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@jstoner44
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We won but at what cost? 1100 bucks
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Broncos vs Bears has been flexed to 11pm on the food network this week.
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3 years
I can’t believe we have to work on @PatrickMahomes birthday
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Eric Benemy showing up to the reciever room in Vegas.
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This guy knows how to party.
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4 years
Tribute to the strongest part of KC!
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5 months
I pondered this orb for like 20 minutes last night.
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5 months
That’s a gun thing not a down town thing for the record.
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1 year
Not sure why they have the raiders draft room so far from union station.
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@jstoner44
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4 years
I’m tremendous with words and being delicate. Here is my summary of how KC being portrayed now because a few idiots. You can build 1000 homes and fuck one goat and nobody is going to call you a home builder.
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This the last thing drywall sees before it gets holes punched in it.
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2 years
Both chargers fans are being incredibly annoying today.
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3 years
One of these dudes knocked out the factor tonight 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
My littles scored big.
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3 years
I’ll say GHEA before I say Kels. #ChiefsKingdom
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4 years
11 years ago today Luke Hochevar pitched an 80 pitch complete game and I thought I was watching a future ace.
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@jstoner44
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4 years
This look like the kind of bumpkin that would boo and yell just play football during a peaceful moment of silence? Cause it is. Fuck this guy and the others like him. #trash
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@jstoner44
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5 years
#chiefs kingdom is ready.
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2 years
Mom is at peace now. Thanks for all the love guys. Here a pic of happier times.
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3 years
Absolute unit of a budy the elf.
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2 years
Creed still good Incase anyone curious. @creed_humphrey
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3 years
Which one of you armatures is this?
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4 years
Some prankster hung a raiders flag in my tree.
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5 years
This bar I’m San Diego is Litterally giving away tank 7 beer. I might die.
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2 years
He hurt my feelings.
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9 months
Bundys!
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3 years
The next wave of fans is enthusiastic ❤️
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2 years
If you look up Claycomo on Wikipedia this has to be the picture that comes up.
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@jstoner44
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5 years
I’ve been called many things but nothing more accurate than this title. I will be updating my work outlook with this.
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1 year
Stayin warmish
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2 years
Let’s get good and primed
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4 years
These monolith’s popping up everywhere.
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1 year
Kid put this on her IG and nobody is going to be able to tell me shit for a month because I’m on cloud 9. 🥰🥰🥰
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3 years
The raider delegation has politely declined. #BroncosCountry is now on the clock.
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@kcxfactor We don’t want you either.
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7 months
That game yesterday really ruining some folks whole week. It’s not that serious guys. Hit gym, read book, crush marg. Life goes forward.
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4 years
New Andy Reid Jersey came in today. 🔥 🔥 🔥
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4 years
Show me your favorite picture you’ve taken at a chiefs game in honor of the Home opener. I’ll start #ChiefsKingdom
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3 years
He’s heating up. -nbaJamVoice
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3 years
Ope
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4 years
This guy has been in my mentions all week.
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2 years
😂😂😂😂 I saw the writing on the wall and ran like hell.
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@jstoner44 Is this guy on house arrest yet?
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My daughter is out in DC now and gets called a chiefs bandwagon fan all the time. She has all the receipts to drop. This pic is from her second season of going to games.
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4 years
My tailgating rig got totaled out the night of afc champ game. Now insurance calls and I’m getting basically the cost of a super bowl ticket for it. Feel like this is an omen.
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4 years
A huge F U to everybody standing up for that Minnesota cop.
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2 years
Watching KU shoot free throws today is like watching my buddies hit on chicks.
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3 years
Thanks for the hat @Chiefs my noggin too big but my little loves it.
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2 years
Good reminder today to have a lot of sources of joy.
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1 year
Sitting here trying not to be a nervous wreck.
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2 years
I bet I’ve seen her fall hard 100 times trying to learn this move over last 4 years. She finally nailed it this morning and I couldn’t be more proud.
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2 years
Been in jail since April and @NFL still posting him on their broadcast.
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3 years
Chyna just dropped Piper!!!!
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2 years
We are so close!!!
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4 months
If you think it’s bad when all the Missouri guys are parked on first highway exit ramp in Kansas placing their sports bets wait till this happens.
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2 years
You might be cool but you’ll never be as cool as Neal Smith breaking the stick on the drum and grabbing a second stick not missing a beat while wearing a Derick Thomas jersey. #chiefskingdom
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4 years
So much of this on the inter webs.
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If KC ever hosted a Super Bowl (highly unlikely on climate alone) where would the visiting team practice? Avila?
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I’m in a restaurant with probably 40 people that just attended the funeral and see this trash on the time line. What a bunch of shit bags we have for a paper.
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‘Not a monster’: Family of Lyndell Mays, charged in Chiefs rally shooting, speaks out
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My new fun thing is whenever KC star is annoying I find the author and add their twitter to threads where people are complaining about billing issues as a contact that can help resolve their problem.
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3 years
Took a second to process but that game was bull shit is my final analysis
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4 years
If this erection doesn’t go down after the game I’m going to the Dr. 2 weeks is too long to walk around hard. #ChiefsKingdom
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1 year
Don’t sleep on Giovanni’s off Antioch up north.
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5 years
If you can’t have a hotel with an ocean view this is next best thing. @QuikTrip
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Being royals closer is like being a snow plow in phoenix
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Rashee Rice pulling up to camp.
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Watch your DM’s tonight thicc ladies. Mecole gonna be fired up!
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4 years
Which should I wear? #ChiefsKingdom
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5 years
@antoni Oscar has a sister now and she’s a cross eyed rescue. Feel free to come borrow them whenever in town.
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32 is pacing in anticipation of Sunday.
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365 more days of me talking shit about the chiefs being Super Bowl champs!!!
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Squad looks ready!
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Getting sick and tired of seeing these gold diggers.
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The wagon of anxiety.
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Finally broke down and bought one of these bad boys to get out of arrowhead faster.
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We was up high staying away from the carnage.
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3 years
The Red X doesn’t get enough respect on this ap. Want a sword? Yeah we got that. Dozen eggs? Got that too. Disc golf? Yep. Fried chicken? Shonuff.
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#BillsMafia getting some culture in during their visit 🤣🤣🤣
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Favorite part of the tailgate was my dad pulling up on a scooter with his wiener dog. I swear that dog is the favorite son.
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@TrooperBenKHP Going slow in the left lane.
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You’ll find 10 people that say nice things about John Elway before you find one person to say something nice about the Ballys sports ap in Kansas City.
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Let’s go!!!
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Go chiefs!!!
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Not to bad out here. It’s a dry cold.
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Liquor store doesn’t sell condoms but has this? Kind of aggressive if you ask me.
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Dairy Queen just did the flip over the blizzard thing and it plopped out.
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This is the truest meme I be ever seen.
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2 years
The Fuck you do!!!
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1 year
I’ve got my back to the door at a Waffle House. That’s how excited and care free I am tonight.
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Where were all these parades when I was a kid? I’m enjoying the hell out of them now.
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Clark hunt gonna make us all wear polo shirts
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Tickets so expensive MF’rs rolling up in balloons. Still better seat than Jordan Loves mom had.
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The fedex God’s were very good to me today. #chiefskingdom
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4 years
Somebody should pass a law that every time tax money goes to other countries that the same amount has to go to Americans or it needs to be voted on by the public.
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I never thought KC would have a QB good enough to make the world be hateful towards his wife and special brother.
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Here we go kids. Bout to have the Missouri highway exits full of porn watchers and Kansas ones full of gamblers. Ships passing in the night on I-70.
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Twins on the shades today. Go royals.
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Activists are setting up tents in the Ballys parking lot demanding royals be televised.
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7 months
Bet his sneakers are being burnt in a bath tub.
@KingOfPhinland
King of Phinland🐬👑
7 months
BREAKING: Tyreek Hill’s house is currently on fire. Firefighters have been battling the massive house fire for about 25 minutes and it is unclear if anyone was inside at the time. Tyreek Hill is currently at practice.
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I’m addicted to these dam biscuit chickens.
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