To A Bowie-
Oh wee sleekit, smug of face,
Aboon them aw ye tak yer place of those with brains gey hard to trace,
Yer loyalties are aw a guddle, yer decency shallower than a puddle,
Oh tae see oorsels as ithers wud,
Ye cowerin, fearted, timorous
Tory fud.