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John thedon

4 years

Is it my intention to offend people? Nope. Conversely, am I bothered when my opinions offend people? Not in the slightest. Being offended is subjective and entirely controlled by a persons own beliefs or mindset. Simples. #SundayThoughts

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1 year

@NoContextBrits 😂

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2 months

Just imagine Nigel in parliament. Holding them all to account. No wonder they’re all bricking it. Splendid.

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2 years

Tell you one thing, if hospitals were privatised, they wouldn’t be paying £25 for a £5 ream of copier paper. That’s for sure.

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5 years

After Schofield's cringe worthy 'poor me' diatribe yesterday. Turns out he was shagging a dude in the crew, who threatened to out him, and had no choice but to drop the facade. Brave and stunning? or just no choice. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

Khan has just called all protesters against vandalism 'extreme far right' at least 4 times on the BBC.. Pratt.

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1 year

Haha these folk are mentalists. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

If, as it's suggested, the migrant who went on a stabbing spree in Birmingham is one of the SERCO trafficking contract beneficiaries, then all the undocumented freeloaders need to be taken out of hotels and put in more secure accommodation to await deportation. Enough is enough.

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3 years

Ask yourself this question. If the media and Gov hadn't told you that there was a deadly virus. Would you have realised?

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2 years

The manager at my local coop just told me the number of folk using cash has shot up recently. Bloody marvellous stuff.

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4 years

The media hacks are now complaining about being 'hounded unfairly' Oh If Carlsberg did irony. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

Ok, why not re open the Nightingales, fully equip them, and put ALL the Covid only cases in them, isolate those patients there and use the hospitals to catch up with all the patients that need or are behind with life saving treatments? Doesn't that make sense? 🧐

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3 years

If I forget to pay my taxes, I will issue a full apology to HMRC and consider the matter closed..

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5 years

The lads face when Steptoe said “we did not descend into the gutter...” Priceless.. 😂

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4 years

80,000,000 Americans voted for this senile hair sniffing walking cod piece? Yeah ok. 👌🏻😂

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4 years

Am I right in thinking that Khan just removed a statue without consultation or democratic process in London? Ermmm Priti luv..

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4 years

Twitter's gone a bit quiet as folk are now trying to work out how the fuck Parler works... 🧐😂

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4 years

Get ya badges on lads.. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

A couple of hours ago our police force dived on a chap, who is as I understand it, one of our Vets, gave him a black eye (there's video), for protesting AGAINST something illegal in Dover.. @pritipatel WTF is going on? Did you order this? Explain this inequality of law ASAP.

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3 years

Churchill: "We shall fight them on the beaches" Churchill's Grandson:" We shall pick them up from the beaches (and take them to 4 star accommodation...)" 🤦‍♂️😂

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3 years

If Aldi wants to clean up at chrimbo, all they have to do is produce a non woke/virtue signalling Xmas advert. IMO.

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4 years

'Comic' relief boss earns 180k Salvation Army boss earns 15.5K Grift vs Proper charity. Think before you donate. 🤦‍♂️

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2 years

“I covered for the grooming gangs for years Bozza, should’ve come to me, hiding a cake would’ve been a doddle”

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4 years

As a kid I was in the Scouts, and not once did I ever consider invading Poland.. 😳

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4 years

How it started How it's going

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4 years

Ok Russian Report done. Now let's see the Grooming Gangs Report. 🧐

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3 years

Tesco have gone with Santa showing a covid pass for their Christmas ad... Yeah, I'm sticking with Aldi.. 🤷‍♂️😂

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3 years

All of a sudden they’ve reportedly run out of lateral flows? Just as they push thru legislation which requires lateral flow OR vaccine passport? Doesn’t take Columbo to work this one out.. NUDGE NUDGE wink wink say no more… 🤦‍♂️

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4 years

@coopuk @afneil Just concentrate on selling food and drink, nobody gives a shit about your politics or the opinions of your woke social media drone, flogging your gear is the only thing you need to worry about. 🤦‍♂️😂

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2 years

Haha if the reporting is correct, and the infamous garden wine and cheese pics were taken from the balcony of number 11, it would seem that Rishi’s leadership campaign started a long long time ago… 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

Who regulates Ofcom? Another pointless waste of our dosh. 🧐😂

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3 years

How it started How it's going

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John thedon

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4 years

I will never comply to any agenda that causes my Kid's to have a life that hasn't been as free as mine. Just for the record. I will not allow that to happen. I'm not alone in this. Am I?

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2 years

As a bloke if my country turned to shit, I would obviously leave my women and kids alone to handle that, and book a serco ticket to a country that gave me a hotel room and cash.. Said no real man ever in history,

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2 years

@bennyjohnson Stinks so bad, you can almost smollett.

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3 years

The Beeb has restarted Fawlty Towers tonight at 830. The penny is starting to drop faster than a Nish tv show.. 👌😂

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3 months

I’m wanting to withdraw a lumper from my Nat west, and they want to know the payment purpose and need evidence? How about non of your fucking business you cashless society pushing spunkbubbles. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

Breaking: PHE have announced that the Nantes church fire was a direct result of Covid..

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4 years

Wonder if Sainbury's will start a guilt points scheme. Double if you kneel in store. 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

Personally, I would prefer homeless British Vets were put up in the hotels as a priority. They have definitely earn't the right to be looked after.

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3 years

Batley should have been used as a benchmark, a line in the sand, by both the gov and unions, to say this nonsense stops now. But of course the weakness of appeasement prevails.

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4 years

Instead of chucking billions blindly at the NHS, audit it thoroughly and get rid of the top heavy dross that soaks up our cash with no ROI in so far as output is concerned i.e. the crap procurement system, and gender/diversity roles which do nothing to directly cure patients.

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2 years

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Keith and Ange didn’t really think all this through, at all.. 🤦‍♂️😂

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3 years

@disclosetv Haha Vlad knows he can't do live stuff.

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1 year

When the barge is full, and they are sleeping, quietly tow it back to France and in the morning announce that a Randy goat was spotted nearby. Then when empty tow it back. And repeat. Job done.

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3 years

I just had my Vitamin D tablet. I was nervous at first. Both nervous and excited. It's over now. I did this for all of you. Walking on air right now tbh. You're Welcome. 😳😂

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John thedon

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2 years

Whoever tweeted/coined the phrase ‘WEFminster’ is spot on. 👌😂

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3 years

Omicron is the chicken korma of variants.

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3 years

The bbc employees on ‘ere are bricking it. 👌😂

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John thedon

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4 years

Average WEEKLY adult ration WW2 Bacon & Ham 4 oz Other meat value of 1 shilling Butter 2 oz Cheese 2 oz Margarine 4 oz Cooking fat 4 oz Milk 3 pints Sugar 8 oz Preserves 2 oz Tea 2 oz Eggs 1 fresh egg Sweets 3 oz Our Grandfolk just got on with it. Keep Calm Carry on. 🤘🇬🇧

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2 years

Mark Steyn knocking it out the park again. Going where the rest of the msm dare not go. Superb.

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Looks like we, as a collective, might have spent 20 years training 300000 troops how to surrender. 🧐

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The NHS exists to serve us not the other way around. We paid/pay for it. End of.

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If the sea is rising at 3mm a year on average, I will have to buy sandbags in around 13333 years. Have Made a note.

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2 years

@Dominiquetaegon @RishiSunak @COP27P Can see why klaus chose him now, easy to control.

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@ShabanaMahmood 10000 foreign nationals in prison, the 1500 from Albania could go back Tommorrow. Do your job.

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4 years

Breaking: The Gov reportedly first heard of the Nigerian Strain via email, which also contained a rather tempting financial offer.. 😳😂

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3 years

Ming the merciless and his slightly worse brother Ping the merciless.

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4 years

The irony is that Rule Britannia, was an ACTUAL 'Song of Praise' for our fleets which intercepted and helped stop the African slave trade... 🤦‍♂️😂

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4 years

@RealJamesWoods The Hyena's got more security than there is an audience.

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3 years

@TVNaga01 Don't apologise petal, if you are not a fan of the country where you reside just double down. Let the folk who love the country they reside in, then decide whether to indirectly pay your wages or not.

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Make all 'human rights' lawyer's work pro bono and they will be back to ambulance chasing in no time...

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Diane Abbott is under orders not to talk to media until after December 13th. She can't believe it, that's no interviews for 6 months... 😳

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Ashworth has been the MP for Leicester for nearly 10 years, and just NOW he's suddenly discovered the existence of sweat shops.. It's almost like he kept his ears and eyes shut for the sake of.....🗳️ 🤦‍♂️😂

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@HerdImmunity12 There’s a reason they never Rod the drain-age network, dredge the rivers, and build on flood land. It’s all manufactured to create an illusion of ‘climate change’

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The clip of Joe deciding to put his pen away mid signing, not being able to get it in his inside pocket, giving up and sticking in his trouser pocket, then picking up another pen.... Should give all Americans comfort that they are in safe hands.. 👌😂

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Breaking; Joe has revealed that he is planning to do his inauguration in a cemetery to appeal to as many of his voters as possible.. 😳

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5 years

If the BBC was a voluntary subscription service now, Would you pay? The Answer is the reason they have the problem, it's 50% dross. 🤷‍♂️

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Want to smear a political rival? Use a sick child. Want to sell the idea the world is ending and avoid criticism or questioning? Use an autistic child. Want to get more votes from a easily malleable demographic? Let children vote. Hey leftists leave those kids alone 🎶🤦🏼‍♂️

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4 years

This will backfire on perennial victim 'poor me' Butler, tremendously. 🤷‍♂️😂

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5 years

We simply cannot have US chlorinated chicken they say whilst angrily chewing their EU sourced chlorinated salad....

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2 years

Remember this classic.. 😂

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3 years

Just took my daily Vit D3. To protect you. You're welcome btw.

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4 years

Keith Floyd started the whole cooks on telly thing. His madness level eccentric genius has never been surpassed. Imperfect perfection. 👌

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4 years

The lads are singing 'God save the Queen' around Winnie right now. Glorious. 🤘🇬🇧

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5 years

This afternoon the commons are debating DEMOCRACY... I’m not joking it’s on the list. 😂😂😂

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3 years

No Kneelers from Wales or Italy. Good lads.

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2 years

@addicted2newz The facial response speaks volumes

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2 years

@disclosetv 😂

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5 years

There is simply nothing unique that the BBC provides that other channels don't Most channels are worldwide now and self fund by advertising whether TV or radio The implication that the BBC is some kind of arbiter of truth is laughable They are as narrative driven as all of em.

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@benshapiro I’m not American. However, to blame crimes on a constitution allowing ownership gun is like blaming every rape on the ownership of a penis.🙄

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John thedon

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BBC have banned BLM badges etc, because they NOW found out the underlying Marxist shite. Bollocks, they just realised that the majority of the licence tax payers aren't buying it. Useless twats. 🤦‍♂️😂

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The BBC are reportedly trying to somehow block the new news channel by encouraging a pile on via Ofcom, on a channel that doesn't exist yet... Threatened much? 🤦‍♂️😂

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1 year

@GBNEWS The words ‘Eurovision’ and ‘singer’ when used in the same sentence is a bit of a reach.

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5 years

It appears that the Terrorist was connected to this Twat below, who was also freed last year. Connect the dots.

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1 year

@GBNEWS Bloke does the job the council couldn’t get done, makes road usable again, council re shuts road and hunts bloke… 🤦‍♂️😂

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John thedon

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I don’t usually ask for any click action but can my followers please spread the #iamtommy hash thingy. In respect to a true patriot who has just been twitassainated by da online popo. Thanks people.🤘🏻 #iamtommy

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3 years

Breaking: The Beroose Variant is said to pose no immediate threat to the UK.

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6 years

@RealJamesWoods Looks like the rejected cast of the rocky horror show..

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@ArchRose90 Freddie just before he set off for Poland.

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Superb skills. 🤘🏻🇬🇧

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Turns out Morgan's reluctance to condemn yesterdays protest was because his lad was there.. Now he's spinning like a helicopter on speed. Awks. 🤦‍♂️😂

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@disclosetv Not sure how that would work exactly.

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@JamesMelville A true pfizanthropist

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John thedon

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4 years

What's happening right now, very visibly, in Greece, will expose the globalist intentions of the EU, and will be the beginning of the end for the trading bloc. European countries will start to look after their own. The people will drive this.

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@NoContextBrits The number of domestic incidents was reportedly sky high by 1367

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3 years

Average death age of this particular brand of Coronavirus = 83 Average death age by just living and enjoying life = 81 🤯

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2 years

@EvaVlaar The creation of scarcity to elicit control. Same as it ever was 🎶

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Looks like the Gurkhas may get their dues. Superb news.

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