being a "self-employed" "musician" is all about sleeping until 11, reading your friends' longform criticism, and watching the sopranos until it's time for your 6pm soundcheck
blue man group emailed me back .................. round
#1
of auditions is over, but tim (the casting guy) is "passing along my info to the directors" .... stay tuned folks .......... : - 0
adult arthur looks like my 40 yr old bushwick roommate who i never met bc he got addicted to injecting frog poison in thailand + forced us to clean out his 1200sq ft. space full of sex swings, camping gear, and fedoras
guYs … sad news … i did not advance to the next round of stomp… something about me being *too good at drums and too hot* idk w/e … but i’m feeling that best i’ve felt in a long time so wooohooo to that !
absolutely overjoyed to announce that i’ve been accepted to the (highly selective!!!) Pizza School where i’ll receive my PhD in slicing AND toppings!!! class of 2026 here i come!!!!!!!
beeN knitting one bikini toP each day for the last 2 days and i’m thinking abt continuing... is anyone interested ? $10 and 80% of proceeds will go to club A (mutual aid org) in brooklyn!
it’s been 6 months since i got diagnosed with (very rare) idiopathic intracranial hypertension and had to take nose ring oUt for an MRI … BUT the ring (and my health) are BACK!! 🤩
mom i swear i am diligently applying* for jobs**
*getting high
**hours and reading the online pdf "Bears of Brooks River 2019 A Guide to Their Identification, Lives, and Habits"
oh no my neighbors who i've never spoken to just saw me full-on cartwheeling and triple-axeling to the smiths' "barbarism begins at home" in my driveway and i really don't know what that looks like for our relationship... but it can't be good