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Slave of Christ. Patriarch of The Beach Family. CREC Presbyterian. Heritage American. Abolitionist Idealist. Landscaper.

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Proverbs 26:4-5 4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. 5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit. Understanding this wisdom is the key to navigating twitter.
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After much prayer and study, I've decided to fully embrace Presbyterian theology. I deeply love and respect my Reformed Baptist brothers and sisters, but I am now convinced of paedobaptism and its biblical foundation. My babies are gonna be baptized!
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@JonnyRoot_ The RNC is just the DNC but 20 years late.
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@AngryDingo @rachelbovard @InezFeltscher I’m 22. I work hard every day hoping to be able to afford this some day. I have a wife and a baby. I pay my bills, we’re saving all the money we can. I rent because it’s all I can afford. Your generation(s) grew up in a completely different economy and world.
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I’m 22. I work full time, I’m married, and I have a 6 month old. Nothing about my life today is “kid.”
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The trend of referring to 21-year olds as “kids” is a constant reiteration that something must have been very off for me when I was 21. I promise you, nothing about it felt like I had the life of a “kid”
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@Protestia “Beware of the scribes, who like to walk around in long robes, and love greetings in the marketplaces and the best seats in the synagogues and the places of honor at feasts,” — Luke 20:46
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@GMRench Are they mutually exclusive?
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I love my wife. She just went to Sam’s Club and saw a man dressed in a red dress and red stilettos. She told me that she just stared at him until he noticed, so that he knows that he is not normal or accepted. I love her. This is good. They should not be “proud” but ashamed.
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@BenZeisloft I missed the Hawk Tuah thing so I’ve been thoroughly confused when people talk about it haha. What did she say that was so bad?
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@ppeterd777 Technically, yes. Roman Catholic? Nope. I’m a Protestant through and through.
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@Brian_Sauve That we must support “Israel” as a political nation.
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@sir_jenky Can we do this to the statue on the NYC courthouse?
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@CoTay24 Come home to the Reformed Church! We fixed all your papist problems! We’ll pray for you! 🙏 Just joking, kinda. I have a lot more respect for Roman Catholicism than I used to, but I’m Protestant through and through.
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@biblecia I disagree, but I understand. This has been something I’ve been thinking and praying about for a few months, with pretty deep study. I wouldn’t have made the jump unless I really believed it. May God bless you.
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@10xfloors_doors Maybe not by New Testament Scripture alone. A big convincing argument for me was the connections that Biblical authors make between baptism and Old Testament events, as well as circumcision.
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I didn’t know Pro-Life wasn’t abolitionism until I found Dusty Deevers. Now I’m full blown Abolotionist!!!
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. @JoshDaws is right on all these points. Ab0rtion Abolitionism is gaining momentum by God’s grace. God is raising up protectors who will speak up for the preborn who cannot speak for themselves.
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@ArchTheAtheist @smashbaals Who is the “Lord” mentioned in the year of our Lord at the end when it is dated 1787?
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Former-credo paedobaptists, what changed your mind? Former paedo credobaptists, what changed your mind? Lifelong Credobaptists, what convinced you to stand firm? Lifelong Paedobaptists, what convinced you to stand firm?
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Baptists, what do you think about John 15:2? Branches are “in Him” but are cut off because of a lack of fruit. Without a mixed visible New Covenant community, in what sense are fruitless branches in Christ? I’m genuinely wanting to understand how you handle this text.
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We met freshman year of in college 2020. She thought I was weird. I was, but I pursued her. She decided she liked me. We start dating and about 2 years later we were married!
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Went to watch my beloved Chelsea play in London, somehow I couldn’t because Russia invaded Ukraine. Went to Church met her for the first time, was invited back for lunch. Some dispys were saying this invasion was prophesied, debated them! she was impressed & we got married.
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@BonifaceOption Apple refused. They didn’t allow them to do it.
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@EddyEkofo Of course! WBS is more about culture and heritage.
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Women cannot be pastors. Women cannot be husbands. Women cannot be fathers. Women cannot be men. Let the reader understand.
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Women cannot be pastors.
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HC1: What is your only comfort in life and in death? That I am not my own, but belong- body and soul, in life and in death- to my faithful savior, Jesus Christ. He has fully paid for all my sins with his precious blood, and has delivered me from the tyranny of the devil.
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Happy Father’s Day!
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@smashbaals I prefer this one from Thomas Jefferson
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@Brian_Sauve Devote yourselves to prayer, being watchful in it with thanksgiving; — Colossians 4:2
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@BenZeisloft Oh. I’ve looked into it just enough to get the context. This is terrible.
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Question: Those who are reformed now but grew up dispensational, what changed your mind? For me it was Post mill, then Calvinism, then overall covenant theology.
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@jonharris1989 Let’s get some Christian VA boys in there.
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@pauldegoes Yeah pretty much! I went Post-mill > Covenant Theology > Paedobaptism
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@postnuance True. I think this is the whole sentiment of Honor Thy Fathers by @ZacharyGarris . Go back to the reformers and see what they said.
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I’ve been looking into and reading about U.S. history again. I am reminded how much I love my country and heritage. Our nation is so cool. I miss what America was, flaws and all. There was a thick Christian culture that had a lot of potential to continue to grow and reform.
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When it comes to responsibility, men are faced with a choice: bear the weight, duty, and work with patience and zeal, OR abdicate, quit, take the easy way out. We must not give in to the temptation to throw our hands in the air and walk away. We were made for work. Let’s work.
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Can we all agree that even without any governing experience, @DustyDeevers would be 100% better than any other republican? Can we just all write him in?
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I am an evangelical voter in Pennsylvania. This year I will not be voting for any Republican candidate who does not disavow the watering down of the party platform on abortion. That includes Donald Trump. I refuse to reward betrayal with my vote.
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We don’t hate abortion enough.
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@EddyEkofo You guys are a handsome couple and have a beautiful family. May God bless you richly.
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@Joseph389079786 I have, and that’s not the case. Noah and his family were baptized and then covenanted with (1 Peter 3:20-21) and Israel was baptized in the Red Sea (1 Cor 10:2). This was not a decision made flippantly.
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Got this 50% from Amazon prime day. I’ve heard @Eric_Conn talk about it so much I had to haha.
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@RevKevDeYoung Pastor DeYoung, I appreciate your work on “Life and Books and Everything.” It was an aspect of the beginning of my journey into reformed theology. You seem to be a good husband and have a beautiful family. But this pastoral theology is wack.
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As @douglaswils says in his book “Same Sex Mirage”, sodomite relations are lame. There’s no glory.
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There is no blessing that sodomite attractions or relations ever bring into the world. The sin of sodomy brings only destruction to individuals, nations, and civilizations. This sin brings forth death and damnation. Turn from sodomy and trust in Jesus.
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I badly need a job that pays more. Does anyone have recommendations?
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To say “God intervened” is to continue to propagate the small view of God that dominates our Christian culture. I understand the sentiment, but it isn’t helpful. It’s like saying that the author intervened in the story. That’s true if he’s just another character.
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Solomon’s temple was built in 7 years, in like 963 BC. This is embarrassing.
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El Salvador's President Bukele says there are obvious signs of American decline He cites one glaring example: California. "15 billion dollars to build 600 meter piece of railway, not even working, & it took 10 years. Empire State Building took 1 year"
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@BBWoofield Yeah… the so called “argument from silence” really is strong. Why, when every other covenant includes the kids, would this one not include them? And wouldn’t there be such an uproar if that was the case? It’s not totally convincing for me but I can’t shake it.
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@PresidentNSA been listening to “The White Horse King” on @canonpress and I love it. It’s so good. King Alfred is an amazing, encouraging father in the faith and I’m thankful for your work with this book!
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@BJ_Stew There’s also no biblical mandate for a woman to take communion. There is, however, continuity with circumcising and baptising.
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Christ is King
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@Rothmus “Seeing the people, He felt compassion for them, because they were distressed and dispirited like sheep without a shepherd.” Matthew 9:36
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@Jason_Saling The trinity isn’t found in scripture. Does that mean believing the triune God makes us trust too much in tradition? Just because something isn’t explicit doesn’t mean it’s not there. The trinity is much clearer, I’ll grant you that.
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@rightresponsem @jasonlydenn and I (both reformed) are planning to start a lawn care company called cultivate and keep landscaping in Lynchburg VA!
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@Brian_Sauve There’s glory out there, out there to be won
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@TheRhetorRick Thank you for your wisdom and guidance on this! I’m still planning on reading up on it but I’m convinced now. Our conversation was a huge help.
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There are a number of Christians on this site that speak as if their mouth was not bought by Christ. Here’s a🧵on words. “Let your speech always be with grace, as though seasoned with salt, so that you will know how you should respond to each person.” Colossians 4:6
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A great moment. Having kids in church is the best.
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@TheRhetorRick doing the communion meditation : “Are you hungry for the food that Jesus supplies?” Kid in the congregation (loudly): “YEP!”
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@Protestia I have come to believe that Dawn Hutchings is not a Christian.
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@JesseHughesNC Or @NewSaintAndrews is also an excellent choice I’ve heard
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“Dad, God will forgive you of all your sins if you just trust in the Lord Jesus and his holy and perfect sacrifice, believing his mercy and grace is enough, and his resurrection will give you life more abundantly. You will even enjoy fatherhood so much more!”
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"The gender studies majors must be made to clean the toilets at frat houses."
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Over the past 1-2 years, I’ve been able to preach to churches through Liberty University’s “pulpit supply.” In 2 weeks I’m preaching for the last time for a while at a small Baptist church who hasn’t had a pastor in a few years. It’s also the first church I ever preached at.
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@SlowToWrite Could it be foolish without being sinful?
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@BrimstoneTactic The baby is the best part haha
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@GraceTruthMedi2 Yep. My children are called to faith and repentance from sin because they are baptized “Christian,” and I’ll trust God for their regeneration moment, whenever that may be.
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Husbands, lead and love your wives in these ways: - Sanctify her (Eph 5:25-26) - Nourish and Cherish her like your own body (Eph 5:29) - Get to know her, treat her as weaker vessel, honor her (1 Pet 3:7) - Don’t be bitter with her (Col 3:19) - “Know” Her 1 Cor 7:3-5
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Just finished this quick read. Dabney destroys public education. He calls Education “the nurture and development of the whole man for his proper end.” He says that educational responsibility rests not on State, and not on Church (mainly aimed at Rome with that), but on Parents.
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@Protestia Blessed be the Lord my strength, who trains my hands for war.
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Happy Easter to all from our family! He is Risen!
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@TheLastDon222 @Chad4328 catholic church means universal church (all the elect in all of time) while the Roman Catholic Church is the papist church.
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@JesseHughes_ “Gas is only $1.99 in Lynchburg… wow, so cheap! Hope that doesn’t go up!” (Circa Fall 2020)
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Beware. Sodomy month is upon us!
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Happy Lord’s Day/Trinity Sunday! My mom (right) wife (left) and daughter.
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“If the law is denied, sanctification is denied. Then holiness is no longer what the Bible is requiring of us, only “easy-believeism”” - R.J. Rushdoony
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Hey everyone! Here’s some new details 👀 My wife and I are starting a household goods business called “Oikos Gen” We will be setting up a system to start orders, and we have exciting news! The first 50 sign ups will be free, we just need you to cover shipping. DM for details!
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What would be your most desired product from a Christian family business? (All homemade and non-toxic)
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@Eric_Conn My manager at work goes to the local Baptist megachurch. He’s a masculine man. He said he once tried to go to a “Life Group” there but was not interested when it was all about guys sharing their feelings and crying to each other.
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@BenZeisloft Amen. Islam is Christendom’s long-standing enemy, and right now they’re winning.
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“She's a glorious thing; she's the glory of man A bone out of Adam, a garden again So son take your strength and your courage in hand, And see if she won't be a crown on your head” - @Brian_Sauve Happy Mother’s Day to my glory and my crown. She is a fantastic mother and wife!
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@lesockpuppeteer @Eric_Conn @talktotony And he is pointing out that it’s dumb to use whataboutisms by bringing up another random example. Eric is stating a general principle, not a all-in-compassing rule book.
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Loving some time reading and playing with my little girl. #30daysofFatherhood
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Killing babies is bad. Pass it on.
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Killing babies is bad. Pass it on.
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@smashbaals Exactly. Feminine dignity and self respect, as well as respect for men, can coexist with a man’s responsibility of his sin and lust.
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@ImprecatoryOne I’m trying to absorb the Reformed faith. I was raised completely foreign to it so I have a lot to learn and a lot to catch up on!
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@EddyEkofo @masonscottcraig Watch out guys! There’s a Baptist among us 😂
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If Trump is elected I’m eating a waffle.
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If Trump is elected I'm eating a Pop-Tart.
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@jenjo_1968 I would say that believe and be baptized is the main charge mostly because the New Testament narratives are showing us new converts, not generations of Christians. Where we do see generations, (Acts 2:38-39), the call to repent and be baptized is followed up with children.
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Petition for Christian’s to stop saying “Mother Nature”. That is pagan. Let’s say Father God instead.
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@Brian_Sauve Contrary to popular belief, this is New Testament Christianity
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@Protestia The man has not just “made mistakes” but should be completely disqualified from ministry. If he really wants to repent he would quit his ministry and give money back to the people he has robbed. That’s what authentic repentance looks like (see Zacchaeus)
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@standingwatch86 This is where I’m at, just not all the way. Still not convinced.
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In 1 Corinthians 11:14-15 Paul says long hair on men is a disgrace, because of nature (creation). In 1 Timothy 2:11-15, Paul says women can’t teach men (can’t be elders) because of creation (nature). Why do some still think it’s okay for men to have long hair?
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Sin has no limits. It doesn’t hold back. It doesn’t have boundaries other than God’s grace, and we all know what Romans 1 says about that.
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Imprecatory Psalms for Dads and Malms
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I don’t know about y’all, but I was really shocked that this man turned out to be a pedo
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@Brian_Sauve @New_Christendom Psalm 2 is one of my favorites
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I’ll do you one better: Andrew Tate is an enemy to all men.
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Andrew Tate is an enemy to Christianity.
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How doth Christ execute the office of a priest?
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@Eric_Conn @ZacharyGarris I think the point is that there is no political solution without the gospel changing hearts first.
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@HaydenRhodea Thanks for doing this. It did seem odd in those videos. This has been something I’ve been coming to terms with; engaging the culture and going to battle but also knowing our place as young men. Praying for you man.
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So true king. I think it’s easy to forget that Christ’s reign also means that nothing can threaten Him. We should be concerned with the problems we see, but for something to truly be considered, a threat means that it can actually stand against God. Nothing can oppose God.
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@JustinBerkobien Nothing is a threat to Christianity! We’ll be fine.
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@Eric_Conn ‘Ask of Me, and I will surely give the nations as Your inheritance, And the ends of the earth as Your possession. ‘You shall break them with a rod of iron, You shall shatter them like a potter’s vessel.’ ”“ Psalm 2:6-9 LSB
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@xianNDS Yeah I honestly came around to the ecclesiology first. Though, the CREC has a good mix of Presbyterian and local autonomy, which I think is best. The Presbytery still has authority to keep the pastor accountable but only the local elders can remove another pastor/elder.
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