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@jupitereturn

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99% reformed stan | 26 | she/her | leo

Joined April 2011
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@jupitereturn
kate
3 months
don’t react even mildly emotionally to what he says just super flatly be like “that’s really weird to say man” like do what u can to steer him away from thinking that that’s normal without giving him the reaction he wants (upset)
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3 months
im so serious how do i stop my brother from going down the racist misogynistic incel pipeline because hes really young and already is repeating really racist and sexist shit he's seen online
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kate
3 months
OR u can also seriously engage with it and ask questions about the logic, since there usually isn’t one and he’s not young enough YET to justify reasonings for himself. if he gets combative circle back to calling it “bizarro behavior” or whatever to bully the IDEA, not him
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kate
3 months
works for me on trump adults, figure it has to work for kids too
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kate
5 years
@codyko cody ko walked so harry styles could run
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kate
4 years
@jameelajamil @g4ys0n someone told u “nice skin” and u gave them a fuckin monologue about how nice skin is afforded by privilege but ur really gonna sit here and say that as if therapy isn’t the exact same privilege ?? wrap it up, log off, it’s time
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kate
5 years
@netflix took y’all 2 years to realize u should’ve listened to the professionals you consulted with prior to season 1 even being released?
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kate
5 years
@codyko i’ll pay for her to get her vision checked it’s ok
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kate
5 years
@SJSchauer god u really said “imma be horny on verified main” and i kinda gotta respect it
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kate
5 years
@codyko how dare you make me listen to this
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kate
5 years
@codyko yeah we all know ur a slytherin
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kate
4 years
why do y’all get so weird about who the “real” villain is on hsm i’m saying this as a sharpay fan from the start she was my halloween costume like twice but shE WAS DEFINITELY THE VILLAIN
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@jupitereturn
kate
9 years
@Michael5SOS YES PANIC AT THE DISCO
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kate
5 years
@codyko cody give me my credit RUN ME MY BREAD
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller GIVE ME A REASON NOEL
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kate
5 years
channeling shawn mendes and camilla cabello
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller NOEL IM GOING TO END YOU
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller ur always cody ko’s boy but he’s never noel miller’s boy :///
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kate
8 years
@Starbucks @Calum5SOS wow if only it was that easy for me to get hired
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kate
5 years
@codyko cody leak ur background rn i have to know
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kate
5 years
@Brittany_broski 🥺 that’s cute @tinymeatgang @codyko @thenoelmiller put her on the podcast NOW
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kate
4 years
@codyko let’s take it one step further and just stop breathing in general 👍🏻
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller I ALREADY SENT YOU CORN ON THE COB BUT INSTEAD OF THE CORN BONE ITS A DILDO. UR THE ONE WHO DIDNT “WANT IT”
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kate
5 years
oh also? i face cody his old merch. he was truly at a loss for words he didn’t know they still sold it and i asked him to venmo me back
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kate
5 years
@codyko the editing was fine y’all just like complaining
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kate
5 years
noel miller deserves EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT.
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kate
7 years
@GordonRamsay i can't believe gordon ramsay has beef with a muppet
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kate
5 years
before vs. after bc i wanted @codyko to smile :/
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kate
4 years
@thenoelmiller my first thought was “we packin tampon pistols”
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kate
5 years
i can’t believe tmg got to meet THE kate codykold
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5 years
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kate
4 years
noel and aleena when they first met
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kate
5 years
@codyko @dannygonzalez can i get uhhhhhhh one tmg x danny collab please
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kate
5 years
got her beggin for that nut, call it whipped cream
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kate
4 years
THANK U ELMO 🥺
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kate
5 years
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kate
5 years
LET ME TELL U BOUT THE DRIP CREDIT CARD CHARGED UP HOPE MY MOM DONT FLIP
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kate
4 years
cody has literally become the influencer he used to make fun of in vids or shit talk on the pod
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kate
8 years
@Arzaylea @AndreaRussett lmao when Luke tries to drop u again n u gotta make it look like you actually are a fan of his band 😁
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kate
5 years
imma delete this probably but hello. i’m Comfy.
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kate
8 years
fuck every single third party voter and fuck every single person who wrote in "harambe" or some shit. this is not a joke and this is on you
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kate
5 years
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kate
5 years
day 1: we start off in a pretty rough place
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kate
4 years
“shE WAS AMBITIOUS SHE WAS TRYING TO GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE AND BE AN ACTRESS” ok and ? does that change the shitty things she did and the way she treated people NO she is a cautionary tale about too much ambition being a bad thing
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kate
4 years
troy: did not show interest in sharpay from the first movie and had a literal gf for the other two sharpay: i’m gonna MAKE HIM LOVE ME ! sharpay: sabotaged and bullied other students bc she couldn’t handle not having her way or playing lead
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kate
5 years
i don’t have words just know i love this
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kate
4 years
i didnt get one of the tmg toreba shirts so i made my own.... As one does
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kate
4 years
@jarvis God Forbid people make videos on the same topic 😔 we all CLEARLY know only one commentary youtuber per topic
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kate
5 years
@SJSchauer IM SORRY THE WHAT
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kate
4 years
my little me from animal crossing pocket camp 🥰
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kate
5 years
rated PG (Pretty Gay)
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kate
5 years
i’m really excited to become cody’s least favorite person
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kate
4 years
this is literally my favorite video of shane everyone shut the fuck up no one i ever drink with has this energy
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kate
5 years
noel miller being Hot and Powerful
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kate
5 years
this is where cody ko lives thank u very much
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5 years
What is the use of this tiny pocket on your jeans?
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kate
5 years
@chrissyteigen fuck sweet potato pie chrissy
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kate
4 years
“troy’s the real villain in the second movie bc he used her family’s connections” he didn’t ASK FOR THAT ??? HE DIDNT SEEK IT OUT ??? SHE GAVE THAT TO HIM TO GUILT HIM INTO SPENDING TIME WITH HER WHY ARE YALL DEFENDING THAG BEHAVIOR
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kate
5 years
noel miller, getting ready to fight for gay rights (2019)
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kate
8 years
@imjennim wouldn't all the languages in the world include animal languages? 👀👀
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kate
5 years
i don’t know who is naming these dogs but they’re doing a great job
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kate
4 years
made a couple tmg patches and then a hoop for miss @noelandko 😌
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller alexa how do i delete someone else’s account
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kate
8 years
moodboard for every day of 2017 ✨
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kate
5 years
i’m bisexual i’m single and i like attention what’s up #endofdecadeLGBTQ
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kate
10 years
OH MY GOD TED AND ROBIN TED AND ROBIN TED AND ROBIN YES YES YES YES YES #HowIMetYourMother
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kate
4 years
y’all jenna wasn’t “bullied off the internet” and her leaving isn’t “toxic cancel culture at it again” she made a choice and decided that was the best way she could fully hold herself accountable for her actions and past behavior. she made her own choice
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kate
3 years
hasantwt LET ME IN !!!!! #hasantwtselfieday #2Yil821
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kate
5 years
day 1: we start off in a pretty rough place
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kate
5 years
I JUST CAME OUT TO MY DAD AHHHHH :’)
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5 years
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kate
6 years
moodboards: #youngblood edition ❣️
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kate
5 years
i just got off work so i look like ass and my mirror is DIRTY but miller motor sports be like: comfie #MillerMotorSportsCrew
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kate
5 years
@codyko why.... would almost 200 people like this. for what reason
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kate
5 years
✨ v day e girl ✨
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kate
5 years
@codyko no chef
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kate
5 years
tmg are my emotional support morons
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kate
5 years
no one: tmg: y’all hear i eat pussy? bc i do. i eat pussy. love me some. love eating pussy,
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kate
4 years
hello i took more selfies today bc i can’t stop Feelin Myself
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller i’m screenshotting all ur tweets now at the end of the year i will have a movie in theaters of all the dumb shit u say. it’s called Tweeted and Deleted. gofundme link coming soon
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kate
5 years
ARREST THAT MAN! HES TOO ATTRACTIVE!
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kate
5 years
i constantly think abt the time cody said “oh an internal monologue i’ve never had that before” heavily implying that cody has never had a singular thought. love that for him.
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kate
5 years
oh ALSO ALSO? noel genuinely was cheesin in the pic he took w my mom that’s not fair
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kate
4 years
cody ko shut the fuck up challenge
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kate
5 years
my hair is a different color but i do have a face as i rep One (1) fucking moron
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kate
5 years
i gotta properly edit these but who gave these idiots pyro
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kate
7 years
@GUBLERNATION yeah a thumbs up is actually a real hardcore gang symbol honey 👍🏻
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kate
4 years
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kate
5 years
SIR COKE IS A BETTER PURCHASE. I CAN USE COKE. I CANNOT USE A SHIRT THAT Y’ALL WILL PROBABLY THROW AWAY I FUCKING HATE HIM
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kate
5 years
ok so i’m going to remain convinced this is broke bitch in its baby form. the concept is so similar, the flow feels similar, it has a similar bar. i’m callin it. that’s it. it’s called.
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller i’m glad you came back 10 hours later to correct it i couldn’t understand it before
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kate
5 years
@thenoelmiller i’m screenshotting all ur tweets now at the end of the year i will have a movie in theaters of all the dumb shit u say. it’s called Tweeted and Deleted. gofundme link coming soon
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kate
5 years
noel is a tough person to stan
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kate
5 years
the fact that codys character had no lines and still gave off gay energy. he does it with EVERY CHARACTER he plays. i love it for him
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kate
5 years
every character cody plays has gay energy
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kate
5 years
did i make cody ko and cody ho in the sims? perhaps
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kate
6 years
@korndiddy please refrain from eating bulbasaur
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kate
3 years
on noels subreddit when they asked why he’s bald
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kate
4 years
spot the difference
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kate
5 years
i wanted to wait for the new years pics but i’m too excited abt my outfit to not share my shitty dressing room pic :/ i’m hot y’all
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