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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

7 years

Go to basically any Garfield YouTube video with Nermal in it and go to the comments section

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

6 years

Why is everyone mad about this???? You know the alternative is just, flesh right? Did you think the curl on its head was just a swirl of flesh? Imagine just a big fleshy jigglypuff, why would you want that

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

2 years

Ok in retrospect this is so so so fucking funny now

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@jubear720

3 months

Why does this look like they’re running a set rn

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3 months

Adin Ross is my Walter Cronkite

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@XX_ANGELMUTT_XX I’m sorry My Chemical Romance

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@jubear720

2 years

@punished_cait What if the child with a dying mom has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

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dmg04

@A_dmg04

18 days

Who's ready to hop back in to Garden of Salvation?

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@jubear720

2 years

Hey guys isn’t it kinda weird that a convenience store incident involving a trans person that happened 6 years ago is very suddenly viral once again for no reason and the initial post of the video going around right now is specifically phrased so it sounds like it just happened

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

6 years

A lot of ppl telling me that Jigglypuff is a Balloon according to the Pokédex and: 1) I know 2) the Pokédex also says that Magcargo is 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s hotter than the sun

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

7 months

@Sen_Works @Megan_Nicolett this is what the guy who has voiced Kratos for nearly 20 years looks like btw

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

6 years

“There’s other materials you know” yes I do & they’d be worse!! the only acceptable ones I’ve heard are, felt/velvet/short hair. If you legit think rubber/latex/other balloonlike material stretched over a creature looking like Jigg wouldn’t still be horrifying idk what to tell ya

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1 year

@SSBMagi @taylorswift13

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3 months

@botttlerocket Like if we REALLY wanna talk about “pics that go hard” around here

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

6 years

This Is Just To Say I’d love to talk more about trans rights and the marginal tax rate but i would also I need to ask do you know how to turn on the power in Frantic Factory in Donkey Kong 64,

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@jubear720

6 years

This is merely one example but I really liked Harris’ comedic timing any time where he had a someone on the stream and instead of asking them any profound questions would just be like “so uhh I’m like stuck on this beaver mini game can you help me out”

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@jubear720

6 years

Wow!!! This tweet really took off! Anyways it’s #TransAwarenessWeek so if you’re cis and you liked this tweet you should donate money to trans folx

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@jubear720

2 months

@Joan_Atoms "I know precisely one cop who i would consider normal" is perhaps the weakest vote of confidence i've ever seen used in this argument in my entire life LMAO

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@jubear720

2 years

@TangelClappin It low key rules hahah

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@jubear720

2 years

@EuphoriTori I love the caption “Just wait until the van breaks down…🤣” like… If the van breaks down they’d go and get it repaired???? Like are vans suddenly this mysterious unfixable entity

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

7 years

@dyllburger @TomiLahren Lmao there’s absolutely no way she understands what cognitive dissonance is

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@jubear720

4 years

bravest post on this entire website, bar none

Balan Wonderworld

@balanwworld

4 years

Tell us what you've enjoyed most so far in #BalanWonderworld , go!

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@jubear720

2 years

Like it didn’t even happen in the US. Everyone just keeps a mf’in axe on them down undah for all I know dude

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

7 years

@dyllburger @TomiLahren *incredibly tomi voice* google??! Google!?? Buddy, The REAL search engine is our troops, searching out there for our freedoms!! You snowflakes just wouldn’t GET IT

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

4 years

The only NFTs I care about are Nice Fuckin Tiddies

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@jubear720

2 years

I’ve seen an entire generation of people make fun of our parents for falling for phishing emails and spam calls only to go online and say things like “BMI is a real science” with complete sincerity

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@DougPolkVids

2 years

@melanieweisner I really don't understand the baseline point here... that photo is an obese woman. Here's a reference image

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

2 years

Happy Monday to literally everyone on the planet except for whomever decided to let that Hobo Johnson tinydesk clip circulate again in the year of our lord 2023

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@jubear720

2 years

@goatedtranny Girlcock <click> nice…. dildo in pants <click> close, I’ll take that..

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@jubear720

10 months

@oxalisnebula Based on my Grindr DMs it’s GOTTA be “exotic”

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@jubear720

6 years

@ArodoraaLP I know there are other materials in the world, I’m speaking more on terms of organic materials since jigglypuff doesn’t really look like a man-made Pokemon. Jigglypuff being made out of latex would be legit scary! I agree that anything else would’ve looked weird as well though.

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@jubear720

9 months

@bbfeebee I think about this every day

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5 months

@SoliSolstice See if you can get an adderall script by showing the view count on this tweet to a doctor

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@jubear720

2 years

Anthony Fantano Divorce era

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1 year

@droobis Finally they made Music you can Smell 😤

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

1 year

Wow I can’t believe Magic the Gathering is putting together a fucking WEEZER collab?!?!?! Google search “WotC Pinkerton” for more info!!

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@jubear720

3 years

This is how they make pasta at olive gard n 🤢 *I show you a video revealing that pasta is hard before they boil it in water, the TikTok gets 10388483893992944832474775673 views*

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@jubear720

3 months

DUDE. CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

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@CNN

15 years

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

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@jubear720

3 years

I find it funny that the talent agency doesn’t want the game on PC, presumably cuz the modding scene could compromise the appearance of their actor, yet they somehow signed off on him being on what is perhaps the world’s most easily-goatse-photoshoppable game cover of all time

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@jubear720

3 years

The time stamp on this is the funniest part bar none

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@jubear720

2 years

The last season of Riverdale’s plot is so disturbingly close to the plot of Homestuck

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@jubear720

3 months

@SoliSolstice This is more or less exactly what I categorize as Midwest, this tracks

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@jubear720

2 years

@StopTweetingMia He gets some points for honestly but negative infinity points for conjuring some of the worst sentences in the human English language

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@jubear720

2 years

@StacyCaySlays *slams fist on table* Women are allowed to be annoying!!!!

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@jubear720

2 years

Lotta people use this app wrong (being mean to women) instead of using this app right (posting about gay sex)

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@jubear720

3 years

If JK Rowling hates trans people why did she allow the Harry Potter Lego figure to so easily swap on the Hermione Lego figure’s hair, allowing me to create an OC named Sarah growing up that I got WAY too heavily invested in back in 2002 which says SO much about me now oh god oh g

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@jubear720

2 years

@Dansplainer KEN REDEMPTION ARC LETS GOOOO

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@jubear720

6 years

@MsRCDMatthews I think the lighting in this particular scene is making it look yellowish, I’m sure it’s actually pink in the movie!

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@jubear720

2 years

@FemboysOOC Half off even

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@jubear720

3 years

It’s gonna be two straight hours of the most absolutely transphobic shit imaginable

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

3 years

A British Version of Saturday Night Live is in the works

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@jubear720

1 year

This is precisely why the new generation of twitter sucks absolute ass the fact that this “”fan”” account can log in with a blue check & the name “Studio Ghibli” & post AI fucking art could only be more perverse if they printed this out, shit on it & mailed it to Miyazaki himself

Anime Aesthetics

@anime_twits

1 year

I beg you Miyazaki 🥹

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jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

10 months

@cisgenderhaver Everything Else Considered this alone serves as a good case study for why the Lex six posts a month limit + short post length is actually a GOOD thing. Imagine if this person posted on the main timeline like this lmfao

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@jubear720

2 years

@ByYourLogic Isn’t that the guy who shit his pants and passed out in a Lowe’s last week

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@jubear720

2 years

OH AND AND AND a character that had spent previous seasons with their soul stuck inside of a puppet came to life and I. AM. NOT. JOKING. This is a thing that happens in Riverdale not in Homestuck

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@jubear720

2 years

an evil demon dooms present day by making a comet strike earth . The gang and their time-traveling friend create a quantum loop of realities so they can cycle through enough centuries to fix the present. Oh And then the other one has two characters name Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff,

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@jubear720

7 months

@TungusBusko they get a cruel, cruel victory and IMMEDIATELY go mask-off.

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@jubear720

2 years

@estro_gwen Also this is maybe way too much cursed jules Deep Lore but I’ll always hate the Lizzie Borden case because when I was in high school our AP Civics class had to do a mock trial on it where I was on the defense team and T*mi L*hren was on the prosecution team

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@jubear720

6 years

Hehe if MIDI is so good then why haven’t they made a MIDI 2 *someone taps me on the shoulder, passes me a note* ah beans

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@jubear720

2 years

@TroubledHonky *taps the sign*

jules 🐀 || jubear.bsky.social

@jubear720

2 years

Lotta people use this app wrong (being mean to women) instead of using this app right (posting about gay sex)

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@jubear720

3 months

@bbfeebee I went off on a whole tangent about this post lolol but it honestly reads like someone who has never faced even the slightest amount of adversity in their entire life until the moment they started transitioning and are frustrated that it requires any effort beyond hormone therapy

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@jubear720

1 year

@Lesbian_cxnt I think the storytelling helps illustrate her point so well. I think we, for better or for worse, romanticize so many different aspects of transition (surgery, hormones, “passing”) in ways that end up overlooking these base needs that don’t really get talked about on this level

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@jubear720

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@PackBenPack “What used to be a rush of garden hose” is a Brolin lore-dump that I was absolutely unprepared for

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@jubear720

1 year

@SoliSolstice hey now don’t diss jerkin it it’s a cheap and victimless thrill

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@jubear720

3 years

The “wow this is giving me strong persona vibes” schtick whenever u hear jazz music but instead it’s “wow this is giving me strong shin megami tensei vibes” whenever I see a penis

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@jubear720

11 months

@Joan_Atoms This used to happen a lot more often than once a year but then the Wokes ruined it

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@jubear720

7 years

Brian..... thank you..

Pigeons & Planes

@PigsAndPlans

7 years

It's official, Rich Chigga has changed his name to Brian. He dropped a new song called "See Me" to mark the occasion:

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@jubear720

2 years

The W-52s

The B-52s

@TheB52s

2 years

Dear fellow citizens, We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

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@jubear720

1 year

@h0mmelette Gf and I have been repeating this tweet to each other all weekend. All weekend

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@jubear720

8 years

SOUTH DENMARK

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@jubear720

2 years

Looking away from you during sex to reduce lag from rendering your entire model

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@jubear720

6 years

@ElNeatoBandito i'm pretty sure this is more specifically in regards to the farmers that will be receiving the 12 billion in bailouts

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@jubear720

6 years

So my sister photoshopped herself into a pic with Justin Bieber like, ten years ago and I’m just finding out that my mother earnestly framed a photo of it

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@jubear720

2 years

@Dauragon Throwing in casuals at parties so your friends don’t get annoyed by you, going 0-2 in IRL tournaments. Literal Purgatory

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@jubear720

16 days

@Progchamps Cis women chasers reading this…. Hello,

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7 years

@evepeyser @Fired4Truth Same

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1 year

Pink Gold Arlo

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@jubear720

1 year

President Xi Jinping please help my family I live in America and they are forcing us to deal with whatever the fuck this shit is

CNBC Now

@CNBCnow

1 year

BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Biden's student loan forgiveness plan

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@jubear720

8 months

@shonenknives to be fair the entire planet is "an app for boys"

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@jubear720

3 years

@stacycay One time someone told me that me being transgender is “like having anorexia” because everyone online was telling me I was brave and happy but I was actually ruining my body and like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

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@jubear720

3 years

People really be like “omggg I don’t wanna play animal crossing my villagers will be mad for not saying hi in one year lolll 😭” but do the same thing to their real ,life friends. makes you think. Sent from my iPhone

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@jubear720

2 years

This is how I run when it’s Free Pussy Day at the Pussy Factory

Dexerto

@Dexerto

2 years

Temple Run in Unreal Engine 5 goes hard

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2 months

You have to say something nice to me!!

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2 years

@StacyCaySlays I’m so sorry your parents deleted your doorframe

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2 years

@erosatrophy U gotta swoop tf in there

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1 year

@destinytrack

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@jubear720

4 years

Buried lede in the Evergiven story is it drew a dick and balls immediately before getting stuck

John Scott-Railton

@jsrailton

4 years

OH NO: misfortune's unerring aim touched #EVERGIVEN 's track as it departed the designated anchorage and steamed into the Canal. (innocent, but terrible luck) Source:

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@jubear720

5 years

Here’s a breakdown of the impeachment process!

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@jubear720

4 years

yes and

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@jubear720

5 months

@h0mmelette The “load-bearing” tweet is really just an open-ended invitation to engagement farm

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@jubear720

2 years

I hate that I knew exactly where this was when I saw it

Joce (●´⌓`●)

@BombermanHero

2 years

Anybody wants something from the jrpg world map tacobell?

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2 years

Finally looked up that “Mahjong” game I see y’all mfs talkin about 🤨

Otoko Cross: Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site

Buy Otoko Cross: Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

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@jubear720

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@Progchamps Sometimes we gotta let a girl cook ya know

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@jubear720

7 years

tomi lahren became student council president senior year despite really nobody recalling voting for her

Katie Notopoulos

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7 years

What was “the incident” in your high school?

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8 years

Don't Ever Talk To Me Or My Son Again

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@jubear720

1 year

@TungusBusko If I wasn’t vehemently against the idea of torturing 10 innocent women I’d be on board

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@jubear720

2 years

Oh no uhhhh I just heard from uh… I have insider news that uh oh Twitter is gonna die. Again. Tonight. So we all gotta post nudes on main again like we did last night but I fell asleep so I didn’t see any of them. But we gotta do it again today. Cuz Twitter is dying for real thi

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1 year

We don’t have to do this y’all. Just like. Get organized. Have gay sex. Start a punk band. Learn about “artisanal pickling” from the local fae/faer in combat boots that smells weird in a way that reminds you of home. Have gay sex. Drink more water. Have gay sex