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@joenahnah

7 months

Kate Middleton Kate Middleton before Mar. 18: on Mar. 18:

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7 months

An original poem by our sweet baby girl 😅

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Welp, time for me to get dressed… 😆 🥳 🎂

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11 months

My wife just made the most amazing twist on cinnamon rolls, from scratch. The taste is absolutely delicious. My shirt is absolutely covered in powdered sugar. My stomach is absolutely satisfied. Delightful is an understatement. 🥰😍🥲🤤

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1 year

I don’t normally wear ties, but I’ll make an exception today! 😁 🎉 🎈 🥳 🍰 🍪

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2 years

1) Uncover more things that you enjoy. 2) Relentlessly edit your schedule until you are making more time for those things. Tonight for us it’s sipping tea while listening to music by the candlelight. Yours can be anything. But for a happier life it *should* be SOMETHING.

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1 year

I saw Taina trending and thought y’all were talking about the iconic Nickelodeon show that walked so that Victorious could run.

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4 months

This is kinda funny—when we moved in, almost 5 years ago we thought this patch was just grass, so we always mowed it down. This year, for no particular reason, we just let it keep growing…and whaaaaaaaat?! 😅 🥰

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6 months

My wife made two kinds of banana bread tonight. One has walnuts, the other chocolate chunks. “Blessed” doesn’t even begin to cover what I am. 🍌 🍞

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11 months

My wife just baked this focaccia bread for dinner. She’s the focaccin’ best. 🥰 🍞

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1 year

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11 months

When you’re me, every Friday is Black Friday. (Yes, I have been looking forward to making this joke for an entire year 😂)

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10 months

My lady wanted brownies, so I made brownies. Then, she decorated brownies, and we ate brownies. 😍

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11 months

Sandwiches don’t get enough credit. An incredible invention. 🥪 What’s your favorite kind?

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1 year

@KevOnStage And they just want you sitting in that chair thinking, feeling powerless. Man when I learned to flip the script and get up too, walk around, looking like I could stay, I could go, let me check out this car over here while you “talk to the sales manager” they came back like

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6 months

Tried something new today and made pasta from scratch. 🍝 We don’t have a pasta roller so I used a rolling pin and some elbow grease. 😆 Really happy with it! 😁

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10 months

We baked and decorated our Christmas cookies today 😁 A holly jolly time was had by all 🎅🏾🤶🏽🎄😋

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9 months

Asked my wife to send me a special pic to help me get through the rest of the day 🥵 🤤

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11 months

My wife baked us scones with orange zest and a delicious orange glaze. 🍊 We all floated to the kitchen cartoon-style when we walked through the door. 😅 Pure delight. 🥰

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1 year

My wife and I made a DELICIOUS apple cobbler pound cake to celebrate the first day of autumn. Happy Fall, y’all! May it be your best season yet!

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11 months

me WEEKS into daylight saving: *looks outside* alright it's almost time to get ready for be---*looks at clock* oh my goodness.

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2 years

My wife unraveled the cinnamon rolls from the can and stitched them all together to make this giant cinnamon roll cake 😯 And this is the only way we’re ever enjoying cinnamon rolls again 😁 😋

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11 months

I’m thankful for you folks! I enjoy reading about your lives, following along with your day to days…and I think it’s pretty fun that you get a kick out of reading about mine. Each of you is special, brilliant, and deserving of joy, peace, & love. Please remember that. 😁☕️ 🦃

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8 months

My wonderful wife made us a frog cake to celebrate LEAP day 😅 It’s beautiful and delicious and I just love her 😍

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1 year

Went outside to check out our rose bush just before sunset. The light was magnificent. 🤩

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8 months

We ordered for grocery delivery this afternoon. We didn’t order any red onions…but uh…we got a lot of red onions… 😅 When life gives you red onions…. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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2 years

My wife and I tag teamed these amazing chocolate chip muffins that our children will feast on at breakfast time 🤤 Being in the kitchen together is an honor and a pleasure 🥰

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11 months

It’s here! It’s here! It’s here! 😂 😂 😂

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1 year

I got my wife this Seinfeld Lego set a while back and last night we finally finished 🤩 Lots of pretzels made us thirsty during the construction of this set 😅

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7 months

I understand if you need to unfollow me after this, but this is who I am now. I’ve committed to becoming a Lawn Daddy in 2024. And on this day, March 11th…two weeks before spring break…I cut the grass, fully knowing it’s going to set off a chain reaction in my neighborhood.

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9 months

Years and years of me writing them letters actually worked. Reese’s is finally making chocolate butts. 🤩 Don’t give up on your dreams. 😂

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9 months

Spent the day celebrating my wife. My gorgeous, smart, talented, hard working wife. The woman of my dreams since before I even knew what those dreams were. I’m so thankful to love her and to be loved by her. 🥰 We’ve been together for 15th birthdays now. Here’s to many more! 😘

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10 months

We had a crazy beautiful sky yesterday morning. We all ran out to the driveway to admire it, no jackets, no shoes, we couldn’t afford to miss a moment.🤩 Ten minutes later, it was gone without a trace. But we’re so thankful we got to savor that moment. Happy Saturday, folks!

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2 years

Today I crossed “eat pancakes while driving” off of my bucket list.

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1 year

My wife’s baked three batches of *delicious* oatmeal chocolate chip cookies since yesterday 🍪 I figured oatmeal is technically a breakfast food, so I helped myself to more this morning ☀️ Another batch just came out! I’m not even going to tell you how many I’ve eaten 😅 😋

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6 months

Our kids are at a place where their idea of a prank is just leaving a note that says “you got pranked.” It’s really funny to me, and almost overwhelmingly harmless 😅 6 left this note on the TV in our bedroom.

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10 months

It’s the last school day before break and the kids are doing PJ day with hot chocolate and a movie. 🤩 My wife and I aren’t working today, so we’re ALSO doing PJ day with hot chocolate and a movie at home. 😍 Can’t wait to get started! 🥳 Have a great day, y’all! 😁

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1 year

I scanned a jumbo bag of m&ms at the store this evening while my wife wasn’t looking. Turns out, she did the exact same thing when I wasn’t looking! Now we have two jumbo bags of m&ms and a great night of snacking ahead of us. 😂 Have a great night, y’all! Happy weekend! 😁

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10 months

Being a grown-up is generally very hard, so it’s essential to fully embrace the privileges that make it all worthwhile. And that, friends, is exactly why I just ate a cookie for breakfast. Without asking first. 😂 🍪 Have a wonderful Tuesday! ☀️ ☕️

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11 months

I only ate one. (The biggest lie I ever said) 😅

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1 year

even when we have covid, she can’t help herself from whipping up tasty treats that show her love. my babe 🥰

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8 months

I noticed dough proofing in the kitchen this morning and was curious about it 🤔 but I never would’ve guessed my wife was prepping to make me homemade BBQ chicken pizza for lunch! 🍕 Such a delicious surprise that I really needed on this long Thursday. She’s so lovely, y’all. 🥰

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1 year

Wife and 6 baked a cake *for me* last night. Not just any old regular cake, but a cake FOR Dad. So I’m eating cake for breakfast 😁😋 🥰 Cake and coffee ☕️

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10 months

You mean to tell me a chicken fried this rice? 😜 Nah, it was me. 😋

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9 months

Our coffee machine quit working. I tried the troubleshooting options from the manual, and in a last ditch effort, I kid you not—turned it over the sink, spanked it a few times, and it perked right up. After seeing this, my wife informed me that she too has quit working. 😅😮‍💨😂

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11 months

Every day is a gift. Whether or not you hear it from anyone else today, if you’re reading this I want you to know that I’m glad you’re here. Make good choices. And have some of this delicious loaf my wife baked, with chocolate chunks all up in it! 🤤 Happy Wednesday! ☀️ ☕️ 🍫

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1 year

I just watched a video where a guy installed a lock on the door of their pantry to help his wife with her diet…and I’ve gotta say, I’m surprised at the creative ways people are choosing to get themselves murdered these days 😅

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7 months

When she set out to make Oreo pie for Pi Day, my wife asked, “chocolate or lemon?” I replied, “yes.” And now I’m swimming in pie 🤤 🥰

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1 year

i don’t believe in such a thing as“too many cookies” so i think i’ll have another 😋 🍪

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7 months

One major way that we show love in this house is by baking 🥰 And since today is National Oreo Day, after work I got right to work in the kitchen making these Oreo chocolate chip cookies 🍪 🤤 Turned out fantastic! 😁

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5 months

I think they’ll always generically call it a “beer belly” because that seems more manly, but I for one have no problems admitting that this is a cupcake belly.

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11 months

I didn’t know this, but my wife really wanted to bring me breakfast in bed. I showed up in the kitchen JUST as she was finishing. You’d better believe I ran straight back to bed where I’m currently feasting.😆🥰😋 Being loved on is great, and so is letting someone love on you.

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10 months

Maybe we sent way too many cupcakes with our kids to their class parties on Friday… And maybe the many extras got sent back home with us… And maybe I just ate one at 12:30 AM….And maybe it’s the fifth one I’ve had in the last 24 hours. What of it?! 😂 🤷🏾‍♂️ 🧁 🤤 🎄

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4 months

my wife made dinner rolls from scratch and I want to replace my bed pillows with them 🤤

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1 year

Wife was the first to pop up this morning. ☀️ Made us a big old bundle of pancakes and topped them with the cream she whipped and the strawberry compote she fixed last night. 🥰 Feeling very blessed, very loved and very full! 😆 Have an awesome Thursday, y’all! ☕️

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1 year

Took a nap on the couch, and now I’m up baking cookies and watching football. This is what Saturdays should be 😁

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8 months

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4 months

wife and i wanted to continue sleeping in but the kids arrived wanting something to eat. me: i wonder if they could heat up their own toaster strudels? 7: it seems easy, you just cook it for an hour. me: yeah, I’m gonna get up. 😂

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6 months

I bought a new deodorant and I don’t love it, but it was kinda pricey so I’ll grin and bear it. Couldn’t pinpoint what I dislike about it, then, this morning I thought I had a split second of clarity when I read the scent is “cheddar.” Dear reader, the label said “cedar.” 😅🤦🏾‍♂️

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10 months

Today our other elf arrived! Snoop on the Stoop is here! And my wife made this awesome video of how he showed up in style! 😎 😂 🎅🏾

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11 months

Y’all know I don’t get very serious on here, but right now I am absolutely livid. Walking through the store and finding that my exact likeness was used (without my permission) for a commercial product is infuriating. And for $3.99 no less! I will be lawyering up immediately. 😂

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11 months

Happy Saturday, folks! Chilly morning and we’re expecting to see snow! We’ve got the hot cocoa ready to make, we’ve got the sweatpants ready to put on, and I’ve been storing away extra snuggles to share with my wife as soon as the Hallmark movies start! Have a great day!🧣😁

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1 year

I don’t judge people for who they choose to share their bed with. Tonight we’re sharing our bed with a mountain of fresh laundry we didn’t have the energy to finish putting away 😂 🧺

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1 year

Still feeling sick. But right now the whole family’s crammed into our bed and we just ordered pizza 😆 there’s always bright spots, you just have to keep your eyes open 🥰

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1 year

Protectin’ the turtles…ohhh yeahhhhh 🐢

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1 year

In the kitchen tonight, creating homemade ‘we’re-coming-to-visit’ tokens—AKA cookies. Nothing says love like a cookie, right? Tomorrow we’re off to visit the in-laws! If you smell something sweet on the roads, it’s probably me! 😅🍪🚗

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1 year

We discovered these new flowers growing on the side of the house this morning. 🤩 Didn’t know anything about morning glories and was pretty surprised to see them closed up by the afternoon. 🤔 Looking forward to checking them out again tomorrow! 🌸

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11 months

We did it! I handled the cake baking and my wife baked the cookies and shared design duties with 6. Turned out amazing! 🤩

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11 months

We’re letting our kids each pick one dessert they want to help make for Thanksgiving next week 😋 🍰 6’s design is just a tad more elaborate than we were expecting 🤔 😂

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2 years

Today is my wife’s birthday and we had the best time. 🎂 Took off work, went out to breakfast, watched a movie, ordered in, just chilled. 😁 Lots of laughs, lots of fun, celebrating my favorite person and the blessing that she was born. 🥰 Lots of cupcakes too! 😋

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1 year

Fast Car is a beautiful song, but it’s so dang sad. But that oddly makes me love it more. What are y’all’s favorite beautiful, but heart wrenching songs? 🤔

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10 months

got a really nice happy new year message from my mother in law, thanking me for being who i am. all i want is for my wife’s parents to know that i’m taking care of their daughter. it’s gotta be so hard to trust a kid to marry your kid. i’m dang grateful that they did.

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8 months

So we’re brand new Alexa owners and it turns out you can make an order from Amazon simply by telling your Alexa to buy it. It won’t even ask you to confirm you’re sure. And that’s the story of how I accidentally used my voice to order a large bundle of thongs. Happy Weekend! 😂

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1 year

I’m gonna bake a birthday cake, even though it’s nobody I know’s birthday…. and nobody’s gonna stop me. This is what I became a grown up for 😂

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2 years

Made these rolls from scratch. Still pretty excited about it 😆

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8 months

We ran out of bagels so my lovely wife made a batch, and taught 6 how. 😍 They’re so good. 🤤 Now I’m trying to figure out how to tell her I don’t think I can go back to store bought 😅 🥯

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1 year

I’m getting good at these from scratch pizzas, and I’m proud of that. Mixin’ the dough in the morning and grillin’ the pie in the evening. 👌🏾 😋

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3 months

me seeing pitbull doing the wnba halftime show: sheesh what year is it, am i right? me 12 seconds later: 🎵 DONT STOP THE PARTAYYYY 🎵

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2 years

To know me is to know that I can’t make a coffee drink without whipped cream. 🤤 Just made this delicious beauty for my wife, and I’m a littttle bit jealous.😅 Also, if you’re a parent who never gets to enjoy their coffee hot because you don’t have time…try a YETI mug. 👌🏾

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1 year

Opening this app ready to fight and viciously argue with strangers is such an interesting choice to me.🤔 I’m grateful that there’s another side to this Twitter business…full of dumb jokes, funny stories, relatable posts and heartwarming sunshine.☀️ I’ll stay on this side.😊

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11 months

Laid under the tree in our yard and took this picture. When I stood up and walked away my wife told me there was a leaf on my tush. 🍁 🍑 Leaf tush season is the BEST 😅 🥰

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7 months

Made an irresistible batch of blondies for Easter dessert, and now I’m on duty hard boiling the eggs. 🥚 🐰 There’s no way these are going to last until tomorrow…but that’s tomorrow’s problem… 🤪 🤤

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1 year

wife noticed a big and bright cloud so i got a timelapse of it breezing on by 💨 ☁️

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2 years

My wife made these strawberry hand pies in celebration of today, and omg i am doubly in love 😍

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6 months

wife got some unbelievable news—a dream realized—so we’re starting the weekend early and celebrating. surprised her with flowers and now we’re eating late night chocolate cake. the best. 🥰

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8 months

I thought somebody dropped a perfectly good frosted donut on the ground this afternoon. Upon closer inspection, it was a rock, and I was just quite hungry. 😂

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8 months

My wife was sleeping very deeply, but her outstretched arm and hand were perfectly placed, so I decided to try to paint her fingernails without waking her. I successfully made it through one finger. She opened her eyes and I couldn’t stop cackling. (1/2)

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10 months

This cookie cake’s got jokes 😂

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2 years

just showin’ off my wife’s flowers to the internet 😆 🥰

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1 year

You might be a parent if an accident during a home repair called for the need of a band-aid…and you’re happy your wife brought you this one because Belle is a strong, smart, and kindhearted princess. 😆

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8 months

i’ll always insist on eating Chinese food with chopsticks even though i end up eating it like this 😂 i’m not ashamed 😅

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8 months

For Valentine’s Day, instead of grabbing something off the RACK, my wife crocheted me this amazing PAIR of stress balls to keep on my desk for when work’s got me sagging. 🥰 😂 I love that woman and how she loves me. These will definitely perk me up today and every day. 😮‍💨 😂 😍

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7 months

The duality of man, as summed up by our trip to Sam’s Club. 😂

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11 months

We’re very big mall pretzel people, so this had to happen 🤣 🤤 🥨 🎄

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1 year

Wife thought we all needed a treat. 🤤 Baked us a chocolate cake and said we can eat it before dinner! 😳 Coolest. Mom. Ever. 🥰

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1 year

Went to a fundraiser for our kids’ school. 🤩 The whole time we were behind a skinny mom who was ironically wearing a shirt that said “thick thighs, thin patience” on the back. 🤔 The husband behind us told his wife she needs that shirt. They’re never gonna find his body 😂

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10 months

Got sick and it pretty much knocked me into next week. 😅 Doing much better now, I even dropped a few lbs from losing my appetite for treats. I’d better remedy that soon… 🤔 😋

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11 months

Moms have the hardest job on the planet. That’s not an opinion, it’s just a straight up fact that is not up for debate. It makes me happy when my wife sleeps in, though. Not just because she’s getting needed rest, but also because it means she trusts that everything that (1/3)

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1 year

From the time spent with my family, to the presents, to the glorious homemade double decker cookie cake that my beautiful wife decorated…it has been a WONDERFUL birthday. (Yes, I lit my candles using my blowtorch😅) And thank you ALL for the many well wishes! 😁 🥳 🤤