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@john_from_IL

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40 year Illinois resident as of '22. I do *not* follow back locked profiles.

Northeastern Illinois, USA
Joined January 2012
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
@MajesticMerry I vote for cute
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@john_from_IL
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@kasthedilla Oooh toughie! Fishnets and very long hair contrasting with a casual summer outfit that could be any Western semi-urban area, generic fencing and unidentifiable building in tge background. Well chosen!
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@kasthedilla It'd look better left on the sofa ;)
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@john_from_IL
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5 months
@mszrsmerci I'm on good terms with three, but we only exchange occasional texts
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@mszrsmerci Good morning
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@Prttystkittykat That is a very cute look.
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@john_from_IL
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5 months
@mszrsmerci Looks good!
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@tittybutterflyx @xangelxfacexx Just make it fun in-game tunes that I'll never be able to hear on a console again without equating it to oral sex.
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@NatashaCL7 You had me at "harder, baby" Just kidding. I'll fist bump you though?
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@john_from_IL
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1 month
@AlicyaMom3 The bikini
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@john_from_IL
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1 year
@JuicyGirls7 How long do you think it would take someone to notice?
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@john_from_IL
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18 days
@nativelovers_ That is one skilled painter. Can you reveal who it was?
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@mszrsmerci Cash? I knew it. ;)
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
@mszrsmerci I dunno what you'd do with a bunch of old school IT and retro gaming t shirts, but go for it.
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@mszrsmerci Pinching myself. I must be dreaming
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@shyxangell Would you accept a hello from a guy like me?
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@john_from_IL
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9 months
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4 months
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@john_from_IL
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10 days
@Nicolee_hot19 Yes of course!
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@john_from_IL
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6 months
@PalmTreeMom Tan lines are great for teasing with fingertips, ice cubes, lips, tongues....
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@mszrsmerci Why not?
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@mszrsmerci Wish I knew someone to stay out late with on the beach so that the one quickly becomes the other.
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4 months
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@shytaylaxoo I would love to watch
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@britloveshorror Hope you had a nice, quiet Tuesday!
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
Any amateur "sex therapists" on here willing to make house calls? ;)
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
@mszrsmerci Look like blue-grey in that lighting
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
Anyone want to come over and sit for a while?
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2 months
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@john_from_IL
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6 months
@annarainx Date, or just get on top of me like that?
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@Michiflorida Let's do shots of both and see what happens
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
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5 months
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@john_from_IL
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9 months
@theleaway Yes, it's only 40° outside!
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5 months
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
@aves_doesthings With tats and piercings? Come on over!
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@john_from_IL
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3 months
@bunniluv215 Would you let me distract you?
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@spicylawyer Did I leave the stove light on?
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@john_from_IL
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10 months
@AlissaJxo Happy Birthday!
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
Caption contest!
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4 months
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@sourpineapplex @julianaxferrara Nothing fun like that ever happens where I park. 😜
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@Tina_tin88 Yes please
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@LizbethEden Yes, but let it fall to the floor anyway. ;)
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@john_from_IL
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1 year
@lina_thorn86960 Yes, please
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@john_from_IL
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1 year
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@Kellyy_20 Please?
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@ukr_rayana @JessRox_ I've tried saltwater taffy and saltwater Caramel, so yeah I'd like to try saltwater nipples.
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@john_from_IL
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5 months
@LilJillBunny New glasses?
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
I just love being all alone on the weekend
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@john_from_IL
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1 month
@isabella_wet Here, please?
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@john_from_IL
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2 months
@hannazzimmerrr Your whole body is a turn on.
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@john_from_IL
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8 months
@theleaway What do you *like*, for drinks?
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7 months
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@john_from_IL
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4 months
@BulmaroCar70621 I will. You have nice eyes.
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@john_from_IL
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5 months
Anybody else sleeping naked tonight?
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@john_from_IL
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1 month
@AlexLeTissier Where do you want to go?
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@john_from_IL
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24 days
@AlexLeTissier Oh hell yes
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@john_from_IL
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10 months
@AxelleBerdiana Würdest du das anschauen wollen?
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@john_from_IL
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10 days
@cutierubyxo Nice tanlines
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@john_from_IL
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5 months
I should have thought of this when she first posted. It's probably the only time I can ask "Sticks or Paddles" with a worldwide audience watching
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@char_stokely
Charlotte Stokely 🐝
5 months
If I ever invite you to my house to play video games it’s in fact just that. It’s not a sneaky flirty way to get your balls on my face. I really just want to play video games! 👾👾👾 Don’t embarrass yourself 🙄
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@john_from_IL
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10 months
@LilaJadexo @fittbadonk Out to demonstrate some hammering and pounding?
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@john_from_IL
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9 months
@LilJillBunny 8. You need shiny patent boots. ;)
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@john_from_IL
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1 year
@Livvv_001 Please?
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@john_from_IL
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1 month
@AxelleBerdiana Hallo, hier bin ich
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
Bot accounts are getting so lazy, now they are sending images of them having typed "Hello, how are you," or whatever. Smh.
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@YourBustyDoll_ Why not both?
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@john_from_IL
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2 years
@SabriaXd Kaffee habe ich. Ich brauche noch eine Partnerin fürs andere....
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2 months
@mszrsmerci I'm lost. Spare and pickup don't start with B
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@john_from_IL
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7 months
@Addison_a18 I'm out. Nice knowing you.
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6 months
@britloveshorror Got an OG one from '83?
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