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London, England
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@jpatz88
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2 years
9 years in the making - finally an AUSTRALIAN 🇦🇺
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5 months
@boymarcopolo Asked three straight Italian guys for directions on the way back to my hotel in Florence. They asked if I was gay, figured they were gonna be homophobic. 15 mins later I’m on a mattress in their shitty apartment getting gangbanged.
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2 years
Boats n Hoes.
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2 years
May have just gotten fucked by the PT from my gym 💅🏽
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2 years
Hallow-Kween 🥰
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2 years
@G2a0r2y0 @dILLON_cASSIDY_ I could not think of anything worse than douching in front of my top 😂 But maybe I’m just an old fashioned romantic.
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2 years
Hungover and H Word.
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4 years
Happy hump day Slut’s ❤️🍆💦
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2 years
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10 months
@aw4mf Being anti-Israel is not anti-semitism. Speak up and stop fence sitting. I say this to anyone and everyone. This isn’t politics anymore, it’s a clear right and wrong.
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2 years
Waterpark hang.
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2 years
Not as Miserable about becoming an Aussie as my face would suggest.
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3 years
Goodnight from me, my flat ass and slender-man fingers - we still cute ❤️
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2 years
Beach bitch 🏝️ @Kingandthealter
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3 years
Hi MTV, welcome to my Crib.
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2 years
Cultural day out.
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2 years
Arq
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3 years
We’re backkkkkk 🍷 🍸
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2 years
Drunk sluts 🥰
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4 years
No filter bitch.
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2 years
Merry Christmas (eve)
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2 years
Testing out the new office gym.
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2 years
Why is it anytime I wear a backpack I feel like Dora the Explorer?
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4 years
Need validation.
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3 years
Fair Day was once again, EPIC.
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3 years
Say no to clothes.
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4 years
Long weekend
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2 years
World Pride souvenir x
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2 years
YTB’s.
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3 years
Week 4 without a haircut 😭
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9 months
📸
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2 years
Protein shakes finally starting to pay off 🎉
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3 years
I may or may not be wearing a children’s size 16 t-shirt in this picture.
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2 years
Beach hangs w @mr_pilf
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3 years
Cropping bitches out cause it’s all about ME.
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3 years
Me againnnnnnn
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3 years
Feeling myself.
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3 years
Ber-hoe’s
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2 years
Beds ready for the weekend 😂
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3 years
Reminder to self, learn to ARCH THAT BACK 👏🏽
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3 years
What Sundays were made for.
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1 year
‘Look away, and don’t act so constipated’
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4 years
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1 year
Still on holiday.
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3 years
Goodbye curls.
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3 years
Birthday dranksssss
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8 months
@RuggeryV That’s just how gays strengthen the friendship
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3 years
🍹 🥤 🍷 🍸
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3 years
Category is: Chicken Legs. 🐔 🍗 🐓
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2 years
I’m clothed because I’m classy.
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4 years
Bero Sunday’s 🎉
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10 months
May be time to get a haircut.
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1 year
Back from Madrid, but not ready to stop posting bout it.
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1 year
Fam hangs.
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2 years
More boys.
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3 years
Boats n Hoes 🛥
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3 years
Masc 4 Masc.
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2 years
Not impressed with the state of this mirror 💦
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2 years
Decided to create a ⭕️ 🙈
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2 years
Hoyts cinema lighting on POINT.
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11 months
I miss Sydney sun. London, you are killing me.
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1 year
I’m on holiday.
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2 years
Beach.
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2 years
Mardi Gras/World Pride opening weekend photo dump ❤️
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2 years
VIPs only (we weren’t allowed in)
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4 years
You always end up at Bero.
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3 years
Look how cute my bedroom is. And me, obvs 🥰
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4 years
Sup.
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5 months
Wedding (not mine obvs)
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2 years
I’m gonna miss her 🥺😭
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4 years
Just to prove I don’t live in sunglasses, and DO smile every now and then.
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3 years
Call me Daddy.
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4 years
How is it only Tuesday night. I’m DONE.
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3 years
Moist.
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3 years
My big baby.
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2 years
Thrilled to be here.
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2 years
Why do I look so cross eyed 👁🤷🏽
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3 years
It’s beginning to feel like gay Christmas.
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3 years
He’s an outdoors gay.
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