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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

8 months

thread of threads !! (99% kuroken)

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

THIS PART???????? KUROKEN IS SOOOOO CUTE

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

this goes so hard

jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

kenma is like the makima of haikyuu

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

he’s a gossipy mfer

kiko (surfs up fan)

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6 months

They should’ve never given me an office job I already started two rumors.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

my favourite…? (gets mad)

nelyo. FREE 🇵🇸

@batmanarchism

7 months

enough bad characterization on the tl what's the most in-character thing ur fave has ever done

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

miwa referring to tobio as “my baby brother!!!!” and people thinking he’s a toddler and are shocked to see 6’2” two-time olympian MAN

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

whenever I type 👁👁 I am always imagining this kenma fyi

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

i feel like kenmas parents dont really understand kenmas job so theyre all like "how's your little youtube thing going? do you need to borrow any money? 🥺🥺" meanwhile kenma has like 70 million subs

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

bokuto about kuroken

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

4 months

kagehina/hinakage 3rd yrs “kageyama…you're crushing me,” shoyo grunts, under the weight of tobio’s body. he’d usually be the first one up at training camp, jostling the younger members to gently wake, but since tobio runs cold it seems

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

no what the hell is their problem they didn’t even need to add this part this is just SO GAY

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

isnt it crazy that kuroo is canonically hot????? like ofc we know but OTHER PPL IN THE SERIES THINK HE'S HOT?????? THATS CRAZY

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 months

when you and your bestie share a futon so his bed head is contagious……

HAIKYU!! EN

@Haikyu_EN

2 months

Exclusive clip of “HAIKYU!!: The Dumpster Battle! Now available in theaters: 🎟️ Tickets:

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

I love it when fics and art are all like "FAMOUS KODZUKEN AND FAMOUS JVA WORKER KUROO TETSUROU!! KUROKEN POWER COUPLE!!" but lets be real,,,,,,,office worker kuroo is NOT famous,,,,,he's just some guy (affectionate)

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

THE WAY KENMA ALWAYS HIDES BEHIND KUROO BC HE KNOWS HE’LL BE SAFE WITH HIM I CANT

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

baby kuroken so cute😭😭😭😭

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

the ex third years used to bully him and call him doe eyed, silky hair, button nose beautiful boy 😔😔😔

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

"peak character design" and it's just a boy that looks like a girl

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroo is born to "haiiiii :3333 ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა♡ ヾ(o゜_,゜o)ノ" but is forced to "as per my last email,"

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

nsfw kuroken cant do backshots bc kenma will bury his face in the pillow to muffle himself and kuroo is constantly stopping and pulling out to make sure kenma isn’t suffocating 🤕🤕

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

nsfw rough with the way kuroo acts in public, (holding doors open for strangers, helping old ladies load their groceries) kenma thought he’d be nice in bed, but (un)fortunately for him, kuroo is the exact opposite. on his knees kenma weakly shudders from his second orgasm,

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

imagine being kurokens kid and ur complaining to ur parents about how hard it is getting a job and dad #1 is all like "uh 🤓☝️ i started making an income at age 16 and then started my own company at 19" (has never worked a normal job just became famous quick) and dad #2 is "i

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

kuroo will talk shit about people he doesn’t like behind their back but when he’s face to face with them he acts all nice and friend like

kisz ⚢

@himejoher

5 months

We need to start headcanoning characters with inherently negative traits guys please its sm more fun 😭

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

4 months

has this already been done

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

"I-had-a-sex-dream-abt-you," kuroo blurts out, in one breath as soon as he hears the familiar 'click' of kenma picking up the phone. "kuro,,,its 4am,," kenma mumbles, the cute tilt in his voice that means he's definitely scowling. "but I had a /sex/ dream about you, kenma." +

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

4 months

krkn “kuro, cut that out, i’m trying to make dinner,” kenma snaps, trying to bat the clingy alpha away. it doesn’t work, his nose is buried deep in the crook of the omegas neck, his back hunched over almost comically. “cant,” he mummers, “u just smell so good.” kuroo inhales

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

kenma becoming rich and having his own house in his late teens/early twenties??? INSANE kageyama being an Olympian at 19???? INSANE hinata being a complete beginner and only playing beach volleyball for 2 years yet making a big name for himself???INSANEEEEEE

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kozume "I cant put my feelings into words so ill just bite you to show my love" kenma and kuroo "🧍‍♂️" tetsurou

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kuroo searching for one of his “lost” sweaters in kenmas drawer and stumbling across a notebook wedged between clothes. he does a quick look around, kenma only just begun his hour long shower and the kozume’s are out, so no one will know if he takes a quick peek, right?

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

8 months

i love when kuroo is so tall his head gets cut out of the panel

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kuroo having a crisis on whether or not kenma likes him back meanwhile kenma is sitting on HIS lap, wearing HIS shirt, demanding HIS affection

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

kuroo: kenma who are all these random people at our wedding? kenma: thats oomf😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

nsfw kenma tries to be cocky by going “is it in yet?” but his smugness is undermined by the fact he’s wheezing, his thighs are shaking around kuroo’s waist, and he’s pawing at his chest

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

i know a lot of ppl make kuroo out to be a delinquent but like it’s probably more canon that people think of kenma as the delinquent. like this panel + HIM CANONICALLY GETTING INTO A FIGHT IN FIRST YEAR?????

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

8 months

i think kuroo has a polaroid pic of kenma in his phone case and it’s a struggle because every time he’s in public and using his phone ppl are always like “where’d u get that rare kodzuken pc!!!”

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

not kenma using kuroos government name……he’s in TROUBLE

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

I love kuroken because its like this elite, wealthy, famous person and then just some guy.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

nsfw kenma going from pimples and blemishes on his face to the most dewy, clear skin and he doesn’t know how to tell people his secret is his best friend nutting on his face 5 days a week

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

whenever kenma posts pictures of kuroo his comments are filled with “is your husband single?” and he gets so mad he starts replying back with their ip addresses

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

every time kuroken are abt to have sex kenma goes "h-he's pulling his cock out!!!" in that stupid voice and break down laughing at his own joke while kuroo is unamused I JUST KNOW IT

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

“kodzuken you can play volleyball? you’re not going to kill yourself trying??” “holy crap, kodzukens good lol” KXJDJDDKSKSKSCJDKSJJS AND THE FACT HE DID THIS ON BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOO HES TOO POWERFUL

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

//kuroken I think kuroo's "yeah, im gonna marry my best friend" moment is in middle school, when his week long girlfriend dumped him for a taller boy and kenma was the one to quietly suggest egging her house--under his breath so lowly kuroo had to strain his ears to hear.+

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

i love this panel so much kenma looks so smug

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroo hearing people say stuff like “oh kenma is so quiet” and being so confused bc to him kenma is talking all the time?? he’s always going on abt the games he’s playing or the people around him or what others are thinking and then kuroo goes: oh. he just only talks a lot to me

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

4 months

“kuro” “iwa-chan” “tsukki” furudate said the childhood best friends WILL have cutesy nicknames

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

10 months

@mookie000 his CHEEKS!!!

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

kenma has the best faces fr

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

kuroo is so lucky to come home to kenma

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kuroo who's naturally a fast walker and kenma who's naturally a slow walker—so when they walk together kuroo always walks a little bit slower and kenma always walks a bit faster, both pushing themselves slightly out of their comfort zone to meet each other halfway

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

thinking abt kuroo who takes all the initiative when krkn first get together!! not bc kenma doesn't want to be in this relationship, but bc kuroo knows kenma struggles with overthinking. kuroo who watches kenma's hand twitch to hold the older's before stopping himself, seemingly+

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

9 months

thinking about kurokens daughter who thinks kuroo has the coolest job ever and when people go "what do you think about kenma's job? :)" she goes "kenma has a job????"

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

9 months

kuroo going "oh it's just bedhead" when people question why his hair looks like that but they don't know that the real reason is because kuroo can't stop going on down on kenma at any given chance just to feel the way chubby thighs spasm around his head and the way deft fingers

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

i cant get over kuroo telling kenma that "setters dont have to move around too much" AND KENMA HAVING TO BE ON THE COURT LONGER THAN KUROO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kenma bought them new cars but they think it was kuroos money. too bad kuroo is POOR

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

THIS LOVE CONFESSION RIGHT HERE

Lizzie 🤷🏻‍♀️

@lizziethat

1 year

what's your ship's equivalent of i love you

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

kuroken cant do pda anymore because one time kuroo kissed kenma on the lips all the sweet and kenma went "aw, ur the BEST big brother ever."

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

KENMAAAA

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

8 months

kuroo: kenma, ur sitting on my lap kenma: yeah sorry there’s just no space left on this couch kuroo: we’re the only ppl sitting here??? kenma: i said there’s NO SPACE, KURO!!!

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

9 months

kuroo: kenma, can i have a kiss? kenma: hmmmm, okay! but for a price kuroo: what's the price? kenma: two kisses!! akaashi: jesus christ can u guys do this somewhere else

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

he never outgrew this fuckass hair

MJ

@mm_jiselle

6 months

I get annoyed by shit like.. if a actress got a bob in a movie and they do a flashback to when she was little and she had a bob then too

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

nsfw one time kuroo (mid 20s) went down on kenma and MID SUCK kenma goes: “your hair is greying” anyways now kuroo has to wear a beanie when they have sex🤕

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

Lizzie 🤷🏻‍♀️

@lizziethat

1 year

what's your ship's equivalent of i love you

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

nsfw kuroken, free use + light somno Throughout middle and high school Kenma has learned to keep his window unlocked, just in case Kuro comes tumbling in the middle of the night, and Kenma is deep asleep.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

worked my way up the corporate latter to get where i am🤓☝️" (got his job though hella connections and by marrying a rich guy)

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kenma sitting on kuroo's lap on the train and kuroo just thinks kenma is being all cute!!!! but rly its because kenma knows the seats are dirty and is just using kuroo as a human chair

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

11 months

thinking about kenma who used to hate sleeping when he was younger, to him sleeping was a chore, something that prevented him from spending hours in front of his tv screen. then thinking about older kenma who learns to love sleeping, curling against kuroo's chest, sneaking his

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroo gets his very first girlfriend in highschool and she “steals” one of the hoodies in his bedroom and the next day at school kenma is very confused to why some random girl is wearing his clothes

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

9 months

2/5 stamina…kenma i know what you are (pillow princess)

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

i feel like kuroo in college is all like "oh im not that good at video games :(" but whenever he plays with his new friends he destroys them bc his perception of being good is ruined by kenma forever

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

this is so bad sorry

jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

those barbie posters with “this kenma is a CEO!” and “he’s kuroo.”

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

9 months

kenma: taking a pregnancy test as a joke :3 *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *comes out positive* *co

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroken

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

7 months

THEIR SIZE DIFFERENCE MAKES ME INSANE

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

I just think artist kenma who hates everything he draws and kuroo who pockets each crumpled up drawing from the trash whenever he goes over to kenma's house. he smoothes each out the best he can and places them in a photo album, dating each as best as he can, and when they get +

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

don’t get me wrong i think they’re very supportive they don’t know wtf is going one.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

kuroo does that thing where he covers the corners of sharp tables with his hand whenever kenma drops something and bends down to pick it up

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

5 months

kuroo tetsurou (17) goes "sorry i cant hang out after practice. gotta take care of the baby" and the baby in question is his tamagotchi

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

kuroo does that thing where he leans back in his chair and pats his lap twice and kenma automatically comes to sit on his lap

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

thinking abt the argument “why do ppl make kenma so small he’s literally 5’6.6” that’s around the average height for men in japan.” BUT HES NOT AROUND NORMAL PEOPLE HES AROUND ATHLETES WHO CONSIDER ANYTHING UNDER 6’0 TO BE SHORT 😭😭😭 BRO IS TINY

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

shapeshifter kenma whose cat form is so tiny he can fit in the hoods of kuroo's sweaters, sleeping there while kuroo goes about his day. but in true cat fashion, whenever he's tired of being carried around by kuroo he will shift back into human form, and make kuroo topple over😭

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

kuroo to kenma

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroo gets his license and goes to pick up kenma to celebrate and kenma immediately gets in the backseat and kuroo is all like "?????????????"

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

Kuroo puts a Polaroid picture of him and kenma in his phone case to subtly show them off and kenma goes “I can do it better” and wears a sweater with a blown up picture of kuroos face on it.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

big believer that kenma proposes to kuroo but kuroo has a /feeling/ abt it happening so in all the proposal pics it’s kuroo in a three piece suit looking his best and kenma in a valorant t shirt

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kenma when he gets a certain amount of popular eventually has to hire bodyguards whenever he goes out and there's been MULTIPLE incidents of his bodyguards tackling kuroo for being too close bc they think he's some Random Guy

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

"peak character design" and it's just a boy that looks like a girl

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

TO MEEEE this is the ultimate i love you. the way throughout this whole game kenma’s mind is constantly observing and weighing his best options and then when he sees kuroo all his thinking just stops bc he knows that kuroo has and always be there for him

Lizzie 🤷🏻‍♀️

@lizziethat

1 year

what's your ship's equivalent of i love you

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kuroo drinks like there’s no tmr and kenma smokes like he wants to see god

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

kenma’s ex bfs telling him that no one is willing to put up with “prince like attitude” and then kenma ending up with kuroo would treats him like royalty everyday <3

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

4 months

and shoyo…well he doesn’t hate it. the way tobio hikes his leg over shoyos own is a comforting weight. he pushes fingers through tobio’s hair, and thinks he doesnt mind it when he’s being clingy.

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

kuroo probably dropped a confession letter in kenma’s backpack but when kenma didn’t say anything kuroo took it as a rejection AND MOPPED. but it was bc kenma didn’t even check the bottom of his bag until months later

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

1 year

Lizzie 🤷🏻‍♀️

@lizziethat

1 year

what's your ship's equivalent of i love you

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

fem kenma would be so cute!!! she’s a little careless about how she has a skirt uniform and is always bending down to pet cats and kuroo is /freaking out/ and standing behind her all worried trying to make sure she doesn’t flash anyone while also trying to ignore her thighs +

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

kuroo introducing kenma to volleyball, kuroo taking extra time to teach lev how to refine his blocks, kuroo giving tsukki advice mid game, kuroo calming shibiyama down UGH THAT MAN IS SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO HOT

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

kenma always talks in his sleep and its usually nonsense, one kuroo likes to listen to when he cant sleep and report back to kenma on what he said when he's conscious. but one night as kenma talks in his sleep he mummers out a soft "marry me" and thats how they engaged

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

11 months

nsfw | trans kenma (afab language) “Ah, Kuro, I'm still sore,” Kenma whines, batting wandering hands away from his cunt. Kuroo quickly pulls his hand away, although his mood isn't deterred, instead flopping on the bed to spoon his boyfriend, kissing his neck and shoulders. +

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

3 years

whenever kuroo stretches his arms above his head and a sliver of skin peeks under his shirt kenma’s head plays a “achievement unlocked” sound

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

shape shifter kenma just napping in his cat form vs kuroo spilling his water and using kenma as a mop

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

6 months

kenma’s first side business was at 11 years old charging kids in his class 5 dollars for him to beat whatever level they were stuck on in whatever game

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jupiter

@jupiter_loves

2 years

kozume “my stomach hurts” kenma and kuroo “hey tummy!😡😡 knock it off!!! stop hurting my kenma👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿” tetsurou

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