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Paulo Malanog

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5 years

Me: maam may hypertension po sa pamilya? Patient: ay wala doc Me: high blood po? Patient: oo doc yung tatay ko Me: sir may diabetes po kayo? Sir: wala Me: Jabetis po? Sir: oo doc nakamaintenance ako Kahit minsan nakakabaliw, these adaptations to history taking matter 👍🏻

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I was tutoring my sister Chemistry last night and I dreamt that I was an ester 😑 As in I was a walking functional group tapos umiiyak ako kasi tinatakwil ako ng magulang ko na sila carboxylic acid and alcohol. Si H2O lang daw anak nila ???????

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3 years

She wanted to attend my medicine graduation but a lot happened. Instead, I surprised her one day wearing a coat. She thought I was a different doctor; then she was eventually realized that is was her apo and she gave out a big smile.

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3 years

"Ang pinapakita niyong pagmamahal, yun yung nagbibigay sa'min ng lakas. Para araw-araw gigising nang maaga... more than 18 hours magtatrabaho (giggles). " HAHAHAHA OH DIBA YUNG HATE NA BINABATO NG IBANG KAMPO, CHILL LANG KAY VP :)) ✨The True Unbothered Queen✨

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5 years

The tweet may sound funny, but please don't make it a joke 😊 We should remain considerate to these kinds of patients at all times. These are technical terms, and we should communicate with them on how they hear these things on a regular basis for better health care 👍🏻

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3 years

I assisted in a CABG operation today and saw a live, beating heart 🫀placed on cardioplegia and then revived again. The main surgeon allowed me to assist him in opening up the pericardium to expose the heart 🥺 Thank you po

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6 years

Are you wild in bed? — I am asleep in bed

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3 years

After 10 years of manifesting the titles "OTRP, MD" to be added after my name, I'm now finally here. Thank you, Lord! 🙏👆 On to the next chapter.

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4 years

Habang nagte-telemed Patient: "Ang ingay ng manok papatayin ko yun" 😭🥲 mukhang may ma-tinola mamaya

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4 years

DI KO GETS ANG RANDOM AT ANG WEIRD Kinomfort pa ako ng bff ko raw si aldehyde 🙃 ANU NA

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4 years

Consultant: Let’s ask the clerk/intern Clerks/Interns:

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3 years

Sorry, nanay, I wasn’t able to get my PRC license yet before you left. But I promise I’ll get there, and please be my guardian angel throughout my medical journey. Rest in power, nanay ✨ It’s our turn to pray for your soul. I love you so much 🙏

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2 years

Hello! I’m offering free prescription for leptospirosis prophylaxis for those exposed to flood. Just send me a DM 🫰🏻

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4 years

Ang hirap hirap mag-appraise ng kahit isang journal tas yung iba, basta basta lang magsasabi na effective yung ivermectin based from anecdotal statements????? Sit down

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4 years

Channeling my inner Gemini ✨ CC Malanog ✈️ PGI Malanog

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3 years

Not one local politician endorsed VP Leni during the Bohol Grand Rally, but it will always be the people who has the greatest bearing. No endorsement? No problem! #BoholIsPink

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2 years

Officially going to become a 🧠-doctor 🤓

Department of Neurosciences, Phil. Gen. Hospital

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2 years

The Department of Neurosciences would like to congratulate the following incoming Adult Neurology Residents for 2023! Cheers to saving lives, one brain at a time! 🧠

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3 years

Nilangaw daw? LOOK AGAIN!! I AM A PROUD BOHOLANO! #BoholIsPink #BohoLeniKo #TarSUREkangLeniKiko #DaugonNatoNi

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3 years

It's really cringey if family and relatives call me.... doc. Please stahp

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6 years

Bakit ba attracted ako sa either taken or galing sa bad relationship ampota pwede ba

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2 years

“Refer to neuro for decreased sensorium GCS 3” Me: “MA’AAAM” Px: 👁️👁️

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6 years

This is very disappointing. Is it so hard to look for a trashcan? There are multiple bins stationed around the building! Discipline, please.

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3 years

From a difficult patient to other caregivers, she became very easy to manage with me. I changed her dressings, suctioned secretions, extracted blood samples, inserted IFCs, etc. I transferred her to the wheelchair and took her out for fresh air for the first time in a long time.

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3 years

I knew she was just glad to be taken care by me. I was glad also. I’ve been coordinating her care w/ our family MD ever since early this year, including all the emergency calls from my mother & unli caregiver education sessions about meds, PEG feeding, etc And now it’s all over

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3 years

I received an early birthday gift and looook 🥺🧠 So grateful for people who are v supportive of my dreams 💯

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5 years

Exams later - Ethics finals - Neuro finals - ENT finals - ENT shiftings .... wala pa akong natapos

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

4 years

Revalidone 💚❤️🩺 John Paulo D. Malanog, OTRP, MD Bene Meritus Clinicals: Internal Medicine Case: Graves’ Disease Emergency Case #5 : Anaphylaxis

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2 years

today I learned a new bisaya word: kumajingking = "little finger" 😭 what a complicated word for a small body part

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2 years

After casting your vote for that person, hihingi ka ng libreng consultation sakin? lol. Bumabagsak na ang stocks at tumataas na ang exchange rate. Kailangan ko ring mabuhay.

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7 months

At OPD earlier.. Patient: doc kanina pa kita hinahap sa bintana, sumisilip ako. Di kiya mahanap. Ikaw pala yan tumaba ka pala 😡 … sobrang bagay sayo. Ang pogi mo doc, bagay na bagay 😌 CLEARED, NEURO-WISE. Chz, mixed feelings ako sa comment ni madam

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

6 years

MUNIMUNI ORANGE & LEMONS SHE'S ONLY SIXTEEN URBANDUB Yes, UST, you read it right! Watch out for these bands this Friday in celebration of the Med Advocacy Week for the benefit of the kids with Rare Diseases! INTERESTED? YES, YOU ARE! PM me for tickets 😉 Kita tayo!

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4 years

Bakit ‘to bumenta?? Ang weird niyo rin eh no. Joke lang haha. (I blame RC C/ola HAHAA jk)

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3 years

I can’t sleep with what’s happening in PGH! Praying for the safety of all the patients and every PGH staff on duty tonight! 😭

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7 years

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7 months

Cried w/ a patient earlier today at the OPD. I received her as a BAT call but turned out as a large bleed. We fought hard in the ICU, discharged MRS 5, ff-ed up the next months thinking that being on a wheelchair will be her best functional outcome Ff-ed up today.. ambulating 😭

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Paulo Malanog

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4 years

Tagal tagal ko iniisip kung ano ibig sabihin ng TIA sa mga online merch stores. Transient Ischemic Attack? Thanks In Advance pala 😭

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

2 years

THE DOCTOR IS I̶N̶ 🟢 ONLINE 🟢 Hello! I’m Doc Paulo and I can help you with your medical concerns! 😊 I provide convenient telemedicine services for non-emergency cases. Check out the posters for more details 🤓 Looking forward to seeing you! 🧑🏻‍⚕️

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Paulo Malanog

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6 years

Coming soon in 2020 👨🏻‍⚕️

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3 years

continuation.. "Alam ko na marami dito mas mahaba bang oras kaysa 18 hours ang tinatrabaho araw-araw. Pero ginagawa natin yan [referring to their daily campaign] para mas maraming kababayan natin ang makakausap natin." #PinkSunday #AngatBuhayLahat #KulayRosaAngBukas

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6 years

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6 years

Thomasians! Let’s support our very own UST Salinggawi Dance Troupe in the upcoming UAAP Season 81 Cheerdance Competition this Saturday, November 17 at the Mall of Asia Arena. Get your official merchandise at the QPav! 🐯

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5 years

Nag-aaral ako sa coffee shop. Sa sobrang saturated ng utak ko, nablanko ako ng tingin. Nung medj nakarecover na utak ko, may nakasalubong ako ng tingin. Si feeling kinindatan ako akala yata niyang tinititigan ko siya Pero kinilig si tanga????? Ang rupok???

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5 years

I thank God for the opportunity meeting "doctors" who exemplify the kind of doctor I should NOT become.

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Paulo Malanog

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7 years

Awkward... may biglang yumakap sakin from the back dito sa CBTL. Akala niya ako yung bf niya 😂 Shookt ako... tsaka si kuya. (Oo, lalaki siya haha)

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4 years

Lowkey inggit sa mga taong hindi mahilig sa sweets How do you do it 😩😩

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4 years

Internship officially starts tomorrow 🧑🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍💻

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6 years

It took me soo long. No more sting, no urge of avoidance, no hate. I'm so glad to wake up knowing that I'm finally okay ☺

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Paulo Malanog

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3 years

Nananahimik lang ako sa coffee shop habang gumagawa ng lecture, tas biglang may na-choke 🙃 Napa-Heimlich ako bigla lorde

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Paulo Malanog

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2 years

Merry Christmas 🎄🫶

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Paulo Malanog

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6 years

Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear white coats & stethoscopes. This school year, the UST Medicine Student Council's goal is to lead the next generation of superheroes. I am John Paulo Malanog, your MSC Director for Community Development. Together, we will #TakeTheLead

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Paulo Malanog

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3 years

Another question asking about the most effective contraceptive method to prevent pregnancy until menopause....... and my Thomasian brain automatically looked for abstinence..... pero wala sa choices 😂

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Paulo Malanog

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2 years

#PLE2022 #NeuroPLE Blood-Brain Barrier: formed by astrocyte foot process, pericytes, basement membrane, NON-FENESTRATED capillary endothelial cells with TIGHT JUNCTIONS Neurologic structures devoid of BBB? - Circumventricular Organs (3P’s TOSS)

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5 years

I was told by my younger brother that my mom, a solid DDS, 1. Didn't vote for Go and Marcos 2. Voted for Diokno, Gutoc and Hilbay We had arguments before because of our difference in political views! I AM SO PROUD IMMA CRYYYY

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3 years

It's official 🩺

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Paulo Malanog

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6 years

Pedia Genetics Prof: What is a mitochondria? Us medical students: POWER HOUSE OF THE CELL HIGH SCHOOL DESCRIPTION PA RIN 😂😂😂

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5 years

“Pinaglaban ko kayo” We might not have been there, but it’s comforting to know that someone was for us to be our voice. Thank you always, Momma C 😌

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Paulo Malanog

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6 years

Visited the new hospital here in Bohol and the doctors here are looking forward for me to finish my medical training. I found my future section 😍 📍ACE Medical Center - Bohol

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Paulo Malanog

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2 years

Bakit uso magrefer sa gabi pwede bang magsitulugan nalang tayo

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

4 years

Biochem was never my thing.. especially na hindi siya major subject sa CRS so I felt so intimidated nung med school pa. Nakakatuwa lang kapag yung lecturers sobrang galing magturo. Making these concepts so easy to understand and digest. No regrets so far 👌

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Paulo Malanog

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6 years

Papasok ka ba? HAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT

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Paulo Malanog

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3 years

Here’s to fulfilling more dreams at 27 🥂

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Paulo Malanog

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5 years

Worth the wait!! Ya boi's still a St Dominic scholar for the last academic year in Med school 🥺🥺🥺 TYL☝🏻

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5 years

Your future Neurologist-Psychiatrist 🧠❤ In God's perfect time 🙏🏼

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5 years

Ya boi got his scrubs! It's becoming so much more real ⭐👨🏻‍⚕️

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Paulo Malanog

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2 years

Referred a patient to derma. Made my own Derma working impression in my referral and kiligz coz the sign out diagnosis of Derm service is the same as mine 😁

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Paulo Malanog

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5 years

Thank you for the trust, UST FMS Batch 2020! We are looking forward to a great year with you all. In the service of the batch, I am officially signing in as your Clerks Council Vice President ⭐

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

5 years

Finally done with Internal Medicine ✅ Grew so much as a doctor in this rotation 👨🏻‍⚕️💛 P > MGH with no objection from all services Nag-rule in na ako ng Neurology-Psychiatry, but then, t/c Internal Medicine 🤔

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2 years

Send off na ng mga PLE takers this morning for the first exam tomorrow! Nice meeting some of the students earlier! Good luck sa inyo, mga doc! We're all praying for your success 🙏

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@jpdmalanog

3 years

Highly considering to take the March 2022 PLE instead at this point

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

5 years

First time in Baguio (finally) and I fell in love with the place

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

5 years

Here are ya home OTRPs! We're officially done with third year in med school! Going ✈ Clerkship

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@jpdmalanog

6 years

UST FMS! Quick survery lang: Maliban sa medical missions, sinong interisado sumali sa tuli missions ngayong semester? Like this tweet if you guys are! :)

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Paulo Malanog

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2 years

Why do some people still remove their mask if they’ll sneeze 😭 kaya tayo nag-mask diba

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

4 years

Cerebral Palsy is always close to my heart ❤️ Most of my patients back in OT were kids with CP! If I hadn’t pursue med, I was already preparing my application for Bobath Approach training at Ortigas. Great work, ma’am Saab! 🥰 #cerebralpalsyawarenessmonth

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

5 years

Crush, alam mo wag ka na mahiya. Landiin mo na ako. Send tweet

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4 years

But 🥺🥺

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4 years

Day 1 F2F ➡️ OB-GYN 🤰🏻

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5 years

Happy New Year from our fam to yours! ANG SWEET NILA FOR REMEMBERING ME PERO BAKIT PARANG PINATAY NILA AKO? 😂

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

6 years

Signing off from Medwards... Retain the headdress and back to halaman life 😂

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@jpdmalanog

2 years

Gusto ko rin magjog around BGC with my dog tapos dadaan sa coffee shop and chill for a while, then uuwi sa condo ko, probably swim sa pool, and enjoy the artificial nature BGC condo's offer while in the urban Metro Manila But no magsipag muna tayo, self. Di ka dato 😂🙃

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3 years

I have finally decided and I’m at peace with it 😌 Now I could just enjoy the rest of the remaining days of internship.

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@jpdmalanog

6 years

I saw a post on FB na may certian photo with the caption: "I'M NOT SPOILING YOU HAH PERO ALAM NIYO NAA!!" EH DI PUNYETA KA PALA EH SINO KA BA INUNFRIEND NA KITA LECHE KA MASUNOG KA SANA SA IMPYERNO BIDA BIDA PISTING YAWAA

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5 years

It hurts me to see patients and/or their families refuse treatment just because of financial limitations 😪 Our country really needs to step up with regards to health care. If others countries can cover for their citizen's hospital costs; then when shall we? 😔

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@jpdmalanog

11 months

Bakit madali lang tignan sa mga vlogs 🥲 special thanks to the kind staff, ma’am precious, for helping me/saving my cake

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@jpdmalanog

6 years

Stylist: anong gupit natin sir? Me: hmm.. kayo po kuya ano sa tingin niyo ayos? Stylist: Sige sir gawin kitang fuccboi Me: G Fuccboi in da haus 😂✂️✂️

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2 years

Hoping that things will finally make sense and fall into the right place this November. 🙏 Feeling very lost rn

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@jpdmalanog

4 years

My co-interns are now preparing for their return to Manila and settling down in their dormitories/condo in preparation for the onsite internship at PGH. It really is happening. Dumating na rin yung panahon. Oh well. December pa ako babalik, but see you guys soon

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

4 years

Freaked out at one DepEd module saying blood from the right ventricle is brought to the lungs via the pulmonary VEIN, and back to the left atrium via the pulmonary ARTERY 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

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6 years

Basically almost every medical student while taking an exam 😂😂 kulang nalang tawagin lahat ng santo sa langit Congratulations again C2021 babies!

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2 years

Suited up last night

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3 years

TITO BOY, MERONG POY THERAPEUTIC ABORTION SUCH AS IN CASES OF ECTOPIC PREGNANCY

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@jpdmalanog

2 years

"Sorry ah, ang kalat dito. Sana hindi kayo nabo-bore" VP LENI NAKO PO KAHIT ARAW ARAWIN NIYO PA ANG PAG-FB LIVE. Tuwang tuwa po kami and it makes things lighter 🥺

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2 years

Masarap talaga sa feeling kapag nakakuha ng tamang diagnosis just with a good hx and PE. Then mas naconfirm lang with the labs and imaging 🎯

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

3 years

Sawadee krub pheuan

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Paulo Malanog

@jpdmalanog

7 years

At Wendy's M: Miss, isa pong crunchy spring rolls tsaka isang salisbury steak Cashier: Drinks po? M: Isang iced tea C: Isa lang po? Baka gusto din ng kasama niyo po M: ... M: Ako lang kakain niyan Sorry, ate, gutom me

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1 year

Joining in the yearbook fun haha lol

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Paulo Malanog

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4 years

TBH, ang ganda pala talaga ng Fam Med! Nagsisi ako na hindi ko siya na-appreciate gaano back in med school. I'm loving everything about it! Paakyat na siya to my top specializations of choice to consider for residency at mahihirapan na naman ako nito HAHAHA

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Everyday is a battle of keeping myself sane

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