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katie

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“mary poppins is a children’s movie” mary poppins: “and what would happen to me, may i ask, if i loved all the children i said goodbye to?”

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thrilled for villains land

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5 years

what stage of capitalism is this

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not sure who needed to hear this today, but it’s ok not to be happy all the time. all that matters is that you #FeelYourWay .

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5 years

this might be my favorite disney parks moment of this decade

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3 years

magic kingdom cast members should be allowed to slap one (1) guest of their choosing today

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5 years

i really think commercials like this are why a family of 7 from iowa go to orlando and then scream at a 19 year old CM because they really truly thought this would be their whole vacation

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5 years

disney intern: we haven’t done....*checks notes* ...brown?? disney merch: ............. intern: ............. merch: ........... intern: ........ merch: yeah fuck it, they’ll buy anything

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4 years

there were hundreds of cars in line to get into downtown disney???

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3 years

for free i will wander around a theme park to yell at guests who are yelling at CM’s just keep me hydrated and maybe give me a snack every few hours

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@joolswhore

5 years

hey disney+ will you let me copy billy on the street and just assault guests inside of your parks and ask them dumb questions? we can call it Katie on the Main Street.

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

i will be dressing like this all summer, any questions?

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katie

@joolswhore

2 years

everyone talking about how the disney cfo ousted chapek when it’s still wild to me the woman made jokes about guests’ waistlines is a) still the cfo and b) making comments about how anyone looks when she’s out here serving up lady elaine from mr. roger’s neighborhood vibes

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5 years

and people wonder why i spend so much time at Disneyland when *gestures vaguely at America*

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

ok i need to get this off my chest, y’all saw that tweet talking about how adults shouldn’t meet face characters or how awkward they feel doing it? like ok fine not everyone is up for it but uhhh some of my best memories of the parks are character moments and goofing off w/ them

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@joolswhore

2 years

“what’s the point of the reservation system if—“ IT’S NOT FOR YOU!! it’s so they can schedule the bare minimum staff needed to operate. that’s it!! that’s all it is! it has nothing to do with your enjoyment of the parks, none of it does! it is simply a metric for profit!

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katie

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4 years

josh d’amaro is disney obama

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katie

@joolswhore

1 year

forget the roman empire how often do you think about the 1964 world’s fair

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

them: walt is rolling in his- me: he was cremated bruh

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

just feels pretty gross seeing people complain about how they’re being treated by CMs working thru a pandemic, being harassed on the job, and who don’t make nearly enough money but i guess go off, tell me the park is in shambles bc a cast member was rude to you once

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3 years

still probably the coolest thing i’ve ever done

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

i can deeply miss disneyland and also be terrified of that parks propaganda video they posted today i contain multitudes

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

here’s the thing: i paid $30 for the convenience of unlimited swapping, not bringing my own charger, or bothering with whether i charged it in advance. and the product has now changed from the initial contract i entered into upon purchasing it. i’m allowed to be upset about that.

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4 years

anyone wanna own their own haunted mansion (florida version)

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

@missingwords Immediately upon landing on Batuu this punk and his goons blindsided me.

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

does elizabeth warren have a plan for rising annual pass costs and overcrowding at disneyland

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5 years

me: i don’t care about space battles also me: *disneybounded as rey on day 3 of galaxy’s edge opening*

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5 years

i just needed this here

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

if disneyland reopens because of this we’re protesting right? y’all gonna strike right? like we shutting this shit down RIGHT???

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5 years

them: impeachment doesn’t mean that- me: the people can have a little impeachment, as a treat

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katie

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2 months

this is how july is going to feel

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@joolswhore

5 years

@missingwords Luckily Chewie welcomed me with open arms!!!

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katie

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14 days

what’s your favorite random throwaway line from mary poppins? i think mine might be “no i do NOT know the number!”

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@joolswhore

4 years

@GraceSpelman big my cousin’s friend at the pentagon said vibes

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katie

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3 years

manifestation works girlies don’t give up, he didn’t!!!

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@joolswhore

4 years

i was about to tweet that the only straight couple i like is morticia and gomez addams but now i’m thinking they’re probably not both heteros

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

for lent 12 years ago i gave up catholicism and actually stuck with it

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@joolswhore

3 years

i laughed and told her it WAS my mother! and that she’d be upset with me if i didn’t politely acknowledge THE fairy godmother. she laughed and gave me a hug and said to tell my mother she was lucky to have me. like??? out of nowhere!! i rode the high of that interaction all day

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

and i’d like to think i’m a good guest. i’m not trying to trick them or trip them up ever, i stay in character with them, i can sense when they want to engage and when they don’t, and yes as an actor it’s fun to improv with your favorite disney character? it’s real in the moment!

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katie

@joolswhore

2 years

it’s this one for me

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

so they got the cash for this but not to pay all that parks cast minimum wage.....................huh

Disney

@Disney

4 years

Over the next few years, roughly 10 @Marvel series, 10 @StarWars series, 15 Disney live action, @DisneyAnimation , and @Pixar series, plus 15 all-new Disney live action, Disney Animation, and Pixar features will be released directly on @DisneyPlus .

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

don’t post pictures of guests that are fully in your photo and looking into camera and especially don’t do it to use them for a fat joke?????? seems like i shouldn’t need to explain why this is gross behavior but uhhhh, here we are

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katie

@joolswhore

2 years

when do we get the tiktok from the girl who took all the footage and pics of +1 girlie doing her duty as a +1 at the event i want to hear her story

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

anyways just be polite and kind and have fun. that’s what it’s all about, no matter what age you are. oh, and shake bert’s hand for good luck! both hands if you’re in need of it. just uh, don’t make mary jealous.

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

she is definitely complaining about men in this scene i’ll eat my own ass if she isn’t

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5 years

MY WIG IS TORN

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

if i were josh d’amaro i would simply ✨pay my cast a living wage and take a smaller salary✨

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

ok and i would also like to add, disneyland has always remained superior by still having some roaming face characters. it started becoming rarer pre-pandemic but still, sometimes you’d round a corner and suddenly there’s peter pan, laughing and popping out from behind a trash can

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@joolswhore

5 years

“What do you mean you can’t walk into the castle right now?! Where’s Cinderella?!!?!” “Ma’am you can see Cinderella at the-“ “JOHN! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!! WE SPENT 8 GRAND-“ “Karen I don’t know what to tell you we-“ “LISTEN UP.....CARLY FROM KISSIMMEE, MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

but seriously what if i handed out a card to nice cm’s that was just my venmo name and said “request $5 i got you fam”

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

can we baja blast me off of this planet

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

Bob Chapek really said no more entertainment in the parks PERIODT. Fuck that guy.

Attraction Faction 🎢🎡🎠

@AttractFaction

5 years

It seems as if the Pixarmonic Orchestra is coming to an end. Disney has yet to officially confirm. Good luck going forward to all the amazing performers. See the details here: #disney #disneycaliforniaadventure #pixarpier

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@joolswhore

4 years

it’s summer 2015. you’ve had two diamond zombie drinks and you’re about to pound a third. the old guy with a powerade in each hand who’s here every night is beside you. the band just finished “everybody talks” and you hear the opening chords to “let’s go crazy.” life is good.

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katie

@joolswhore

1 year

remember when we were promised cherry tree lane????

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

ok i know we’ve all beaten this to death but it is truly insane i live below the poverty line and pay more than rich people in taxes every year like how do you look at that and still go why yes this man and this system is not evil but in fact good

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@joolswhore

3 years

one time i was hanging around a quiet corner near the castle and on the phone with my mom. out of truly nowhere comes the fairy godmother, so i say a hello as she goes by. she stops and comes back to me and says what would your mother think, rudely abandoning your phone call!

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@joolswhore

2 years

ok who’s up and just saw the disneyland ig get hacked i am SCREAMING??????

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2 years

@andrea_sketches the way she…made content?? out of this???

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

like i fucking KNOW i didn’t spend that ridiculous amount of money on jet juice over and over at oga’s for you to claim you gotta fire 28,000 people

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katie

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4 years

god spoke to me too and He said if you don’t tip regardless of service you are not one of His flock

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

y’all need a young agatha or…

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@DisneyPlus

3 years

@PatrickDempsey @wimpykid @mulaney @AndySamberg @BetteMidler @SJP @kathynajimy @NatGeo @willsmith @Pixar @stellamink @MarvelStudios Marvel Studios' Agatha: House of Harkness, an Original Series, coming soon to #DisneyPlus . #DisneyPlusDay

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3 years

@tai_nugget i’m absolutely living for this chaos thank you for your contribution sir

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

happy birthday haunted mansion love, constance ♥️🪓

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

ok but is anyone talking about how when “this is all over” everyone is going to have vastly different retellings of this? 10 years from now you’re gonna be like “man remember 2020 and not setting foot in a restaurant for an entire year?” and someone’s gonna go “what do you mean?”

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katie

@joolswhore

3 years

uh oh i started drinking and made a ✨spicy✨ tiktok

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4 years

what’s happening here

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4 years

Shanah Tovah!

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4 years

something about remembering a day where 2,996 people died and the nation mourned and rallied around each other while currently nearly 200,000 have lost their lives and some people think it’s a hoax and do not want to protect their fellow americans is uhhhh...it’s weird.

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@joolswhore

3 years

everyone clowning on simu’s stock photos like ok sure it is a bit funny but i also think y’all have just no clue what we go through in the industry just to get by. a day of stock photo shooting beats the grind of a serving shift or uber shift or wiping a kid’s butt. sometimes a

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@joolswhore

5 years

picture me stopping a dad of 5 pushing a double wide stroller in frontierland shouting “SIR, FOR A DOLLAR, WHO’S HOTTER KYLO REN OR POE DAMERON?!”

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@joolswhore

3 years

“Look, lady, I gotta be honest with you, let’s do something that’s safe. So me, you, and your pants, we can go for a ride around town. That’d be fun! I’ll show you some waterfalls. You look like you like waterfalls.” @TheRock for Halloween! It ain’t the backside of water but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

when will a hot femme model marry me and go on dates to disneyland when is it my turn

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5 years

what if i framed and hung this up in my home

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5 years

we somehow get princess tiana to come with me and i just go up to middle aged white moms and go “FOR A DOLLAR, WHO IS THIS?!” and when they don’t know I just shout “YOU’RE RACIST!!!!!” until tiana and myself find people deserving of her

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@joolswhore

4 years

if elsa planned to self-isolate on the north mountain for the rest of her life so she wouldn’t hurt the people she loves, you can stay home for a few weeks

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5 years

maga hat is the new swastika and you cannot tell me otherwise

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Best performance by a dress in a motion picture?

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3 years

now when people come to visit me in LA from out of town and want to go to hollywood boulevard i’m gonna be like no sorry we’re going to the crosswalk outside cbs studio and if we’re lucky we can fight james corden

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3 years

fight me emily blunt i’m coming for your jobs

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katie

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3 months

fuck it bought a selfie with erica durance

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katie

@joolswhore

5 years

yeah maybe i’m single and broke and breaking out and put on weight but at least i’m not this girl i know who got proposed to at blue man group, and said yes

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@joolswhore

4 years

what, and i mean this sincerely, the fuck

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4 years

Kristen Bell and Jonathan Groff will star in a musical film ‘MOLLY AND THE MOON’. The film follows a couple who sing to their unborn baby in the womb. Meanwhile, inside the womb a little girl in a rowboat is singing back whilst being born. (Source: )

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katie

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1 year

tell me i don’t need this cutesy dress that reminds of jolly holiday because i am broke

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katie

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3 years

LA has to bring back a mask mandate because… *checks notes* an overwhelming amount of unvaccinated 20-40 year olds are contracting covid and some are being hospitalized

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katie

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5 years

yeah i have external chargers for cheap from amazon. i liked the convenience of a tiny charger i dropped into a slot and got a fresh one. i bought it for that. that was worth it for me. and now the company i bought into changed its tune. it’s disappointing. i’m gonna bitch.

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@joolswhore

4 years

she never explains anything ☂️ a piece i commissioned from @ScribblnTaylor that will soon go on my wall of mary. i love this look for mary and feel it never gets enough love!! taylor did such a beautiful job i’m so lucky 😍

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katie

@joolswhore

4 years

we’re gonna get a wicked movie before we $2000 stimulus checks

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3 years

while we’re at it i know it has nothing to do with me but i’m so fucking proud of nas

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3 years

view me for i am a lesbian

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2 years

me and wifey

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katie

@joolswhore

2 years

i can’t stop smiling thinking about this little nose scrunch moment ugh i love her to the moon and back

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2 years

it’s this one for me

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5 years

if heaven exists i think it’ll be like trader sam’s

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2 years

i’m gay for julie andrews

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katie

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5 years

boy the hot takes keep coming don’t they maybe you should start your own theme park and then you can tell your own employees how to do their job

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5 years

i’m gonna vote for- 🤢🤢🤢 i’m voting for bi- 🤢🤢🤢 if he wins the nomination i’m voting for bid- 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 i can’t say it but if he gets it i’m voting for him because i’m not an idiot

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@joolswhore

5 years

so this happened