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@NRA
A-rated Texas lawmaker blames gun violence on a lack of prayer in schools. After the Santa Fe mass school shooting, the same lawmaker blamed too many entrance and exit doors. It’s so weird how it’s never Texas’ lax gun laws.
#txlege
Hey lucky people that still have a job/haven’t been financially fucked by this virus: go support the small businesses that are trying to stay open. Tip the wait staff a few more $. Buy merch from bands online. Do what you can to help others in need, just do it with clean hands.
A fucking ICE CREAM company put out the greatest response that I’ve seen from any major brand/company during these times. Holy shit pass me the chunky monkey.
Remember when these people were crying about being stuck in traffic when protests against police brutality and racial injustices ended up on blocking traffic?
It’s so fucked that the shocking part of the video from last night isn’t watching someone get SHOT TO DEATH in the street.
It’s watching a privileged piece of shit walk towards the cops after committing MURDER and NOT getting shot, beaten or even fucking yelled at BY COPS.
WTF
I couldn’t focus on playing guitar during our show tonight bc one guy in front of me was dressed as fucking Wario and then there was a girl sleeping on the barrier. SLEEPING.
Farmington, NM police officer Zachary Christensen has resigned after video showed him roughing up a sixth grader. The officer denied he was using excessive force on the 11-year-old girl even after a school administrator told him she is not a threat to anyone.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: those who understand you have to actually jump in order to stage dive and those who just fall off the stage like a bag of cement.
There’s a difference between “not racist” and “anti racist”.
One is complacent. One is pro active.
It’s not enough to be “not racist”. Anti isn’t bad...it’s forward.
I can’t stop thinking about how there have been times where
@STYGoc
has had to pay a $750 merch cut. We tour in a van and most nights I share a hotel bed with Chris.
You can celebrate Trump losing and not be stoked that Biden won.
We all know most people who voted Biden would have just as easily filled in a bubble on the ballot that said “Not Trump”.
Seeing a big ass sharpie marker being passed around the crowd at Sound and Fury so kids could X up right before Have Heart hit the stage was one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a long time.
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: People who wait calmly to exit an airplane & people who are fucking freaks that violently rip their bags from the overhead & physically crush anyone in their way only to find their terror meant nothing & we all must wait at baggage claim
Now would be a good time to start teaching boys why and how rape is wrong instead of only teaching girls to be scared, what not to wear, how to use rape alarms, etc.
A lot of band guys complain about touring Europe. No ice. Indoor smoking. The list goes on and on for some. Not me. My complaint is that people eat their pizza with a fork. That’s fucked up.
Favorite part of Joker was when we watched the dumb parents rush their kids out of the theater bc they were shocked that the rated R movie (they bought tickets to) had...brace yourself...rated R content. 🤦🏻♂️
The first tour I did we had no seats or AC in the van and there were multiple shows where we got paid in bags of candy and/or hot dogs.
Never in my life would I think that tour would be more efficient than the US government during a global pandemic.
Highlights from tonight’s show:
- Sanction’s van being broken into
- A fight during our set involving crutches
- A fight during our set involving a wheelchair
- Playing Such Pain with no guitar pick
- A fight lasting a song and a half
- Me sniffing
@SomeKindofJesse
’s butt
Been in the van for 20 hrs, still got 25 hrs to go.
@SomeKindofJesse
has already lost it & is hysterically laughing for no apparent reason while we are in dead stop traffic in El Paso. I’m afraid.
If you’re voting in CALIFORNIA today and are registered “no party”. Then MAKE SURE you ask for a “Dem Crossover Ballot”. DO NOT accept a Provisional Ballot, many of those do not get counted. Another case of the system trying to make it harder and make your voice not matter. 🖕
fuck·ing mo·ron
noun / informal
a person who suggests arming 20% of school teachers with guns.
synonyms:
@realDonaldTrump
, fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, cretin, ignoramus
Everyone around me on my flight is discussing how they don’t ever wear masks/how stupid they are. Lots of “No one tells me what to do”. They’re the same people that have their ring tones on volume 100 & watch videos at full volume w/ no headphone. I am surrounded by my enemies.
It’s the year 2019: I was headed to get a vegan chicken sandwich from a food truck, took a wrong turn and stumbled upon The Misfits sound checking at a soccer stadium.
THE FUTURE IS FUCKING INSANE
Played a show for 75 people and then ate at Denny’s w/ friends. Only difference between 20 years ago and tonight is that tonight I’m in Japan, my knee hurts and I’m not worried about my mom grounding me for being out late.
When I was a kid I mimicked my parents beliefs out of fear. Then one day I realized there was nothing to be afraid of. I hope these kids have the same realization.
Currently in Poland w/
@georgeschmitz
.
Me: Did you eat dinner?
George: Yes.
Me: Was it good?
George: I don’t know what it was.
Me: But was it good?
George: It was food and I didn’t throw it up.
Day 29. 13 more days to go.
Donald Trump is a TERRORIST
Donald Trump is a CHILD ABUSER
Donald Trump is a RACIST
Donald Trump is a SCAM ARTIST
Donald Trump is a SEXIST
Donald Trump is a COWARD
Donald Trump is a LIAR
Donald Trump is a CROOK
Donald Trump is a CRIMINAL
Donald Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT
Be my friend and watch my wife’s new show on TV tonight because if it doesn’t get picked up for a 2nd season then we will be homeless bc god knows I’m not going on tour anytime soon lol. NEXT premiers tonight at 9pm on FOX. 👊🤖