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CARPE DIAM - Seize The Day…Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May. Take risks, never care, and remember that tomorrow is never guaranteed. Oh and juice when you can!

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Jason Vale
9 months
Hi all, Jason here with a BIG announcement. Over the past 18 months, my team and I have been working tirelessly on something we feel is pretty special, and I am excited to finally bring you the JUICE MASTER ONE app. I have literally taken 25 years’ worth of juice cleanses and my
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Jason Vale
2 years
Never forget the sheer pantomime of it all...
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Jason Vale
2 years
Can we find out who this hero of a man is and make him a star ☺️ I think he should be the dude who interrupts the ‘influencers’ doing their thing in public places … …the bit where he calls her Jesus is genius 😅
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Jason Vale
3 years
Genuine question, what was the elbow greeting shit all about and standing 2 meters apart for ‘that’ photo? Asking for any sane people left ?
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Jason Vale
3 years
The Simpsons nailed it years ago! 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
2 years
Never forget...
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4 years
'After 12 days from the first vaccination of the AstraZeneca vaccine, you are 100% effective against hospitalisation and death' @sara_kayat shares this amazing statistic with us, which you may not have heard yet.
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Jason Vale
5 years
Does anyone know who this woman is ? Please DM me if you know as I want to create some magic for her.
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Hannah Jane Parkinson
5 years
There are so many people who need to see this. I am so angry at some people’s selfishness and idiocy. This woman, meanwhile, is amazing.
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Jason Vale
3 years
Sorry, who are the ones spreading misinformation again? Clearly it was the juice diet that did it - FFS!! STOP THE MADNESS AND TELL THE TRUTH!!!
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Jason Vale
4 years
@MattHancock Yes don’t overdo the vitamin D, fresh air and exercise whatever you do. I mean thank the lord you’re in charge of what’s best for our health. Sit in the house, when out shove a mask on to prevent proper breathing, close gyms, stop human connection and ban holidays. What a gem 💎
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Jason Vale
2 years
So incredibly sad. Remember ⁦ @theJeremyVine ⁩ it was never ‘selfish’ not to have the jab. The pressure you and many in the media put on people to ‘do the right thing’ was sickening. Jack Last died of a blood clot days after Covid jab, inquest told
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Jason Vale
1 year
@PeterHotez @voxdotcom You’re getting desperate now. You don’t ‘own the science’ ! You, yourself have got it extremely wrong over the past three years - debate him and move on? Or debate @RWMaloneMD - then you’re debating science with science ???
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Jason Vale
2 years
If you need cheering up 😂
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Jason Vale
3 years
STRICTLY NONSENSE! So a celeb is freaking out because a pro dancer they’ve been dancing with hasn’t had ‘the jab’. Some viewers are freaking out because they say, ‘the celeb has been left unprotected’ But the jab protects those who have it and vaxxed can still pass it on!
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Jason Vale
3 years
We need more people like this in the world! Be on the right side of history and SPEAK UP!!
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Jason Vale
4 years
Sorry am I missing something - are you saying the vaccine is pointless then? You do know that last summer all was ok without a vaccine and now you’re saying with one it won’t be? People are still buying into this BS - incredible!
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Jason Vale
2 years
Always trust the ‘experts’ ...FFS!
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Jason Vale
5 months
This man! @DjokerNole 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
I love this man! @DjokerNole
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Jason Vale
6 years
We take him for granted and he makes it look effortless but @GaryLineker is pretty amazing at the helm of @BBCMOTD ! Never thought it would be the same after Des, and I remover Gary’s first show, but now MOTD wouldn’t be the same without Gary. 👊🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
He is of course correct...
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1 year
Awake yet? It’s the same playbook they had for Covid 19. Mask up to the cameras but as soon as they’re switched off … Now it’s tell everyone that the world will end because of ‘man made global warming caused by CO2’ but fly around in private jets, own loads of houses and
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Jason Vale
1 year
Please watch this video. I don’t care if you’re for or against the vaccine, what matters are the facts and what they did. This is, as she states in her address, the biggest crime against humanity. …and no I will not shut up and talk about juice! 👊🏼
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Jason Vale
2 years
@Cobratate @LloydsBank Is this serious Andrew? Did they really freeze your account for just speaking out?
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Jason Vale
4 years
Spain just announced FULL lockdown until April 26th, that will be 6 weeks in total. Here you cannot exercise, walk with anyone to the shop, or even - as I found out - walk a few yards to the bin with your own child. Stay safe.
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Jason Vale
3 years
@WajahatAli You are genuinely insane and honestly get help as soon as possible!
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Jason Vale
2 years
@WayneGoodman82 Well I never did, but yes I felt the rest of the world had and could never understand how they couldn’t see it.
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Jason Vale
5 years
So sorry little one 😢 still can’t believe you’re gone. Hope you’ve found peace wherever you are 💔
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Jason Vale
3 years
@benjaminwittes A) seek help, you’re not well generally B) you do know that if you are vaccinated YOU are protected C) even if you didn’t have the vaccine you have a 99.97% survival rate (if you’re otherwise healthy) D) turn off the news!
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Jason Vale
3 years
Facebook have apparently removed this video 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
‘Afterlife’ by @rickygervais is genius but extremely hard to watch when you’ve lost someone of magnitude. You cannot feel loss of such magnitude unless you were truly blessed by having a person in your world who could leave such a gaping hole. God I miss you mum 😢
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Jason Vale
5 months
It’s what they do. No apologies, no remorse, no shame and no debate…they just block you when you call them out. Turns out mr ‘expert’ Dr Ranj, it wasn’t a conspiracy and we were right all along. Ps: it also wasn’t us putting out the ‘misinformation’ and ‘disinformation’
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Jason Vale
2 years
‘I got flu babe’ So Cher, like me at the moment, has the flu. However, unlike me, she’s somehow blaming people who don’t fancy the flu shot for her not getting the shot. She also fails to understand that even if she had the flu shot, chances are, she’d still have the flu now.
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Jason Vale
2 years
So non vaccinated players who are in the USA already can play. You don’t need to be vaccinated to watch, or be a ball person, etc etc but this insanely healthy man who poses zero risk to anyone cannot play at the US Open, can ANYWAY make any of this make any sense at all?!!!
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Novak Djokovic
2 years
Sadly, I will not be able to travel to NY this time for US Open. Thank you #NoleFam for your messages of love and support. ❤️ Good luck to my fellow players! I’ll keep in good shape and positive spirit and wait for an opportunity to compete again. 💪🏼 See you soon tennis world! 👋🏼
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Jason Vale
6 years
So this happened!! Ladies and gentlemen please meet little JJ, the new love of my life. It turns out there’s love and then there’s a whole new level of love. Blessed beyond words. Mother and baby doing well. If you’re looking for me I won’t be moving from this position ever!!
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Jason Vale
3 years
This 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
So beautifully put 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
@JamesMelville James you absolutely should post this. Hope it’s not too serious in the long term. This is why people should be free to have or not have the jab, there shouldn’t be judgement either way.
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Jason Vale
1 year
I cared. I screamed from the rooftops. I was shouted down and labeled a ‘granny killer’. I still cannot comprehend how the vast majority of people simply went along with the madness of lockdowns. They never made any sense, were unscientific and were always going to cause more
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Jason Vale
4 years
This man is the the true hero of our time 👇🏼 he does SO much ‘off radar’ for so many. He is a VERY rare human and I , for one, cannot thank him enough for what he does. 🙏
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Martin Lewis
4 years
OK my 900,000th follower was by my best reckoning @jackieapplegate and my existing follower picked at random is @jrtrauts If you would both tweet me by reply with your chosen UK registered charity. I will donate £900 to each (sometime this week when i've a moment). :)
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Jason Vale
2 years
@elonmusk @Resist_05 Elon, you honestly believe that humans can stop the climate from constantly changing, as it’s always done as it’s vital for its own survival? That surprises me tbh.
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Jason Vale
2 years
@uksciencechief Covid cannot get you if you sit down in a restaurant…but stand and wham! (Science?) Covid knows what type of meal you’re eating (science?) Covid knows if you’re in a store buying ‘non-essential items’ (science) the list goes on and on and on. Please be careful with ‘science’.
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Jason Vale
2 years
Let him play! It’s INSANE to not let one of the healthiest people on earth compete. Remember folks, if you’re vaccinated it DOESN’T stop you passing it or getting it so what possible ‘logic’ or ‘science’ is there in this decision? ⁦ @DjokerNole
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Jason Vale
2 years
@matthewdmarsden Couldn’t agree more. How it came to be is a mystery. You pay tax all of your life and then die and your kids pay 40% on all you have already paid tax on! And we’re all just ok with this. I do remember the current government running on a ‘we’ll abolish inheritance tax’ ticket!
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Jason Vale
3 years
Good point well made 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
5 years
I’m unsure why I watch this because it fucks me up every single time (and I’ve seen it now 6 times!) @rickygervais you’re an evil genius 😔
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Jason Vale
3 years
Where have all the sane people gone? Andrew, love your musicals my man, but a young healthy person not getting THE vaccine isn’t exactly the same as someone getting hammered and then driving is it? Or have you, and seemingly millions of others, lost your marbles completely?
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Jason Vale
2 years
@healthbyjames Jesus, what have they done? And by ‘they’ I mean all ‘celebs’ ‘media’ ‘doctors’ ‘big Pharma’ and members of the general public who coerced and pressured people to get the jab or else! Shame on the lot of you.
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Jason Vale
2 months
@Sacha_Lord Yes I miss the ‘good ole twitter days’ where your account would be banned if you dared to question the lockdown nonsense or the vaccine nonsense. Oh and saying that biological males shouldn’t smash women in the head for ‘sport’ would have also got you banned. Yep miss that.
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Jason Vale
3 years
This is genius, whoever put this together I salute you. If you’re ever in a restaurant and they ask for your vaxx proof, follow this lead ...
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Jason Vale
2 years
Up yours Bill! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
God she’s watched far too many block buster movies “we know you can pass this virus on just by walking passed someone else” Sorry what? Really? REALLY? Reminder 99.7% SURVIVAL rate...and that’s INCLUDING the vulnerable and WITHOUT a vaccine.
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Jason Vale
3 years
This will be seen and forgotten. No protests, no celebs calling this out, it will just be lost in Twitter land. This is disgraceful, clearly, and the police officer who zaps him and kicks him for no reason, has obviously been bullied at school.
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Jason Vale
3 years
How can one country stop the rollout over concerns of harmful side effects and yet other countries make it ‘your passport to freedom’? How is it legal in anyway to mandate a vaccine that has the potential (regardless of how small) to harm or even kill?
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Jason Vale
2 years
@DrNeilStone What is an ‘extreme’ anti-vaccine view? Is it simply anyone who dares to question THIS particular ‘vaccine’? Even if they’ve had other vaccines and promote other vaccines? I have also found those who hold extreme pro-vaccine views are believe the ‘climate catastrophe is nigh’
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Jason Vale
3 years
@rickygervais Whenever I watch this, which is often as it’s genius, I often think of the audition process: Ricky, ‘We need someone to play a little fat ginger c**t’’ Mother of said child, ‘I’ve got just the boy’ 😊
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Jason Vale
2 years
@drmeenalviz But he’s not an ‘anti vaxxer’ though is he? He even promoted the new ‘vaccine’ on GMB in 2021. He also has had vaccines himself, so your description is ‘misinformation’ - something you appear to be fighting against. He intelligently has looked at the growing evidence.
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Jason Vale
4 years
A RISK FREE LIFE IS NO LIFE AT ALL. YOU CANNOT ELIMINATE ALL RISK IN LIFE. SURVIVING LONGER ISN’T LIVING LONGER. YOU CANNOT HAVE FREEDOM OF GENUINE CHOICE WITHOUT THE FREEDOM TO REFUSE.
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Jason Vale
2 years
Finally an extremely good question on @bbcquestiontime
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Jason Vale
6 years
Ok so I know I said I wouldn’t turn my social into a ‘baby fest’ but please allow me one more ...I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT’S STUPID!!!! 💕
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Jason Vale
3 years
What changed? You are a civil servant and we’d genuinely like to know the answer. Please show any science that makes any sense with regard to a ‘vaccine passport’? If you want to introduce a digital I.D card, then do it, but don’t make everyone inject themselves with a new drug!
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Nadhim Zahawi
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@Telegraph .We have no plans to introduce vaccine passports. We have vaccinated, as of yesterday, 2,431,648 first dose and 412,167 second dose. No one has been given or will be required to have a vaccine passport. @NHSuk @Emily_JR_Lawson
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Jason Vale
2 years
Healthiest man in the world still cannot play in the US OPEN 🎾 because he hasn’t had the jab. A jab, we need to remember, which doesn’t stop you getting or passing on the virus. Ps: none jabbed people already in US can play and attend the open. @DjokerNole ‘science’ !!!
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GB News
2 years
Strict Covid rules force Novak Djokovic to miss US Open - 'What can I do?'
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Jason Vale
8 years
Ok somehow the second edition of JUICED! Magazine has been leaked. It's not out till Tuesday and will be 100% free to all. Details then 👍🏻
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Jason Vale
2 years
I see the ‘pandemic’ is over then...’Climate Change’ ...RIGHT. ON. CUE!
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Tuesday's i: "Red alert for Earth: gravest warning yet on climate change" #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday
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Jason Vale
5 years
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Jason Vale
3 years
@WalesOnline That is shocking, I mean who would wear a mask when there’s proof they’re only theatre 🎭 hey it sells papers and those lapping all of this up will no doubt be OUTRAGED! FFS!
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Jason Vale
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Some utter moron shouted ‘get vaccinated mate’ at @DjokerNole on match point. How did he respond…the perfect ace! What is most extraordinary at this stage is that there is anyone left who genuinely believes in the ‘safe and effectiveness’ of said vaccine. Djokovic G.O.A.T
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Jason Vale
3 years
Remember folks, it’s all just a conspiracy. Still asleep?
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Jason Vale
3 years
@rickygervais YES! Finally someone with a large platform speaking up. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Jason Vale
2 years
@abiroberts @DrAseemMalhotra He had to say that otherwise they’d have cut him off. He’s playing it perfectly.
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Jason Vale
3 months
@NickKyrgios Nope. He’ll be back and just had a bad day at the office. Just a tie break away from possibly the best come back in tennis history. Margins are small and remember, he made the final!!!
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Jason Vale
3 years
@sharrond62 Stay strong and I’m genuinely baffled how we’ve reached this stage?! It’s beyond parody. Also odd how the same people who were screaming ‘follow the science’ for the past two years, seem to be happy to turn a blind eye to clear biological science on this one.
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Jason Vale
5 years
@allieby Thank you! Magic will on its way ...
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Jason Vale
7 years
80's spin class with the one and only @JDonOfficial in the Juicy house! Magic moments at #juicyoasis
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Jason Vale
2 years
Master class by @susannareid100 @MattHancock , you made laws and guidelines which you clearly broke. This isn’t the main issue for me, the main point is when you broke these ‘rules’ ‘laws’ ‘guidelines’ you wasn’t scared. It was all theatre 🎭
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Jason Vale
3 years
A message from the top in Portugal @BorisJohnson and @MattHancock 👇🏼 Do you have any idea what your knee jerk, non scientific, decisions do to businesses and people? But you’re ok though right? Still being paid? Still can travel anywhere? 👇🏼
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Jason Vale
3 years
‘Get the vaccine or there will be consequences’ The vast majority of healthy people are getting the vaccine NOT because they are scared of the virus, but because they are scared they won’t be able to live due to restrictions the governments impose.
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Jason Vale
6 years
THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! Just a really quick post to say a genuine and huge THANK YOU to everyone who posted wishes of congratulations re little JJ coming into the world. I promise my social won’t turn into ‘baby fest’ normal Juicy business from here on in I promise 💕
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Jason Vale
3 years
Sums it up beautifully... I’m all ears of anyone has a sensible answer?
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Jason Vale
5 months
It really did bring out a beautiful colour in so many people. Stand for something or fall for everything. Still baffled how anyone fell for this utter BS, let alone millions of people. I would just leave it but the damage done is still being felt by millions.
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Never forget
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3 months
@JamesMelville Says it all…
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Jason Vale
3 years
@JamesMelville You know why not James, but we’re not allowed to mention it! It’s criminal, you know it, I know it and quite a few other people know it too. In years to come, everyone will know it, but for now it’s a case of scare them blind and make billions on the back of it.
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Jason Vale
4 years
...and slowly but surly sense is returning 👊🏼🇹🇷
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Jason Vale
4 years
If two fully vaccinated people can’t meet together inside, what does need to happen before two people can meet inside? AWAKE YET ANYONE?!
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Jason Vale
3 years
@theJeremyVine “quite openly” imagine such a thing Jeremy! I mean perfectly healthy people openly saying they don’t to take an emergency experimental drug - what’s the world come to! If you want to know how to respond it’s simply, “Ok cool, your body your choice” - there, sorted.
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Jason Vale
7 years
Just had the most amazing week at Juicy Oasis with this beautiful man and his team @GaryBarlow He’s kicking off his tour in the next couple of weeks and there’s no question Gary and his team are now truly tour ready!
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Jason Vale
2 years
Amazing work my friend and reaping the rewards! Juice Power 🥤 🔥
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Jason Vale
2 years
This sums up twitter beautifully @rickygervais genius!
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Jason Vale
11 months
THANK YOU CHRIS MOYLES! As I lie here at 4am, random thoughts - as always - filling my head, @ChrisMoyles popped into my head. The reason? Because as I look back now that the ‘pandemic dust’ has settled, I was thinking of those who didn’t discriminate simply because others
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Jason Vale
3 years
This is beautiful in so many ways! Reclaiming the song - yea LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE! It’s over! EVERYONE rise up and take your freedom 👊🏼👊🏼
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Jason Vale
2 years
Truly incredible how many ‘new’ things are apparently causing heart attacks...apart from the main thing which is actually causing them. RIP Science, which sadly died in March 2020.
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Jason Vale
3 years
Film yourself clapping for them on your doorstep, but your silence for when they really need your support is deafening. #together
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WalesOnline 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Care worker Louise is sobbing after losing job over the Covid vaccine. Louise refused to have the vaccine, though she hasn't ruled out having it in the future. This is the message she recorded after her last shift.
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Jason Vale
2 years
If @AmericanExpress were still sponsoring the @usopen rather than @moderna_tx , you might be playing @DjokerNole . #ripscience
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