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@jry_wales

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…And as long as I've got my suit and tie. x45

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@jry_wales
Joe Young 🍫
11 months
@GuvnaB I’ve never had a bad word to say about Declan Rice always rated him he’s a quality we got him for a bargain and he’s going on my top when I get it for Christmas
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
How do the welsh monitor covid 19 cases? Not very Caerphilly ;) :L
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Who remembers in school when you’d be looking in a history or geography text book and it would say like “turn to page 13” then “turn to page 56” etc etc then at the end of the trail there would be a massive cock or something 😂 or was tha just my school 😭😂
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Women drivers are fucking lunatics they go from not being able to park straight to bombing down the motorway at 90mph?!?!?
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Emma wanted to go to Cardiff shopping today and I wanted to go to Cwmbran shopping with it being closer to home and being under cover as it’s raining so we compromised and im currently looking at the train times to Cardiff Central
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
I supported the first lockdown, it saved lives but lockdown 2 should only be for the vulnerable or people who chose to. Create a ‘quarentine card’ scheme for the vulnerable and get on with life.
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Joe Young 🍫
7 years
Going to make sure 2018 is all about going to good places, good vibes with good people 🤙🏽🕺🏽💃🎶
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
@bootlegger1974 hiya captain, quick message from the South Wales bods. Cracking one open for you enjoy babbbbyyy
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
The girl who took -£5000 said the worlds most poisonous spider in the UK is a ‘Daddy long legs’ she was adamant and just lost the team £39,000 on a push back question 😂😂😂 they answered 20 questions, guess how many she answered? None 🤣🤣🤣 #TheChase
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
No milk in the gaff so just had soya milk with my coffee and I loved it so much that as of today I am a transgender lesbian coconut milk loving feminist who identifies herself as the train tannoy lady who announces peoples stops but only on weekends
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Loving some of comments, some proper necks trying to justify why it isn’t impressive and then getting shut down by some geezers in the comments 😂 shut up and be amazed by the big bear Dom gibbons you shit arses!! 🤣🤣
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Joe Young 🍫
2 years
My tipping point episode on tele now, what is a 4 wheeled vehicle made by bughatti? Ferrari. No Joe it’s a car. Prime time television nerves are real 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TippingPoint
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Had a dream I went fishing with Ellie off love island last night and my missus is actually upset and not talking to me 😂😂
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
The start of my Television Career begins in April just had a phone call confirming I will be clashing horns with Ben Shepherd on tipping point!! Once I claim my 10K jackpot I will spend it on liposuction in preparation for my move to next summers Love Island. Hoora!!!
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Joe Young 🍫
2 years
2 years ago to around this date was Lockdown 1 with Portias’ lockdown lives. Mental scenes what a time to be alive the nostalgia is real 🤣
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Joe Young 🍫
3 years
If you are in the possession of a knife anywhere other than your kitchen you’re a nancyboy say no more
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
When she leaves a compliment on every girls Instagram post within a 50 mile radius of where they live when in reality the compliment is as genuine as the meat in a rustler burger
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Joe Young 🍫
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Girls 2019 it’s all about us fresh starts girls don’t worry about any arguments fuck it girls don’t worry about it girls we run the world fuckboys who are they 2019 eating cleaning fresh start girls joining the gym girls cmon girls let’s do it girls love it girls 2019 mind girls
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
All the South Wales boys bringing out tracks and I couldn’t be more happier for them, if you want me to be in your video gun fingering till my hearts content it costs £100 per minute
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Don’t smoke them to enjoy them smoke them to look hard
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7 years
First Saturday I’ve gone in at a sensible time and woken up in my own bed and I feel fucking lush. Fantastic. Dunno what to do. Worlds my oyster. Might join a Sunday club. Chess. Walking. Hiking. Who knows I’ve got all time in the world.
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Joe Young 🍫
7 years
FairPlay I know my true friends since I've been pregnant
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
We are truly living in a sit com for aliens like Katie Hopkins has become an MP for UKIP, Donald Trump was the president of America and Iffy fucked off to Portugal with a £90,000 grant instead of paying his employees redundancy and shut courtyard lyk x
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Romantic weekend booked in the capital for my birthday, being wined and dined in penarth by Emma and to top it off to round a perfect weekend we’ll be on top of each other literally, booked us fucking bunk beds 😂😂😂
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Joe Young 🍫
3 years
Covid restrictions should be based on your health status and age. I got vaccinated to protect others and gain my freedom, but our incompetent government are just laughing at us now hosting parties but ignoring their own rules etc, so we must ignore them to!
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Just had a letter off the bailiffs threatening to take me to court because I failed to pay match fees in 6 a side & being gaffer it’s my responsibility, debt currently sat at £80. I put a suit on when I’m watchin the boys n I’m not afraid to wear one in the court room either🤪🤪
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
There’s only two sets of English fans who shouldn’t be supporting Liverpool and that’s Man United and Everton. Bring home to the gold to Britain Jurgen you yellow teethed bastard!!!! #ChampionsLeagueFinal2018
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Joe Young 🍫
3 years
New Inn Ultras Home and Away - @NewInnAFC #UpTheInn
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
This is now the expectation for working class women from their working class boyfriends - what a waste of money 😂
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Molly-Mae
5 years
No words for this human. I love you
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Tipping Point Day #goodluckchoc
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3 years
@SuppressedSikh Are the men polish
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Joe Young 🍫
7 years
Boardmasters is like a level 1 NVQ in festival going it's not needed but it's good for your CV #goodlaugh #uncetunce #festivalseason
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
World Mental Health day is over so you’ve finished posting emotional and caring tweets, you can all go back to creating, favouriting and quoting tweets taking the piss out of vulnerable people like in this video, its comical you’re all jokers and don’t care about mental health😂
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I've seen it all now http://t.co/egKcN68Jfn
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Joe Young 🍫
9 years
Teachers miss lessons all the time do you see me ringing your fucking mother to let them know you haven't turned up? No so stop ringing mine
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Moisturiser 😼 Nails done 💅 Hair done 👱‍♀️ Pink Gin and Oufit bought 💃 The girls going mad in group chat ✨ Pep talk to McGregor on the phone last night ✅ Come on then less fucking have it x
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Joe Young 🍫
2 years
@TheAFCnewsroom @F365 Genuinely feel sick to my stomach if this is true he’s absolutely rubbish I will stop supporting arsenal if he signs
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5 years
It’s only November 28th and my missus has already said I’ve ruined Christmas how the fuck have I managed that then?
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
CHRISTMAS EVE BEST NIGHT OUT OF THE YEAR
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Claire Cahill
6 years
People who go out Christmas Eve actually scare me like sorry why are you not at home in bed in your fresh duvet covers & Pj’s asleep by 9 for santy
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
A+ for that Anton feller!!!!! Couldn’t have put it any better, Molly-mae is a brat and got schooled at her own game #LoveIsland
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Would just like to announce I have been accepted to audition for The Chase; audition in Bristol 6th April #UpTheChoc
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
If there’s a national lockdown in wales we riot cobbler said he will lead it can’t have the gyms closing again and living in my bedroom all day and night it’s not healthy the negatives of a lockdown overwhelm the positives
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I was sensible bones in by midnight last night me and the Mrs. Go to sleep wake up about 4am for a wee I sleep walk to the toilet and then wake up to trying to get into my mrs mum and dads bed picking the quilt off her with her saying Joe what are you doing? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Just seen a picture of Tiffins Cwmbran full on Christmas Day that’s fucking bumping mind ain’t it boys
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Liam is nervous bones gone from being a top shagger of Newport to a goldfish in the Black Sea bless him. He will grow in confidence as time goes on #LoveIsland
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5 years
Why is Mr Chow a judge on The Masked Singer and why am I watching The Masked Singer
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
3 years ago today Tai, Mayo and I decided it would be a cracking idea to go to Simply Gym in Newport at 5am straight after a night out in courtyard. Wasn’t my most productive session in the gym I’ll tell you that for toffee!!
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4 years
When’s this vaccine out then I’ll shove it straight up my arse me chavvy
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6 years
Just finished work. Early finish. Off to Newport train station to wait for Rusty and the boys to get me. Forbidden Forest time. Exciting. Tantalising. May pop to Courtyard for a pint to calm the nerves. Bank holiday weekend bonanza starts NOW. JY
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Just woke up went to give my girlfriend a kiss and she said good morning garlic boy go brush your teeth
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6 years
“Pills, coke, MD, what can I get you lads?”
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Don’t worry boys there ent a lockdown next Wednesday just got off the phone with Dom white who told me Taine’s uncles cousins dogs personal trainer that the lockdown be cancelled
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Would you rather live like a millionaire for 20 years or live in poverty for 60? These race horses are treated like royalty and live the best possible life and love to race, but people think they’d rather be stuck in some field lonely 😂 bet he eats meat aswell 😴
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Kieran
5 years
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the grand national. Horses and any other animal for that matter should not be exploited for sport.
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Lads look what I just cashed out for ding dong
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
@GuyanMatt @dominicgibbons3 @bootlegger1974 @RealRomfordPele @ladbible Does it really matter tho could you do it no SHIT ARSE
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Joe Young 🍫
8 years
When little girls give it the big on Twitter because they've got a few followers when in reality they're a shy little cunt😴 #keepthechange
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
It’s Friday eve ewda like it when I tell ew tha dun ew
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Why is this stinky little mosher violating the joker for a few likes on twitter? Let him accept the L in privacy and move on, no need to publicaly humiliate him!
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Influencer culture is sickening, if this is the definition of hard work and the attitude to succeed in life we’re fucked
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
It’s mad because if anyone asks me what the gulag is I wouldn’t be able to answer that question because I’ve never been there myself personally I’m just too good
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2 years
My faith in the younger generation has been restored yesterday I seen a group of lads water bombing people walking out of a shop was very impressed brought a tear to my eye
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Got my dollybird a present for when she goes to Ibiza can never be too careful these days having blue eyes and blonde hair @emmajane27 #beepbeep #dontrapemymissus
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Joe Young 🍫
8 years
The older you get the more Christmas is about the food, family, friends and you can't forget a Christmas Eve pub crawl👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
This is just steering away your classic, working class loyal labour supporter. You should be encouraging people to work hard to earn £15 an hour, not getting people to aspire to work in McDonald’s. Our amazing nurses and care workers should be on £15 an hour minimum!
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Jeremy Corbyn
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McDonald’s workers are organising so they can be paid £15 per hour, get guaranteed hours each week and get union recognition. It's only by coming together that we can make real change. So support the McStrikers tomorrow. Find them here: #McStrike
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Joe Young 🍫
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Something just crossed my mind we’re all fucking livid about the raves being on terry tier 9 but fuck knows how the moshers are feeling bet they’re tamping not been in a pit in a while have eyy ew da like it when I bump into ew and sweat on you dun ewwwwww
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4 years
Look at this weather mind will be like lockdown 1.0 all over again soon skin heads and neck nominate and the house party app 😂
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Well it has taken me 3 attempts but I’ve got the promotion 😄😄😄😄
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4 years
1:25 eggy butt iconic 😂😂😂
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4 years
There’s a rule at Christmas in the Young’s household no chocolates or treats before Christmas Day. I’ve tried to change this rule for years now but my mother the dictator does not allow it. Seeing as this is the case, I will proceed to ruin Christmas by getting drunk tonight
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3 years
Creamfields is a truly magical place, what an absolute party from start to finish 🤩❤️
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5 years
Fuck me January doesn’t want to end does it
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10 years
Took a bloody long time but finally did it 😏, passed my driving test!!!
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Family weekend away in Jan, 6 couples going and Joe on his tod. Who’s gunna be my missus I’m propa good at board games n a good kisser x
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Missus just booked a table in the Indian restaurant aahaar for Saturday and started it off with “Hi can I book an appointment for Saturday please” 😭😭
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5 years
Dying to have a kid only so I can put his name and when he was born in my Facebook bio
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Sauce pan vah, I’m Kerry from the spar (8) 😎
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
ALEX AKA DR CRINGE SHOULD BE ON THE UNDATEABLES NOT LOVE ISLAND HAD ENOUGH!!!
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Racists are no longer neo-nazis or klansmen, they’re now school teachers, police officers and government officials, more powerful than ever. The only way to make change is if you are white it is your duty to whistleblow and publically condemn any racism you see. #BlackLivesMatter
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4 years
Best news ever gunna be an Uncle Joey like!!! That boy or girl is gunna have whatever she likes heheh ❤️❤️
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Mad to think when someone's loved one passes away one of the first things people think to do is update social networking sites, don't get it
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Been working bringing the :L face back and I am loving it. Powerful emoji. Cheeky. Amusing. Chucklesome. Feel naughty while using it and can be used in many different scenarios. JY
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Turk and Woodsy repping new TING love that 😂😂😂
@CapitalSWales
Capital South Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
6 years
Introducing the new urban capital of South Wales - NEW TING! Know anyone in the New Ting Famdem? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🤣
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Only bad thing about Christmas is the foul little fuckers uploading their spoils of presents onto Facebook like it's a competition! #HoHoHo
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Joe Young 🍫
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Some right little reptiles quoting and retweeting this!! Go to the gym do you... support someone looking to better themselves, encourage them to get a PT or offer support yourselves!!!
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Jack Waterson
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Dreading going to the gym in January , utter chaos stampeeds of noobs training in groups of 5 spending 45 mins per machine it’s a thing of nightmares
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Hope everyone is having a lovely day except jack martin
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4 years
Those 4 boys have taken an absolute SHELLING and they’re taking it like champions I haven’t heard one cry or seen one tear funny as fuck mun
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3 years
Tipping point is fucking bollacks blacklisted in my house shit show anyway
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
What a brilliant lineup on Quarentine Radio tonight, we had some top South Wales icons and also some undiscovered gems, I couldn’t stop watching ffs 😂😂😭😭
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Eyebrows threaded, haircut completed, beard shaped and cut, 2 new iPhone chargers bought from Tiger (one extra just in case) and it’s Saturday #feellikeamilliondollars #talkofthetown #panteglegend
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
Although the joke was nothing to do with her, she got offended. We are the snowflake generation ladies and gentleman, you cannot do anything without some being offended!
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Helen Briggs
5 years
I hate people who joke about being pregnant on April fools, so many women who are desperate for children and so many who can’t even have them💔 Not a funny joke.
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3 years
Walked home from the bull last night my feet are fucking stinging still like
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Joe Young 🍫
3 years
Couldn’t be prouder than the boys yesterday, PILCS absolutely dismantled. @NewInnAFC #BangTheDrum #UpTheInn #Undefeated #TopOfTheLeague
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Joe Young 🍫
5 years
23 years on planet earth and I just tasted my first ever jacket potato! Fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside mmmm jacket potato every day now forever
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Not sure if any female is going to understand this but just witnessed a boy ask the spray man in the toilets if he takes card
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4 years
CANNOT WAIT FOR QUARENTINE RADIO TONIGHT MUSS
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4 years
Another 3 weeks of neck nominates then ffs
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Had a fuck full of my mum saying I ain't good enough for the chase so I'm starting low gunna apply for tipping point x
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Joe Young 🍫
6 years
Volunteering today Shire Hall Care home for the elderly was something I’ll be looking to do more. Seeing how well looked after the residents are has really touched me. Get in contact with a local care home even if it’s for an hour chat with someone it can make the difference!!!
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Joe Young 🍫
4 years
Cod league cup this Saturday 7:30pm Rules -teams of 4 -add sandro Nip (Xbox) / or activision ID #8844848 this sometimes changes -no DMRs allowed -3 games 1st 10 points, 2nd 8 points, 3rd 5 points Get teams in by Friday night cheers lads 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
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