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joesef

@joesefjoesef

5 years

pandas are fucking some buzz

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@joesefjoesef

4 years

lisa gurl i feel u

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4 years

savage x fenty began here

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2 years

my notes app will have the most heatbreaking entries of all time then the next page will say: 2 onions halloumi, DONT FORGET EASY GARLIC

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1 year

not my mum late for my set

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1 year

Pure proud maw @joesefjoesef !!!

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4 years

soon we will be in a a park, it will be summer, a speaker will be playing tunes and there will be cans sparked left right n centre, the sun will be going down and everybody’s that sloppy happy pished way, things will be better soon enough, hold tiiight

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5 years

celebs singing imagine in their castles and heated patios while rihannas getting the cash out for ventilators mate my fighters been chosen

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@FentyStats

5 years

Barbados’ Prime Minister Mia Mottley has announced that @rihanna offered to pay for ventilators worth a total BB$1.4 million in response to #COVID ー19 pandemic. 🇧🇧

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2 years

bein depressed is so weird like its kinda funny u will start ur day at 3:46pm eat a pack of salt n vinegar discos then go to sleep for 8 hours

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3 years

christmas in the east end of glasgow

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3 years

my auntie betty out here sounding like a ticket master confirmation email, ur right auntie betty i fuckin um

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3 years

if they don’t want people to eat these why do they make them look so sexy?

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2 years

being accessible 24/7 is unnatural if u want to ignore a message for no reason for a few hours do it honey i give u permission

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3 years

me doing an insta live and my maw shouting in the back don’t film my artex ceilings is the most east end a glesga thing ever

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1 year

legends only ?

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4 years

thats me verified now so no cunt talk to me

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2 years

if ur in a bit of a rut at the moment and ur seeing this right now, let it be a sign that it will pass and you will be alright asap, promise ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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3 years

why r glesga maws obsessed with the sun man one break in the clouds and my maws out the back head to toe in carrot oil reading kerry katonas memoirs with a bikini on

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3 years

this was so iconic it made me WANT to smoke fags

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3 years

Public health in the year 2000 aced the assignment. Incredible.

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4 years

something very melancholic about a taxi home and the radios playing christmas tune i feel like i’ve just left my wife in eastenders

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4 years

little mix touch is a heavy tune man

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3 years

nothing could have prepared me for that glesga i love yous forever sorry i cried a bit early on nothing means more than what happened tonight

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8 months

i think i miss glasgow

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1 year

if i have two beers consider your instagram storie replied tae

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2 years

me texting my pals expert life advice while im literally sitting like this

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4 years

the amount of ppl who have me in their top songs and artist on spotify wrapped, i love yous but please get some serotonin x x x x

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3 years

writing these tunes and having my hometown sing them back at is really doesn’t compare to anything else i’ve ever experienced, we are all family in glasgow and it showed last night, my wildest dreams came true, love yous forever and ever theres nae place like hame x x x x

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4 years

my mums just called grindr dial-a-dobber

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3 years

reminding everybody its sound to get anxious doing normal things cause nothings been normal for ages and i just got overwhelmed buying a packet of crisps from sainsburys 🤝

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4 years

been feeling homesick this week n my maw sent me this, warms my cold dead heart knowing the full young team are behind me always, love yous x x x x

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3 years

meet me at our spot the spot:

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2 years

my maw came and cut my hair before the first show in glasgow. theres a palpable energy backstage at the barras, like everyone whose ever played there’s left a part of them selves in the fixtures. cool that shes part of it now. taken by lauren harris

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3 years

heres a pic of my da holding me like a bottle a mad dog in millport

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2 years

priorities innit

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6 years

garthamlock young team ok

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4 years

Worked in a bar start of last year now i’ve signed a record deal, im still an absolute fucking dafty but x x x x

AWAL

@AWAL

4 years

" @joesefjoesef is a special talent and we are hugely ambitious for what he can achieve not just in the UK but around the world." 🌐❤️ we're honored to work with Joesef & can't wait to share what's next, many thanks to @musicbizworld for the kind words:

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2 years

terrifying

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@ScotNational

2 years

Kate Forbes is Scots' preferred candidate to take over as first minister, according to a new poll

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3 years

so strange to me adult males cant celebrate and have a good time without punching fuck out each other

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11 months

good to see im still popular with the gays, girls and the mentally ill

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2 years

had to tell my biggest fan ✨my maw ✨ before i told any of yous, but buzzing to support the big man @PaoloNutini at The Hydro in dec hwfg ✨

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@joesefjoesef

2 years

when i said the sun is up forever this is not what i had in mind bich

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3 years

out in glasgow to tonight hope i go home with some diplomats son from cop26

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8 months

between the willy wonka experience and the rumours of Kate middletons two months of for a bbl i’ve never felt more mentally ill, twitter is so back

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10 months

second album time me thinks

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2 years

guys look

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3 years

emily in govan hill

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14 days

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9 months

this is the only picture ever

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10 months

when will glasgow do this for me

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10 months

Statue of Shakira unveiled in Barranquilla, Colombia.

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3 years

matilda making pancakes with her super powers is so shite man i would literally have been demolishing the forge

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2 years

my big basterding debut album Permanent Damage is coming on january 13th. pre-order the album on my store before 8am 20th September to get pre-sale access for my big fuck off UK & EU headline tour, link in bio, ty for everything. all my love, joe x x x x

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4 years

Me : *breathes* My aunties:

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5 years

Im i the first gyt boy in @BritishVogue alexa play madonna vogue x x x x

British Vogue

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5 years

. @joesefjoesef , the 24-year-old musician from the East End of Glasgow will take you by complete surprise.

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11 months

not gonna lie guys its genuinely been a little heavy lately

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2 years

winnie the pooh had his arse out 24/7

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5 years

never thought id see the day arya stark listening to Loverboy x x x x

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3 years

av fell in love and planned a few dinner parties in the smoking area, soon it will return

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2 years

so obsessed with ppl at train stations or airports like where r u going, how u feeling, r u sad/happy, what yous all upty

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2 years

nobody does it like we do in glasgow man fucking hell, love you all c yous next time bye x x x x

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1 year

won best album at the scottish music awards, very greatful to be recognised in the motherland it always means a bit more, good to be back home 🐬🥏🐠🦋x x x x

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3 years

sorry i had to keep this a secret for so long, but obviously am doing a Glasgow show this year, and it’s in the fucking barras of all places. sign up now for ticket presale on wednesday 10am, and general sale is on friday 10am. 🥺🥺🥺😩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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4 years

was walking to lift in the hotel and heard a guy say to his girlfriend “this hotel just doesny know how to flush ma shites” fucking missed glesga man

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3 years

im playing the fucking o2 academy in glasgow wit the actual fuck man

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4 years

wish i could take a two week, all inclusive trip away from my own brain

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2 years

ok i’m dead @paramore 🫠💕

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2 years

@joesefjoesef Sure I won’t be the only one to call this out but just in case, you’re on Hayley Williams’ insta story! 👏🏻

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2 years

watching devil wears prada for the first time, is her boyfriend supposed to be the bad guy? i would like him to go to prison

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3 months

guys i have a puppy

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3 years

i’ve only put one tune out this year this is mad tysm x x x x

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2 years

literally me

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5 years

will never take for granted sitting in a pub fulla pints with my mates either side of me talking absolute shoite directly into my ear drums, see yous soon x x x x

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2 years

we got a top 20 album boys hwfg!! top 5 vinyl as well 😈 ty for such a fucking mental week, meeting you all and sharing this time together has been something i’ll keep close forever, canny wait to take this record as far as it can go now, c yous soon! 💕💕💕💕💕✨

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4 years

Take a minute girl come sit down n tell is wits fuckin happnin

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3 years

why does this looks like a gaff in haghill after subby

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2 years

no one does it like my people do, the greatest love of all i have for glasgow 💕💕💕💕 we go again tomorrow !

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2 years

“I think I miss glasgow “ @joesefjoesef the voice of a young, working class, LGBTQI and cool as fuck Scotland ✨❤️🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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2 years

🕺🚨✨😈💕👌🏻⚰️🤌😾

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2 years

a tram is a gay bus

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2 years

played my first arena and met paolo big bucket list day yesterday guys

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joesef

@joesefjoesef

11 months

thank u for rolling with me this year troops, very grateful to have made an album i’m still proud of and to have taken it to as many places as i have so far, see u in the new year for some newness love u all very much 💘💕💘💕

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2 years

apparently someone was sniffing gear off a permanent damage vinyl outside the signing last night

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2 years

♐︎

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2 years

what would you do in this situation?

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1 year

was saying to my bf we should watch more of greta gerwigs other films cause he loved barbie sm, and he was like is she not the climate change girl 💀

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2 years

candy was the first tune i ever learned on guitar, the big mans music has been a constant in my life so this was a fucking buzz, cheers to @paolonutini and crew for being so welcoming, and to glesga for being the best as usual, my first arena man fuck sake 🖕✨💅🤌💕

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joesef

@joesefjoesef

2 years

not my face in time square wot the fucking hell 💀💀, cheers to the big dawgs at @spotify @spotifyuk for choosing me to be part of their glow campaign, supporting lgbtqi+ artists doing their thing atm, feel very lucky to be able to be myself in my work, legends! x x x x

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5 years

hometown glory man, love you forever glasgow x x x x

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2 years

my fucking debut album is out this week!!!!!!!!

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2 years

honestly man my maws cooking, waiting on ant n dec coming out a cupboard cause I’m a celebrity get me fucking outta here

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5 years

maw getting me the most hideous congratulation present for singin on the radio, a llama head vase

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3 years

rlly love bein scottish

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2 years

thanks lisa 💕 where u from ?

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2 years

Just listened to @joesefjoesef for the first time , what a beautiful voice

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1 year

sold out show in La tonight someone phone hilary duff cause this is what dreams are made of

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4 years

its about leaving an abusive relationship from my mums perspective, it’s kind of heavy but she said she spent most of her life living in the shade of that relationship n she said its finally like shes in the brightest part of her life now, shes a fucking legend

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1 year

i was eating a chinese over my laptop one time and a grain of rice fell into the crease(crease?) of the laptop, anyways overtime the rice grain dried, and one day i closed my laptop and the hard dry grain of rice cracked my whole screen

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3 years

me selling out a show in new york is a big wit the fuck from me whose boozing

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