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defender of hated women and soap enjoyer

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Joined July 2021
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@joesimnett
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3 years
ruby matthews owned s3 #SexEducation
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2 years
"don't go to sleep on a bad note. so if there is anything you'd like to say-" "goodnight" TANYEL IS SO REAL #LoveIsland
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3 years
kaz and liberty are the main characters #LoveIsland
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2 years
olivia coming for anna may's man AGAIN oh i love her already #LoveIsland
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11 months
if yinrun wants kerry gone, we will get her gone. we live and die by yinrun #BBUK
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3 years
@morgsrowe_ @Shaughna_P @MauraHiggins ok and? let her speak she's right!
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2 years
gemma owen signing with PLT, a fast fashion brand, despite none of her looks causing a conversation, meanwhile fashion queen tasha signs with ebay to derail fast fashion? yeah there's a reason i prefer her
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1 year
how are cindy, lauren, peter and cindy on my screen in 2023 #EastEnders
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2 years
PHIL AND KEANU ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER? #EastEnders
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3 years
am i the only one who is utterly obsessed with meena? i feel like she's ran emmerdale for the past two years and her exit is going to kill the show #Emmerdale
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2 years
if harpreet was there she would have created the next simpsons #TheApprentice
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2 years
blondes are officially the minority in the villa #LoveIsland
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3 years
@GMP4AVFC @amyhart1707 you sound jealous
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3 years
i can't stop thinking about meena's list of crimes. hardworking queen
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1 year
tim is TIRED of avi's shite #TheApprentice
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2 years
the rage i feel when avi merely speaks. that man is unreal #TheApprentice
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1 year
mal needs a reality show where she has to do random jobs like cleaning a house and working on a farm #LoveIsland
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1 year
BRADLEY SHOCK FIRING #TheApprentice
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2 years
"psychological pricing" avi came straight out of a GCSE business studies lesson #TheApprentice
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2 years
HOW is molly still not getting 40s? LET ME IN THERE LET ME SPEAK TO CRAIG RIGHT NOW #Strictly
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1 year
imagine the nation's shock if that hadn't been leaked... the lost potential #EastEnders
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2 years
these producers can try to make me like casey but it won’t work i’m afraid. i need justice for cynthia #LoveIsland
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3 years
@PopBase her impact
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2 years
when you have to get married at 7 and have to be the greatest showman at 8 #Emmerdale
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1 year
"no amber fans were outside the courthouse" well yes we have jobs #DeppVHeard
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3 years
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3 years
sia? rebel wilson? #MaskedSingerUK
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1 year
how can anyone see/hear these recordings and think depp is innocent? his supporters' mindset is BEYOND me #DeppVHeard
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2 years
everybody moved on i stayed THERE
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10 months
trish walking out as soon as jordan and matty start their flirting shite #BBUK
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1 year
victoria may not have won 250k but she was the fashion queen of the series #TheApprentice
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3 years
WHY IS LIBERTY IN THE BOTTOM WHEN BEZ AND SALLY LITERALLY CANNOT SKATE #DancingOnIce
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3 years
did the right person win? #MaskedSingerUK YES - RT NO - LIKE
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3 years
does anyone else feel like #Emmerdale just got 100x better with the return of Saint Meena? i literally felt the shift of it getting better when my queen reappeared
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9 months
me leaving the ticketek lounge in 5 hours when they finally let me through #GirlsAloud
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2 years
@PopBase so instead he'll make 10 podcasts rinsing his role on it
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1 year
rochelle: "marnie may be a boxer but i'm a fighter" #TheApprentice
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2 years
WHY IS MOLLY IN THE DANCE OFF AGAIN? THE UK HAS FAILED HER #Strictly
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3 years
so when will laura be interviewing kaz and liberty aka the people's princesses #LoveIsland
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2 years
goodbye to the woman who's carried emmerdale on her back since 2020. paige sandhu, you are amazing. and meena jutla, you will ALWAYS be famous! #Emmerdale
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3 years
AARON NOT GOING HOME? #TheApprentice
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1 year
charlotte jordan needs her british soap award and she needs it NOW #Corrie
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3 years
harpreet is the apprentice it girl btw!
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3 years
meena jutla deserves an MBE for her services to television #Emmerdale
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3 years
who is MUSHROOM? #MaskedSingerUK RT = Jane Horrocks LIKE = Charlotte Church
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2 years
@LoveIsland we're not trending that
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2 years
i am PISSING
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3 years
SHANNON SAYING NO THAT'S LITERALLY MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT THERE #LoveIsland
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9 months
@LesQMuse @PopCrave going on tour = copying taylor ?
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1 year
lauren is gone already? well bloody bring her back #EastEnders
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2 years
who do you want to WIN? #DancingOnIce RT = Brendan LIKE = Regan Reply = Kimberly
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1 year
i can't wait to never hear the "i'm/she's READYYYY" bit ever again. it maybe takes the crown for cringiest #LoveIsland tagline
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2 years
team snapchat messaging me AGAIN?
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3 years
@SSa__13 @PopCrave i don't think so!
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9 months
recasting harriet thorpe as elaine is THE best thing to happen to #EastEnders in 2023, or ever 🤣 ICON
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3 years
who is MUSHROOM? #MaskedSingerUK Charlotte Church - LIKE Katherine Jenkins - RT Another guess? REPLY!
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3 years
the show is gonna be SO boring without meena… this has been their best storyline, mainly thanks to the talent of paige sandhu, and meena has already gone down as a soap LEGEND. #Emmerdale
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2 years
why is jack in primary school when the actor literally has a mortgage and two kids #Corrie
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3 years
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9 months
me destroying the ticketek lounge #GirlsAloud
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2 years
so at 4:30am it's fully light outside and they all got their hair and makeup done in 20 minutes? #TheApprentice
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3 years
@sexeducation when will ruby be awarded an MBE for her iconic ways?
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3 years
1 MILLION
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3 years
MEENA WAKE UP #Emmerdale
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9 months
Nella Rose MBE is safe #ImACeleb
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3 years
who is PANDA? #MaskedSingerUK Charlotte Church - RT Natalie Imbruglia - LIKE Alesha Dixon - REPLY
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10 months
we have to get tom and his foul smelling mullet out next. he needs to return home to wash #BBUK
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2 years
@lebigmac1 @bbcstrictly @richie_anderson @BBCRadio2 i don't know him either but rather than put the condescending 'who?' comment, i tend to use
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2 years
paige sandhu's first red carpet… and she did NOT disappoint!
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2 years
so joey can skate half naked but ekin su gets attacked by the masses for wearing a skin-toned leotard. do me a favour #DancingOnIce
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2 years
indiyah is right. there is NO competition for her #LoveIsland
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3 years
meena stans let me hear you say YES!
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1 year
WE NEED DAME MAL BACK #LoveIsland #Aftersun
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2 years
now when you compare the amount of young women on eastenders to the other soaps… then you see the issue @bbceastenders FIX THIS
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9 months
NIAMH BLACKSHAW AND JENNA COLEMAN WORKING TOGETHER I JUST STARTED LEVITATING. I HAVE JUST BEGUN
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3 years
. @Uber_Support i just want to put in a compliment for this amazing driver. i believe her name is meena? she's the only available uber driver in my area at the moment and even made sure that i got to my door okay in this horrible storm eunice. give her a raise i say!
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11 months
mack really let the MOTHER OF HIS CHILD die. i wish him nothing but the worst, i hope hell wears a barbed wire strap on when it fucks him #Emmerdale
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3 years
@PopCrave wait i thought she died
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11 months
why is Yinrun serving Viki from charity shop sue #BBUK
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3 years
i'm obsessed with paige's hatred of victoria. me too gal
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3 years
@santan_childish @PopCrave is one that doesn't rely on features
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2 years
will's attempt at pulling #LoveIsland
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2 years
@Loise01837678 @AmberRoseGill it's almost like someone can grow and change in three years time
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2 years
omg one of the evil little skater sprogs fell flat on his face #BGT
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1 year
why did ITV just show us the dumped islanders before the dumping #LoveIsland
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2 years
the way the NHS is on its knees and what do the justice system do? lock an innocent nurse up! so much for justice eh! free meena… and do it today
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2 years
@AMMARTIOA @PopBase someone has to!
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2 years
ACKLEY BRIDGE S5 TRAILER THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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3 years
thinking about Paige Thee Sandhu
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8 months
@hannah__03x the same goes for half of them omg
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2 years
never seen more than 5 minutes of a neighbours episode but i'm tuning into the finale with no clue who 95% of them are
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3 years
me burying meena's souvenir box in my garden so she gets away with it #Emmerdale
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11 months
@emmerdale me when this story ends and the pair of them are axed
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2 years
if harpreet was there she'd have created an advert better than every john lewis christmas advert combined #TheApprentice
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1 year
@JOEvibez__ @PopCrave @netflix it literally is ending + we will be watching
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3 years
me turning up to albert square to assassinate gray #EastEnders
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