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Christian, husband, father, USN Vet. 🇺🇸⚓️ (Pirate/Carnivore)

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies...
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@DogRightGirl Karen: “My husband is an attorney” Me: Unplugs charger, “I’m an electrician, gtfo”.
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@ZeekArkham It’s saddening that you always offer hugs to those people, but they never hugs you back. Are you okay?
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@NikkiFried Nikki is drunk before 7 PM on a Sunday night…
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@rangermonk1 I always stomp, clap, knock, or find some way to announce myself to my wife. Otherwise, I end up scaring her and she screams, and sometimes throws something at me. I answer “Husband, live here”…
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C @kbcorona @Smelkshake @slaglore @samschwartz03 How dare you speak for yourself after the liberal white woman has spalined to you what you should be saying!
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@goofichyck I’ll follow any legit account. China bots get the 🥾
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@babybeginner You’ve upset the soy brigade. 🤣
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@ELeoVincent4 Very well said!!!
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@Oilfield_Trash2 Guns in the truck, and most of us carried pocket knives in school.
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@rangermonk1 Beats the hell out of running a needle gun for hours!
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@smacken228 @alk55Willow @Riley_Gaines_ Will Thomas has a massive advantage over the women he competes against. Pretending he doesn’t is ignoring both biology and common sense.
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C And that’s a fraction of the fentanyl deaths annually. Not a peep from the people who “just want to save the children” about those deaths…
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@Floridagirl0850 I don’t tell you how to survive a blizzard, shaddup about our hurricanes, Karen. I’ll start to think about it when it’s a cat 3 or above.
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@Amer1can_Barbie Still one of the greatest movies ever!
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@duckieeee2008 Careful, you don’t want to anger either of his followers…
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@babybeginner Your “musing” is better written than most news articles these days. Well said! We are living in scary times, and we need to figure out how to get our moral compass back. The first one to a child’s heart wins, and we must win!
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@VeteranTakeBack Men can’t have babies
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@SchaumburgBrad @HabitatColorado @Habitat_org @reporterherald @LovelandHabitat Oh, child, you know not what you have started. I highly doubt this will end in a manner that you will like.
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@babybeginner Any male that demands to be part of this is a predator, period. If he truly cared about women in this situation, he would happily let them have this space.
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@3YearLetterman @IlhanMN How many SEC championships has Columbia won? Losers
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LFG PANTHERS! NHL Champs 2024! #timetohunt
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Saw this at Publix today. 🤣🤣🤣
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@ZeekArkham @mmpadellan Zeek for the takedown!
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@TheHorizonEast4 @TRHLofficial @mehdirhasan @realchrisrufo Just say the stabber is a white supremacist, then Medhi will suddenly care.
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@JesseASweeney @harryjsisson @piersmorgan Harry goes heavy on the rosy cheeks makeup. He’s hoping Joe will sniff his hair…
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@Provokatov And the Palestine flag hat pin…
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@Sassafrass_84 They’re recruiting kids when they’re most vulnerable mentally.
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@VeteranTakeBack There are only 2 genders
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C Translation: it scares me, so you can’t have it.
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@FoxNews No way it would be allowed in this cancel culture society. There’s no way that any modern studio would even come close to allowing this iconic film to be produced today. We have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves, and that is a pity.
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@davidhogg111 Remember when Rep Hank Johnson (D) was concerned that the island of Guam might capsize?
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@JackLinFLL We also have a lot of newbies that moved from up north. They will add more problems to an already ludicrous situation that pops up every year.
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@thereaper1_1 @ButlerStuff @FenixAmmunition Excellent points all around. I think the biggest mistake urban dwellers make is assuming their way of life is the way everyone lives. We ain’t all like that…
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@Kriscilicious @BJacksonWrites My oath was to the constitution. The flag I saluted while in uniform, and the flag I stand for today,has 3 colors only. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@AmiriKing Talcum x doing what he does, grift…
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@SultanSantis Voted for RD twice for Florida governor, will be voting for him in the primaries, and again for president!
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@DrLoupis Funny, but also 🤮
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@3YearLetterman @AOC Ladies and gentlemen, you obviously don’t know to whom you are speaking. Coach is a notary public who literally writes the law. If he deems you worthy, he might explain the error of your ways. Until then sit quietly with your hands in your lap, and don’t lick the windows.
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@Ames2420 Not happenin’.
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@BlondeBigot11 You only take fire when you’re over the target. 🎯
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@JewishWarrior13 Why are they always masked…?
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@3cCustom It’s worth repeating that nobody gives a verbal beating like veterans.
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@mericanaf7 Because so many of them come from up north. 🤷‍♂️
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@ZeekArkham @JoyVBehar @SenatorTimScott showed nothing but class on that show! No wonder Joyless Bahar hid like a coward after trying to tell a black man how he should feel…
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If you said any race other than white you’d be branded as racist and burned at the stake. But nothing will happen to this blatantly racist woman.
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"I am so tired of white men failing up” - Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D) on the House Floor Rep Ayanna Pressley is racist.
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@a_rudko @MikeSington This city is close to me. It’s been poorly run for years, with extremely high (city run) utility rates. This is just them singing for $. 🙄
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@HazelAppleyard_ @marycatedelvey They are screaming out loud who they really are. Believe them!!!
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@z_joe93395 @Ur_a_Smartass_C Is it your money? Keep scrolling then.
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@sizzle_sarah Good morning Stay strapped!
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@TRHLofficial Damn! This man is spot on!!! Gives me hope that more people will wake up.
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@TheInsiderPaper Seal off both ends, nobody in or out for 48 hours. Maybe they’ll be a little more peaceful when they come out.
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@wilderpatriot @Lifeofmariw She’s right, now do men can’t have babies.
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@therealZNO Helps explain why they’re not releasing the manifesto.
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@sphericaltime @authenticTERF @Bosslady75110 Another faceless twatwaffle that hates what he will never be.
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@LuckyMcGee Gee, I wonder why they fought the “community notes” concept so hard…
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@goofichyck Iff’n ya don’t mind.
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@TRHLofficial It feels like everyone is holding their breath. It could end with a sigh of relief, a massive explosion, a mass pass out experienced, or something in between…
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@playteaux I don’t think it would cause a crash. Short term disturbance, but long term benefits. We bought our house 8 years ago, it has almost tripled in value since. This is not sustainable in the long run.
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@ithompsonfdn @Martina That’s a dude, plain and simple.
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@Ju_Drops I get called a man all the time. It doesn’t bother me at all. 🤷‍♂️
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@BiologicalWoma2 Good morning and God bless the USA 🇺🇸 @johnjk313
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@Shandsharp @schuttsm @Yadinx @HarrisonHSmith They’re not using WP. The videos circulating online show knock knock/roof tap ordinance. It actually tells people to get out before the building is actually bombed. I don’t see hamas doing this…
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@ChristinaPushaw @RollingStone If your fetish requires children attendance, you’re a groomer! Keep your fake paws off of kids!!!
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@BrandtRobinson @Commieslayer15 The “big city problems” don’t happen in small towns because small town people take care of themselves and their neighbors. Maybe big cities should try that…
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@originalname4u So you’re the one writing speeches for Joey and Kam Kam…
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