oooo guess what I get to dissect another spider skin

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

2 months

oh yeah i forgot i took a picture of Patches now that he/she has hardened up after the latest molt … them knees tho 🕷️🕸️🖤🤍

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

I made sparkly nails 💅🏻 ✨

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

🥰

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

I think ima spend the day writing music 🎵 ✍🏻

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

14 days

don’t even try to bother me while I’m in my feather cocoon

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

13 days

oh. ok then 😔

☠️Daddy Bones☠️

@UpBeatSkeletor

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Thanks

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

my almost 13 year old son just asked if I could play “everybody wants to rule the world” by tears for fears as we were driving in my car in front of god and everybody.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

last night my chorus-mates kept hounding me about why I don’t smile so I told them ‘well because I’m unhappy’ and they laughed and laughed and laughed I’m so funny

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

my exotic animal tik and/or tok account now has 12 followers I’m about to be rich

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

10 days

what if jimmy carter is immortal because god has a peanut allergy

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

cool so glad i had to battle unnecessary freeway traffic so that you bozos could gawk at a fucking tow truck, real neat, awesome even

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

2 months

me and @jasonjasonsons fighting over whose peepee is bigger (mine)

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

someone’s trying to kill me

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

9 days

time to make enchiladas

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

18 days

i am………. ….. ……uncomfy.

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Jojo Siwa for LadyGunn Magazine.

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

you see, I was in a terrible accident and now I am only an eye

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

22 days

::stops gas pump at $30.02:: why am i even alive

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

my baby boy just got his first bass because he’s turning 13 on Monday. I’m verklempt 🥲

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

how many chewable kids advil can I have idk I just ate like 20

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

fun fact just tried to go grab lunch but got a call from my daughters school that she needs an entire new outfit because she fell in a mud puddle so guess what I’m doing instead

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

2 months

what if we all just stfu

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

28 days

gotta be at the soccer field at 8am so obviously i should severely alter my body with poisons and stay up as late as possible that way i can bitch about it tomorrow

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

21 days

so cool that i worked nonstop all day and still didn’t finish everything but BYE

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

11 days

you disrobe your pants for the first time n then I’m like ‘gooodness 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴’

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

if only this happened in rl

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

22 days

i get to dress up like one-a them bridgerton hos for a halloween mystery party at my uncles house did they get wasted on vodka punch back then? well they will now

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

time to change my nails to match my babygrrs soccer team colors for the game tomorrowwww ⚽️💪

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

oh

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

11 days

the dude taking my office does NOT get to have my pineapple thumbtacks tho oh no he does not

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

2 months

golly it feels great to be the member of a gang

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

1 month

hey who wanna do the electric slide 🎵 let’s go

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

21 days

time to imbibe

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

9 days

moving my stupid things to my stupid new cubicle

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

15 days

look at this chubby rascal I found under my sweatshirt

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

15 days

my neck is a big tube of flesh filled with tight packed gravel

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

16 days

national daughter day? hell yeah

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

27 days

i got a spider for my ear

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

23 days

nebula, my freshly molted dominican purple… that I can finally for sure call a SHE 🥰 👏 her legs are a bit derpy cuz she’s tired and soft

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

9 days

I tried brie just now for possibly the first time and it tasted like air tf is this

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

17 days

ed asner enjoys swaddles

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

10 days

babe would you still love me even if I turned into a flesh eating streptococcus bacterium and entered your blood stream thru a paper cut only to multiply and invade your vital organs with life-threatening sepsis yes or no

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells

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holy smokes it’s hard to drive with your eyes closed

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𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜

@jurassicjells