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jord

@jord_8

3 years

Groundworker in back got dresses for work told mrs gonna work love be back after game and fucked off to boozer at 7am 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #hero

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@jord_8

3 years

Imagine telling professional footballers how to take pens at Wembley in front of 60,000 in euro final 😂😂😂 can’t read some of em. Just cos you’ve scored in Rotherham district league doesn’t make you a pen expert

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@jord_8

5 years

People using this virus as an excuse to get out of work and sit at home while wanting full pay when your fit and well think of the self employed who want to graft and earn money they valuably need, especially when it’s tax time In april. You are scaremongering and making it worse

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@jord_8

3 years

I really really like simon jordan, for me bang on the money

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

3 years

😡 “Enough already! Play the game!” 🔥 “You have enough upsides, take the downsides! Have some character!” 🍔 “If it wasn’t for football half of you would be working at McDonalds!” You have to hear Simon Jordan’s rant about fixture congestion complaints🔥

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@jord_8

4 years

heartbroken is a understatement. The last 9 month have been hard, challenging and un enjoyable. Love the club, the lads even more so for being with me but 1 bloke has won his little battle. I wish the club every success I go with my head high and will be looking to the future

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@jord_8

3 years

Any proper mate would do exactly that 😂

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@jord_8

3 years

The beer salute killed me 👌🏻😭😭😭

THE MANOR

@_TheManor

3 years

BEST FANS IN THE WORLD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGUKR #ItsComingHome

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@jord_8

6 years

@LiamFlint1 @marnie Sorry your cv isn’t what we are looking for 😂😂😂

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@jord_8

3 years

Will never get old 😂😂😂😂

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@IbrahMilano

3 years

We all enjoyed that Saint Maxim Goal 😂 #NEWMUN

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@jord_8

3 years

This isn’t just in pro football, non league, Sundays the lot. Some can’t be told to work harder, can’t have a go at them and god forbid drop them cos they just throw towel in 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jord_8

4 years

I’ve never known owt Like today. The support and messages show me that doing what I love for the right reasons is definitely well worth it 🙌🏻 thanks again if you took the time out of your day for it 👌🏻

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@jord_8

3 years

Centertainment ….. completed it mate 😂😂😂😂

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@jord_8

1 year

Completely agree

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

1 year

😔 “I’m so disappointed in Rashford.” 👀 “He thinks he has a god-given right to be the main man at Man United.” 😳 “He’s wasting his talent!” Alex Crook doesn’t hold back when talking about Rashford’s poor #MUFC form 🔥

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@jord_8

3 years

I’ll see you again one day, my only blessing is your in peace 🕊 ❤️

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@jord_8

2 years

Joke player for that league Forget wages what a commitment to stay and captain the club. Should be lauded at the club and some still criticise him for a bad corner 🙃

St George Owl™️

@Vancouverowls

2 years

What a hit Barry bannan 2-0 GET IN

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@jord_8

3 years

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@jord_8

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@jord_8

3 years

Agree with Simon jordan

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

3 years

❌ 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧: “World-class players don’t drop in form. Sterling is not World-class.” 🌍 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫: “He is! For me, he’s even better than #Neymar .” 📬 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧: #Sterling isn’t even in the same zip code as him! Heated debate between Simon Jordan & Trevor Sinclair...👀

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@jord_8

4 years

1 stone down ✅ 1k splints under 5min ✅ 6k under 29 mins ✅ Big improvement and enjoying it. 1.5 stone to go 🙌🏻

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@jord_8

2 years

38 and still enjoying footie 👴🏼 5 games 11 days most straight from work . Pity not many around who still put the time and effort in to this standard. Senior cup final next-game 🙌🏻 UTP @WBPheasant

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@jord_8

2 years

Im sure this is what that nobhead at swall miners welfare thought I did 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jord_8

3 years

❤️ what I would give 😢x

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@jord_8

4 years

Never realised how many shops and businesses were classed as essential 🤭 I definitely need a drive through coffee and my car cleaning before I go to the garden centre. Utter fucking shambles this government and country 😡

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@jord_8

3 years

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@jord_8

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@jord_8

4 years

Seen one of my mates put this earlier and it’s bang on. If you choose to go to boozer Saturday fair enough its your choice, if you don’t go that’s fine it’s your choice. Can people stop moaning at other people’s decisions 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@jord_8

3 years

Leicester fans have witnessed a premier league title and a fa cup 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 stuff dreams are made of. That’s what we all like to see. Jamie vardy what a story 🙌🏻

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@jord_8

3 years

This will stay with me for the rest of my life, the best ever picture I’ll ever have ❤️

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@jord_8

6 years

@RyanGoodo @SamStride93 Favourite scene still wen jay gets on motorbike 😂😂😂😂

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@jord_8

3 years

England’s greatest

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@jord_8

4 years

It’s took some time but looking at the squad list for @swallownestfc after our last signing last night it should be a good competitive season. It’s easily the strongest I’ve seen in every position 🙌🏻 Let fans in and roll on the season 🔵⚪️UTS

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@jord_8

1 year

How people slag him is beyond me . Top top bloke who actually loves the club and without doubt turned it into an actual club again not just a side 👏🏻

Sheffield Wednesday

@swfc

1 year

"I'm just enjoying the moment" #swfc

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@jord_8

2 years

Vardy . He isn’t anywhere near Kane as a footballer but his career is worthwhile of a movie. Stuff dreams are made of

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@primevideosport

2 years

Jamie Vardy 🆚 Harry Kane Whose career would you rather have had?

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@jord_8

4 years

This means everything ♥️

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@jord_8

2 years

I understand Birminghams decision to retire Bellinghams shirt , ridiculous footballer

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@jord_8

6 years

Ridiculous argument. Neymar couldn’t lace R10 boots

Batallas del Fútbol ⚽

@BatallaDeFutbol

6 years

¿Presente o pasado? 🔄 RT - Neymar 🇧🇷 ❤️ Fav - Ronaldinho 🇧🇷

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@jord_8

3 years

Looks hard

Memphis Depay

@Memphis

3 years

Little workout

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@jord_8

4 years

Why don’t people wait for it to be properly documented tomorrow/Tuesday before moaning. He has a ten min speech to address a full nation you morons. Plus it wasn’t really that hard to grasp, surely you don’t need it being aimed directly at your personal circumstances 🙈

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@jord_8

2 years

Am I still bladderd

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

2 years

Barcelona are interested in Manchester United pair Anthony Elanga and Scott McTominay as part of a potential swap deal for Frenkie de Jong 🔴 [The Sunday Express]

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@jord_8

4 years

I’d like everyone to read my statement on this issue as there’s some sad truths that need airing. I’ve given everything to this cause and stayed silent for 9 months. I was made to resign by a coward, I’m not a quitter

Northern Counties East Football League

@NCEL

4 years

#NCEL DIV ONE NEWS @swallownestfc have announced that manager Jordan Stocks has stepped down by mutual consent, bringing an end to a three-year spell in charge at the @ToolstationUK NCEL Division One club.

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@jord_8

3 years

4 years today I took my 1st game as a non league gaffer for Swallownest, proud of what we achieved especially being 33, met some brilliant people along the road, proud of what I built and the progress I pushed there, still laugh at how it ended but looking forward to what’s next

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@jord_8

3 years

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️

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@jord_8

3 years

World went bent when zouma kicked a cat but no one showing same energy towards Barton for booting his mrs 🤷🏻‍♂️ Lowest of the low

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

3 years

Wimbledon Magistrates Court heard today that Joey Barton “kicked his wife in the head” after downing "four or five" bottles of wine

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@jord_8

3 years

Arrived with 13 men, rough ten mins then the better side, brilliant win @SelstonFC

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@jord_8

3 years

Didn’t know the lad but to think someone feels so alone and down that this is his option is awful. We need to look after each other I’m proud to say if any of my mates or anyone for that matter needed someone to talk to id be here. Thoughts are with the family. Shocking news 😢

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@jord_8

5 years

Can see me getting boots on through this month 😳

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@jord_8

5 years

I love how he can’t hide how buzzing he is, dream come true for him

Sheffield Wednesday

@swfc

5 years

It's fair to say, Osaze has enjoyed today! #swfc

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@jord_8

3 years

That applause and singing in villa Leicester game for the little boy Arthur is outstanding 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Hope the vile creatures convicted are being tortured as it happens

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@jord_8

4 years

@petercrouch Scholes and ZZ

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@jord_8

2 years

That keeper 😭😭😭😭

Sky Sports WSL

@SkySportsWSL

2 years

Pernille Harder with an absolutely 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 goal for Chelsea!! 🙌 There was a LOT of pressure riding on this penalty, but it's put away effortlessly coolly by the forward 🔥

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@jord_8

4 years

By far best part of footie, the actual 90 mins is crap 😂

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@jord_8

3 years

What a fucking tweet 🙌🏻 Play, enjoy, pay subs if needed, have a beer, laugh with your mates and go home

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@jord_8

4 years

@Maccadaynu @SophieKhan96 What a reply👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. She won’t even understand the full breakdown of it all. Furlough kept families housed, fed and in employment yet she isn’t fussed on them facts cos she’s more concerned on working through a pandemic and losing out!!!

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@jord_8

3 years

♥️🦁🦁🦁♥️👌🏻

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@jord_8

10 months

The commitment to manage at any level is taken for granted by so many , it simply isn’t just turning up at 2 -6 on Saturday

Paddy Kenny

@paddykenny17

10 months

Unfortunately I’ve not been able to make the last couple of games so I’m stepping down as @GooleAFC manager due to family/work commitments, gutted it’s not worked out but it’s a very demanding job and I just can’t fully commit, wishing goole,player & @NathanHelliwel4 all the best

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@jord_8

3 years

08:10 test ✅ 9:07 test ✅ 4 minors in total, 2 passes 🙌🏻 Great start to a Monday

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@jord_8

4 years

For all you @swallownestfc fans Pre season plans and the squad announcements will be announced tomorrow. We won’t be dragging the players up to swall siro for it. Myself and @lloydgelsthorpe will do it from the local boozer that support the club 👍🏻🍺 UTS 🔵⚪️

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@jord_8

5 years

Thank you Boris and rishi, fantastic deal for the self employed 🙌🏻

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@jord_8

3 years

Another Sunday morning season starting today 37 still going 😬

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@jord_8

4 years

I can’t party or see friends or family at the minute but to make up I’ll substitute them for neighbours and blokes i don’t even know on my road. No thanks. Idiots everywhere

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@jord_8

7 years

Couldn’t have asked anymore of our lads tonight, matched a very good frickley side in every aspect of the game, but football can be heartbreaking at times, to go down to that decision hurts but what strides we are making 🔵⚪️UTS

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@jord_8

4 years

Is anyone else struggling to stop eating and drinking 🥴

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@jord_8

4 years

Reyt laugh... planned my run got past 1km then chased for the next km by na fucking massive dog on loose 😭💩

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jord

@jord_8

4 years

As a lot are unaware of the circumstances of this, my statement explaining this will be later on 👍🏻

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@jord_8

3 years

Xmas do 🍺 not same without you Dave 😢. Hope your having a few up there with us mate 🍷🥃🍺

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@jord_8

4 years

Lockdowns clearly don’t work, so can all these idiots stop pushing for another one. Life has to go on at some stage you know 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jord_8

3 years

Get us a bovril while your there pal

Rossco

@Rossco5055

3 years

See ye later Lego muncher. 🇬🇧

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@jord_8

4 years

Good luck to @BamforthHarry going to pursue his career in the army, blokes a top lad and gotta say he’s definitely the “comeback kid” after heaton park. All the best pal and speak soon surely 👍🏻UTS

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@jord_8

2 years

I love shit like this, proper conversations these

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@jord_8

3 years

The best generation will understand 👌🏻

Sunday League FC

@SundayLeagueFC

3 years

🚨LIKE if you remember this classic show

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@jord_8

2 years

In the day when Sunday football was basically non league standard, this place was exceptional for it. Some top memories and better games 👌🏻

Lucy

@screwloose1980

2 years

Davey’s Sporting Club, Prince of Wales Road

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@jord_8

3 years

This shows what kalvin Phillips brings for England. Tough hard working and sets the tempo to attack from

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@jord_8

4 years

Pathetic. I couldn’t tell you my neighbours names never mind doing a fucking conga with them (lockdown or not). All these idiots need going in sea

Andy Gill

@MerseyHack

4 years

Residents in Grappenhall near #Warrington keep to #coronavirus rules by performing socially distanced conga to celebrate #VEDay75 . More in @BBCNWT 6.40

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@jord_8

4 years

To see your mates heartbroken is wank, I’ll always be here for any of em ❤️

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@jord_8

2 years

How can one tournament decide whose the best ever 😂😂😂 some strange folk thinking this was the decider 😂, have your opinion and just enjoy them for what they’ve done over time

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jord

@jord_8

4 years

I can not wait for this day

The Sun

@TheSun

4 years

Isle of Man locals flock to pubs and shops as all Covid lockdown rules are lifted including social distancing and masks

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@jord_8

3 years

I got bullet from footie for less 😬😆

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@jord_8

4 years

Keep heads up and let’s get through it , do whatever helps ya 👊🏻🏃🏻‍♂️

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@jord_8

3 years

Hands down best thing bout football is dressing room 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Kidderminster Harriers 🦅

@khfcofficial

3 years

Just in case you didn't know...

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@jord_8

4 years

It’s brilliant to see the support for me and @swallownestfc Really appreciate the messages the situation will change soon. I’m still there just not like I’d like to be for home fixtures. Will bring us closer as a side and lads 💙UTS

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@jord_8

4 years

Only one club @swallownestfc 💙in the 🎩

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@jord_8

4 years

Just a heads up. It’s not the players who’s decided not to play with no fans it’s the 40 football clubs who voted. Saying lads won’t play cos no money Is crap. Football clubs at ncel level have decent overheads. Agree or not it’s not the players decision

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@jord_8

5 years

Brilliant 7 days for the club @swallownestfc 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 all involved

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@jord_8

3 years

He gets that in 1 game against an all star women’s team so forget this nonsense stat

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

3 years

🇨🇦 Christine Sinclair: 186 ⚽ 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 109 ⚽ Ronaldo still needs to score 77 more Portugal goals to match Sinclair's all-time top scorer record 😳

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@jord_8

4 years

Never been one to hide. I have to take responsibility for today. Must be better, but we go again next week. We will get it right UTS 💙

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@jord_8

4 years

⚽️ what I’d give to be on here over weekend UTS

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@jord_8

4 years

If leagues become null and void, gives clubs plenty of time to get their plans together moving forward when guidance allows. The break for me personally been brilliant to step back and see things from a different perspective as you defo see a lot more. Can’t wait to go again now

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@jord_8

3 years

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

UF

@UtdFaithfuls

3 years

Cristiano Ronaldo with some cold words for his Man Utd teammates. 🥶

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@jord_8

5 years

Im eating and drinking like it’s Xmas ffs 🐖🙈

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@jord_8

3 years

Mason mount is one of the first names on the national team sheet whether yiu like it or not, top top player 👌🏻

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@jord_8

5 years

So hard to see ones you love go through dementia absolutely heartbreaking

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@jord_8

3 years

Old boy got one more occasion in him 🙌🏻

WB Pheasant FC

@WBPheasant

3 years

TODAYS GAME 🚨 Phez - 1 @DogDaisyFC1 - 0 An early goal set us up well for the final 89 minutes of the game 🙄😂 Lads worked their socks off again and now it sees us going to the final at the Keepmoat 🏆👀 GOALS @georgeerudd

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@jord_8

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@jord_8

4 years

No tests or driver training until 2nd December as of Thursday 😡. What a joke. No pupil with December/January tests be ready as not allowed to prepare. The Government is seriously messing with the younger generations future. The lessons and tests are safer than a school classroom

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@jord_8

5 years

Can not fault this service one bit. Professional and 24 hour turn around 👏🏻👌🏻

carl hopwood

@HopCarl

5 years

Latest conversion done today @jord_8 , on these Adidas Predator Accelerator remake's putting the six stud combination in ready for the heavy pitch's #adidas #adidaspredator #accelorators #adidaspredatoraccelorator #bespoke #footballboots #grip #conversion #oneofakind

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@jord_8

5 years

Up the @NHSuk 💙🇬🇧👏🏻 keep doing what you do. You all do your country proud and tonight shows the love we have for you

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@jord_8

7 years

Didn't know if had the drive to go up and play, today showed I made the right choice! Loved every minute again and a very good result UTS

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@jord_8

4 years

Today on talksport I heard a scouse caller say Pickfords tackle was similar and as bad as Cantona at selhurst park 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I nearly crashed car laughing

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