Frat guy: what’s your costume?
Me: oh from a show I like
Frat guy: wait is it anime, that’s so stupid. You’re one of those😭🤢🤮
Me: oh, what’s your favorite movie/show then
Frat guy: probably haven’t heard of it but it’s the wolf of Wall Street
Wow guys, social media has changed my life drastically. To think a year ago I was sad, poor, and a disappointment to my family. Now I’m still sad, poor, and a disappointment to my family, I just have some people who watch me do it.❤️
when someone is beating me band for band so i show them my camera roll full of my family, friends, pets and the sky
(I am wealthier than they could possibly imagine)
guys just letting you know i'm going to the beach tomorrow so pls don't contact me be i'm gonna be in the water if you need anything pls contact me the day after tomorrow bc i'm gonna be at the beach tomorrow so pls don't think i'm missing or anything i'm at the beach
Guys I’m really scared does anyone know what a car smells like before it blows up? Because mine currently has an egg-like smell. Although, it could be the eggs I accidentally left here overnight
God gives his hardest battles to his toughest warriors (posting something without deleting in 5 minutes because it doesn’t resonate with who I am anymore)
🦭 this is my new favorite emoji. Look how obedient he is. The way he’s so sexy sitting there like he knows something I don’t. His charisma inspires me.