Jordan Thewlis @jordanthewlis92 Twitter profile

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Loved it, what a football club 😍 thanks for having me 🙌🏻⚽️

Christian James

@bostonutdstats

3 years

Every Thewlis goal caught on camera. In all he scored 22 goals in 53 appearances for the club. Thanks for the memories @jordanthewlis92 🧡🖤

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 months

Loved my 18 months at @AlfretonTownFC . Play-offs x 2 , Fa cup 2nd round and 25 goals along the way . Wish the club, fans and the boys all the very best next season 🙌🏻⚽️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 months

You can’t scrap replays 🤡 any excuse 😅 @EmiratesFACup

Emirates FA Cup

@EmiratesFACup

5 years

LISTEN TO THAT ROAR 💥 #EmiratesFACup

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

20th goal for @bostonunited on my 20th birthday ⚽️🎂 how fitting 🤷‍♂️🙄😆

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 months

It’s 11 😅 and @bostonunited was 3 years ago, keep up 😆🤦‍♂️⚽️

The National League

@TheVanaramaNL

8 months

Top scorers from the North/South divisions 📊 #TheVanarama | @Vanarama

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

This will be remembered as the season VAR destroyed premier league football rather than the year Liverpool won the league, you love to see it 🤣🤣

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

Footballs having my life this year 😩⚽️🚑 overdue a change in luck 🤞🙏🏻

Harrogate Town AFC

@HarrogateTown

6 years

NEWS | Unfortunately Jordan Thewlis suffered an avulsion fracture of the ATFL from the fibula and a partial tear to the ligament on the outside of the ankle at Chorley last weekend He is currently awaiting surgery and is likely to be ruled out for 12-16 weeks

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

2 years

Enjoyed that one 😅⚽️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

2 years

FULL TIME - @AlfretonTownFC 3-1 @bostonunited ( Rhead 28, Thewlis 43, 73; Wright 20) A Jordan Thewlis brace and a Matt Rhead goal power the Reds to another mighty impressive home win as the unbeaten rolls on! GET IN! #ATFCvBUFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Shut up 🤣, naaa how’s she ended up back in 😭

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 months

15th goal and upto 5th 🙌🏻⚽️ good days work for the boys

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

6 months

FULL TIME: @AlfretonTownFC 3-0 @BSFCTheBlues (Thewlis 37,52 Fewster 85) A Jordan Thewlis double and a terrific solo effort from Billy Fewster seal a comfortable win for the Reds whi make it nine unbeaten at home and keep a first clean sheet in five in the process! #ATFCvBSFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

hate it when someone pulls your arm for 2 seconds and it makes your legs buckle ⚽️🥴🥴 #salah

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 months

2 x ⚽️⚽️ , assist and a massive 3 points 🔴⚪️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

5 months

FULL TIME: @AlfretonTownFC 3-0 @GCAFCofficial (Thewlis 38,54; Waldock 46) Alfreton take a giant stride to play off qualification tonight with a comfortable win. Its 12 unbeaten for the Reds at home. Four straight clean sheets and 5 goals in as many games for @jordanthewlis92

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Wish people would post a few more pics/vids of empty shelves in supermarkets 🥴

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

2 years

🙌🏻⚽️

Vanarama

@Vanarama

2 years

Our Team of the Week in the National League North 👏

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

7 years

Thanks for all the well wishes @GainsTrinityFC been an absolute pleasure this season. The lads, club and fans all been brilliant👌⚽️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 months

🙌🏻⚽️🔴⚪️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

5 months

PLAY OFF REDS 🔴 Today’s result means we qualify for the playoffs for the second consecutive season and all but confirm a home tie in the quarter final 🤩 Amazing work for every single person involved 👏 #ATFC | #Ofton

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 months

+3 pts 😮‍💨

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

5 months

FULL TIME - @ChesterFC 0-2 @AlfretonTownFC (Digie 37,66) Every single Alfreton player were magnificent this afternoon! A FIRST WIN OVER @ChesterFC IN OVER TEN YEARS A MASSIVE RESULT SEES US RISE TO FIFTH ♥️🔴🔴🔴😍😍😍 #CFCvATFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

9 months

Back to winning ways for the boys and 10th of the season ⚽️🙌🏻 lovely stuff @AlfretonTownFC

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

9 months

45+2' OFTON DOUBLE THEIR ADVANTAGE!! @jordanthewlis92 in to double figures for the season with a great finish after great work from Nathan Newall! (2-0) #ATFCvBSAFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Off the mark 😅⚽️

Spennymoor Town FC

@SpennymoorTown

3 years

𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 🎥 All the action from The Deva Stadium as Moors secured a much needed victory and clean sheet to end a run of three games without a league victory. Footage: @ChesterFC #PrideOfCountyDurham

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

3 on the spin the boys 👏🏻⚽️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

1 year

FULL TIME - @tamworthfc 0-1 @AlfretonTownFC (Jordan Thewlis 51) ABSOLUTELY SUPERB FROM EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE LADS! @jordanthewlis92 second goal of the season seals our first competitive win on an artificial pitch since 2017!! GET IN!!

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

9m 🤯 every club in the world should be matching that bid and going to war over wages for him. #steal

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

6 years

BREAKING: Sky sources: @SpursOfficial have accepted an offer in the region of £9m from Beijing Sinobo Guoan for Mousa Dembele. #SSN

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

What a time to be alive 😍🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣can’t wait to see the celebration on this 👌 @RyanFallowfield

Harrogate Town AFC

@HarrogateTown

5 years

80' | GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL Fallowfield fires home the equaliser!!

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

Off the mark ⚽️🥳

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

1 year

74' GOOOAAALLL!! @jordanthewlis92 latches on to a Taylor flick on takes the ball past the reach of the keeper and slots in to an empty net to make it 3-1 #ATFCvSOU

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

Tika-taka the boys 😮‍💨😆⚽️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

1 year

Another weekend another Jordan Thewlis goal! #ATFC | #Ofton

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Some strike, keeper had no chance

BBC Sport Scotland

@BBCSportScot

3 years

Is this the longest distance from goal you've seen a goalie score from? 🤯 Forfar Farmington goalkeeper Lauren Perry scores a 90th-minute equaliser to earn her side a SWPL1 draw at Hearts 👏

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

2 years

Big win 🙌🏻⚽️🔴⚪️

Alfreton Town FC

@AlfretonTownFC

2 years

Rheady knocks on a long ball, Jordan Thewlis runs onto it and places it over the keeper! 😍😍😍 🔴 1-0 🦌 | #ATFCvAFCT

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 months

18* . Where’s the other wingers ?🤣

Vanarama

@Vanarama

8 months

🗓️ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑🗓️ 🥇 @paulblackettt – 25 🥈 @GlenTaylor23 – 23 🥉 @jordanthewlis92 – 17 4⃣ @diegodegirolamo – 15 5⃣ @dannywaldron – 14 5⃣ @DannyWhitehall1 – 14 📸 @KevWilson19

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

You're telling me a 92nd minute goal from sturridge is the only thing thats kept us in the tournament with this squad in this weak group😳🙈

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

what a time to be alive, gazza giving it to snoop dogg on Twitter 😭🤣🤣🤣👏🏻

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

In what time 😳🤯🤯🤯

Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️

@DrCamRx

4 years

This man just ran a 4:12.8 mile... faster than 99% of men can, for an amazing 6.2 consecutive miles. 🤯 Congrats Joshua Cheptegei for breaking the 10k meter world record in 26:11! 👏

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

10 years

90% of the public who've never seen a bit of changing room banter, get a grip you boring set of melts. Killed the show #boring #ImACeleb

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Best two players to ever play the game by a mile👏🏻👏🏻

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

5 years

Lionel Messi (579) and Cristiano Ronaldo (554) are the only two players that scored 400+ goals this decade. The realisation that this is the final full decade we will get to see them play 😢

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

get in you big moose @calhowe ❤️

Harrogate Town AFC

@HarrogateTown

6 years

Goal for Town (90) Callum Howe

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Great insight, thanks for that sima🤣

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

A tragedy occurs and these lot jump on it to sell irrelevant bullshit stories. Shouldn’t even still exist 🤬

The Sun

@TheSun

6 years

Emiliano Sala's Brit pilot 'didn't have a commercial licence and was battling £18k debts'

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Opinions eh 🤯🙅‍♂️⚽️

Patrick Timmons

@PatrickTimmons1

5 years

Serge Gnabry really went from ‘not being at the level required to play for West Brom’ and being behind Joel Campbell in the pecking order to winning Bayern’s player of the season award & scoring 9 goals in his first 10 international caps. Unreal.

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Football eh 😰😰😰🤯👏🏻

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

5 years

Reminder: Georginio Wijnaldum and Moussa Sissoko were relegated their one season together as Newcastle teammates in 2015/16. Now they will line up in the Champions League final against eachother three seasons later.

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Cheers @domroma If you’re a football person join the challenge by posting a football photo once nominated you have 24 hours to post a picture of yourself as player or donate £30 to charity Tag5 I nominate @LKerry8 @AliWhitts @simonainge1 @noelburdett @ajpalmer1992

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

7 years

Loftus-cheek 👌😳🔥⚽️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Love it FAL @RyanFallowfield 🙌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤣

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Trent Alexander-Arnold is far far far too good to be wearing under armour boots man 🤮🤮🤮

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

9 years

How can tesco be shut at 8am on a Sunday , 24hour signs allover the place. Stitched me right up #frauds #valentines #introuble

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Left back assisting right back inside the 6 yard box 🤷‍♂️😳😰⚽️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

Tell us again carra 😩😳

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

What a muppet woy is, couldn't of made worse changes if he tried, to top it off he's got Kane on corners & vardy unused. I need a lay down!

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

What a player man 😩😳

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

4 years

Sergio Ramos has just scored his 118th career goal for club and country... This guy can just do it all. 🇪🇸👑 @PremierSportsTV

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

Either harts got head and shoulders on his gloves, or he's sponsored by utterly butterly #killingus #popadomwrists

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Come on gaz make it happen!! ⚽️🦁 #ItsComingHome

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

When it mattered Ronaldo turned up, Messi didn't 🐸☕ #teamronaldo ⚽⚽🔥

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

2 years

Eat that 👏🏻 great viewing 😆

Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸

@AMAZ1NG_NATURE

2 years

OUCH!!! Karma came a-calling!! What do you reckon @RickyGervais ? A bullseye?

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

9 years

Happy birthday mate , have a good day @Scott93Matthews http://t.co/pcKgGlWa8t

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

This lot will have already tweeted and spoke out congratulating him and calling him the goat too 🤫🤫🤯😳👏🏻🐐

Deji Faremi

@deejayfaremi

5 years

A roll call of everyone who wrote Tiger Woods off, now with eggs on their faces. The Tiger is back! The kind of energy to take into the coming week. #TheMasters

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

7 years

How wells he done there 😭😳

Football Tweets

@FootbalITweet

7 years

If Only The Bull Had Caught Him

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

prem games are hard to watch now 😩 ruined! #VAR

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

5 years

Does the @Wolves boss have a point about #VAR ? 📹 @skysports_bryan looks at how it's gone during the first week of the technology being used in the @premierleague 📲 ANALYSIS:

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

young and bailly combo is an absolute car crash 😩🤣. How a club like Man Utd don’t have an academy right back better than young ill never know🤷‍♂️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

Russia are poor, and Wales team is average bar the obvious few. No excuses today, If we don't win we deserve to go home! Do the business ⚪🔴

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

She’s done brilliant to nick 7th there 👏🏻👏🏻😭

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

Not sure how I've not scored today & lost 1-0 to top it off!! Weekend killer 😤 #post #crossbar #offtheline

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

34 years young! Mad 🤯

Archie Mulunda

@MulundaArchie

3 years

Loniel Messi's Copa America 2021 record.👏👏👏 ▪️ Copa America champion ▪️ Best Player Award ▪️ Golden Boot ▪️ Four goals, five assists ▪️ Contributed to nine of Argentina’s 12 goals ▪️ All 630 minutes played

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

7 years

How bad is rob holding 😳😑😩 #fraud

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Whoever I seen on here recommending Capone on Netflix has done me so dirty! 😩💩 #shite

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

goal, assist and red card 🤣

Guiseley AFC

@GuiseleyAFC

1 year

⏪ | Spencer seals Lions win. Last time out at Hurst Cross goals from @jordanthewlis92 and Jamie Spencer completed the comeback in the Isuzu FA Trophy: #GAFC #FridayFeeling #GuiseleyTogether

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

Good to see @gascoigne91 back doing what he does 👌👊⚽ #floodgates #reopened

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Get in!! the sooner the better 😂⚽️

Mail Sport

@MailSport

3 years

First football match with NO heading allowed to take place later this month | @kierangill_DM

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

7 years

What a guy rio is by the way 🙌🏻👌 some proud kids he'll have when they grow up! @rioferdy5

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Henderson’s passing range 🤮🤮

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Tears of joy them ones lads 🤣🙌🏻 last laugh for lamps

Metro Sport

@Metro_Sport

5 years

Leeds United fans had a superb song for Frank Lampard after beating Derby County...

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

Surely not 😩heads spinning at this, what’s wrong with people 🤷‍♂️🤯

Air

@ayoair

6 years

RT this if you watch Netflix with subtitles on I’m tryna prove a point

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 years

Mad 🤯👏🏻👏🏻

The Sportsman

@TheSportsman

3 years

Ibrahim Hamadtou lost his arms in an accident aged 10... ...but that hasn't stopped him. 🤩

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

@AlfretonTownFC @GCAFCofficial Try again admin , how you gonna do me like this 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

Dele Ali 😳👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⚽️

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

Truth 🙌🏻

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

6 years

🤷‍♂️ "What exactly do journalists know!?" 📰 "The media need to be put back in their box!" Watch as @Sjopinion10 launches into an incredible rant about the British media and their treatment of Jose Mourinho 😮 [📻 @JimWhite on talkSPORT]

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

6 years

This crap makes WWE look real, whys he swimming on the canvas ffs😩been rehearsed a few times that 3 minutes 😴😴

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

Congrats on promotion mate 👏 @ridds81 you probably earn't that maccys I seen you stuffing your chops with 😂👍

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@jordanthewlis92

5 years

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Football Tweet ⚽

@Football__Tweet

5 years

Ronaldinho doing a madness in a legends match. 😍

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

32 next month, been horrific for the last two years. Strings 5 good games together and gets a new 3 year deal 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

MUFC Scoop

@MUFCScoop

4 years

Nemanja Matic has signed a new contract until 2023 with Manchester United. [di marzio] #MUFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

9 years

Glad I took payet out my dream team anyway 😩

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

10 years

Game off is the worst text to receive on a Saturday morning 😤🔫

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

3 months

🤣🤣🤣 done me that

Rob M

@Im_RobM

3 months

Gareth Southgate wears a helmet on his peloton.

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

I need a lay down 😰😰😰

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

5 years

BREAKING: Gareth Bale’s representatives in talks with Jiangsu Suning about deal which could see him earn £1million-a-week in China.

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

@GainsTrinityFC ye me and Darnell look similar tbf rob 😳👀

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

4 years

Brilliant 😂

Football Mumble

@football_mumble

4 years

Edinson Cavani... That touch 😍 That finish 🔥

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

What have I just seen there 😂⚽️ #bent

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

5 years

🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Strictly Boxing Fans

@BoxingBritain1

5 years

Chisora just stuck it on everyone at the press conference 😭

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

8 years

@johnrudkin999 @GainsTrinityFC @telfordutd 😂😂😂 wondered why my chin and shin feel like I've been ran over this morning 😩😩

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

1 year

@bostonutdstats Piss off mate 🤣🤣

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

2 years

YOU WHAT🤯🤩🤩 razzle dazzle

York City FC

@YorkCityFC

2 years

66' | GOAL! RYAN FALLOWFIELD! The wing-back rifles a fierce effort from the edge of the area into the top-right corner as City double their lead. (0-2) | #YCFC

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Jordan Thewlis

@jordanthewlis92

9 years

Good luck to the scarborough boys today @Bradders1082 @caff_6 @steveridley83 @foots5 @yozzer10 . Keep them play-offs alive 👌⚽

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