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@johnnyjoesmart
la!lan
1 year
the amount of middle aged women that compliment me on this bag daily is so funny bc I have to restrain myself from being like “thank you, you would be horrified to know what it’s based on”
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la!lan
2 years
why are y’all so scared of gay ppl y’all would definitely be responsible for the homosexuality devil
@Andrew20909716
Mad Klsd
2 years
Before tomorrow episode airs, need to reminder to all #Akiangel shippers that both Aki and Angel are straight in canon. If you ship them, you're contradicting the manga Angel has the love of his life, the girl from his village Aki has Himeno #ChainsawMan #AngelDevil #AkiHayakawa
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la!lan
2 years
the way this literally made a room full of kindergarteners fall completely silent
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la!lan
1 year
jotaro: yare yare gotta play this cringe video game to beat this stand user polnareff’s subplot:
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la!lan
1 year
@AngelDemon_24 ur tellin me ur mom wouldnt scream if I showed her this pic
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la!lan
2 years
this scene is like a fucking youtube poop i’m crying so bad
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la!lan
1 month
the camels kinda ate them up in this ngl
@timelysdc
Crusaders Daily ⋆.˚
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la!lan
2 years
omg just finished stone ocean! so cool and neat to finally see that happy ending animated! 😁♥️ hirohiko araki you ROCK ! 🕊️
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la!lan
1 year
girls when there’s just sink water & no fun little soda or juice to drink in the house
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la!lan
1 year
the dio nsfw figure is so funny bc that’s not even his meat THATS JONATHAN’S MEAT ‼️
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la!lan
14 days
love these pics, i’m so glad nothing bad ever happens in jojo <3
@JJBAVD
JoJo's Bizarre Visual Design
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la!lan
2 years
no h8 but i’m laughing bc this looks like a fake magazine cover that anasui photoshopped himself on
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STICKER ⍟
2 years
PASH! Magazine - February 2023 Issue Cover
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la!lan
2 years
this is a holy day for jojo fans it doesn’t matter what part you’re on, you may read jojolands chapter 1 as a treat. it’s not part skipping it’s just festivities
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la!lan
1 year
this is my son before meeting rohan kishibe and then two weeks after meeting rohan kishibe. please help me and my boy i’m scared. i have bear mace
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la!lan
2 years
i’ve watched this vid at least 53 times today
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la!lan
2 years
this is how customers stare at me when the card reader has been beeping for 10 seconds and I’ve told them twice to “go ahead and take your card out”
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la!lan
1 year
da bag is from @theticalmars shop they make so many cute bags so many cute jojo bags I wish I could buy them all AND GOOD QUALITY i’ve had this for like a year and I’ve been using it almost every day!
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la!lan
2 years
jodio is the funniest narrator that’s definitely a 15 year old
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la!lan
4 months
bootleg anime store in the mall selling a hoodie that has stone ocean on the sleeves but golden wind on the back i’m cryin
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la!lan
1 year
I know araki giggled to high heaven putting him in that chapter I know he was having a little laugh
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la!lan
1 year
can u imagine going thru all the events of stone ocean while still enduring ur period every month? jolyne is the strongest jojo simply for accomplishing this feat
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la!lan
2 years
me judging other anime: lol that character looks stupid as hell I’m not watching that also me: is a jojo stan
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la!lan
1 year
weird shippers be damned to burn in hell they ARE the awkward first teenage love troupe
@avreliasz
cam !
1 year
jotakak [ jotaro x kakyoin ]
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la!lan
2 years
jojo artists work faster than the speed of light and sound itself HOW have I seen like 6 fanarts of the new jojo already it’s been 2 hours 😭😭😭
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la!lan
4 months
little jonathan portrait :^) I wanna do all of them now…..
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la!lan
1 year
i gave paper johnny a facelift & also a man
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la!lan
1 year
in my enrichment shrine
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la!lan
3 months
joseph hoestar :)
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la!lan
4 months
little jonathan portrait :^) I wanna do all of them now…..
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la!lan
1 year
jjba is such a funny series bc half of its fans don’t even like the series
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la!lan
2 years
the common theme among all jojo villains is that they ALL were beefing with teenagers. why are you, diavolo a 33 year old, fighting a 15 year old child in the street? go pay a bill.
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la!lan
1 year
what did shinobu even do other than have a nice rack & one of the most tragic stories in all of DIU 😭
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la!lan
2 years
holy shit I did it
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la!lan
2 years
hypothetically how difficult would it be to make a johnny ass cake
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la!lan
1 year
me any time an adult breathed in lucy steel’s direction
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la!lan
2 years
this was insane
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la!lan
2 months
alluka says happy pride!! :^) 🩵 #hxh
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la!lan
2 years
aki/angel deniers exist???? like give it up babes
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la!lan
1 year
woah paper jawnee
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la!lan
2 years
i’m naming my child Steel Ball Run
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la!lan
1 year
“hope the protagonist matures and develops admirably over time” i love when araki talks about jojos like he isn’t the entire mangaka lmao
@jojo_wiki
JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia
1 year
The JOJOLands Volume 1: Author's Note - Hirohiko Araki (August 18, 2023)
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la!lan
2 years
that japanese guy on tiktok who cosplays and talks like dio has done more for my mental health and happiness than therapy ever could
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la!lan
2 years
this was definitely..a panel
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la!lan
2 years
anasui would wear these
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la!lan
2 years
giorno being a literal teenager like “um…idk if I wanna be a mafia boss anymore lmao I think that was a phase I wanna go to culinary school now”
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la!lan
2 years
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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la!lan
2 years
me and my lil brother are doing early christmas with each other tonight…..he said he got me something jojo related i want to know what it is 😭😭
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la!lan
1 year
I don’t hate that araki made joseph cheat and have an illegitimate child bc I love messy drama in media
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la!lan
2 years
new fugly jojo chibis just dropped
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la!lan
1 year
there is a chemical in jjba that alters your dna and i’m so serious about that
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la!lan
2 years
@sketchscorpio bi & pan people only exist on the internet duh . i’m not real, but an apparition
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la!lan
2 years
god I wish that were me
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la!lan
2 years
I GOT A LITTLE FELLA
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la!lan
1 year
jojo fans live in harmony for like 2 hours then everyone is deranged and annoying again like clockwork
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la!lan
2 years
the fact that Trish was 15 going thru any of that makes her strong regardless if you put 15 year old me in that situation i’d just kms
@ShitpostCrubot
ShitPostCrusaders
2 years
The difference between a Strong Woman and a Spicy Girl
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la!lan
1 year
rohan would k*ll himself publicly if he ever saw this plush
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la!lan
2 years
I really love a good mundane headcanon like yea I DO think that Jotaro enjoys a cold cut combo from Subway with a side of sunchips
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la!lan
1 year
if not canon then why do these colorful plastics fit so naturally homosexually together? many such cases!
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la!lan
11 months
soooo worth it 😭
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la!lan
11 months
going to capybara sanctuary tmw <3
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la!lan
1 year
every tongue that rises against jolyne cujoh shall fall
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la!lan
2 years
why do people act like every scene in sbr had 1000 horses bro most of the time it was like 3 max
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la!lan
1 year
god is so fucking real bro
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la!lan
1 year
@endermanbee close enough
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la!lan
5 months
my hand and scissors and exacto knives slipped
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la!lan
2 years
ppl who watch jojo’s thru a strict cis hetero lens like omg what do u gain from this
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la!lan
1 year
I never feel the need to defend gyjo too hard because there’s only a total of like 25 panels in all of sbr where they’re not pressed crotch to crotch or breathing in each other’s faces, so ponder on that for a minute
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la!lan
1 year
one of araki’s funniest doodles like mista get the off him?? stop the horseplay and be serious
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la!lan
2 years
lmao hermes to the 11 year old child: “hey u okay? you’re driving this car really shitty what’s wrong”
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la!lan
2 years
consuming jojo has me going stupid over the most mundane names like why am I giggling cause I heard the name Johnny on the radio
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la!lan
8 months
araki was visited by the ghost of yaoi past when he cranked out this pretty little saltine like WHO is making them like this anymore????
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la!lan
1 year
if u walk up to a johnny cosplayer and saying “how can you walk?” the cosplayer is allowed to annihilate you on sight
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la!lan
1 year
made a paper khaki…..with a lil surprise :^)
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la!lan
2 years
hermes was so real for calling out rikiel’s boob window lmaoo
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la!lan
2 years
joseph worst jojo
@DestineesChilde
Destinee cw WCI
2 years
qrt with ur problematic jojo/jojotwt opinion
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la!lan
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araki put crack in golden wind characters there is not an hour that goes by in the day that i’m not thinking of those hoes like “imagine bucciaratti going to the dmv lol”
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la!lan
2 years
dp was so unhinged for adding this they deserve some type of award
@JJBAscreenshots
JoJo Screencaps
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la!lan
1 year
this vid is so josuyasu coded
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la!lan
2 years
every single girl I went to high school with has a pic on instagram posed exactly like this
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la!lan
1 year
lmao he looks so tired of doing this pose 😭😭
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la!lan
1 year
can you imagine the frothing hate joseph would’ve gotten if he was written as a woman…..I think someone would’ve bombed araki’s house
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la!lan
2 years
no one will ever be as goofy as Araki there’s no way
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la!lan
2 years
yea
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@PYRAMllDS
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2 years
what ship has suffered more than jesus
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la!lan
2 years
can y’all PLEASE break free from the chains of “this character has killed people therefore they can have no other softer qualities” especially in a series where 98% of the cast has committed almost every crime known to man
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la!lan
1 year
and what a wonderful time he’s having!
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la!lan
1 year
should I bring my kakyoin plush or jotaro plush to the mountains tmw which one deserves it more
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la!lan
2 years
rip jonathan joestar I know you would’ve loved the $1.50 hotdog & drink combo from costco
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la!lan
1 year
polnareff: bills: $300 cigarettes: $150 hair gel: $200 full body waxes from the hairline down: $2000 avdol please help me budget this they’re going to shut off my lights. help me avdol they turned off my water
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la!lan
2 years
imagine dying before jojolands leaks LMAOO rip bozo 💀💀
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la!lan
2 years
jodio have you seen redneck giorno on tiktok
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la!lan
1 year
thinking of gyro picking out a belt specifically for the race that’s two hands pouting directly down to his dick like “oh yeah. this is the one” like go to hell lmaooo
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la!lan
2 years
tiziano might be the prettiest character in all of jojo im so serious
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la!lan
2 years
bro I got all these for like $50 at B&N that 50% sale is no joke
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la!lan
4 months
johnny: man I really have to piss gyro:
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la!lan
1 year
ppl who believe in their purely fabricated beef, I feel at peace with you. I know u can be silly and have a whimsical soul. you see the vision
@piissbug
Ham 🦝
1 year
Their beef is unreal
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la!lan
2 years
i thought they were all reincarnations of the same jojo like each season they just died lol
@LeiaThompson3
Leia
2 years
Did anyone else have any assumptions about Jojo before they watched it? because ong i thought Jonathan and Dio were gonna team up and defeat ‘bad guys’ for 8 parts 🤦‍♀️ 🙃
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la!lan
2 years
diego: oh I bet you’re wondering why i’m eating rocks huh 😏 johnny: didn’t ask also kys
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la!lan
2 years
can u be normal please
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la!lan
1 year
literally jobin’s bday cake
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la!lan
2 years
TWINKS??,,,, WHERE??,,,
@saigesajo
leo ⚧️
2 years
🏳️‍🌈 BEST JOJO TWINK TOURNAMENT 🏳️‍🌈 RT to spread please!
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la!lan
2 years
hirohiko julianna marie araki STOP that….
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la!lan
1 year
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IM FNDNSNHSJSNSJSNBDB
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la!lan
1 year
still absolutely crushing that the anime decided to go with blonde for her……that was nasty and wrong of u davidpro
@JJBAmanga
JoJo Manga Panels
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la!lan
1 year
these fucking yellow tassels on this bootleg johnny cosplay are making me lose my goddamn mind
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la!lan
2 years
when characters have the same haircut their entire life that shit is so funny to me like damn bruno bucciarati really had that bowl cut his entire 20 years on this earth huh
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