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Can't wait till I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.

Durham, NC
Joined February 2010
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
5 years
Welp, I finally bought it.
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That is my understanding of how prison works, yes.
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Harvey Weinstein will likely die in prison if not freed, lawyers claim
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This is one of my favorite images of the current Marvel Star Wars era.
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7 years
I don't know about Marge, but a deadbeat alcoholic, a sociopath and an underage gun-lover sound like a pretty good encapsulation of the Republican party.
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I have news. After all these years of living the freelance lifestyle, @IGN put a ring on it and made me a staff writer.
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@TheQuartering Fuck you. If you have to resort to lies and targeted harassment to keep your shitty YouTube channel going then you deserve to be deplatformed.
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@RachelAButera I think Carrie Fisher would have a few choice words for you if she were still alive.
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3 years
The bad news: You won't be seeing much new work from me on IGN over the next month... The good news: ...because there's a new baby in the house demanding all of my time and attention.
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5 years
Just finished reading the Rise of Skywalker novelization. I was not a fan of the movie, to put it mildly, but I will say this version helps me appreciate the story a little more.
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4 years
@IMAX So I take it literally no one involved on any level of this promotion pointed out what a dumb idea this is? Last time I checked we still have a pandemic claiming thousands of lives per day.
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Jesse Schedeen
4 years
I truly don't understand people who read Watchmen and then go on to complain about the HBO series having "a political agenda." How is it even possible to have the point fly so far over your head?
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4 years
Interviewing Alan Moore is a rare opportunity nowadays, so I don't get the appeal of wasting valuable time asking him what he thinks of superhero comics/movies. He's made his thoughts pretty clear over the past two decades.
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@Ssnyder1835 Not really fair to the Marvel Universe, wouldn't you say?
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8 years
He's not going to last six months before resigning from boredom. Which would be great if his VP wasn't an even worse human being.
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Donald Trump in talks about how many nights he'll actually have to stay in White House
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2 years
We’re three seasons into The Boys now, and it genuinely disturbs me how many people are just starting to pick up on the fact that Homelander is supposed to be the villain.
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5 years
I just wish they had done a better job of conveying the ideas they were clearly trying to get across in the film. Instead of, you know, relegating it all to interviews and Visual Dictionaries.
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3 years
I've been rereading Final Crisis for reasons, and I still think Morrison and Jones created the single most badass Batman moment in history with this page.
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6 years
Maybe what the pizza world needs right now is a Mama John.
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@jschedeen
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9 years
My mom just texted asking who Thanos is. Maybe I should write a guide - "How to talk to your parents about Thanos."
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@jschedeen
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8 years
This is why @nickspencer needs to write all the Marvel crossovers.
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6 years
I just closed on a house. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom vomiting for the next few hours.
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4 years
@jpalmiotti That's one of the things I liked about Superman: Year One - that Miller of all people depicts Clark as someone who's basically indulging Batman in the belief he could ever defeat Superman.
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5 years
No one suddenly wakes up one morning and decides they don't have enough room in their schedule to make a Star Wars movie.
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5 years
This is a good cover.
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7 years
Marvel's Star Wars comics have added some cool stuff to the franchise, but I think my single favorite new element is the way Giuseppe Camuncoli visualizes Vader's mental landscape when he meditates.
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@jschedeen
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4 years
@iamsteranko Calling it by that name only adds to the anti-Asian American rhetoric in this country. Please think about the harm you're doing with your platform.
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@GailSimone But you're not *not* saying it either.
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4 years
Good on King for speaking out. There needs to be a zero tolerance approach from creators and publishers when it comes to Comicsgate.
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4 years
Bucky becoming Cap and Dick Grayson becoming Batman both should have been permanent changes.
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Jesse Schedeen
6 years
I'm very excited about this new Green Lantern by Geoff Johns TPB series that kicks off this week. I've been wanting to reread all that material for a while and now I don't have to worry about remembering the reading order for several hundred issues.
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6 years
At some point I trust filmmakers will realize people other than Frank Miller have worked on Batman.
@heroichollywood
Heroic Hollywood
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RUMOR: ‘The Batman’ Is Inspired By An Iconic Frank Miller Story
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7 years
I'm psyched for MCU fans to become as sick of the Inhumans as us comic readers have been for the past several years.
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7 years
This is the first time I've seen someone try to mansplain a woman's own father to her.
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4 years
This blew up more than expected, so I should probably mention this is the opening page of Star Wars: Darth Vader #3 and drawn by @Raffaele_Ienco
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Jesse Schedeen
7 years
This is literally the most shocking news I've seen in 12 years writing about comics. It's hard to wrap my mind around it.
@DCOfficial
DC
7 years
We’re so excited to start working with @BRIANMBENDIS !
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I mean, what's the point of being a Batman fan if you're the kind of person Batman would punch in the face if he ever met you?
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 years
Happy birthday to IGN's resident Wonder Twins - @JoshuaYehl and @Terri_Schwartz
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7 years
Secret Wars 2015 Superman: American Alien Tokyo Ghost King & Walta's Vision Daytripper God Country Hellboy in Hell DC Universe Rebirth #1 The Private Eye Fury MAX
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7 years
@jschedeen what are some good one off/mini series comic books that you would recommend that came out in last few years?
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6 years
Even when they teased this several years ago, I never imagined we'd actually see this come to pass.
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8 years
I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is make sense of convoluted superhero storylines.
@Terri_Schwartz
Terri Schwartz
8 years
. @jschedeen was tasked with putting #Wolverine 's #XMen timeline in chronological order, and he did a darn good job:
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Jesse Schedeen
10 years
I have this guy on the way from @collectsideshow . Monday can't come soon enough. http://t.co/w9ZFmpv59v
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6 years
Credit where credit is due - Shazam seems like DC is taking all the criticisms about the DCEU to heart and trying to make something better.
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5 years
I have literally eight different TV screeners I need to watch right now, but all I want is my Mandolorian.
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4 years
@edbrisson I'm a sucker for purple on a Batsuit, but I think this is one of the best costumes he's ever had.
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Jesse Schedeen
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For a while I couldn't decide whether Rick and Morty fans or Star Wars fans were the worst. Now I just think fans in general are the worst.
@CBR
CBR
6 years
#Batwoman 's Ruby Rose Quits Twitter Following Fan Backlash
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This is my cat Smushy. He's been a part of the family for 13 years and we finally had to say goodbye tonight.
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5 years
He's definitely playing Dario Agger, right?
@IGN
IGN
5 years
Christian Bale is reportedly in talks to join Thor: Love and Thunder in an undisclosed role.
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Seriously, it's hilarious. Hickman writes him the way you'd expect a guy who dresses like *that* and calls himself "Mister Sinister" would act.
@JoshuaYehl
Joshua Yehl
5 years
If you were a fan of Hickman's sassy Secret Wars Sinister, then get ready for the absolutely delicious Powers of X #4 . #TheRedDiamond
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5 years
Random thought: what if they make Apocalypse the villain in The Eternals?
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
Immense respect for all the past and present IGN employees coming forward with stories of harassment and emotional abuse. It's disheartening to realize these problems were so commonplace in years past, but I hope this leads to positive change inside and outside the company.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
6 years
It must be really weird to live in the Arrowverse and know that something horrible is going to happen every single May, followed by three months of absolute boredom.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
Seriously, enough is enough. Give Cara Dune the "Poochie died on the way back to his home planet" treatment already.
@SW_takes
Shitty Star Wars Posts
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Gina, what the fuck
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@JimVejvoda It would rather usurp Odin's Day.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
@ThatKevinSmith Can you please stop drawing attention to negative tweets where you aren't actually tagged? Some of your fans are harassing this guy because he had the audacity to dislike a movie.
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Jesse Schedeen
9 years
The big takeaway from yesterday's All-New, All-Different Marvel teaser is that not enough people have read Busiek's Thunderbolts.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 years
Justice League was better than Thor Ragnarok. There's your hot take for the weekend.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 months
I'm very proud to stand alongside my guild mates as we work to build a brighter future for @IGN .
@IGNUnion
IGN Creators Guild
7 months
✨Hey, Listen!✨ We are the IGN Creators Guild and today, we're uniting in solidarity as we strive for a stronger, more equitable @IGN . Support the #IGNCG by signing our petition: @NewsGuild @CWAUnion
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@ChuckWendig Nonsense. We all know it's because you're golf buddies with Roger Starwars, the President of Star Wars.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
6 years
Apparently the only thing WB isn't shaking up is its habit of making poor, short-sighted decisions.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
6 years
Exclusive: Henry Cavill out as #Superman amid Warner Bros.' DC Universe shake-up
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I haven’t been hit this hard by an actor’s death since Robin Williams, so I wrote a little tribute to the greatest Batman there was and probably ever will be.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
6 years
Michael B. Jordan as Superman would be a win/win. He's a great actor with a Superman-ly physique, and his casting would make all the right people apoplectic.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
This is ridiculous. Disney, start putting all those expensive lawyers to good use.
@the_moviebob
Bob Chipman 😁 bobchipman.bsky.social
4 years
Seriously, though - @Disney and @Marvel probably need to get the misappropriation of the "PUNISHER" trademarks/copyrights under tighter control if it's going to be turned - against their stated wishes - into a political symbol like this:
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@jschedeen
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6 years
Speaking as a white man, we ruin pretty much everything. Including Star Wars fandom, it seems.
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4 years
The fact that he comes with the picture frame automatically makes this the best Wolverine figure.
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I had a feeling this was coming once Superman & Lois was greenlit. Sad news, but six seasons is about as long as any show really needs.
@IGN
IGN
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Supergirl's heroic run on The CW will conclude with a sixth and final season in 2021.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
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@JoeBiden Yeah, not gonna happen. I find it pretty shady you're asking people to donate money for something their taxes should already be funding. It's not our fault Trump is throwing a giant temper tantrum and no one in government is doing anything about it.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
8 years
My Logan review: good enough to see twice in one weekend.
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Jesse Schedeen
4 years
This is the first PC I've built in probably 20 years, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. And yes, I enjoy a little RGB in my life.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
5 years
Once Netflix canceled Good Omens, this was inevitable.
@CNN
CNN
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Just as Marvel Comics closed the books on "The Walking Dead," the company revealed that it's bringing back another undead series: "Marvel Zombies"
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Jesse Schedeen
3 years
Star Wars is for everyone, which really seems to piss off the people who have spent a lifetime making "liking Star Wars" into their whole identity.
@SskeerMadness
Just Maddie
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I promise you you don't have to know a twenty year old video game character to be a Star Wars fan, no matter how great she is.
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I need these yesterday.
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2 years
This is a stupid good value and gets my highest recommendation.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 years
This is the movie I wish we were getting.
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Jesse Schedeen
6 years
I'm starting to wonder if this isn't an actual movie, but a way for WB to win people over on the Phillips/Phoenix movie by saying "See how much worse it could be?".
@IndieWire
IndieWire
6 years
Joker/Harley Quinn Spinoff Writers Say the Film Will Be a Cross Between ‘Bad Santa’ and ‘This Is Us’
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4 years
Is the idea that if we hound him enough he'll be like "Well, Joker was pretty good, I guess" and suddenly the genre will be validated?
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
5 years
I'm happy for the people who enjoyed The Rise of Skywalker. Sadly, I did not.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
6 years
Congrats @TomTaylorMade !!!
@vulture
Vulture
6 years
Comics star, and CIA officer turned Batman writer, Tom King is developing a new dystopian TV series
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
5 years
Come for the amazing cameos, stay for the moving conclusion to a DC hero's eight-year journey.
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Jesse Schedeen
2 years
I remember thinking a few months back that the Discovery merger might bring some much-needed stability to DC and Warner Bros. That was clearly stupid on my part.
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Jesse Schedeen
7 years
This is one of the more weird and elaborate press kits I've ever received. Thanks for the free pancakes, @DCComics
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
All these recent Netflix cancellations are exactly why I can't bring myself to be excited for Sandman or Cowboy Bebop. Even if they wind up being good, there's a pretty good chance they'll get the axe after a season or two.
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Jesse Schedeen
6 years
They're never going to let Henry Cavill shave again, are they?
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
I don't care if they ever make another Star Wars movie. Just give me more of this. #TheMandalorian
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Jesse Schedeen
4 years
It seems fitting that I finally hung up this print almost exactly a year after buying it at SDCC 2019.
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@latimes 28,000 employees just lost their jobs, but sure, let's be sad about the people who have to wait a few more months to ride Star Tours.
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Jesse Schedeen
6 years
Simply put, I wouldn't be who I am today without the imagination of Stan Lee. He'll be sorely missed.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 years
Here's my talk with @Ssnyder1835 and @JamesTheFourth about Dark Days: The Forge and general DC Comics craziness.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
7 years
"Now the story of a wealthy franchise that lost everything, and the one director who had no choice but to keep it all together."
@AutomaticZen
M.H. Williams
7 years
Ron...Howard? Who would replace Lord and Miller with Ron Howard?
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3 years
If Superman being bisexual makes you angry, you probably shouldn’t pick up literally any X-Men comic published in the last two years.
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
4 years
Until there's a vaccine it's not safe to make movies and it's not safe to go to the movies. We all need to accept that.
@VanityFair
VANITY FAIR
4 years
UPDATE: Robert Pattison has tested positive for Covid-19, causing filming of The Batman to be halted just days after the superhero drama resumed work
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4 years
Hot damn, that @rdauterman can draw...
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@jschedeen
Jesse Schedeen
6 years
In honor of #BatmanDay , here's your periodic reminder that this is the most faithful live-action Batman to date. He's the only one brave enough to wear his underwear on the outside and the only one who hasn't committed manslaughter.
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Jesse Schedeen
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Do we really have to put up with another month of Joker discourse before the movie even comes out?
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