@GuvnaB
I’ve never had a bad word to say about Declan Rice always rated him he’s a quality we got him for a bargain and he’s going on my top when I get it for Christmas
Who remembers in school when you’d be looking in a history or geography text book and it would say like “turn to page 13” then “turn to page 56” etc etc then at the end of the trail there would be a massive cock or something 😂 or was tha just my school 😭😂
Emma wanted to go to Cardiff shopping today and I wanted to go to Cwmbran shopping with it being closer to home and being under cover as it’s raining so we compromised and im currently looking at the train times to Cardiff Central
I supported the first lockdown, it saved lives but lockdown 2 should only be for the vulnerable or people who chose to. Create a ‘quarentine card’ scheme for the vulnerable and get on with life.
The girl who took -£5000 said the worlds most poisonous spider in the UK is a ‘Daddy long legs’ she was adamant and just lost the team £39,000 on a push back question 😂😂😂 they answered 20 questions, guess how many she answered? None 🤣🤣🤣
#TheChase
No milk in the gaff so just had soya milk with my coffee and I loved it so much that as of today I am a transgender lesbian coconut milk loving feminist who identifies herself as the train tannoy lady who announces peoples stops but only on weekends
Loving some of comments, some proper necks trying to justify why it isn’t impressive and then getting shut down by some geezers in the comments 😂 shut up and be amazed by the big bear Dom gibbons you shit arses!! 🤣🤣
My tipping point episode on tele now, what is a 4 wheeled vehicle made by bughatti? Ferrari. No Joe it’s a car.
Prime time television nerves are real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#TippingPoint
The start of my Television Career begins in April just had a phone call confirming I will be clashing horns with Ben Shepherd on tipping point!! Once I claim my 10K jackpot I will spend it on liposuction in preparation for my move to next summers Love Island. Hoora!!!
When she leaves a compliment on every girls Instagram post within a 50 mile radius of where they live when in reality the compliment is as genuine as the meat in a rustler burger
Girls 2019 it’s all about us fresh starts girls don’t worry about any arguments fuck it girls don’t worry about it girls we run the world fuckboys who are they 2019 eating cleaning fresh start girls joining the gym girls cmon girls let’s do it girls love it girls 2019 mind girls
All the South Wales boys bringing out tracks and I couldn’t be more happier for them, if you want me to be in your video gun fingering till my hearts content it costs £100 per minute
First Saturday I’ve gone in at a sensible time and woken up in my own bed and I feel fucking lush. Fantastic. Dunno what to do. Worlds my oyster. Might join a Sunday club. Chess. Walking. Hiking. Who knows I’ve got all time in the world.
We are truly living in a sit com for aliens like Katie Hopkins has become an MP for UKIP, Donald Trump was the president of America and Iffy fucked off to Portugal with a £90,000 grant instead of paying his employees redundancy and shut courtyard lyk x
Romantic weekend booked in the capital for my birthday, being wined and dined in penarth by Emma and to top it off to round a perfect weekend we’ll be on top of each other literally, booked us fucking bunk beds 😂😂😂
Covid restrictions should be based on your health status and age. I got vaccinated to protect others and gain my freedom, but our incompetent government are just laughing at us now hosting parties but ignoring their own rules etc, so we must ignore them to!
Just had a letter off the bailiffs threatening to take me to court because I failed to pay match fees in 6 a side & being gaffer it’s my responsibility, debt currently sat at £80. I put a suit on when I’m watchin the boys n I’m not afraid to wear one in the court room either🤪🤪
There’s only two sets of English fans who shouldn’t be supporting Liverpool and that’s Man United and Everton. Bring home to the gold to Britain Jurgen you yellow teethed bastard!!!!
#ChampionsLeagueFinal2018
World Mental Health day is over so you’ve finished posting emotional and caring tweets, you can all go back to creating, favouriting and quoting tweets taking the piss out of vulnerable people like in this video, its comical you’re all jokers and don’t care about mental health😂
Moisturiser 😼
Nails done 💅
Hair done 👱♀️
Pink Gin and Oufit bought 💃
The girls going mad in group chat ✨
Pep talk to McGregor on the phone last night ✅
Come on then less fucking have it x
If there’s a national lockdown in wales we riot cobbler said he will lead it can’t have the gyms closing again and living in my bedroom all day and night it’s not healthy the negatives of a lockdown overwhelm the positives
I was sensible bones in by midnight last night me and the Mrs. Go to sleep wake up about 4am for a wee I sleep walk to the toilet and then wake up to trying to get into my mrs mum and dads bed picking the quilt off her with her saying Joe what are you doing? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Liam is nervous bones gone from being a top shagger of Newport to a goldfish in the Black Sea bless him. He will grow in confidence as time goes on
#LoveIsland
3 years ago today Tai, Mayo and I decided it would be a cracking idea to go to Simply Gym in Newport at 5am straight after a night out in courtyard. Wasn’t my most productive session in the gym I’ll tell you that for toffee!!
Just finished work. Early finish. Off to Newport train station to wait for Rusty and the boys to get me. Forbidden Forest time. Exciting. Tantalising. May pop to Courtyard for a pint to calm the nerves. Bank holiday weekend bonanza starts NOW. JY
Don’t worry boys there ent a lockdown next Wednesday just got off the phone with Dom white who told me Taine’s uncles cousins dogs personal trainer that the lockdown be cancelled
Would you rather live like a millionaire for 20 years or live in poverty for 60? These race horses are treated like royalty and live the best possible life and love to race, but people think they’d rather be stuck in some field lonely 😂 bet he eats meat aswell 😴
Why is this stinky little mosher violating the joker for a few likes on twitter? Let him accept the L in privacy and move on, no need to publicaly humiliate him!
It’s mad because if anyone asks me what the gulag is I wouldn’t be able to answer that question because I’ve never been there myself personally I’m just too good
My faith in the younger generation has been restored yesterday I seen a group of lads water bombing people walking out of a shop was very impressed brought a tear to my eye
This is just steering away your classic, working class loyal labour supporter. You should be encouraging people to work hard to earn £15 an hour, not getting people to aspire to work in McDonald’s. Our amazing nurses and care workers should be on £15 an hour minimum!
McDonald’s workers are organising so they can be paid £15 per hour, get guaranteed hours each week and get union recognition.
It's only by coming together that we can make real change.
So support the McStrikers tomorrow.
Find them here:
#McStrike
Something just crossed my mind we’re all fucking livid about the raves being on terry tier 9 but fuck knows how the moshers are feeling bet they’re tamping not been in a pit in a while have eyy ew da like it when I bump into ew and sweat on you dun ewwwwww
There’s a rule at Christmas in the Young’s household no chocolates or treats before Christmas Day. I’ve tried to change this rule for years now but my mother the dictator does not allow it. Seeing as this is the case, I will proceed to ruin Christmas by getting drunk tonight
Racists are no longer neo-nazis or klansmen, they’re now school teachers, police officers and government officials, more powerful than ever. The only way to make change is if you are white it is your duty to whistleblow and publically condemn any racism you see.
#BlackLivesMatter
Been working bringing the :L face back and I am loving it. Powerful emoji. Cheeky. Amusing. Chucklesome. Feel naughty while using it and can be used in many different scenarios. JY
Some right little reptiles quoting and retweeting this!! Go to the gym do you... support someone looking to better themselves, encourage them to get a PT or offer support yourselves!!!
What a brilliant lineup on Quarentine Radio tonight, we had some top South Wales icons and also some undiscovered gems, I couldn’t stop watching ffs 😂😂😭😭
Although the joke was nothing to do with her, she got offended. We are the snowflake generation ladies and gentleman, you cannot do anything without some being offended!
I hate people who joke about being pregnant on April fools, so many women who are desperate for children and so many who can’t even have them💔 Not a funny joke.
23 years on planet earth and I just tasted my first ever jacket potato! Fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside mmmm jacket potato every day now forever
Volunteering today Shire Hall Care home for the elderly was something I’ll be looking to do more. Seeing how well looked after the residents are has really touched me. Get in contact with a local care home even if it’s for an hour chat with someone it can make the difference!!!
Cod league cup this Saturday 7:30pm
Rules
-teams of 4
-add sandro Nip (Xbox) / or activision ID
#8844848
this sometimes changes
-no DMRs allowed
-3 games 1st 10 points, 2nd 8 points, 3rd 5 points
Get teams in by Friday night cheers lads 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽