Jim @jsram311 Twitter profile

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6 years

@wusa9 I dont see a problem my 3 year old is having a beer right now

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2 years

I think Connie's might be the best frozen pie out there

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4 months

Personally I think the Bears should hang on to Justin Fields and trade down from 1 for a haul

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4 years

Everyone join me in wishing my smoking hot wife a Happy Birthday today... Love this total babe

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3 years

BREAKING: Sources have told me that you need a drink

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4 years

Rest in Peace Nova. We Love you so much

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3 years

@sportsgeekkevin @ChicagoBears Theyd handle the traffic better than soldier field

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3 years

Oh btw today me and Mrs Beer Garden celebrated our 7th wedding anniversary...not sharing a picture so some of you PERVS can make a comment

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3 years

You know what's a great way to grow the game of baseball...scheduling playoff games at fucking 1 o clock in the middle of the week when all the kids are in school

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2 years

So I've been working towards 300 for YEARS and I finally just got 2 reps at 305

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3 years

Lolll he deleted it...cant imagine why

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3 years

NSFW

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2 months

If you want Luis Robert or Crochet traded you're an idiot

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3 years

I for one am SHOCKED to find out that Snoop Dogg smokes marijuana

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Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before star-studded Super Bowl 2022 halftime show

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6 years

@shobenjelby @SportsCenter As the whitest of white i do not condone this sort of behavior

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3 years

Fucking narc

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3 years

Going on an unfollow spree...like and comment on this to GFY

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1 year

Not to brag or anything (it is) but this morning I have officially lost 30 pounds since May 1st. This is mostly from not drinking Monday THROUGH Friday (except for holidays). Down from 245 to 215 with a final goal of 205. Thank you.

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9 months

steve stone: "we welcome the biggest sox fan i know in the booth gabe silva. it's all yours gabe!" "and next up plate is piece of shit BUMcada. he is suck. i am no moncadasexual fire chris getz

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3 years

👀👀👀👀👀

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4 years

@MLB Better than Jeters

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4 years

We have a new addition to the family

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3 years

It's my son's birthday and this is what he chose...you got a problem with it you can take it up with my butt

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2 years

I haven't seen one legitimate argument as to why we shouldn't cancel student loan debt lol

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Jim

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3 years

So i gave my extra tomato plants to my neighbor and she made me this in return

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4 years

So today was the first time we had to leave Kona for an extended amount of time...i think it went well

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3 years

Yea so this is what i woke up to this morning..

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@jsram311

3 years

From my wife:

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@jsram311

2 years

@PurpleKingTony @BIGPIKLIZ Yea hers looks way better

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3 years

I dont see how thats gonna help but ok

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4 years

If you complained that an amber alert interrupted a game...youre an asshole

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3 years

Sooo its made of spaghetti?

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3 years

My son hit the jackpot at the arcade 3 times!...this is one of the prizes he chose

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3 years

I hope the Sox win by 10+ again tonight and steal bases late and hit another 9th inning HR

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3 years

Is this not like the most perfect looking strawberry?

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Jim

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2 years

Oh yes

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Jim

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3 years

Outstanding

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

Just think...today the Sox game could have had a 4 hour rain delay before being postponed

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3 years

Dropped my son off at school and im kind of bummed because its the 1st time since he was born that i dont get to spend my wednesday day off with him

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3 years

This corny motherfucker

Senator Ted Cruz

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3 years

This didn’t use to be controversial. #flagday

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3 years

Like this tweet and ill give a random anonymous opinion of what i think of you

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4 years

@enalbone @ryanmink You had a chance to call it the Toilet Bowl and didn't

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3 years

Heres the pizza my son made!

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3 years

Finally put these up

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6 years

@NFL @Patriots @SuperBowl Everyone wants to change the rules when things dont go their way

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3 years

I will never get tired of the na na hey hey goodbye chant

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3 years

Oh there was a sox winner today

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7 years

@SportsCenter Wtf where's the rest of the video???

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7 years

@ESPNChicago Someone left the burger on the grill a little too long

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3 years

I love messing with bots

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Jim

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2 years

Some guy at the jewels just stared me in the eyes and fucking ripped ass

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2 years

It's our 8th anniversary today so I baked my wife a cake and once again my baking skills are completely unmatched

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7 years

@dj_econ @ScottPresler Look at the guy..he's definitely a moore supporter if u know what i mean

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3 years

I fucking hate everybody at the grocery store

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Jim

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3 years

Oh my good gracious Palermo's in Peru

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Jim

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1 year

Went out to celebrate our anniversary tonight #MyWifeIsHot

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Jim

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3 years

Its always so annoying how many people think chicago pizza means deep dish

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3 years

Who got the best pizza Néw York or Chicago?

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4 years

So now its officially officially done...wife poured the acrylic over it and now its hung up.. It was approximately 30,000 small beads and she started it late April @311 @pnut @NickHexum

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3 years

Homemade pizza

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3 years

Apple cider donut holes!

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3 years

Looks pretty good

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3 years

I'd like to take a moment to wish my amazing definitely real wife a very Happy Birthday. So lucky to have her a part of my life.

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2 years

Out to dinner and my cousin in law asked "what's the soup du jour" and I said "it's the soup of the day.... Mmm that sounds good, I'll have that" and they had no idea what the hell I was talking about

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2 years

Worst cover in history

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Watch @machinegunkelly cover @systemofadown 's “Aerials” live from the @SIRIUSXM Garage in L.A. during his #SternShow interview.

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3 years

Happy 311 Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! #311Day

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4 years

I have reached 1,000 followers...alls i have to say is......what the hell is wrong with all if you???!?!

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1 year

Being excited about Billy Hamilton joining the team shows how pathetic the Sox are

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3 years

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3 years

This cooler is absolute 🔥

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3 years

Here we have chicken parm stuffed peppers

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4 years

What a nice surprise from my wife. Thanks @NickHexum and yes you did pronounce her name wrong. Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes and have an extra drink for me tonight!

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3 months

So me and the kiddo actually had a great time playing hooky today

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3 years

I mean yea gotta get this poster too

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4 months

Fuck you I like ketchup

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Jim

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4 years

#NewProfilePic Had a nice time at top golf in schaumburg for our 6th anniversary (technically tomorrow)... But man look at that smoking hot wife

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3 years

Just watched Eddie Murphy: Raw for the first time..that shits hilarious

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11 months

YES OR NO

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Jim

@jsram311

2 years

Here's another idea to increase action and get more stolen bases. Add an extra base.

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

Its so beautiful #PaczkiDay

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2 years

Recoated

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2 years

Joe's in Wheeling

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3 years

Wtf is this???

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3 years

Done

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Jim

@jsram311

3 years

If you see snow today make sure you take a picture and post it

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4 years

What a maniac

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Jim

@jsram311

3 years

What a great picture @BuzzOnTap

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8 months

Tri tip chimichurri sandwich

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4 years

Guys...my wife started this project at the start of the pandemic...she finally just now finished it..Looks awesome

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3 years

Oh this is what got me thrown in the clink

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Jim

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4 years

Happy 6th Birthday to this little man..he brightens my life every day...love this kid

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3 years

This is about to be incredible

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

Fucking perfect

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Jim

@jsram311

5 years

Do i feel bad destroying my 4 year old son on mario kart every single race? No...no i do not

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

Note to self: get a snowblower for next year

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

This dude is so patient....give him a raise immediately

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@jsram311

4 years

BUILDING A SNOW FART

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Jim

@jsram311

3 years

Oh my dear lord

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Jim

@jsram311

3 years

Chicago dogs

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Jim

@jsram311

4 years

I fucking killed it today.... Made that bomb ass breakfast, 4 loads of laundry, did the dishes, went to the grocery store, cleaned out the fridges and did the dishes AGAIN, vaccuumed the whole house and mopped the kitchen.... Now im gonna start dinner AND im on my 8th beer

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