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strategic analytic connoisseur entrepreneur of all things swag

Tallahassee, FL
Joined August 2021
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1 year
I rizzed too hard
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7 months
Yummmm I love can’t elope
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1 year
Colter, you are bold.
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1 year
Photos of me and friends
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1 year
nah this is just too much😭
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11 months
My horny ass could never work at a bowling alley
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1 year
I think I’ve actually made up my mind that I’m ready for a committed relationship now. Where my munches at?
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11 months
this is the best day of my life
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11 months
My butt is so big that it literally has a gravitational force. That’s where the haters come from.
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9 months
Me when the function has capitalism
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11 months
I hacked Twitter and made sure only pretty people can see this tweet
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4 months
Accidentally threw my bands in the water.
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8 months
Frat guy: what’s your costume? Me: oh from a show I like Frat guy: wait is it anime, that’s so stupid. You’re one of those😭🤢🤮 Me: oh, what’s your favorite movie/show then Frat guy: probably haven’t heard of it but it’s the wolf of Wall Street
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1 year
If you have a crush on me please let me know. Not because I will reciprocate the feelings but because it’s validating for me ego
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7 months
God it’s so wet
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1 year
Yes I’ll get 100
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@juliaernst123
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7 months
Wow guys, social media has changed my life drastically. To think a year ago I was sad, poor, and a disappointment to my family. Now I’m still sad, poor, and a disappointment to my family, I just have some people who watch me do it.❤️
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@juliaernst123
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1 year
I just want a boyfriend so I can dress him up in outfits and match with me. Basically I want a real life Ken.
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1 year
If you have ever liked me romantically, please reconsider your mental state and seek help. I literally sleep with trash in my bed.
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1 year
Accepting boyfriend applications only if you look like this
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1 year
Nah because why this mf look like me on tinder
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11 months
Let’s normalize loving me and thinking about me a lot and nothing else
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5 months
Nature is so beautiful ❤️
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@juliaernst123
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8 months
Look at my professor dwag I’m gonna fail😫😫😫😫
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1 year
Guys please stop falling in love with me, it’s getting really difficult to juggle all my boyfriends.
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1 year
you call tripple A, my boobs answer.
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6 months
While my moms on the phone with car insurance Insurance company: what’s her job title My mom: influencer
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6 months
Opened two gifts this morning, they were my eyes
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1 year
I woke up from my nap to my cat doing human activities. What higher up do I tell about this
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6 months
Wedgies are actually fun
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Bros dreaming about the Declaration of Independence
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It’s my birthday.
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How the world would look if I didn’t wake up with death threats in my email
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5 months
when someone is beating me band for band so i show them my camera roll full of my family, friends, pets and the sky (I am wealthier than they could possibly imagine)
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Me if I had a boyfriend and he gave me a bucket
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1 year
I just witnessed a group of 15 men who don’t know eachother gather to play a raid in Pokémon go. It was awesome.
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1 year
Drinking while pregnant so my baby can pregame life
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1 year
Sometimes people add me in group chats thinking I won’t respond. Sometimes I’ll respond.
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Whomever is responsible for the fireworks please keep this in mind
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1 year
If katelyn and I made a bikini brand what would be a good name
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1 year
some things you can’t control but what you can control is what’s in your bank account and how fat your ass is
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@juliaernst123
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9 months
Your relationship should never be your first priority, your first priority should always be your rap career.
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9 months
Instagram banned my post cause of my caption. YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME
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11 months
I just posted my first reel on Instagram. I’m going to vomit. How do people do this without shame.
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5 months
Sometimes i believe I’m a medieval adult man trapped in a teenage girl’s body
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4 months
3 things I look for in a lover: - Skilled magician - plays outside with me - Knows everything in the world
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1 year
Help.. i gaf.
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11 months
Can everyone stop wishing me happy national girlfriends day, it’s getting really hard to juggle all my boyfriends.
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@juliaernst123
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6 months
Cons: I burnt my mug in the microwave in an attempt to make tea Pros: I found out how mirrors are made
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6 months
guys just letting you know i'm going to the beach tomorrow so pls don't contact me be i'm gonna be in the water if you need anything pls contact me the day after tomorrow bc i'm gonna be at the beach tomorrow so pls don't think i'm missing or anything i'm at the beach
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1 year
Please stop posting with your significant other. Please think of me.
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1 year
You shake your ass for a living, I shake my ass to live. We are not the same
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You guys should be welcome I didn’t post what I was about to post
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1 year
Hacked this bitches phone. gimme some of them Temptations cat treats and I’ll reveal anything you want.
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1 year
Goodbye Twitter, I’ll be taking my talents over to “threads”
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5 months
The intrusive thoughts are telling me to step in the one spot I shouldn’t
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6 months
I would never wish that on my worst enemy. Unless of course my enemy happens to be someone who I don’t like then maybe.
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To the girl working at cfa who took my order and complimented my squishmellow then became friends with me on Pokémon go. Lets get married.
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1 year
average grimace shake enjoyer.
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1 year
god gives his toughest battles (ibs) to his strongest soldiers (me)
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4 months
Guys I’m really scared does anyone know what a car smells like before it blows up? Because mine currently has an egg-like smell. Although, it could be the eggs I accidentally left here overnight
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3 months
What if I unzipped my flesh suit to reveal I’m Kate Middleton
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8 months
I've gotten zero compliments this week but somebody called me weird and gross yesterday so at least I'm getting feedback
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6 months
Please nobody tell Drake I’m a tweet and deleter.
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2 months
where is the areola borealis
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1 year
Whenever you’re feeling down just think of me. I’m probably really happy and having fun
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6 months
God gives his hardest battles to his toughest warriors (posting something without deleting in 5 minutes because it doesn’t resonate with who I am anymore)
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1 year
I haven’t pooped in 7 days.
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1 year
Me: Last night was WILD The 30 videos on my camera roll from last night:
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1 year
The difference between you and me is I would wish that on my worst enemy. Normalize being evil🙏
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I love the phrase “I’m just a girl” because it’s true. I’m just a girl.
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Dyslexia would be such a cute name for a girl
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1 year
My cat after biting a hole in my roommates MacBook resulting in me paying 400$ for repairs.
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1 year
Asking Dunkin’ Donuts to not make a drink that’s 99.98 percent milk is like asking a 3 year old to preform a quadratic equation.
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4 months
“What are you wearing for Valentine’s Day?” Your skin. I’m wearing your skin.
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4 months
I’m a chamoy pickle in a world full of temu
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I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. happy thanksgiving everyone❤️
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8 months
Pumpkin
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9 months
One of my favorite things to say to someone is “you look like you have a headache”
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1 year
i have sooo many dates on valentine’s day like i have all the dates hahaha (I have nobody)
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1 year
I classify people on if they like divergent or hunger games more
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1 year
Sorry for not tweeting yesterday, I was busy being happy and having fun.
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7 months
I just want one day where nobody talks. I think it would be cool. 8 billion people being quiet.
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5 months
🦭 this is my new favorite emoji. Look how obedient he is. The way he’s so sexy sitting there like he knows something I don’t. His charisma inspires me.
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1 year
I don’t trust people with “privacy screen protectors” they annoy me.
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1 year
I forget digital footprint still exists
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7 months
Should I get a sweet treat from the fridge or should I repent for my sims
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10 months
The only thing that made me get out of bed today was knowing today is Pokémon go fest
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11 months
Male validation is cool and all but have you guys ever tried meth
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1 year
can everyone log out rn, i need a sec alone.
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1 year
Haven’t hated in 4 minutes.. I think I’m healing❤️‍🩹
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1 year
Don’t post your fireworks. I really don’t care.
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8 months
The idea of "Netflix and Chill" has ruined everything cause what if I wanted to know what happens???
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1 year
I CANT ESCAPE
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