Sergio 🇵🇭 @jownuss Twitter profile

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Tara na dito sa Quezon Memorial Circle, #kakampinks !

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Reddit, thanks for reminding us.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Repurposed my Leni-Kiko baller 🫰🏼💕

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

The only animated editorial cartoon that matters today

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Kim Molina and Gerald Napoles who starred in Darryl Yap movies want to let us know…

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 months

People Power? Eh mas marami pa mga nakapila sa llaollao sa Megamall kesa sainyo.

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@smninews

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'BBM RESIGN!' Nagmistulang People Power ang labas ng KOJC compound dahil sa pagdagsa ng tao at iisa lang ang ipinagsisigawan, 'BBM Resign!' #BBMRESIGN #HandsOffKOJC #PeoplePower

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Only in the Philippines. 🤡 (Minarcos ko lang from @eacayan ’s IG story.)

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Eksena sa burol: Nakikiramay: Mare, I’m sorry for your loss. This must be very hard for you. Pero ang mahalaga angel na ngayon ang anak mo. Namatayan: Salamat, mare. Gusto mo gawin kitang angel ngayon? Sometimes, toxic positivity deserves sarcasm.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

“Get vaccinated now.” Eh bwisit sino ba kasi nagsabing ayaw namin magpabakuna??? Eh sa wala pa ngang bakuna dito para sa prio group namin! Ok? Kaya imbes na magalit kayo sa mga hindi bakunado, magalit kayo sa gobyerno na hindi inaayos ang vacinne rollout.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

More stars are speaking up re how bad the government is handling the COVID-19 crisis (A THREAD)

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

DDS ka ba?

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@Xahraddeen_

4 years

What is the most important question to ask on a first date??

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Receipt, in case he deletes.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Sir Ryan Cayabyab joins the PasigLaban crowd! #PasigLaban #PasigisPink #PasigForLeniKiko #PasigLabanParaSaTRoPa

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

LOSING APOLITICAL FRIENDS IS A GAIN!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

On COVID reponse: Duterte Leaders of & minions other countries

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Doggo now ready for halloween as Corgi Macapagal-Arroyo.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

9 months

Starbucks barista: Total of 5 drinks, sir, right? Friend ko: Yes po. Barista: For here po? Friend ko: Hmmm for there po (sabay turo sa table namin) 😭😭😭😭😭

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

I stand with all the Lorenzo Levistes, Jake Ejercitos, and Daniel Padillas in the world!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

GOOD NEWS! My mom is no longer a Marcos apologist and a Marcos Jr. supporter. She even sent me this picture of our gate. Resibo daw yan ng kanyang pakikinig sa “political sermons” ko sakanya. 😂

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

“Kelangan talaga manalo talaga muna ako dito. And then I can do whatever I want.” That’s what he thinks of the congressional seat he’s aiming for, just a place to rest his ass on.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

9 months

From unity to division 😂

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Ano ba ‘tong kwarto ko, parang P150 for 3 hrs.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

JUST IN: Harry Roque, natagpuang walang hiya, walang konsensiya, at walang malasakit sa kapwa.

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@inquirerdotnet

4 years

‘WALANG PALAKASAN’ Pasig City Mayor Vico Sotto on Monday said even his senior citizen mother and actress Coney Reyes was not exempted from complying with the guidelines of the local government’s vaccination program. For more news, visit

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

On a scale of 1 to Teddy Boy, what is your level of entitlement?

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Yeah, i get it. Nagse-celebrate ng friendship, but the point is need pa bang picturan?

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

1.Argumentum ad hominem—“Mandaraya,magnanakaw, robot si VP” 2. Digression—“Hindi ako ang bad example kundi si VP na mandaraya” 3. Straw man—“Sino ba nagsabing magmodelo ako o gayahin ako?” 4. Scapegoating—“Kasalan ni VP bat nasira ang Pinas sa mundo”

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

Apparently, @collegeboymnl isn’t college-ready at all. Kapal mukha mang-“correct” ng statement na dati nang grammatically correct (dude, kasi the gerund “losing” is the subj. there, not “friends”). Also, “subject word agreement”? What?!😂 Elem. & HS are calling you back. 😂

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Every relationship needs money for it to work.

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@B_Yandaa

2 years

Unpopular relationships opinions that would get you in this position?

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Feeling ko talaga si Leni ang presidente natin ngayon.

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@gmanews

4 years

LOOK: Office of VP Robredo distributed 750 packed meals to locally stranded individuals in NAIA Terminal 3 and Baclaran Church on June 11, Thursday (Photos from OVP, Batch 1) | @llanescajourno

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Dami kumikwestyon sa desisyon nung 1st customer to buy an iPhone 14 sa Power Mac. His savings, his rules. Pera niyo? Inaano ba kayo? Iligal ba bumili ng iPhone gamit perang bunga ng sakripisyo niya? Let people enjoy their purchases, especially if they're not at your expense!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

First 40 mins of the press con: - explains arrest process - explains COVID-19 transmission - talks about vaccines in general - attacks Diokno - talks about Vico - attacks Diokno - attacks Diokno - gets headache Where are the plans? WALA.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

I set aside a budget for my wisdom tooth extraction, but when Mama said “Noy, parang gusto kong sumama kila anti mo sa Baguio tour nila. Kaso hindi libre. KKB daw. Baka sayang lang sa pera?” I didn’t think twice about treating her to that trip. She deserves it. No question.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Donya Cielo impersonating you-know-who. No doubt she’s perfect for her role in Dirty Linen.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

QC, ipanalo na natin ‘to! 💕💖🌸🌷💕💖🌸🌷 #PinkSunday

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

My teenage nephew posted this 👇🏼. Me to nephew: Because you are more woke than your parents and grandparents, give me you bank account number. 😂 Proud tito haha

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Mga ka-marites, Kung kaya natin magbasa about kay Aljur at Kylie, baka naman kaya din magbasa ng history at mag-fact-check para naman ‘di tayo makadagdag sa problema ng bansa sa spread of false info! Amen?

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

It was the perfect opportunity to apologize and make amends. But you made it too Yeng-centric you forgot about how your action affected others.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

#NeverForget gaano ka-ipokrito si Harry Roque.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

MANILABAYWALKDOLOMITEBEACH

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

6 months

DI PINA-PRIORITIZE ANG SAFETY! Lagot na naman ang It’s Showtime sa MTRCB. #ShowtimeSanibPwersa #ShowtimeSaGMA

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

BBM 3-in-1 coffee. 3x natalo sa 1 eleksyon!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

BBM’s camp: BBM can’t attend because he’s not feeling well. Leni: The nerve!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

“Si Presidente Aquino may pinardon na Amerikano. At alam mo ‘yung crime niya? Drugs. Oh ‘eto nga homicide lang eh.” - Salvador Panelo, Sept. 9, 2020 #JusticeForJenniferLaude

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Look at my wallpaper! 🫰💗

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Normalize saying NO when asked if you can be ninong/ninang to a child whose parents you don’t even know or are not even close to.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

LENITODA 💕🌷

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Thanks, Jimmy, for enumerating the artists we need to cancel asap. 😉✌🏼

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Tangina dito sa buffet breakfast. “Sir, ano po dressing mo?” Me: Hundred islands po. Lupa, lamunin mo na ako!!!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Why do government websites look so crappy?

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

PH’s loss is now Harvard’s gain. I’m so sorry for PH but so happy for Harvard and so proud of Leni!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

This is a million times better than Goma’s dick painting.

The Philippine Star

@PhilippineStar

3 years

A SON'S LOVE ❤️ This artist from Occidental Mindoro painted a portrait of his father to pay tribute for his hard work as a farmer. #HappyFathersDay

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

MGA TRAPO NG CAM. SUR! Nagawa pang samantalahin ang COVID-19 crisis para maipangampanya na ang anak na si Luigi.

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@jownuss

3 years

This spells the huge difference b/w #kakampinks and DDS+Marcos Jr. fanatics. The former inspire love and hope. The latter radiate anger and violence.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

My cousin’s comment 👇🏼 😂🤣

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

Losing DDS friends is a gain.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Tara, remind natin si @stgatchalian .

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

1 year

Losing BBM friends is a gain.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Kapatid ko baliktad ang pangalan aa Facebook. Chinat ko: “Ambulansya ka te?”

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

1 year

Full-blast ang pag-promote ng GMA sa It’s Showtime. Grabe ang tiwala! Alam na alam nilang worth it ang collab. And it’s like GMA is telling TVJ na “Hey, guys. Thank you for leaving” and TV5 na “Thank you for letting IS go. Now watch and learn. This is how you promote a show.”

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Iinvite natin si Marcos Jr. mag-ninong. Tapos pagdating niya, sabay2 natin ireveal na: IZZA PRANK! DEBATE TO, HINDI BINYAG!

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

We can only hope Suzette D can be half as modest and humble as Mel Tiangco is.

KPIEChannel

@KPieChannel

2 years

Mel Tiangco: I hope it’s not true dahil walang makakapalit sa Maalaala Mo Kaya. It is a class of its own. Hindi biro na kapag natapat ka sa Maalaala Mo Kaya, ay naku magdasal ka na. 💁🏻‍♀️

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@jownuss

3 years

Toni in July 2020: “Sa lahat ng nasa posisyon ngayon, hindi namin makakalimutan ang ginawa nyo sa mga trabahador ng ABSCBN.” Toni in Feb 2022: “Number 43 sa balota—Congressman, but soon to be senator, Rodante Marcoleta!”

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Malaking sakripisyo para kay Leni. 🌷😂

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@jownuss

2 years

Biggest scams in the Philippines today: 1. Intelligence funds 2. Confidential funds 3. Maharlika Funds You know who the scammers are. 😒

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Modeling and acting are decent jobs. Molesting a maid is not. Being president only to abuse and misuse power is not.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

Where are the good cops? What do they say about the undeniable existence of police brutality? What’s their stand on the killings? If they’re quiet, they aren’t good cops. We can’t trust them and their judgment.

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@jownuss

3 years

My realizations after exchanging PMs with some FB friends na DDS &/or Marcos apologists na nakasagutan ko comment section ng posts ko: 1. It's really much more effective when we aren't antagonistic, know-it-all, & sarcastic when trying to engage them in a peaceful convo.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

5 years

The DDS are on it again on FB. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Sinisisi si Valenzuela Mayor Rex Gatchalian. 😂😂😂

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

If you are from Davao, please support her.

Peace worker challenges Paolo Duterte for House seat in Davao

Maria Victoria Maglana said elections should not be about choosing officials with the same names every time.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

4 years

DDS Digong

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

3 years

Minority kami? Explain mo nga bakit nilingaw ang pelikula ng asawa mo.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

2 years

Pumuntang America, binash. Umuwi galing America, binash. Babes, kulang kayo sa aruga.

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@jownuss

3 years

Immodest. Conceited. Pathetic.

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@jownuss

2 years

Be a Zendaya in a world full of Ella Cruzes.

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1 year

From Quora: Is the Philippines doomed to fail? “The Philippines is already a failure.”

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@jownuss

3 years

Do you fancy some homemade palitoire?

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@jownuss

3 years

Camarines Sur has 35 municipalities and 2 cities. So the province has 37 mayors, not 11. That's the tweet.

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

1 year

Ang asshole ng galawan nung kumpanyang inapplyan ng friend ko. Para sakin lang ha? Friend took the qualifying exam for the post. Hard pero napasa niya. Wow! Tapos he went thru a series of 5 interviews over a span of 2 months. Wow! Only to be told they’re not gonna hire him?

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@jownuss

3 years

When will all people realize “Hindi hadlang ang kahirapan sa pag-abot ng pangarap” is bullsh*t?

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@jownuss

3 years

Back here at this historic spot. Saw a couple of people taking pics as well. Grabe, Emerald Ave. is now a tourist spot ba? 😅💕

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Sergio 🇵🇭

@jownuss

7 months

Baks, mhie, teh, and sis aren’t gender neutral. So gabriel.idos has got a point, in my opinion. If you cry “SOGIE equality,” di ba dapat you don’t normalize misgendering?

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@JEG0VSTHEW0RLD

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“ako lang ba..” OO BAKS IKAW LANG

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@jownuss

2 years

Go candidate #10 ! Hataw! @Itssassagurl ! #MakatiIsPink #PilipinasIsPink #IbotoNa10Pilipinas

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@jownuss

2 years

Oh baby baby. Yes please. 💕💕 #PasayIsPink #arawna10to #hbdpresidentleni

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@jownuss

5 years

BREAKING: Vivian Velez, a pro-Duterte, got burnt alive by Angel Locsin ( @143redangel ). Let’s hope Vivian recovers quickly from the 3rd-degree burn she sustained. On a side note, she starred in Angel’s teleserye Imortal.

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@jownuss

3 years

How do you say no to “Tara, inuman”? Me: Umiinom ako gamot eh.

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@jownuss

1 year

Our children deserve kulay rosas na bukas. 🌸

Daniel B. Bautista

@bautistadanielb

1 year

🌸 OMG!!! 🥹

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@jownuss

1 year

Normal ba sa job application na after ka pakuhanin ng difficult online exam eh papadaanin ka sa LIMANG INTERVIEWS over the span of 2 months only to be told after the last interview na di ka qualified?

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@jownuss

5 years

Excuse me, but we need thousands of Tricia Robredos and ZERO Mocha Usons.

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@jownuss

3 years

Poor baby girl her dad’s a trapo and her mom’s a trapo lover.

The Philippine Star

@PhilippineStar

3 years

IT'S A GIRL! On Instagram, the couple shared the precious moment from when they found out the gender of their first child together. | @latest_chika FULL STORY:

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Thank you, u/unsolicited_advisr, for your sacrifice. You didn't have to watch it, but you still did just so you could give us this fair warning.

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@jownuss

1 year

Driver mong half Persian, half kebab.

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@jownuss

2 years

Sa video call namin ni Ma kahapon: Ma: Noy, balita ka papa-tattoo ka. Wag na niyan! Madudumihan lang katawan mo. Me: Bakit, Ma? Pinigilan mo ba si Lola nung nagpa-tattoo siya ng kilay niya? Ma: Eh kilay naman yun. Me: So ano gusto mo, pa-tattoo ako sa kilay imbes sa braso?

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@jownuss

2 months

The consent of your partner is far more important than your urge. Kung libog na libog ka at ayaw ng asawa mo, use your hands. And more importantly now na nasa senado ka, use your head.

NewsWatch Plus PH

@newswatchplusph

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[Trigger warning: Sensitive topic] WATCH: “Wala ka sa mood, paano ako?” In a hearing on sexual harassment, Senator Robin Padilla asked what husbands can do if their wives are not in the mood for sex | @eimorpsantos