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4 years
Tbh I think Michelle Lujan is doing a great job handling COVID in New Mexico.
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6 years
When Sarah Paulson died in the first 7 minutes of #BirdBoxNetflix
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5 months
jim moment
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5 years
Being that there are at least 107 measles cases in the US rn. I’m putting this on the timeline.
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my thighs are so thicc?”
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3 years
Hi twitter, I got my BSN ♥️
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1 year
House music >>>>
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1 year
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5 years
When you’re new and a customer is asking questions
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3 years
these flopped on insta
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4 years
Being slightly more attractive in a mask✨
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5 years
I got into the Nursing Program!
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4 years
I have an interview for a nursing internship @ UNM hospital on Tuesday. I’m so nervous 😭
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4 years
new avi :p
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4 years
I got the job in the emergency department💖
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4 years
I have an interview for a nursing internship @ UNM hospital on Tuesday. I’m so nervous 😭
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2 years
I am como se dice struggling
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5 years
Moto Moto when he spotted Gloria
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2 years
Y’all I’m really moving out of Albuquerque after five years 🥺
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6 years
When you realize that school starts next week and you don’t even know where your classes are.
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6 years
Boys are stupid
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2 years
House music is a hot people thing
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7 years
“I don’t want you tripping about something dumb.” First of all, I have anxiety.
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6 years
Thankful for my furry child❤️😭
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6 years
take me back to summer🍃
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@jorxiz
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4 years
One like on Twitter is equivalent to 47 on Instagram.
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2 years
Accepted an ICU position because I don’t value my mental health✨
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5 years
I wish I was at least bisexual, women are so beautiful inside and out.
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6 years
my phone stays taking android quality pics
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5 years
My alien disguising itself as a cat while the FBI raids our house
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4 years
Never understood why jobs ask for you availability when they schedule you for whenever they want anyway.
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5 years
me: my car after being parked in the sun for five minutes:
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1 year
I stay falling for bottoms because they’re the best kissers 🥴
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5 years
“No Mean No” PERIODT.
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4 years
Don’t let the way someone treated you affect how you accept love from others.
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5 years
When I’m driving 95 on the freeway and pass a cop
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5 years
Just got a 74 on my exam which would be passing... if it weren’t a nursing school exam
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5 years
Nvm just drank some NyQuil
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5 years
I wish I had someone to call when I can’t sleep..
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5 years
If we’re talking and you decide to talk to other people just drop me. I’m not an option and life’s too short to be wasting my time.
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5 years
Can you delete your account?
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5 years
How are you supposed to text your barber? He gave me his number to schedule an appointment and my g** ass has no clue..
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4 years
Bout to download Christian mingle
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2 years
Working is ghetto
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4 years
If the Corona Virus doesn’t take you out, can I? 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽
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6 years
It’s Monday I got a 90 on my first final, it’s a fucking great day. Prayers and good vibes to everyone finishing out the semester!❤️
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3 years
Sorry I can’t go out tonight I’m repotting my plants 🪴
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1 year
@lareinadelsvr Fav snake plants and hanging plants
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5 years
If my roommates eat my leftover Dions I’m burning this house down with all of us inside.
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5 years
Bing watching old Scooby Doo movies would be the perfect date.🔥🗣
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6 years
not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment
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3 years
Sorry I didn’t hear you, I was processing 5 thoughts at once.
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5 years
My roommates never clean up after themselves
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5 years
My seasonal depression on March 8th
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6 years
every time I see animals on the timeline
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2 years
Post the thirst trap, we’re all gonna die anyway
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6 years
My pre calc teacher said to stop coming drunk to class. Like what? I’m just stupid idunno
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3 years
Might go look at plants
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5 years
I wonder what Snooki’s Uber score would be if she had it in 2009🤔
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5 years
Can someone please be my therapist
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7 years
Qualified for state in the same event😏 if that's not goals idk what is😂🤷🏻‍♂️❤️ @Jessie_71000
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5 years
me failing my last exam but now it’s time for summer
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5 years
Working at the movie theater this weekend has been THEWORST I’ll fucking... kill Thanos myself #endgame
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3 years
I’m convinced life is a never ending cycle of dishes and laundry
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5 years
Due to who I am as a person: which is a lazy piece of shit. I will either be late or not going.
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5 years
Wish I had a friend that liked to go grocery shopping all the time. I’m sick of y’all always wanting to eat out. My bank account is TIRED
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6 years
You ever been so drunk you know you’re embarrassing yourself but you’re cool with it at the moment.😂😐😑😐😐😐
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6 years
falls asleep with contacts on next morning:
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7 years
I got a twitter to see all the shade☕️🐸 but I stayed for the memes and inspirational quotes.
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6 years
I love hanging with friends but I also love rockin by myself. It doesn’t even matter which I do more of, whatever the day calls for,,, catching a movie with my friends or binge watching Netflix by myself for 12 hours; I’m here for it.
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1 year
We don’t block we mute and forget 😌
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3 years
Being a new nurse during a pandemic is kind of hard bro
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6 years
When the guy I’m not interested in stops giving me attention.
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Kindness is hot
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7 years
Dating is dangerous because a lot of people use it to fill their loneliness or their self worth rather than to find an actual connection
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4 years
I love water
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6 years
I was already a walking ball of anxiety, thank you😊
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4 years
*listening to 22 by Taylor Swift all day*
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4 years
Spending thanksgiving alone for the first time. Thankful for many things this year including everyone that’s a part of my life ❤️ stay safe everybody !
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5 years
Tryna find friends who still drink four lokos😝
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5 years
Just don’t lie to me.😐
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Falling in love is easy, staying in love that's what's special.✨
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6 years
I take my HESI A2 exam next Wednesday, please send some prayers and good vibes my way.🙏🏽
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6 years
School starts tomorrow and I’m already sick of it
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1 year
Big noses are hot >>>
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If you’re cutting me off in 2017 idc, you can suck 2017% of my dick.🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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6 years
Me: Dang I have so much to do today😤 Brain: Nap Me: But how will I- Brain: Nnn Me: My grad- Brain: NAaa Me: My li- Brain: NAP
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6 years
Lil Uzi’s guardian angel after winning his soul back from the devil
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4 years
The fact that universal health care still isn’t a thing in the US. ghetto
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6 years
College campus is full of gays and girls we’re obviously the smarter/superior race.🤷🏻‍♂️
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5 years
Payed for medium fries at McDonald’s and they gave me large. GOD IS REAL.
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7 years
When you're scared to watch the movie It, but you've been dating clowns your whole life 🤡🤷🏻‍♂️
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