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Talent💯Manger|| Content Creator || EastAfrica|| Influencer. _God Fearing.

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Joined April 2022
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Money will kill girls ,What will kill boys?
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@akreana_ ❤ ifb
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Dating a church girl is the best , You cheat she finds out then pray together and blame the devil
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Two things that can make you visit a guy repeatedly
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When did you receive your first kiss ?
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@jordanuniverse1
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Sex has nothing good normalize reading the bible when it's cold
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@jordanuniverse1
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@bamwinejnr 🙌🙌🙌
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@jordanuniverse1
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@bamwinejnr @JMpairwe Esau was cooked badly 🙌😭
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@jordanuniverse1
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I don't have money but I want to prove her how much I love her ,What can I do?
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@jordanuniverse1
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A real girlfriend is brown thighed the rest are security guards
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@jordanuniverse1
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The problem with men is they think a wife material is a lady who loves broke guys
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@jordanuniverse1
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If your dating an orphan please don't hurt them your the only hope they are left with
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@jordanuniverse1
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I have a strong feeling that the person reading this is gonna be a millionaire
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@jordanuniverse1
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Time to shine✨ has no limit Rate my outfit out of 10
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@jordanuniverse1
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@bamwinejnr Forever goated😂
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@jordanuniverse1
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That knicker line disorganises me physically, emotionally and spiritually 🍌🍎
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@jordanuniverse1
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Nothing lasts forever😂, Anyway sorry dear but normalize installing tracking systems in cars
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@jordanuniverse1
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I don't know who needs to hear this but please throw away that empty perfume bottle in your room
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@jordanuniverse1
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@bamwinejnr Forever goated😂
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@jordanuniverse1
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A man with out money is a lady I'm Teddy And you??
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@jordanuniverse1
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@TherealUGman As our twitter tradition ifb immediately kati kati in seconds @mr_voilence
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@jordanuniverse1
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Having a small breast is a sign that you will get married to a rich man
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@jordanuniverse1
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Having sex with a condom is a sign that you don't trust God remember he always protects
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@jordanuniverse1
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Happy 1+ @MaamaKampala21 more years of success ...💙❤🍎...may you age like fine wine..love you lots hannie❤
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@jordanuniverse1
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But someone should tell me use these waist beads
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@jordanuniverse1
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I can't be controlled by a calendar "Merry Christmas" guys
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@jordanuniverse1
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A short boy with beards is never attractive even though he has money
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@jordanuniverse1
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Even if you post selfies only, we know the head of a short person
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@jordanuniverse1
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Good morning dear No situation is permanent in life leero oyinza okuba obonabona enkya noffa
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@jordanuniverse1
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Can you run naked from Makerere to town for 10million💰
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@jordanuniverse1
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Today no tweeting nonsense let's discuss the bible ....When Abraham killed Goliath ,who buried him
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@jordanuniverse1
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This weather ain't favouring a broke nigha
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@jordanuniverse1
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Your dating a left handed person and expect things to be right , My dear never
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@jordanuniverse1
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Having a big dicked boyfriend is not the problem but the problem is who will swim in that ocean when he dies
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@jordanuniverse1
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2 billion shillings or 3 years without sex Choose one
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@jordanuniverse1
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Range Rover ya Martha Kay bajitute dda
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@jordanuniverse1
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Good morning tweeps Wish you a shining🌟 monday
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@jordanuniverse1
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@TherealUGman @mr_voilence as our twitter tradition ifb immediately
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My plan was saving 4 million this year but I only have 3K now
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But who will marry those girls with a pierced nose
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@bamwinejnr Forever goated
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May pick 2billions on your way to work. Good morning Favourites 💝
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"Light tomorrow with today" Good morning ba dear
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A lady admitting her feelings is damn attractive
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If its not an emergency leave alone that girl with a tatoo
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I have never seen a cute maths teacher, all of them look like Pythagoras theorem
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@jordanuniverse1
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Mum: So Brain your drunk again Me :Remind me your name baby girl
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May God bless 🙏 you throughout the week Good morning friends
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My landlord just sent me pics of people sleeping on streets. Kati which parable is that
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@jordanuniverse1
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Don't let this cold weather make you a father actually a cup of tea is cheaper than a pack of pampers
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@jordanuniverse1
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The warmer the blanket ,the colder the pocket Good morning lovies💝
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@TherealUGman Let's do it as our twitter tradition
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What can some one do to avoid pregnancy after sex please answer quickly I'm asking for a friend
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Wake up & go for work to get your financial blessing. Good morning fellow billionaires
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@kiddhustle_ Late night gains let's follow ifb
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@jordanuniverse1
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Name one thing better than money💰
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@jordanuniverse1
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I can't believe that I was fired from my job at the zoo just for leaving the gate open.....I mean, who can steal a lion
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But how old is this baby??!
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I want a relationship that is as strong as a pornography camera man
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@jordanuniverse1
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Nothing is permanent in life today you might be suffering and still die poor Good morning
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Please girls say no to sex before marriage
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May🙏 your pockets never dry whenever you hustle Good morning tweeps
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@jordanuniverse1
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All men are after sex and all girls are after true love
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@jordanuniverse1
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Ladies stop giving us sex when we have not married you yet Speaking on behalf of men
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No matter how stubborn you are ,cramps will humble you
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Fact : No matter how far you urinate the last drop will always fall on your feet
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Good morning favorites💝
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@jordanuniverse1
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These days the way ladies lie , you might even find out that giving birth is not painful😉😂😂
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