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@joshlufc91
Josh
2 years
When that fella set up a fund page for that crying German girl at Wembley and then got outed as a nonce 😂😂😂
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2 years
What was the best day ever on Twitter?
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2 months
phone (h)
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Scarlett Burgess
2 months
Rather Ipswich then Leeds 🤷‍♀️
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12 days
Ryan Porteous to the pilot that flew him out to Germany
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@joshlufc91
Josh
4 years
Loads of people calling for #LoveIsland to be cancelled. Don't know about anyone else but I'd rather we got rid of The Sun, The Mirror and The Daily Mail 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@joshlufc91
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3 years
They beat us 5-1 and we're 17th
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3 years
Banner in the away end tonight #lufc
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2 years
"He was newly single, what was he supposed to do?" Not rape trafficked children, that would be a good start. Fucking hell #GhislainePrinceAndrew
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6 years
Had some really sad news tonight. I've been told that Edna Newton, who sits in my block in the West Stand, has sadly passed away. She was 94 years old. Her first match was in the 1930's & she had a season ticket for 64 consecutive seasons. RIP Edna, we will all miss you 😢 #lufc
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Josh
1 year
Hi @WilliamHill #YourOdds on Jesse Marsch to get the Southampton job and to get his first win against Leeds in a fortnight and what is the absolute maximum I can bet on this thanks
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Jacob Tanswell
1 year
🚨 #SaintsFC are considering Jesse Marsch to replace Nathan Jones as manager. Southampton have held a long-standing interest in Marsch which predates Sport Republic's arrival. Marsch is still in the UK after #LUFC sacking. Story @TheAthleticFC
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4 years
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2 years
Liverpool away
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@joshlufc91
Josh
3 years
Definitely the quietest sold out away end I've heard for a long time, maybe ever. Shocking support
@CalvertLewin14
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
3 years
Toffees away support back in full force! Safe trip home 💙🦋
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3 years
She should try watching Leeds
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
Billie Eilish says watching porn from the age of 11 'destroyed my brain'
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1 year
Derby County! Bloody hell Derby County! D'ya remember them?
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1 year
ain't nobody like mckennie shit and lazy from the usa
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1 year
@WilliamHill Not surprised you'd lose a fortune cheers anyway
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1 year
West Ham have lost 5 in a row. AND IT'S LEEEEEEEEDS UUUUUUUUUUNITED...
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@joshlufc91
Josh
5 years
So @StanCollymore is taking a break from twitter and has posted a message saying its not right that people keep mentioning things from his past. The same Stan Collymore that recently tweeted news headlines of Leeds fans being racist in the 80's. Absolute fucking hypocrite #lufc
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@joshlufc91
Josh
3 years
So since FT I've seen Rodrigo and Roberts get stick on here. Did I watch a different game? Thought both did really well tonight
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2 years
Baby girl due end of April, just suggested Bee Elsa as a name to my wife. She thinks I'm joking
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@joshlufc91
Josh
1 year
Guess Spurs' next away game. Go on, guess
@footballdaily
Football Daily
1 year
Tottenham make it nine games without a win away from home ❌ Great win for Unai's Aston Villa 💪
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5 years
I didn't realise Stoke were so poor. 1 point in 4 games, abysmal defending, Butland having a terrible spell and calls from their fans for their manager to be sacked. We're top and playing some great football. How anyone can see anything other than 1-0 Stoke is beyond me. #lufc
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Josh
1 year
"Cardiff are winless in their last nine FA Cup matches against Premier League teams" AND IT'S LEEEEEEEEDS UUUUUUUUUUNITED
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Josh
2 years
Never usually arsed for who goes down but I really hope Burnley and their 19th century, hard Brexit, beans on toast football fuck off back to the Championship and stay there
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Josh
1 month
You know full fucking well what you've done with that headline. Proper cunts trick that
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 month
🚨 BREAKING: Norfolk Constabulary have today confirmed one man has been charged and a second man has been bailed following an incident involving a Leeds United supporter outside of Carrow Road, after Sunday’s Play-Off first leg with Norwich City
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Josh
2 years
Ukraine only won it because of Putin #Eurovision2022
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Josh
4 years
Never knew until today that about 30 seconds before Yeboah scored against Wimbledon, he tried this. Who actually tries that from kick off, and he nearly did it 😂 #lufc
@sid_lambert
A Funny Old Game
4 years
The King of the Thunderbastards is 54 today. Many happy returns, Tony Yeboah. What a fucking dig, son.
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1 month
On nights like that, there isn't a ground in this country that comes close to Elland Road. Absolutely incredible
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Josh
4 years
It's quite pathetic how excited I'm getting just because Elland Road will be on FIFA. I'm 28 ffs
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Josh
5 years
Shout-out to the Derby fans who sang "your support is fucking shit" to the Preston fans when this was their away end tonight. #dcfc
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6 years
Wonderful of @LUFC to put flowers on Edna's seat tonight. Tonight was emotional, plenty of tears all round. RIP Edna, you will never be forgotten. Marching on together forever 💛💙 #lufc
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Josh
1 year
Gets forgotten about because we ended up getting beat but those two minutes were incredible. The noise when this went in was deafening
@LUFCSCUM
FA6
1 year
MATCHDAY! #LUFC
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Josh
5 years
Lee Bowyer's coming back to Elland Road. Don't know about everyone else but he'll get a right reception from me
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Josh
1 month
"Ashley Barnes is fucking shit"
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Josh
4 years
@piersmorgan Remember when Caroline Flack died and you asked everybody to #BeKind ?
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Josh
2 years
Anyone else just sat constantly refreshing waiting for the inevitable?
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Josh
3 years
Enjoy League One 🙃 #lufc #swfc
@swfc
Sheffield Wednesday
3 years
It finishes 3-3 at Pride Park, a result which confirms our relegation from the Championship #DERSHW
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3 years
Proper away end that today, went absolutely mental when Gelhardt scored
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Josh
1 year
Already happened at Accrington
@TavernFootball
The Football Tavern
1 year
Where is an FA Cup shock going to come from today?
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2 years
Wolves at home first game of the season, you say?
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Josh
1 year
So just a quick recap. Weston McKennies best friend has this morning said that Aaronson is not a Premier League standard player, Forshaw has done "fucking nothing" in 5 years and now Roca "is ass" too. Some best friend you've got there Weston 👍🏻
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Josh
6 years
For Chris and Kev #lufc
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Josh
1 year
I got home from that match and checked the expiry date on my passport. Not even joking ffs
@LUFCMOTcom
LUFCMOT
1 year
Hard to believe that this was this season...
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1 year
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5 years
New chant: Who's that looking over the fence Is it Bielsa Is it Bielsaaaaa #lufc
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Josh
2 years
Had a go at doing one myself, and I have to admit I'm quite proud of myself for this one. Wait for it...
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Josh
4 years
I mean, how fucking good is this. What a finish
@joshlufc91
Josh
4 years
Not my favourite but one that's up there is McCormack at Donny. Gets forgotten because we were shite but that was a world class finish #lufc
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2 years
Not a human in sight, just phones living in the moment
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5 years
STOP CRYING FRANK LAMPAAAAAAAAAAARD #lufc
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5 years
4 games away from Elland Road been on FIFA.
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5 years
Happy #nationaldogphotographyday . Here's my little fella, would appreciate RT's please so that everyone can see him because, well, look at him 😍
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Josh
6 years
4 Desperado's, 12 joints and 2 lines of coke. "My drink was spiked". Aye OK mate #24hoursinpolicecustody
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2 years
@GrahamSmyth
Graham Smyth
2 years
Leeds United in advanced talks with Joe Gelhardt over a long-term deal. Striker seen as central to the club's future plans. The first of several to enter contract discussions. #lufc
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Josh
3 years
To everyone who donated to that Joel Hughes nonce
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1 year
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
1 year
Club statement.
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5 years
I could honestly watch this all day 🤣 #lufc #dcfc
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1 month
How good was it to hear Play All The Way again btw
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1 year
The amount of Leeds fans who are just really calm and think we'll survive is mental 😂🤷🏻‍♂️
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Josh
4 years
If we don't go up: Bielsa goes, Phillips sold, Ben White goes back, Jack Harrison goes back, Pablo probably goes. Basically we're fucked. So for me, it's worth the risk in just going for it. Fuck FFP just go get Adams and get this shit done. #lufc
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Josh
1 year
Jesse Marsch arriving home in the US after his time as Leeds manager
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2 months
The supercomputer has predicted a Leeds win and an Ipswich loss
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@The_Forty_Four
The 44 ⚽️
2 months
Championship Supercomputer Predictions🖥️ Gameweek 4️⃣6️⃣ Birmingham 2-1 Norwich Sunderland 0-2 Sheffield Wednesday Plymouth 2-2 Hull Leeds 1-0 Southampton Ipswich 1-2 Huddersfield West Brom 1-0 Preston Rotherham 2-2 Cardiff Stoke 1-0 Bristol City Leicester 3-1 Blackburn Coventry
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1 month
The fucking nerve of some of the Leeds players upping their arms trying to get us going. We're doing our bit you cunts how about you lot try fucking doing summat
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1 year
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@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
AI defines what the 'perfect' man and woman look like
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Josh
4 years
Please never let us get to a stage when our official Twitter account has to give a history lesson to 95% of a plastic banbase #lufc
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
4 years
Chelsea vs Leeds. The rivalry explained... 🔵⚪️ #CHELEE
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4 years
Wes Brown OG disallowed for offside 00/01. If that goal stood we'd have qualified for the Champions League again and who knows what would have happened. 18 years and still pissed off. #lufc
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6 years
We're Leeds United, we're top of the league. #lufc
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2 years
What the actual fuck
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1 year
He gets the ball back which starts a new phase of play and then he loses it. Nothing wrong with this at all, correct decision, if anything it's actually very good refereeing and exactly how VAR should be used 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️
@Wolfpackwwfc
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐊™️
1 year
This decision is absolutely disgracful! That's a clear foul on Adama Traore, everyone can see it!! Michael Salisbury even goes to the screen, how can he not give a foul there? There seems to be an agenda against Wolves by the @FA_PGMOL and it stinks!
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2 years
Every time we play Newcastle away I always look forward to it being a good atmosphere, then the game kicks off and I remember it's absolute shite, just as overrated as Anfield
@ianb40toon
Brooksie…im from Blyyyyth
2 years
2nd bottom of the league, 1 win all year, shit housed by Ashley for 14 years, shit on it seems by the Premier league most weeks but this is my club, this is our club, this is wor house…so fuck the haters, this amazing club is going to erupt soon
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29 days
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
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2 years
Howson giving it to the Stretford End 😂😂
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3 years
This Morning (a)
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1 year
To the 98%
@LUFC
Leeds United
1 year
🤍 #LUFC thanks superb fanbase, after 98% of supporters with a Season Ticket opt to renew their seat for 2023/24 campaign
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1 year
8. The catalyst, ER was filling up, atmosphere was class that season. Bielsa did the business but the truth is it was the 16-17 Monk season that really got us all dreaming and believing again
@LUFCMOTcom
LUFCMOT
1 year
Garry Monk is 44 today... Rank his time at the club out of 10? 👇 #LUFC
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Josh
1 year
Thank you so so so much for binning off I Predict A Riot. MOT at full time was brilliant 👏👏 @LUFC
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1 year
I still think this might be out of context, or he's saying something else. I don't believe he'd disrespect us like this. Not him
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1 year
The fucking nerve of Wolves fans complaining about time wasting 😂😂 this your first Wolves game?
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Josh
2 years
July 2018 I was in a very dark place, the worst period of my life. Then on 5th August 2018, we played Stoke at home, and I was immediately given hope, happiness and something to aim for. Marcelo Bielsa, you mean more to me than you will ever know. Thank you, I love you ♥️
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5 years
Southampton losing 7-0 you say? #lufc
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Josh
1 year
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAYYYYY
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@LUFC
Leeds United
1 year
🤩 Welcome Georginio!
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Josh
1 year
Morning
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Josh
2 months
Can't tell you just how much I hate this wanker
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
2 months
THE LIMBS... We were moments away from a @rioferdy5 x Antonio Rudiger celebration 🤣⏰
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6 years
And a massive HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to all the twats who left early. You just missed the biggest mental at Elland Road in years. When will people learn? Never leave early #lufc
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1 year
Ben White plays week in week out for a team top of the league and can't get a call up wtf's going on there?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
Ivan Toney ✅ Trent Alexander-Arnold ❌ BREAKING: Gareth Southgate names his first squad of 2023, as England prepare for Euro 2024 qualifiers against Italy and Ukraine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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1 year
Hi @WilliamHill #YourOdds on Leeds conceding 3 goals all from set pieces and every Leeds corner to not get past the first man? Cheers
@PhilHay_
Phil Hay
1 year
Marsch says there's been a very heavy focus on set-pieces in training today, in anticipation of the Brentford game. He's expecting that to be a factor in the match. #lufc
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My daughter has autism and was non-verbal up until 9 months ago, when she started saying the odd word. So, to hear her singing this to herself and then be able to sing it on request was probably one of the best moments of my life. Wemberlee...
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Josh
5 years
And can idiots please stop pelting opposition players with missiles? Seriously, it's fucking stupid.
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Josh
1 year
Club's 104 years old and every time they've conceded 6 at home I was there 🤣🤣🤣
@LUFCDATA
LUFCDATA
1 year
LANDMARK: Leeds have conceded six goals in a single Premier League match at Elland Road for the first time. LANDMARK: Leeds have conceded SIX goals in a top flight league match at Elland Road for the very first time in the club's history. LANDMARK: Leeds have conceded 11 goals
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5 years
Watching Have I Got News For You and I certainly didn't expect this 😂 #lufc #hignfy
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Josh
1 year
Audio recordings, photographs and videos, and it still gets dropped. Fucking disgraceful
@gmpolice
Greater Manchester Police
1 year
Criminal proceedings against a 21-year-old man in connection with an investigation opened in January 2022 have, today (Thursday 2 February 2023), been discontinued by the CPS. Chief Superintendent Michaela Kerr, GMP’s Head of Public Protection, said:... (1/7)
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1 year
GOAL. City lead 1-0. Roca passes the ball straight to De Bruyne, who plays a simple ball through the middle to Haaland who shoots straight at Meslier but the ball somehow goes straight through him. Not the best start. 1-0 City after 40 seconds.
@PhilHay_
Phil Hay
1 year
Allardyce says the performance defensively is the big thing tomorrow. "It's been so poor in the past few games." #lufc
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1 year
Can see it coming from a mile away ffs 😂😂
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4 years
@SkyNews Meanwhile, at Buckingham Palace:
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