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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

I had some company watching the match this weekend. Welcome Adina!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 months

Leicester City won the league and FA Cup, finished 5th twice and consistently sold their best players for huge profits, yet they still ran afoul of PSR. The system is designed to protect the interests of 6 clubs, and punish anyone who comes close to challenging them

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

5 months

BREAKING: The Premier League has referred Leicester City to an independent Commission for an alleged breach of Profitability and Sustainability Rules and for failing to submit their audited financial accounts to the League.

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Jake Oliver

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3 years

Nuno has won 5 in his first 10 games as Spurs manager. Steve Bruce won 7 in his last 38 at Newcastle. Why are the talking heads who backed Bruce and claimed he was treated unfairly by #NUFC fans not leaping to Nuno’s defense?

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Jake Oliver

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3 months

Just want to make sure I got this right... #MUFC made an illegal approach for Dan Ashworth, low balled #NUFC with an compensation offer, and are encouraging Ashworth to proceed with an arbitration case? Sir Jim makes the Glazers look competent. 😂

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

Whenever I see Rudy Giuliani trending I take 30 seconds to mentally prepare myself myself to hear/read something horribly idiotic & bigoted

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

It's Always Sunny

@alwayssunny

3 years

What's a #SunnyFXX quote that you use in everyday life?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

The last time Scousers had this much trouble with Coke... #LFC #EuropaLeagueFinal

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

Pep has never had to manage a team within a budget, so he'd probably be shit at FPL

FootballJOE

@FootballJOE

3 years

Pep hadn't even heard of FPL until the news about Grealish did the rounds yesterday

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@soIoucity I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@CityAndStateNY The Knicks

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

At a time when football clubs are laying off dozens of employees, it's particularly shameful that the @premierleague would block a takeover that promises to invest hundreds of millions of pounds into a club and a region. #nufctakover #NUFC

Henry Winter

@henrywinter

4 years

Pandemic hitting #afc hard. Club: "It's now clear we must reduce our costs further to ensure we're operating in a sustainable and responsible way and enable us to continue to invest in the team. Unfortunately, we have now come to the point where we are proposing 55 redundancies."

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@realDonaldTrump There is an approximately 0% chance you knew about the military drills before Kim brought them up

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@NBCSportsSoccer @ToonPolls American Newcastle fans once again require your assistance.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@MagpieGroupNUFC In theory it makes sense, but he'd symbolize the gap between the two clubs and their supporters would resent him. That hostility wouldn't be healthy for him.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

The selfish, reckless idiots are out on 30th Avenue in #Astoria tonight

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@vzmercogliano Rangers Twitter to Kevin Rooney

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

Looks like John Carman is gonna have enough time on his hands to make himself dinner.

Kyle Griffin

@kylegriffin1

7 years

A N.J. Republican mocked the Women's March online. 32-year old Democrat Ashley Bennett was angered by the remark, challenged him in his re-election bid. She won.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@PressSec @realDonaldTrump I'm old enough to remember when Donald Trump ran around saying America wasn't great. Why didn't he leave?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

@jacobkornbluh looks like someone forgot to change headline on the press release template

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@JFreshHockey Gerard Gallant really scratched Kaapo Kakko because he was "trying to win a hockey game"

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@MenInBlazers

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@ESPNUK 12 year old kids are gonna be running home from school to play as Al-Ahli on FIFA23. What a time to be alive

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

8-0 over two derbies this season. #NYCFC have been level for approximately 3 of the 180 minutes. For them it’s a rivalry, for us it’s a party. #RBNY

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

10 years

I love nothing more than watching @FINALLEVEL clothesline a perp @nbcsvu

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

#ThankYouPatrick for 7-0, and 4-1, and 4-0, and 4-0

Hudson River Blue

@hudsonriverblue

6 years

#ThankYouPatrick

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@MorriseyWV @realDonaldTrump Legal and Trump don't belong in the same sentence

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

If you watch one video today, let it be this. Watching the senior tech bro get shut down at the end brought a single tear to my eye

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

6 years

‘It feels like I’m at a firefighters conference and no one’s allowed to speak about water.’ — This historian wasn’t afraid to confront the billionaires at Davos about their greed

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

The optimism leaving Red Bull Arena today was unlike anything I’ve ever seen. It broke my heart to have to explain to some elementary school kids that they’re probably gonna mess this up. #RBNY

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

I actually expected two loan signings. The fact that Ashley has failed to live up to my pathetically low expectations is quite impressive. #NUFC #AshleyOut

Steve Wraith

@stevewraith

7 years

Did any #NUFC fan expect anything else in this window honestly?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@tylerbrace @kait_tiffany I’m 99% sure that’s not a NYC kitchen...

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

Donald Trump's campaign is now being run by Breitbart and the Kremlin.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@toonarmy_com Whoever it is, my next child is getting named after them

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

When Tyler Adams left MLS he went straight into a team near the top of the Bundesliga. James Sands is going to a farmer's league to play for a Mickey Mouse club that has existed for about a decade. Levels. #RBNY #NYCFC

Rangers Football Club

@RangersFC

3 years

🇺🇸 Welcome to #RangersFC , James Sands. 🆕 Rangers are today delighted to announce the signing of @USMNT international James Sands from @NYCFC on an initial 18-month loan agreement subject to work permit and international clearance. Rangers hold an exclusive option to buy.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

@RollingStone He really fucked it up this time…

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

All these #NYCFC fans on Twitter crying about losing a game while #RBNY fans mourn the loss of Catas. Hard night for soccer fans in the metropolitan area. @VikingArmy_SC

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

If Drury adds Tarasenko, Mikkola and Kane while keeping a first rounder and Othmann he deserves GM of the year #NYR

New York Rangers

@NYRangers

1 year

UPDATE: Vitali Kravtsov and Jake Leschyshyn will not be available to play tonight due to roster management reasons.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@FitzGSN_ These youngins don't know how good pre-visor Marc Staal was.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

I'm a Bernie supporter, but good for Biden. Honestly, I don't give a fuck how gun owners feel when kids are being mowed down in schools. We should be angry about that.

Matt Wolking

@MattWolking

4 years

Detroit auto worker: "You are actively trying to diminish our Second Amendment right and take away our guns." Joe Biden: "You're full of shit." Biden staffer: "Alright, thank you guys--" Biden: "No, shush! Shush!"

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

9 months

If Adidas do this with Newcastle next season the club will never have FFP issues again #NUFC

FOX Soccer

@FOXSoccer

9 months

Adidas Football has released a special Argentina collection 🇦🇷 (📸: @adidasfootball )

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

That goal Mika'd my day!

The Broadway Hat

@TheBroadwayHat

7 years

ZIBANEJAD WINS IT

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@AndrewBerkshire You can remove the word "Canadian" and the Tweet is still accurate

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 years

Mike Ashley paid 6.5m for Bruce and 40m for Joelinton when he could have had Rafa for free and Rondon for 15m. What a great businessman. #NUFC

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

10 months

@patriottakes Imagine being annoyed that you don’t have to wait until 1pm to watch football because there is a 9:30am game on

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@SouthAFAO My brother had a small part in this episode. He was one of the kids who went to camp with the killer. His conversation with BD Wong helped convince the SVU team that the kid was a sociopath.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 months

@fun88eng kyril louis dreyfus

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@FitzGSN_ Notice how they don’t say “I have coronavirus” it’s always “we have coronavirus.” It’s a team game

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

Rudy Giuliani, who doesn't know how microphones work, will be making sure your email accounts don't get hacked.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@DavidNir I'd like to report a murder.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

Good ideas from @KeithPowersNYC . If we don't act urgently we'll lose a lot of the institutions that make our neighborhoods special

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@realDonaldTrump yeah man, these are the Tweets of a guy who definitely won the debate last night

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

You find Obama's birth certificate yet?

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@AdamZHerman We're way beyond the point where anything he does on the ice matters anymore. It's hard to stomach rooting for him.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@FLOTUS @DannyZuker @TheAtlantic It's been confirmed by Fox News and the Associated Press.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@TheGallowgateR I think you need Anderson pushing forward and making those runs into the box to support the forward line. Longstaff is who I would turn to if Tonali or Bruno were missing, but Anderson should be the Joelinton replacement

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

The 7 train is delayed. Glad the aliens are getting an authentic Queens experience

Mayor Eric Adams

@NYCMayor

6 years

What we know: - Light was caused by electrical surge at a substation. - No current fire, no injuries. - MTA has power, but there are delays on the 7 train. - Power coming back on at LGA, but expect delays. - Con Ed evaluating outages now. More soon.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

Clear red card on Havertz. Clear penalty on Murphy. Absolutely robbed. #NUFC

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@olgaNYC1211 @DavidWohl @realDonaldTrump David knows something about criminals, he raised one!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

11 months

Has anyone else been having an issue with @peacock today? The audio is way behind the pictures for the Man U Burnley game, and was for Goal Rush this morning as well. @NBCSportsSoccer

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@FitzGSN_ “Those aren’t boos, Joe, they’re saying ‘juiccccceeee’”

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@BlueSeatBlogs I mean, why wouldn't he? Clearly has no future here. Hopefully we are able to get a pick rather than a AHL journeyman.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

With the 5th lowest payroll in the league #RBNY made a Champions League semi final and look like legitimate MLS Cup contenders. Imagine not thinking Jesse Marsch is the best manager in MLS.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

3 months

@davidpick1987 They’ve left themselves open to be sued by three clubs! Unbelievable!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

Jozy has had more flops in the first half today than he did goals in the Premier League

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

Dwight Gayle should have been sold 3 years ago. A Championship club would have paid 10-12m. Instead, we did the swap for Rondon (who we should have just bought), paid Gayle's wages for 2 years (while he hardly played) and am now letting him leave for free. Great business #NUFC

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

The last 4 EPL managerial vacancies have gone to Roy Hodgson, David Moyes, Alan Pardew and Sam Allerdyce. Good to see clubs taking chances on up and coming talent. In all seriousness, if the EPL were the "best league in the world" clubs would do a lot better than these retreads

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@jules_su He wore this outfit to church, golf shoes and all...

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

A nation in turmoil: Government shut down. Kids without health care through CHIP. Dreamers facing deportation. Trump supporters forced to scoop caviar with plastic spoons.

Anna Massoglia

@annalecta

7 years

Mar-a-Lago guests paying $100k or more per couple to attend Trump’s inauguration anniversary political fundraising fala—which Eric & Don Jr attended in President Trump’s stead due to the shutdown—are apparent “traumatized” by scooping caviar with plastic spoons.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@NewYorkRedBulls @RedBullArena Just so I'm clear...fans opposing fascism is "political," but a club issuing a statement commenting on a state Supreme Court ruling and municipal resolutions isn't?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@FitzGSN_ Rangers players have constantly been overlooked in awards voting. Lundqvist won 1 Veznia, and the consensus in the hockey media is that Flurey has had a better career than him.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

You gotta love Tyler Adams standing up for himself. It was a bad tackle by Giovinco. Jozy is a giant baby. #RBNY

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@silverbluefin @classiclib3ral @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump OMG @silverbluefin just won Twitter everyone pack up for the day our work is done here

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

YANKEES: we just got bounced from the playoffs in the most agonizing way possible! #RBNY : hold my beer

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@WhiteHouse Funny how these supplies are only going to swing states two days before an election!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

Wijnaldum + Sissoko cost #NUFC £16.1million. Sold them for £55million!

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

Chytil is a center. Keep him there #NYR

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@NUFC360 He should have been sent back in January. Massive disappointment. Chelsea will be kicking themselves for not selling him in the summer.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

It's 3:25pm and the NHL Insiders still cant figure out what the Rangers gave up for Andrew Copp #NYR

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@MollieeWalkerr The Rangers gave Tony a $9.6m deal, and after 6 games paid him to stay away for an entire season before buying him out. That's pretty unprecedented. Instead of reflecting on what he could better himself, he's bitter at the Rangers. It's quite sad.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@alanshearer Liverpool were apparently the only team to play this weekend.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@KDORR_USA @realDonaldTrump Cool, how many trademarks has the Chinese government granted Ivanka since 2017?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

1 year

@NUFCThreatLevel We’re in a better position now than we were before we kicked off. That was the easiest game Spurs have left. We’ve got a more favorable run in and an extra game. Even a draw next week keeps us in a great position.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

My Dad just pointed out that Kevin Hayes looks like a young Pete Townshend. Thoughts? #NYR

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

7 years

Hope #RBNY used the widespread interest to drive up the price. Sacha has been our best player since he arrived, but I'll never argue with moving on from a 32 year old if the return is good.

Jeff Rueter

@jeffrueter

7 years

#MLS sources telling me that #RBNY are "finalizing" a trade to send Sacha Kljestan to #VamosOrlando . Kljestan had been linked to #LAFC and #MNUFC earlier this window.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@NBCSportsSoccer He wears a magic hat 🪄🎩🇧🇷

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

What if Andrew Yang's campaign for mayor is just an elaborate excuse to go on the greatest food tour in NYC history?

Amanda Eisenberg

@amandaeisenber

4 years

On the move with @AndrewYang . We’re at the Market Line on the LES.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

10 years

5 local boys on the pitch to start the second half for #NUFC

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

If you are a MLS analyst that doesn't have the entire #RBNY back 4 in your team of the season I'm going to struggle to take you seriously.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@NUFC360 @IsaacHayden65 He was just praising the Chelsea fans for backing their team and creating an incredible atmosphere

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

I can't wait until the MLSPA releases the salary data for this year so we can see how thrifty Red Bull ownership is. Kemar, Robles and BWP were some of the top earners last year. They've been replaced by Pendant, Jensen and nobody. #RBNY

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

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@Leezy_TMNY

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

5 years

@Buccigross Yes, it’s a shame teams in NY, California, Massachusetts, etc never sign big free agents 🙄

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

4 years

@gabykirschner I can’t believe they launched this without it being on Roku or Amazon Fire

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@PressSec @VP Does he know the lyrics to God Bless America?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

James Dolan owns the most valuable NHL franchise and the 2nd most valuable NBA franchise and he's out here making his own flyers on Microsoft Word.

Ross Barkan

@RossBarkan

2 years

James Dolan is daring the state government to take away his liquor license.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@NUFCThreatLevel The fact that Ritchie wasn't allowed to leave for a Championship club because Rafa was concerned he wouldn't be able to replace him speaks volumes about Ashley's management of Newcastle

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

This is spot on. Newcastle need 8-9 signings. Obviously the wont come in all at once, but whoever buys the club must be prepared to invest because it’s a big rebuilding job. Of course this is all moot because Ashley will stay and we’ll bring in a couple loanees in January

NUFC Index

@NUFC_Index

6 years

Outside of Dubravka and a couple of centre halves, I'm struggling to think of a player I want to see stay at #NUFC . Possibly Ritchie & Shelvey. The rest are dog awful.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

TFW you wake up on a beautiful Sunday morning, order corned beef hash from your favorite diner and realize you're 7-3-1 all time in the #HudsonRiverDerby . #RBNY #NYisRED

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

Jose Altuve looks like he's about to risk it all to save the republic

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

2 years

@RAMansour Update: Yes, I'm well aware that everything I previously wrote in this thread is bullshit. I didn't expect to be called out on it. Here is some more revisionist bullshit to save myself from embarrassment.

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

6 years

@realDonaldTrump Why don’t you know the lyrics to God Bless America?

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Jake Oliver

@jolivernyc

8 years

Heading out to NJ for a day of poolside fun and elite football banter #EURO2016 #CopaAmerica @swaggymcswagers @robmacksmith @That_Guy_Jesse

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