Josh @joshh_dp Twitter profile

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

So last night I was (big) spooning a guy who’s 6’5” and he called me his “little jet pack” 😭

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Josh

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1 year

We love a 5 star Grindr review 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@daddy_no_ @StephenOAmmann This was so wholesome until you ruined it

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Alt saw the uncensored version 😈

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

A man I matched with on tinder just sent me a Twitter link to a video of me cumming on my own face 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

I need a bigger mirror…

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

So I have my boss as my Secret Santa, and he’s a proper toxic masculinity sort of guy... bought him this shirt, and wrapped it like this. I may not have a job after tomorrow’s Xmas party. Pray for me

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

I’m not about to get caught balls deep in someone’s husband 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@OzGoofyPrincess @Forsooth78 @KaitMarieox @oupolice @ohiou I wanna know what they think 2 cops are supposed to do against a crowd that size too 😂. But seriously, that’s the most well behaved mob I’ve ever seen...

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Me squeezing his kids out after we done

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

If you were feeling down today, please see good pupper personal trainer

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

@LotusBEARwear Because I can 😘

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Monday can fuck off

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Josh

@joshh_dp

11 months

My best performing tweet and I’m still with him 🥹

Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

So last night I was (big) spooning a guy who’s 6’5” and he called me his “little jet pack” 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Ok but sunburn or not, I dig this selfie 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

I don’t wanna work tomorrow…

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

Thank you @GuardianAus for this gem in relation to @CliveFPalmer press conference 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

I need a Grindr-esque app to hook me up with people that just wanna come over and play Mario kart

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Well fuck…

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Josh

@joshh_dp

7 years

@lanesainty Looks like gay couples on their honeymoon could be denied accommodation 🙃

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@ronawallace @OzGoofyPrincess @Forsooth78 @KaitMarieox @oupolice @ohiou Her leaving was the best way to de-escalate this. She was leaving, the cops did exactly the right thing

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

I apologise to no one that my posts are going to be nothing but puppy for weeks

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

LMAO

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 months

Me accidentally opening Grindr instead of Uber eats… wrong menu 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Y’all need to put your locations in your bio, so I know if you’re close enough to fuck 😩

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

Every time one of my tweets makes it outside my general following, the bitter queens always show up. If you don’t like my tweets, block, mute or keep scrolling. Like I’m sorry your life is so sad that you’ve gotta try and bring others down 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Fresh cuts for the sluts

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Go to sleep sluts

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

@A_J_Hood Shorter that 6’5” doesn’t make me short 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Ok but anyone else find cuddling with someone WAY more intimate than having sex with them?

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Just in case anyone was wondering, viagra and coke isn’t a good combination 🫠

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Weather could be better…

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Mullet progress 😈

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@RailyourRiders @JAS0N_TODDS @lilllykeya @okiedrifter1 @ronawallace @OzGoofyPrincess @Forsooth78 @KaitMarieox @oupolice @ohiou Fucken 5 follower Jonno over here thinks, harassing someone then threatening them with gun violence when they object is cool....

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

My baby. Yes I’m wearing Batman pyjamas

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Boomers in 2003: Now kids, not everything you read on the internet is true... Boomers in 2019: Labor will introduce DEATH TAXES! I saw it on Facebook!

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Give me attention and tell me how pretty I am (even with jet lag eye bags)

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@TurnbullMalcolm If only you’d been so brave when you were PM hey?

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Fresh cuts for the sluts. Mullet gone

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Whenever I go to take a shirtless pic: Mirror: Damn sis, you lookin fiiiine Phone camera: haha NOPE 🖕🏼 ya fat fuck

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Oooop

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Hair 😌

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Who needs a heater when you have Gus 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Hi-vis

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

@LyleShelton 🤢🤢🤢

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Gus graduated from puppy school today. Just thought I’d let y’all know 😂 #frenchbulldog

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

I know it’s been said. But I’d watch the fucking SHIT outta this movie

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

@MicqB Have you seen your face?

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Just realised I am conveniently wearing purple underwear for #WearItPurpleDay

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Look how fuckn cute he is 😫 #frenchbulldog

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Finally home 😄 #frenchie #frenchbulldog #puppy

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

Additional info: he refers to himself as the “Alpha Dog” which makes this especially delicious

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

@NCassiel OMG they IRL hate each other 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

@Alexxx_Atlas That’s probably the autism 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Why you link your Insta in Grindr if you’re just going to have it on private? 🙄

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Look at him 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Oops. We got a little sunburned

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

Not me making my Starfield character as bangable as possible

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

I’m bored so we went blue

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

New rule. Straight coworkers should not ask promiscuous gay men what they got up to on the weekend 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

2 years

Horrendously hung over. Come sit on my face

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Y’all I just topped. For the first time in like 6 months 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Me organising to catch-up with one of my straight mates

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

Gus’ 2 moods

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Gus loved his first beach trip ☺️

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Josh

@joshh_dp

3 years

Did I spend far too much on this watch band? Yes

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Josh

@joshh_dp

7 years

@666comrade I’m homosexual because I support the patriarchy 😉

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Just your friendly reminder that not all content on twitter is for you specifically. If you don’t like or are triggered by something, use those mute, block or unfollow buttons 🙂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

1 year

I can’t with this app

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Omg. I’m so sorry for this but. Me in high school vs me now 😂

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Josh

@joshh_dp

4 years

Only 4 more sleeps till I get to pick up my new bebe 😭

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years

@skylxrksays @haamfish You're famous again

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

Yes I did spend $80 just to have the #pride band. What of it? #LGBTQ #capitalism

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Josh

@joshh_dp

5 years

So today one of the guys I work with asked if I have a girlfriend today, and I immediately responded with “na boyfriend”. It may not seem like much, but my usual response would just be avoidance with “no”. So there’s that...

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Josh

@joshh_dp

6 years