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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

7 months

Is @JasonKelce about to make this rabbi buy his first Christmas Album. Yes. Yes he is.

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3 years

@tedcruz Do you think we get to kill birds in heaven?

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5 years

@fred_guttenberg My beloved 8th grade English teacher was shot in school.

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@DanCrenshawTX This is an offensive insult to the memories of my fellow Jews who were murdered in synagogue in Pittsburgh and Poway. (And it’s a lie)

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1 year

Say the name @DocRivers @RTRSPodcast

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@SenTedCruz How did you tweet this whilst asleep?

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5 years

@NRA @GReschenthaler @AWRHawkins Dear @NRA , maybe don’t tweet this on the one year anniversary of #Parkand . And then, tomorrow, don’t tweet it either.

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@joseltzer

2 years

I personally hope the @spurs go up by 24 points, then I hope they blow the lead, and we walk away with the victory. That way, at the news conference, the @sixers reporters can ask Pop if coaching had anything to do with the 3rd quarter collapse. @RTRSPodcast

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@joseltzer

7 months

My Hero.

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@JasonKelce

7 months

L’Chaim!!!

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4 years

@ABC We don’t deserve them.

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@joseltzer

2 years

This is such a flex to everyone not in Maine right now. #stellersseaeagle #birding

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@linjianyangbe

2 years

G7 -- Steller's Sea Eagles, in NE China's #Jilin province. Who is the crow?🤪 by 易准 #China #野鳥 #birdwatching #BirdsSeenIn2022 #nature #TwitterNatureCommunity #birds #photography @avibase

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3 years

@sixers Gotta add @MatisseThybulle to this stat list!!!!

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3 years

@ChelseaClinton @HillaryClinton I’m still with her.

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@joseltzer

5 years

@LindseyGrahamSC Sorry! I can’t read Russian! So frustrating. I would really like to know what you said in this tweet! 🤦‍♂️

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@joseltzer

2 years

Sad news: Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago has passed away. He was 108 doggie years old, he was the greatest dog, the bestest of friends, a camp mascot for a decade, and he always protected his princesses. We are very sad, but very grateful.

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1 year

This is what it feels like from the other side. @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

3 years

Bring it.

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@joseltzer

5 years

@ChrisisSingin So when @Lin_Manuel mentions the “sweet spot” 🎶 in your voice he means the part in When You’re Home when you sing “Then can I say, I couldn’t take my eyes...” & in One Last Time when you sing 🎶 “Everyone shall sit under their own vine...”???

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

1 year

Beyond grateful for this opportunity to return home to @JTSVoice after a phenomenal experience at the helm of @RamahPoconos . Can’t wait to keep doing good work for the movement and for Jewish life in America.

JTS

@JTSVoice

1 year

JTS is thrilled to announce that it has appointed Rabbi @joseltzer , a JTS alum, to serve as its Vice Chancellor for Institutional Advancement. Rabbi Seltzer was most recently executive director of @ramahpoconos

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@joseltzer

3 years

@DinaLRelles @kairyssdal @BethSholomCong I remember coming home, seeing a young man named @wolfblitzer on a new channel called @CNN , learning the word SCUD, and worrying about our friends and family in Israel.

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@joseltzer

3 years

So this happened. The Northern Lapwing, a European bird that got lost in New Jersey. Nice crowd of birders, docile bird, hopping along in a soy field. Other #lifer s today: Belted Kingfisher, Mute Swan, Snow Goose. @Team_eBird @TheBirdist @rbabox #birding #NaturePhotography

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8 months

This is @JTSVoice #MarchAgainstAntisemitism #MarchForIsrael

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@joseltzer

8 months

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone

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2 years

When you get caught skipping school with the crew. @Phillies @NBCSPhilly #RingTheBell

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4 years

@PaulHembo @975TheFanatic Correlation...

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2 years

Shabbat Shalom from @RamahPoconos

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5 years

@LindseyGrahamSC @FoxNews @seanhannity In Russian?

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@joseltzer

3 years

Last morning.

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@joseltzer

4 years

@DavidSWeisel @jaketapper Dude. It was twice. Don’t shortchange us.

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@joseltzer

4 years

@NRA Can you retweet this in English? I can’t read Russian; thanks!

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@joseltzer

2 years

Boker Tov.

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@joseltzer

4 years

@TheRealHoarse I don’t understand why he didn’t just pick up the ball and call it a seven like I do.

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@joseltzer

3 years

Thankful for my new @RTRSPodcast gear I’ll be wearing this summer @RamahPoconos

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5 years

@LindseyGrahamSC @seanhannity @FoxNews In Russian?

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2 years

It was a great one. Best wishes for a #ShanahTovah to those who celebrate.

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@joseltzer

3 years

It’s Nikayon Time!!!

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@joseltzer

5 years

Hey @Phillies This birthday girl is excited to share her birthday with the The Phanatic today! #GoPhils #Phillies @NBCSPhilly

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@joseltzer

5 years

Grateful for our @philorch and our maestro @nezetseguin ! Enjoyed opening weekend with my middle daughter (the piano player). @HeleneGrimaud was spectacular, Dvorak’s 9th was incredible (also loved the quiet string quartet in the 2nd movement) but Coleman’s Umoja stole the show!

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@joseltzer

5 years

@marcorubio I wish you tweeted more about gun violence in this country....

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@joseltzer

3 years

Post #XPN2021 withdrawal is real.

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@joseltzer

5 years

@petersagal @Lin_Manuel That’s not his job.

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@joseltzer

3 years

Here’s the thing about Tapestry. It’s simply amazing that she wrote this many hits in one album. Others may have sang them better (You’ve Got a Friend, Natural Woman) but she wrote all of these at her piano in one stretch of time, and that’s amazing. Also, Gilmore Girls. #xpn2021

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@joseltzer

3 years

My daughter did this.

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@joseltzer

4 years

I wrote some words trying to quantify the unquantifiable loss of a summer. Sharing this loss with all of you and @RamahPoconos The Things We Will Lose - eJewish Philanthropy via @ @ejphil

The Things We Will Lose

[caption id="attachment_136530" align="alignleft" width="1024"] Courtesy Camp Ramah in the Poconos[/caption] By Rabbi Joel Seltzer Wednesday I sent out the announcement explaining that for the first...

ejewishphilanthropy.com

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@joseltzer

3 years

I beat @DinaLRelles to it.

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@joseltzer

2 years

Picked up some old friends for Yuntif. G’mar Hatimah Tovah all! @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

5 years

Can you smell this?

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@joseltzer

3 years

It’s been too long. Can’t wait to see you. @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

10 months

Hard pass. @RTRSPodcast

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@SixersAdam

10 months

Breaking: entire 2023-24 Sixers schedule

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3 years

@SenTedCruz Resign.

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@joseltzer

5 years

Talent show @RamahPoconos I’m pretty sure this is the best version of ‘Let it Go’ I’ve ever heard. (No offense meant to @idinamenzel and @CaissieLevy ) #inclusion #Ramah #JewishCamp

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@joseltzer

3 years

#TTP @RamahPoconos #UnofficialSummerCampOfTheProcess @sixers @RTRSPodcast

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@joseltzer

6 years

@marcorubio So let’s make it harder for them to get AR-15s huh? 🙄

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@joseltzer

2 years

Happy 15th birthday to my best friend, Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago. Still loves his walks, even at 105 human years old. @ElianaSeltzer @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

9 years

That time when you hear the song Bad Blood on the radio and you say - "oh that's song from the Gesher play!" @PoconosGesher15 @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

2 years

A great light, and an old friend, passed away today. I am broken hearted. Barukh Dayyan HaEmet.

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@joseltzer

2 years

Birding partner.

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@joseltzer

2 years

Last night @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

4 years

An anecdote from my drive through NE PA today. I’m used to seeing Trump signs: Big ones. Flags. Etc. all throughout the drive, especially entering Wayne county; they were there in force. What was new this time were the few, but noticeable, Republicans for Biden/Harris signs.

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

8 years

So, this arrived today.... @RamahPoconos #happyjoel #RadHaDrone

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@joseltzer

4 years

Our @philorch throws some shade... 👏👏👏

The Philadelphia Orchestra

@philorch

4 years

If you're like us and can't stop talking about the Four Seasons (Vivaldi, that is), why not attend a post-concert chat with world-renowned violinist @GilShaham ? Book your ticket to our Digital Stage concert for exclusive access! 👉

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2 years

Way down under the ground… @hadestown

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@joseltzer

6 years

@jaketapper “Just spoke with a player on the Eagles.” @jaketapper ‘s favorite sentence ever...

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2 years

Baby it's cold outside. #BirdsSeenIn2022 #Birding #birdphotography #GBH

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@joseltzer

5 years

@RavMABAY

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2 years

It’s a new era @RamahPoconos @MokaOrigins

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@joseltzer

4 years

@CNN I thought MJ did this decades ago...🐐

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@joseltzer

7 months

Quick Post Script to this viral tweet, my daughter also informs me that there is a @taylorswift13 Christmas album that might also have to be on her Hanukkah list! But @tkelce would have to approve.

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@joseltzer

4 years

I hope our democracy survives the next 30 minutes.

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@joseltzer

3 years

@ambernoelle He’s never even thought about them.

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@joseltzer

6 years

@SpikeEskin I’ll take the under.

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@joseltzer

3 years

Impeach. Remove. Now.

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@joseltzer

5 years

No place like it. @RamahPoconos

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@joseltzer

5 years

This is my camper and friend Michael Levin z”l. I miss him. #YomHazikaron @RamahPoconos #יוםהזיכרון

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@joseltzer

4 years

What time is Neilah tonight?

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3 years

@SenTedCruz I admire your productivity...whilst sleeping!

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@joseltzer

4 years

@RandPaul What do they have on you??

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@joseltzer

2 years

More than anything, the @wxpnfm countdown has taught me that there is a GIF for every music video in the 90’s. #XPN90sAtoZ

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

3 years

This young lady on the left got her first dose of the vaccine yesterday. This photo was taken a year ago today. Can’t wait to play piano with her again some day, and to show her that I’ve been working on Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata for her. #myshot

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@joseltzer

2 years

I can’t believe it. #RedOctober

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@joseltzer

4 years

@Jovan10 Delino DeShields

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2 years

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1 year

9 nine-year-olds in the basement for a sleepover means I get date night with the teenager. She needs to work on her iron play.

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

4 years

Hey @CountingCrows I never knew this song was about social distancing until I sat down to play it tonight. (Because your 🎶 cures my ills.) And hey, @BenSPLATT you’re not the only one playing selfie piano in a t-shirt from @RamahCalifornia

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@joseltzer

1 year

Mother’s Appreciation Day with my favorite ladies. #RingTheBell @Phillies @NBCSPhilly

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

5 years

@TheRaDR @HJackMiller1 @maxsparber @RutiRegan @RavMABAY @RabbiPoupko @RabbiElliot @JonahGeffen @RabbiJill @RabbiWolpe @rabbidavelevy @JYuter @ChabadCS @arisytner @RabbiBrant Furthermore - her Smichah is my Smichah bro; but would you have been so quick to question mine? 🤔

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

2 years

I read this over Shabbas. The commentary on Chad Gadya is life-changing. @DBashIdeas

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

4 years

Hey @philorch ! You gave a gift to humanity tonight. Go read those comments on Facebook Live and recognize how you helped to heal us. So proud to be a subscriber alongside with my family. @nezetseguin @POMusicians

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@joseltzer

4 years

😂😂😂This is tremendous. Thanks guys! Misibah on my porch this summer. @RamahPoconos

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

3 years

Basically my high school years are crushing the last hour of the #XPN2021 countdown. The Cranberries, Blind Melon, Indigo Girls, Live, They Might Be Giants. #GenX @wxpnfm

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joel seltzer

@joseltzer

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